Chapter Ninety-Nine: A Little Boy and a Little Girl

To be honest, Chen Sanshan's vague explanation didn't make me feel a little relieved, and I was still a little entangled in the branch-like bulge on my forehead and my own ever-widening 160-degree panoramic vision, but now is really not the time to care about these little things, because of the effort we said these few words, I have already chased Xia Yi to the place where Xia Yi is hiding.

The faint body odor of human beings is like a skunk in estrus for me at this time, which is as strong as a skunk in estrus, so that I am 100% sure that the two goals I am chasing must be in this relatively independent building in front of me, as for what place this is, the black plaque has three gilded characters written on it - Imperial Dining Room!

I have to say that this kid Xia Yi is very good at finding a place, in the entire Forbidden City because of the assassins, artillery, monsters are in danger, and the guards are running all over the ground looking for assassins to protect the master, the imperial dining room is probably the only place in the palace that is ignored by everyone, and the palace maids and eunuchs who stayed behind have long been trembling because they are afraid of escaping back to their own nests, and the guards who are running around are busy loyally escorting them in order to fly Huang Tengda, and naturally they are not interested in checking the melons, fruits, vegetables, elbows and hams here, so when the whole palace is swaying because of our gongs and drums, there is not even a ghost here, and it has become an excellent hiding place。

The smell of hundreds of food mixed with me could not interfere with my judgment, I took a step forward very confidently and pushed straight open the door of the imperial dining room, at this time it was pointless to climb the beam and climb the window to carry out a sneak attack, just as I was very sure that Xia Yi was inside, that kid must also know that I was outside, that was because, the piling machine-like footsteps when I rushed here just now made my own teeth sour, and that kid in Xia Yi must know that a strong enemy has arrived as long as he is not deaf.

After pushing the door in, all I saw was the empty table and the stove that had been turned off, but the strong smell of mixed sweat emitted from itself had already pointed me in the direction......

"Old Wangba, you explain it to me! Why I can't see what is above my head if I don't look up!" "Ten thousand grass and mud horses are galloping past in my heart, this is not right! There is definitely something wrong with this!

"What is the quarrel and what is the quarrel!" The old guy quibbled in his heart: "Combat form! What's wrong with having a wider field of vision? You can guard against attacks from blind spots, do you know how many excellent fighters die every year from shameless sneak attacks from the top of the head and back?"

"Nima Laozi would rather die than be able to see the back of his head!" I gritted my teeth and cried, this can't be blamed for my temper, anyone who knows a little bit about biology knows that he can not turn around and see behind him, they all look like compound eyes!

Although Xia Yi, who was on the beams of the house, didn't understand why I suddenly screamed out of control, let alone where the voice that answered me came from, this did not prevent him from carrying out a sneak attack, in fact, when Chen Sanshan was there to talk about the importance of combat vision to the soldiers, Xia Yi had already swooped down like a predatory harrier eagle, and the dagger in his hand stabbed straight at my vest like lightning, and the speed was more ruthless and faster than the knife that stabbed me in the chest, fully demonstrating his determination to kill me quickly.

The top-down attack, whether it is sudden or hidden, can be called top-notch, and it also captures the psychological blind spot that the victim will not look up when he enters the door...... But now that I'm feeling sad that I'm becoming more and more like some kind of insect after my transformation, how can I take care of him?

With the help of excellent biological instincts and dynamic vision, we slapped the girl against the wall with a casual swipe of the arm, and added an impatient reprimand: "Wait a minute! I'll first sort out an important biological problem with the old thing, and then we'll slowly settle the account you stabbed me just now!"

Fortunately, Xia Yi did not tie the child to his chest or back, otherwise judging from the fact that I would vomit blood with a casual slap of my hand, and even the wall was recessed, whether the child was hung on the chest or tied behind his back, he would inevitably die, and I was roared by the old man Liao again for this: "You can find the child first! Find out my baby, even if you really grow compound eyes and eight legs, Lao Tzu will promise to turn you back!"

"Isn't the child hiding there?" replied impatiently, pointing to the big bamboo basket in the corner, for nothing could be hidden under our sensitive nose!

Ignoring Xia Yi, who had slipped from the wall to the ground, I walked straight to the bamboo basket in the corner of the room, and sure enough, I saw a struggling little arm under it, this little cub probably knew that I was coming, and finally stopped pretending to be a sleeping baby, but struggled to wave his arms in the vegetable pile for help, but the weak and weak movement was a bit of a dying struggle......

In order to get rid of the burden, Xia Yi casually hid the artificial intelligence into the vegetable pile, and pressed more than a dozen catties of melons, fruits and vegetables on it, which is nothing for adults, but for a baby who was born less than a day ago, the weak thoracic bones were pressed by heavy objects, not only could not cry and scream, but also could suffocate to death!

I was also a little panicked when I saw this scene, and quickly rushed over to dig the little cub out of the vegetable pile, and when I just picked it up, the little guy's face was bruised and coughed, obviously he had been choked enough, and if I delayed for a while, the consequences would be unimaginable.

"Baby, baby, how are you?" Liao Cheng cared for his baby pimple in an extremely numb tone, and ordered me in a commanding manner: "Do artificial respiration! What are you doing stupidly!!

"He's panting like a cow, can he do artificial respiration?" I refused this unreasonable request without hesitation, what are you kidding, this is our first kiss in the novel!

Unlike the old Liao Tou who cares about the chaos, I can naturally see that this little thing is not in danger of life, and there is no problem except that the face is not good because of lack of oxygen, since this is the case, there is naturally no need for first aid, in addition, since there is no fart matter, I have to settle some accounts with this little thing......

The right hand reached into the swaddling clothes, the thumb and middle finger were bent into a ring, and I flicked between the legs of the artificial intelligence, and the artificial intelligence that had just been breathing smoothly immediately burst out with a terrible howl, and the tone suddenly soared into the sky, clearly showing that this kid has a strong vitality.

"What are you doing!" Liao Cheng's roar echoed in the imperial dining room accompanied by the aggrieved cry of the artificial intelligence: "Wu Di, you tell me clearly! Why are you bullying my children! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will not be finished with you!"

In the face of questioning, I replied in an orderly manner: "I'm a person, I don't believe in coincidences very much, I didn't see you send life-saving equipment in front of me when I was being held by a knife in the neck and shot in the head with a gun, why did you complete the reading of the transmission of dangerous equipment at a critical moment? ”

"I ...... I ......, "Seeing that I am so wise, the artificial intelligence can't care about pretending to cry, staring and can't think of a reason to quibble, but I have already seen the clue from the girl's weak expression, so the second bullet started mercilessly!"

"Oh~~~!!"

"Scream, keep screaming, it's useless for you to scream and cut your throat today, the little bastard dares to play with me, I have to play you from a little boy to a little girl!"