Chapter 207: Anti-Water
Although the Wang brothers and sisters do everything to save face, lest others not remember their behavior seems to be quite philistine, but I have to say that the faith of the two brothers is indeed passable, since that night Lao Wang promised to send the local cow ghosts and snake gods for me, the undercurrent was turbulent because of the intervention of the mafia, and the shady underworld of the rivers and lakes was really quiet. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
During the day, there are no more all kinds of gangsters wandering around my house, and at night no one breaks my glass and splashes paint on my door, even my hair child, who is now a full-time collector of protection money, was taken away by three or five stout men holding his arms when he went out the next day to "contact business", and when he came back, his eyes were full of tears, and he returned the labor fees for all these years of hard work to the street owner door to door, and he went to learn the excavator before he changed his previous non-registration to learn the excavator......
Seeing my future daughter-in-law, knowing that my son is expected to become a family, the second elder who knows that his son is expected to start a family, can be regarded as a thorough stimulation of the hospitality of the older generation, the traditional enthusiasm of the younger generation, every day a large group of people's meals and diet, enjoy it tirelessly, a few days of hard work to feed all of us full of brains not to mention, but also took out his own small treasury, planning to take the future daughter-in-law, and a group of idle people to the suburbs of the newly opened lake resort to have a good time for a few days.
Originally, I didn't want to run to a place with few people at this time, for fear that the Malibu gang would seize the opportunity to besiege us halfway, but then I inquired, only to know that because the Wang brothers, the two largest local snakes, have a clear position to support their little brothers, Malibu's mafia golden sign has been unable to be opened in our place, and then inquire, the resort around the lake turned out to be Wang Xiaohan's family's industry, and we can upgrade to VIP accommodation for free with our friendship with Wang Da Boss, and get 85% off, so what else is there to say, buy swimming trunks!
I bought myself a pair of swim trunks, and with ulterior motives carefully selected a set of bikinis for Rong'er, the sun was about to set when I returned from shopping, and when I walked through the street, I habitually glanced at the roadside barbecue stall, but I didn't see Wang Lianfu, who had reported on time every day for the past few days, sat on the stall and waved at me while skewering.
After entering the door, I first sent the black dog Xie Erdong Jiang Shasha and others to eat idle food upstairs and wait for the meal, and left Rong'er, and sent the beautifully packaged box with a smile, this is actually the first gift I gave to Rong'er, before meeting the parents to confirm the marriage contract, this girl full of traditional ideas resolutely did not accept anything from me.
"What is this?" Rong'er still couldn't fully adapt to the times, seeing that the box was beautifully and dazzling with electric light paper, she thought it was a valuable thing, and she hesitated to tear it directly.
"It's for swimming, you can see if it fits later. I replied vaguely, and at the same time did not forget to tease: "Now good husbands teach their future wives to learn to swim in advance, so that when you ask me who you and my mother will save first when you and my mother fall into the water at the same time." ”
"Why do I ask like this?" Rong'er was inexplicable: "Don't you say this, isn't it cursing yourself and your mother-in-law and forcing your husband to make this choice, except to make the husband and wife suspicious? Women who ask this kind of question don't want to live a good life, right?"
I was speechless, I really couldn't explain to Rong'er, the ancient, what is the first female lady in the world in the new era, and the avant-garde marriage concept that my husband will change if he is not satisfied, but I thought about it again, I explained what this is for, and it is serious to quickly coax the little girl to change her bikini to be eye-catching!
In the end, Rong'er couldn't stand my rhetoric, took the box into the back room, and after a while opened the crack in the door and said to me, "It's too small......"
I'm scratching my head, shouldn't it? I've seen it many times, and I've compared orange and apple meat buns, and the difference shouldn't be very big.
Then Rong'er walked out, okay it's really small, the chest collapsed tightly, and the only reason I didn't have a nosebleed directly was that this aunt put the swimsuit directly on the outside of her clothes, it's not small!
Rong'er also showed me: "I've seen this thing on TV, you can float in the water when you put it on, right? You modern people live carefully, my hometown teaches children to play in the water is directly picked up and thrown into the river, and I will not be afraid of water for the rest of my life......
"What about the ones who can't pounce? Have you fed Wang Ba?" I muttered in my heart: "And what you said is a life jacket! Although they are all worn when they go into the water, they are very different, okay? If you watch TV, how can a bikini girl leave the country more often than the coastal lifeguard!"
Later, I remembered that since last year, a mysterious organization has banned the indescribable parts of actresses below the neck from appearing on public screens, so that now, whether it is a TV series or a reality show, only male actors can show their abdominal muscles to win ratings, so since "The Legend of a Concubine" was cut into a sticker, I don't like to watch TV as much as before......
I have the heart to popularize the common sense of dressing that Rong'er doesn't teach on TV, but after thinking about it for a long time, I can't organize the appropriate words that can accurately express the central idea and make Rong'er not beat me, but ...... In order to prevent this little aunt from making a joke about jumping into the deep water directly in a "life jacket", I resolutely decided to go straight and help the ignorant little girl demonstrate the correct dress norms by words and deeds......
I smiled strangely, looked at the house and saw that there was no one at home, the two wolf claws quietly raised, and slowly approached the premonition of the atmosphere and a little embarrassed Rong'er, at this moment, something in my pants also trembled restlessly - damn the phone rang, or the ringtone vibrate!
The ringtone startled Rong'er, pushed me away and ran into the house, I was also angry when the good things were disturbed, grabbed the mobile phone and saw that I didn't know the number, and immediately yelled at the opposite side, "Don't buy a shop! Don't get insurance! I don't have money to lend to my old classmates!"
As a result, Wang Liansheng's anxious voice came from the opposite side: "It's broken, it's broken! Something is wrong! Xiao Wu, hurry up and take your family out to hide! The road is turned upside down!"
"What's going on?" Hearing that Wang Liansheng's tone did not seem to be fake, I woke up from my fury and hurriedly asked what was wrong.
"Don't ask," Wang Liansheng said in a strange tone: "Dozens of people don't know what kind of demon they have, and they suddenly turned back and followed that mafia kid, and now they should be going to your house......"
I pouted: "I said, Brother Wang, this is also a big deal? Then Malibu can't get support from you, and spend a little money to buy dozens of second-class people, don't you think of this? Can't you also send dozens of brothers to my door to drive the girls back?"
"How can I have dozens of brothers now!! Wang Liansheng was about to cry: "These dozens of people who are against the water are all fucking my people! The one who takes the lead, it's my own brother !! who takes the lead."