Chapter 610 [Are You a Landlubber?]
Lin Zhiming was grabbed by Li Xiaoqiang's collar, and suddenly he struggled violently in Li Xiaoqiang's hands, Lin Zhiming screamed: "Lao Li, you are immoral, we said okay, but you go swimming, how can you pit me like this, don't, Lao Tzu will never warm the 'bed' with you anymore." ”
Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said: "Who called you Lao Tzu Li Xiaoqiang's buddy, we must be blessed together." ”
Just as Li Xiaoqiang was speaking, Li Xiaoqiang directly grabbed Lin Zhiming's collar with both hands, and with a bang, he directly threw Lin Zhiming's small body into the Jin Nanjiang River, and Li Xiaoqiang also jumped into the river.
When Lin Zhiming was thrown into the river by Li Xiaoqiang, he suddenly fluttered violently.
When Li Xiaoqiang saw Lin Zhiming like this, Li Xiaoqiang said in disbelief: "Are you really a fucking landlubber?"
Lin Zhiming drank a few sips of water and said: "Lao Li, you want to kill Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu Niu hasn't soaked enough." ”
Li Xiaoqiang instantly grabbed Lin Zhiming's clothes with one hand, at this time, Lin Zhiming was breathing violently, Li Xiaoqiang said angrily: "You said that you are a big man, why don't you learn to swim you, think about it, if you meet a beautiful 'girl' who falls into the river in the future, you would have a good chance to shoot her, but you can't swim, and then, this beautiful 'girl' has become a stunner in the hands of others, what a cheat." ”
Lin Zhiming hurriedly shook his head and said: "Let me learn to swim, forget it, buddy has money, and with money, Lao Tzu can smash a good girl." ”
Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said: "Yes, your father is a coal boss, and there must be a lot of water spirit girls in his hands, why don't you introduce a few to Lao Tzu to play?"
Lin Zhiming said: "You 'get' me up, you go to Shanxi, Lao Tzu one-stop service, as long as there is any 'female' Lao Tzu will find you something, that is, you want to 'wave' Yui Tano, Lao Tzu will also get it for you." ”
Li Xiaoqiang's face sank and said, "Is Lao Tzu that kind of person?"
"Cut!" Lin Zhiming said angrily: "Pretend to be 'forced'!"
When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he instantly threw Lin Zhiming away, and suddenly, Lin Zhiming drank two sips of water again, Li Xiaoqiang pulled Lin Zhiming up again, Lin Zhiming coughed violently a few times, Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "Are you still fucking poor?"
Lin Zhiming had the mind to cry, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said: "Lao Li, you are a bird ~ beast, you don't even let go of your buddies, you will be thundered by the sky." ”
Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "How many sips of water do you want to drink?"
Lin Zhiming hurriedly said with a rich smile on his face: "Haha, how can it be, Lao Li, you are so handsome~ Demure, the first righteous buddy in the universe, how could I say you, I suddenly felt that you threw me in the river, it was very comfortable, this is my place, and now I am broken by you like this." ”
Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said, "Yes, boy, it's still 'very' knowledgeable." ”
Immediately, the two of them climbed onto the shore soaking wet.
Both of them were lying on the beach, and after Lin Zhiming climbed on the beach, he fell on the beach in an instant, looking at the not many stars in the sky.
Lin Zhiming breathed violently, and he felt that he was exhausted after a lap in the river.
Li Xiaoqiang stared at the two 'women' in leopard print short skirts behind him and said with a smile: "You two, bring us buddies a few bottles of beer." ”
So these two 'women' also brought a few bottles of beer to the two of them, and suddenly, each of them also held a bottle of beer, Li Xiaoqiang said: "Come, take a sip first." ”
The two also touched the bottle, at this time, Li Xiaoqiang wanted to 'smoke', but found that the cigarette in the 'pants' had been soaked with water, and Li Xiaoqiang stared at the leopard-print 'woman': "Go get us a pack of cigarettes." ”
This 'female' person is naturally very happy, but they know that Lin Zhiming is now running a jewelry company, this kind of person, but he is not short of money, playing with Lin Zhiming for a night, not only 'meat' ~ physical satisfaction, but also able to get a lot of money, that is a double thing, for them like the dust 'female', it is still very happy.
Besides, Li Xiaoqiang and Lin Zhiming are also very handsome, this kind of man, when he goes to bed, he can stab and "provoke" the female ** hope of these three "women", for "women", when they go to bed, they can see the cheeks of handsome men, and when they are ridden on the "buttocks" by men, they will do their best to cater to each other's crotch.
Not long after, this beautiful 'girl' also came to the two of them with a pack of cigarettes, and the cigarettes were handed to the two of them.
The three girls also stepped aside, not staying by their side.
This kind of 'mixed' 'female' people at the bottom of the society have very strong skills in reading and recognizing people, so they can also see that these two brothers want to talk about their hearts, and they naturally won't bother the two.
The three beautiful 'women' also sat down at the barbecue table and began to 'smoke' cigarettes and eat barbecued 'meat'.
And Li Xiaoqiang and Lin Zhiming both had cigarettes in their mouths and 'smoked' cigarettes.
Lin Zhiming stared at the dark sky, and suddenly said with a smile: "Lao Li, I once heard a joke, I don't know if you have heard of it?"
Li Xiaoqiang took a deep puff of his cigarette, feeling the pungent smell of smoke lingering on the tip of his nose, Li Xiaoqiang said: "You say come and listen, let the buddies laugh too." ”
Lin Zhiming said with a smile: "A person said it like this, when I was fourteen years old, I shot at the sky, I thought I was strong~ 'raped' the whole world." Then God replied; A said, and then it rained, and you thought the world was high~'tide'?b; then there was an earthquake, and you thought the world was high~'tide' and 'twitched'?c: and then there was thunder, and you thought the world was 'lewd'~ called?d: and then there was a tsunami, and you thought the world was spraying~'tide'?e: and then you looked at the sky and there was no drop of blood, and you suddenly felt depressed and sighed that there was no place in the world?"
Li Xiaoqiang heard Lin Zhiming's words and said with a smile: "Damn, these guys are really 'very' talented, I really admire them." ”
Lin Zhiming also smiled and said: "Yes, the current netizens are so talented, they really can't be compared." ”
Both of them sat up, Li Xiaoqiang picked up the bottle of wine, stared at Lin Zhiming and said, "Come, drink." ”
The two touched the wine bottle again, with a soft bang, both of them raised their heads, and drank a few sips of beer, the cold beer entered the stomach, and the body couldn't help but shiver, because the clothes were soaked, and the river breeze blew, it was naturally a little cold.
After the two drank their beers and 'smoked' a few more puffs of cigarettes, Li Xiaoqiang stared at Lin Zhiming and said, "Dude, if I die one day, what will you do?"
When Lin Zhiming heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said: "Brother, don't say such frustrating words, we are so young 'spring', how can we die." ”
Li Xiaoqiang took a deep breath and said, "If this kind of result really happens, what will you do?"
Lin Zhiming thought for a while and said: "All my brother's things, I will do my best to protect them, this is the only thing I can do!"
Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "What do you mean, you also have to protect my 'female' person?"
Lin Zhiming shook his head and said: "Lao Li, you don't know who I am, I Lin Zhiming can be a bird ~ beast, but I can't attack my brother's 'female' person, if I am that kind of person, I will be fucking walking and killed by a car, in my Lin Zhiming's heart, except for my parents, brother, that is a lifetime, you see when you encounter sad things, the first thing that comes to mind is not me? This is the relationship between our brothers." ”
"Brothers are for a lifetime, come to this world in a hurry for decades, we have struggled all our lives, passed by so many people, and there are only a few people who know each other, so for me Lin Zhiming. The brother's previous relationship must be cherished, which cannot be exchanged for anything. ”
Li Xiaoqiang heard Lin Zhiming's words, took a deep breath and said: "With the words of brother, I will be satisfied, if brother really leaves this world one day, I hope brother, you can take care of my family, my son, if you don't do this, Lao Tzu will get up from the coffin and pull you to hell." ”
Lin Zhiming heard Li Xiaoqiang's strange tone, stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said suspiciously: "Lao Li, why are you weird today, you used to be very positive and optimistic, did you encounter anything sad? If you really meet it, you can tell your buddies, between buddies, you don't see each other." ”
Li Xiaoqiang took a deep breath of the cold river breeze, and suddenly, his body was a little colder, Li Xiaoqiang picked up the beer bottle, raised his head, took a sip and said: "It's nothing, it's just a feeling for life, with the words of a brother, I am satisfied." ”
Lin Zhiming heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, although he was very suspicious, but he didn't know how to say it, he knew that Li Xiaoqiang was a person who was good at hiding his heart in his heart, if Li Xiaoqiang was unwilling to say, no matter how he asked, he couldn't ask the result.
Both of them felt the sound of the river hitting the embankment, and their hearts fluctuated!
At this moment, a screaming voice came from behind him.
When the two of them heard this voice, they both looked behind them, and saw that the three delicate and beautiful 'women' were surrounded by more than a dozen small 'mixes' and 'mixes', these little 'mixes' and 'mixes' were all dressed very differently, not yellow 'hair', they were all wearing studs, and there was a typical shape of washing, cutting and blowing, and at first glance it was the kind of guy who was very underbeaten.
When Lin Zhiming saw this scene, he said angrily: "Damn, Lao Tzu found the girl, you want to be rude, grass!"
Li Xiaoqiang is looking for the nine 'yin' forbidden things, so now he is depressed to death, he saw this group of little 'gangsters' and 'gangsters' who don't have long eyes, Li Xiaoqiang also had a nameless anger in his heart.
Li Xiaoqiang stood up directly, carried the beer bottle and said, "Damn, go, go and cut this group of miscellaneous 'hairs'." ”
So both of them carried beer bottles and cigarettes in their mouths, and walked towards this group of little 'gangsters' and 'gangsters'.
Lin Zhiming walked to the side of this group of little 'bastards' and 'bastards', and said in a deep voice: "Little bout, you dare to be rude to Lao Tzu's 'female', you fucking want to die?"
Lin Zhiming was originally a gentleman, a rich second generation, and it was common for him to fight when he was a child, so Li Xiaoqiang is the same, two hot-blooded guys stand together, and their 'sex' coincides.
This group of little 'bastards' turned around, stared at Lin Zhiming and said, "What the fuck did you come out of there? brothers, 'get' kill them for me." ”
Since the people who eat barbecued 'meat' skewers here are all drunk, the wine 'essence' is 'excited', and it is too normal to fight.
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