Chapter 202: The Legend of the Black Snake (4)

A group of little guys who don't know how many generations they have been taught are, and the only job left is to pick up leaks from behind Brother Monkey and Tongbei Ape, but if they can't do a good job of picking up leaks, go back to whose disciples, whose old man will educate them by themselves.

Zhang Xiaoxi was even more bad-hearted, and went to the Bull Demon King and the Mosquito Dao Man to buy murder. The list of killings is also very simple, first of all, it is the second senior brother, who directly asks people to guard Gao Laozhuang; secondly, the sand monk, directly, asks people to squat and guard the quicksand river; and then there is the eagle sorrowful stream and squats to guard the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Lie.

Chase and kill the target, no matter how you play, you can't enter the Buddhism, and the success of the mission is naturally a big pill or something, anyway, it can't be the little fox to steal the Heavenly Sect Master, or go directly to the palace of the fight.

Anyway, they didn't rob them once, twice, and their own master had already followed them to be shameless, and said directly: "I don't know." ”

In this way, even Sanqing didn't dare to provoke these two, so the reward order they issued still had a lot of appeal.

The three guys who were rewarded fell into blood mold, to say, the little white dragon is still very single, and he came to Huaguo Mountain to report directly and apply to be the demon king, he didn't want to be remembered by the demons every day.

As for Sha Wujing and Zhu Ganglie, she doesn't care if they live or die. Xiao Bailong obediently became the eighth child, as for group fights or something, they also actively cooperated, anyway, their main job was to flood people when they were locked up.

The most important thing is that they are only responsible for fighting, and the ones who finally mend the knife are those who come out, as for Guanyin, who rushed over, the little fox can be used to it, grinding his teeth and rushing up, beating traitors!

Guanyin is also a clever person, no matter what the situation is, since the white fox and black snake of Uncle Shi's family are there, he doesn't ask anything, Ma Li run!

Then, it's a gnaw, and I see, there is someone who comes to save people not far away, and the two look at each other, and they grind their teeth, and they are reincarnated Duobao, but this Rulai has no memory of Duobao at all.

Those memories have long been induced, and Zhun Ti doesn't know who washed them away, so for the people who intercepted the sect, the current Rulai is just wearing the skin of many treasures.

Although he has no memory, he didn't dare to get too close when he was stared at by the white fox and the black snake, so he could only wave his hand and send this somewhat broken Guanyin into reincarnation. After that, he also flashed quickly, in case he also lacked arms and legs.

Seeing that Rulai ran away, the two of them didn't chase after them, but went directly to the mosquito Taoist and the Bull Demon King, Xiaoxi said directly: "Ahem, Guanyin is reincarnated, you can live forever if you eat Sanzang, I don't know what Guanyin tastes like." You who are not jealous, go and look for it, if you find it. ”

"A country that believes in Buddhism, princess. Eh, also, call some little demons, go follow Bodhidharma, go to a place called Songshan, find a Shaolin Temple, Bodhidharma must be hiding there. Little fox, with the people of Taoism, staring at Shaolin Temple, anyway, Bodhidharma has passed, and Buddhism has also spread to the east, whether it can be thrown out depends on them. ”

The little fox understood in seconds and began to flicker around the major sects, while Xiao Xi ran to the Confucian sect and asked them to follow and join the alliance. Xiao Xi was still pondering with her tail touching her chin, and when she saw the little fox running back, she asked again: "Anyway, especially the fox spirit who fools the positive plate, one or two with high spells are enough." ”

The little fox blinked his eyes and said, "Go to Qingqiu and Tushan." ”

Xiao Xi slapped the little fox's head and said: "I want to be unserious, I want them to fool Dharma, I don't need to hurt people, I just need to make a happy Zen sect." The kind that is equivalent to double cultivation, the reputation of a bad monk, this trick is good. ”

The little fox covered her face, but she understood it in seconds, and then, she ran to find the Bull Demon King to ask for someone, and soon, the Bull Demon King made a few fox spirits, and they didn't force it, nor did they say that they would set up Bodhidharma, they finally chose to be a disciple of Bodhidharma.

There was even a little fox who, in order to heal Bodhidharma, actually donated his own demon pill. But the fact is that no matter what the situation is, Bodhidharma will definitely help the fox reincarnate, as for the reincarnation, there is an elixir, and it will help the little fox to resurrect in minutes.

The most important thing is that the fox made a big mistake in the clan, that is to say, he was originally a damn fox, and he could be involved with Bodhidharma before he died, how to calculate it, how to make it.

The three saints watched the white fox and black snake make trouble, and they all covered their faces directly, and they silently gave those monks some wax. The Tongtian Sect Master touched his chin and muttered, "I want to know, how did those monks offend my little black? This is the rhythm of lifting the table step by step!"

Primordial Tianzun: "I'm more curious, why is your little white so good with Xiao Hei?"

Nuwa, who came to join in the fun, replied: "They are more of a person, but in two different states. Of course it's fun, you and your doppelganger, I'll see if you have a fight. "Everyone nodded.

Bodhidharma was indeed a little miserable by the fox, originally a firm guy, but he was stunned by the fox to cross the love robbery. Looking at the white fox and black snake happily slapping their tails, a group of Taoist friends who watched the excitement were all speechless. Xiao Xi was stunned and hummed happily.

Ahh The spring rain is like wine, and the willows are like smoke.

There is a fate to meet thousands of miles away, but it is difficult to hold hands on the other side, ten years of repair to cross the same boat, and a hundred years of repair to sleep together.

If there is a thousand years of creation, the white head is concentric in front of you. La-la-la, la-la.

The little fox also sang along, and then, a group of Taoists sang along, and Xiao Xi asked the little fox: "What's the matter, there is still a love disaster?"

The little fox pouted: "Who knows, that monk is a hypocrisy." I haven't ticked it yet, so I'll just lie down. "Really Khan!

Not to mention, this time the Buddha's face is really embarrassed, no one has figured out how Bodhidharma was inexplicably succumbed to it, and it was really so sudden to meet the eyes.

Xiao Xi touched his chin and asked, "Won't Yue Lao be a black hand?"

The little fox spread his paws and said, "Then I don't know." What's next, how are we going to mess around?"

Xiao Xi was a tail at the little fox, and said angrily: "Although it's called troublemaking, although it's called troublemaking, we're trying to survive." ”

The little fox rubbed his head with his tail, and asked helplessly: "Are you sure, there are people around?" Xiao Xi showed his little snake teeth, and suddenly, the surrounding Taoist friends all looked in different directions, one, you just let us agree.

After this wave of face beatings, they returned to Huaguo Mountain again and became the king of the mountain. Heavenly Court followed the script and began to invite Sun Wukong to go to heaven to be an immortal.

Xiao Xi asked directly: "Old man, do you raise horses or grow peaches?" In other words, you call monkeys to grow peaches, how much do you have to lack your heart!

Then, he turned his head and asked Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, how idle do you want to be before you run up and be bullied?" ”

Tai Bai Xing just wanted to say something, but was thrown out by a group of monkeys, and then Sun Wukong also said: "Xiao Hei said not to go, let's not go." Go, go, go. In this way, the old man was blown away with disgust.

Next, the Bull Demon King wanted to drag them to attack Nantianmen, but Xiao Xi directly threw a sentence: "Four monkeys, smoke him, make his teeth and head sober, isn't this death?" A group of monkeys were naturally not polite, and pressing the Bull Demon King to the ground was a violent beating.

Soon everyone understood what was going on, the three of the Lion Camel Ridge mobilized a group of demons to besiege Nantianmen. Xiao Xi frowned and said: "Fox, can you stop it, the three of the Lion Camel Ridge are all monk mounts, and the demons of the demon clan are obviously pitted here! ”

The little fox looked at Xiao Xi with rare disdain and said, "K, are you stupid? You are a snake clan, you can go to Nuwa Temple to complain safely! Niangniang is in charge of the demon clan." ”

Xiaoxi asked with a dark face: "Where is the temple? I'm a road idiot, you don't know it?"

The little fox spread his paws and said, "I'm just like you." There were people around who volunteered to lead the way, and soon the matter was reported to Nuwa Niangniang.

Actually, if no one mentions this, no one cares. Now Xiaoxi puts things on the bright side, that is, she slapped Nuwa Niangniang's face with her forehand and backhand, and Niangniang cheated when she was not angry. The question is whether there is a chance to get angry.

In this way, Nuwa appeared at Nantianmen, showing her true colors as a shrew, beating and scolding a group of little demons, and directly blasting people away. After that, he pointed to the three of them in the Lion Camel Ridge and scolded the Jade Emperor together! Xiao Xi led a group of people to watch strongly.

Sanqing is sweaty, don't look at Nuwa's usual appearance of being very talkative, she really started to splash, she scolded the street with Chinese characteristics, and she could pestle at the door and scold for hundreds of years.

Xiao Xi and Xiao Baile can't do it, they should, they definitely deserve it! Rulai had no choice but to come forward to persuade him, but the result was that he was pumped by a tail who didn't know where to go, and there was a sentence behind him: "The worst thing is that you are all bald!"

In the end, the three people of Lion Camel Ridge were tied together by Nuwa and dragged away and confined, but how do you look at it, how does this action look like a little fox being knocked out and dragged away.

The demon king is gone, and the little demons have no hope, so they disperse directly, and the result is that the original chaos in the sky is stillborn again. When the Jade Emperor protested against the white fox and the black snake, Xiao Xi spread his hands: "Blame me?"

That angry man's expression, that angry man's look, it's really no one. Seeing that this trick didn't work, Buddhism began to secretly contact the four monkeys, even if it corroded one of them, but, cough cough, they were all afraid that Sister Hei would turn her face and bite the monkey!

In this way, the incident dragged on and on, and Sanqing's unkind snickering was really that the personnel were not in order! It was better if they were not in order, who cared, Buddhism spread eastward, and they were the ones who suffered the losses.

In this way, the troubles of Buddhism began, seeing that Sanqing and Nuwa Niangniang all had such an attitude, the heavenly court became more grinding, and as a result, Buddhism ran into walls everywhere.