Chapter 116: How I Died
Xinya received a call from me, and didn't speak for a long time, I don't know if she was scared half to death or overexcited, and then Xinya's whining cry came from the other end of the earpiece, and Wenwen and Lao Zhang asked in unison: "What's wrong? What's wrong?"
Obviously, Xinya, Wenwen, and Lao Zhang still couldn't believe that I was a human or a ghost, as could be seen from the excited and nervous expressions they had as they rushed into my office.
"I'm not too kind of to treat you guys, why do you have to curse me to death?" I joked, hoping that my nervous anger would ease as soon as possible.
After Lao Zhang confirmed that I was indeed alive, he shook his head helplessly: "Do you know, brother, you played with heartbeats like this, and almost killed a few of us!"
"Who cursed you and looked forward to your death!" Xin Yagang said a sentence and tears welled up again: "The hospital has issued a death notice, and everyone has been sent to the morgue, what else can we do if you say we don't believe it?"
"What? You've all sent me to the morgue?"
I couldn't sit still, but Gui Mei didn't say anything about it.
What kind of joke is this, if you send me directly to the incinerator, you won't really have to be burned alive?
"yes, what the hell is going on?"
Xinya remembered Gui Mei at this time, summoned her into my office, and stared: "Gui Mei, do you know anything, why did you cry in the hospital at that time and say that he was not dead, and dragged the doctor and staff to prevent him from being pushed to the morgue?"
Gui Mei blushed, and her speech was a little evasive: "I don't think he has any injuries on his body, how can he die?"
I subconsciously moved my arms and legs, and there was a little pain, but I really didn't feel anything.
Xinya also looked enlightened, and swept back and forth on my body twice: "Yes, there is no injury." ”
"But why did you come to our place early in the morning before the police called, and you know he was sleepwalking?" Xinya remembered that Gui Mei knocked on the door yesterday morning, and turned her head to ask Gui Mei again.
Wenwen didn't know these processes, and her gaze shifted back and forth between the three of us.
Gui Mei said that a customer met me at a nightclub in the evening, and she was a little worried that she came to my place early in the morning to check on the situation.
Guimei's explanation seems to make sense, provided that she believes that I can sleepwalk, otherwise she would come early in the morning to check if I am okay when I go to a nightclub as an adult, which is not normal.
"The doctors have confirmed that you are dead, how did you wake up? You ran out of the morgue and no one knows?"
"This doctor is too irresponsible, a life was almost buried in their hands, I must go to them!" Wenwen was as relieved and indignant as if she had experienced the rest of her life.
"It's lucky if people are okay, everything else is trivial. "I don't seem to understand Lao Zhang's words.
I think Wenwen and Xinya must have thought I was sleepwalking.
I'm still confused about what happened, and I don't dare to answer casually no matter what anyone says.
"It's more important than anything else that people are alive, don't go to the hospital and talk to the doctor, there are things that may not be understood by their doctors. Only Gui Mei still remained calm and didn't look weird.
Perhaps it was Guimei's calmness that evoked Xinya's memory of Guimei's deep slumber a few days ago, she dragged Guimei and asked with high suspicion: "His situation is very similar to the situation when you were in a coma last time and we sent you to the hospital, Guimei, you must know what you didn't say, didn't you?"
"The doctor can't tell me what he can't say, how can I know who you and I am!" Gui Mei broke free from Xinya's pull, but her tone was in free fall.
The more and more confusion became, I had to stop them and shouted at Xinya, "Can you tell me first, what's wrong with me thinking I'm dead and sending me to the morgue?"
"What I want to send, the doctor asked me to send it. ”
I was still scolding the doctor in my heart, and Xinya continued: "Actually, you can't blame the doctor, they think that you have no vital signs, of course they will make that arrangement." ”
"What the hell is going on, how can I die when I'm so good?"
I also have a weak heart, I never know what kind of signs my body is when I go down, whether I am breathing, whether I have a heartbeat, I don't know anything.
"Don't worry. Xinya stopped me from talking, and then stopped talking and looked at Lao Zhang and Wenwen.
Lao Zhang left with interest, but Wenwen stubbornly stayed, and Xinya didn't force her, and then described what happened......
Gui Mei knocked on my door early in the morning, Xinya went to open the door and saw that the door lock was picked, and immediately realized that I was sleepwalking again, and when they found out that I was sleepwalking and did not return, they were ready to go out to find me, but as soon as I got out of the door, I received a strange phone call, which turned out to be someone from the police station, and found Xinya's phone from my mobile phone.
What happened was that I went to the royal nightclub in the middle of the night, asked for a private room and a few bewitching escorts, and boldly ordered two bottles of the most expensive foreign wine, three bottles of imported wine, and a dozen beers. According to the testimony of the waiter and the lady in the private room, a few people's drinking utensils were prepared, but I was the only one there to be self-satisfied all night, and no one touched the wine in the other wine glasses at all, and several escort ladies took turns clinking glasses, and they were worried that they would not be able to get a tip, and I patted my chest and assured them that as long as I and my friends were served well, not a penny would be missing them. The escort lady thought that I had drunk too much, so she insisted on it to the end.
3 hours passed, the waiter and a few escort ladies looked at me and asked me if I was swiping a card or cash, I touched my pocket, hesitated for a moment and said, I can't remember the payment password after drinking too much, let me keep the account first, and someone will settle tomorrow.
Nightclubs are different from seafood restaurants, there is no credit, not to mention that the tips of those escort ladies are always settled in cash on the spot.
Everyone knows that they can't afford to open such a large-scale nightclub without a little background, and they are not merciless about cleaning up a drunken and crazy person like me.
After hearing the call, a group of security guards surrounded me, I saw that the situation was not good and wanted to run, the way out was blocked, so I had to retreat to the private room, while they were not paying attention, picked up a beer bottle on the coffee table and smashed it on the head of a small security guard, the little security guard immediately bled on the head, and fell to the ground.
The result can be imagined, so many security guards, a group beating.
Seeing that I fell to the ground and didn't move, some security guards were still muttering: Why is it so unbeaten?
Some of them continued to kick and shout at me lying on the ground with their feet: You play dead with Lao Tzu, I'll let you pretend!
I lay on the ground, not shouting, not yelling, not moving.
Seeing this, one of the security guards squatted down and tried my snort, and said calmly:
"It's gone. ”