Gaiden 5: Water Margin (4)
The two little guys didn't even look like they were opening their eyes. Zhang Xiaoxi happily ran to the tiger's cave and received the little tiger cub in the back basket. Let go of the mind and scan the process of Wu Song beating the tiger, don't say, the tiger is really not covered, the one that fights is called a tiger and a tiger.
As a tigress, the level of madness is completely impossible to compare to Wu Song, who is too thoroughly drunk and let go of himself. And Wu Song's body was also fed by Zhang Xiaoxi with various demon beast meat.
Although his heart was a little empty, he still came to his senses as soon as possible, and took the stick on his body, which was a stick according to the tiger's head, and as a result, without any suspense, the stick broke directly.
But at the same time, he found that his fist seemed to be no worse than an iron rod, and then, the two turned on the hand-to-hand combat mode, and it turned out that Xiaoxi's demon beast meat was not in vain, and in the hand-to-hand combat mode, the tigress suffered a lot of losses.
This time, he really killed this tigress with three punches and two kicks, and Wu Song didn't care about the tiger corpse, swayed leisurely, and continued to walk towards Yanggu County. Xiaoxi saw Wu Song walk away, she came to the tigress's side, and used a spell to suck out the tigress's remaining milk and put it into the consciousness space.
Soon, those hunters also came to investigate the carcass of the tigress, and then, they carried the tiger and Wu Song into Yanggu County. Xiao Xi directly transported the method and returned to his store early.
Knock on the door and start telling the maids and cooks to do things. A group of people have long been accustomed to listening to the orders of the hostess, otherwise they will be beaten! She ordered: "Da Lang, go out and post a note at the door, the proprietor is happy, and the business will be closed for a day, and then you will go to the county government and bring your uncle back." Anyway, which girl do you have a crush on, and ask her to prepare. ”
Sure enough, the two girls have been divided between two men, and Wuda said that he chose Bishui and had already notified his neighbors. Xiao Xi didn't react to this, anyway, she didn't think about it, she came to Hongchen for a walk, just to tease the boring child.
Then she instructed the chef Luo San: "Little San, clean up the ingredients, uncle will come back at noon, open a big banquet, and see your craftsmanship." Qingyu, you two tie up San'er and prepare a feast. Bi Shui, you clean up a room for your uncle, and besides, no one should move in my room, right? Also, clean up a separate room, no bed, make a hay nest, and ask for thick grass. ”
Although the family didn't react when they looked at Xiaoxi, they all got sharp under their hands, who knows what this bad-tempered hostess thinks.
At about noon, Wu Song went to the house, and after the introduction of the two sides, Wu Song rarely pulled his face down. In his cognition, Xiaoxi is his sister-in-law, so what is the situation of this girl climbing into his eldest brother's bed?
In addition, the time when the sister-in-law caught it happened to be the time when Xiaoxi was looking for him, and Wu Song always felt that he had given the woman a vacancy.
Looking at the scene a little stiff, Xiao Xi pulled Wu Song's hand, pointed to the top row of the counter and said, "The wine jars in the upper row are all taken down, they are all yours." Three bowls are not produced by the post, and they were ordered for you before. ”
Then he said to Luo San and the others: "San'er, serve the table together, eat, eat." ”
The atmosphere of the meal was very embarrassing, Wu Song was drinking stuffy wine by himself, and the only thing Xiao Xi said was: "Ahem, uncle finished drinking, you had better stay away from this dangerous element." ”
Then he said to Wu Song: "You drink and drink, everything here is your own, don't dismantle it." Wu Song's drinking hands were all paused, and he glanced at her before continuing to drink.
Xiaoxi is also too lazy to eat, a few bites of each dish is enough, and the rest of the time is completely for Wu Song to pick up vegetables, and interfere with this dry drink.
Luo San and Qingyu saw that the atmosphere was not right, and after finishing the meal, they retreated. Seeing that his family was left, Wu let go of his hand, Xiaoxi knew that this was the rhythm of his preparation to quarrel with his eldest brother, and this was a draft.
She directly patted Wu Song on the shoulder and said, "I agree, don't be ambitious." I'll show you something fun. ”
Wu Song was choked on his chest in one breath, and he coughed cough
He wanted to ask, "What the hell is this? It's okay to find a concubine for your husband? Are you sure you're right?"
It's just that he wasn't ready yet, so he looked at Xiaoxi and said indifferently: "Ahem, that's right, yes, my attention, you don't have to quarrel with Da Lang, anyway, you have never won a quarrel." "Wu Song is so embarrassed!
Xiaoxi continued to say with great interest: "Next, it's time to find you a daughter-in-law, what do you want?"
Wu Song looked at her speechlessly for a long time before asking, "What about you?"
Xiaoxi said: "Look, my original job Bishui has taken over, and if I find you a daughter-in-law, I can play completely, I am a soy sauce player." ”
Wu Song was speechless again, always feeling that the topic they were talking about was not the same topic. But since she said so, Wu Song didn't say much but asked, "What are you showing me?"
Xiao Xi happily took out two little tiger cubs from the back basket behind him, put one in Wu Song's arms, and held one in his arms, and said in his mouth: "They didn't open their eyes, otherwise they would definitely be at you now." ”
Wu Song suddenly woke up with more than half of the wine, after all, he always felt strange with a tiger cub in his hand, but he just stabbed their mother! Xiao Xi continued: "In the future, your wages will buy meat for them, all because you owe them, and, also, give them a collar next year, the one-year-old tiger is basically taller than your brother." ”
Wuda was very depressed, so he heard Xiaoxi say: "Da Lang, tomorrow, build a cave-like nest at the door of the hotel, and give the two little ones the sun if they have nothing to do, and when they are older, they can also use our hotel as a signboard to see who dares to come here to make trouble, people will release dogs, and we will release tigers." ”
"Second brother, also fights tigers, our hotel is also worthy of its reputation, anyway, they don't grow up, second brother, you are responsible for education, I believe that a few times, they will be able to remember for a long time." Wow-ha-ha. The two little tiger cubs, and Wu Song, shivered in unison.
In the following days, Xiao Xi put all her heart into the great project of raising little tiger cubs, and the two little tiger cubs were also growing up in her hands very healthily, and Wu Song was also getting closer and closer to these two little guys, but the two little guys were very unfriendly to him.
It's a pity that their little milk teeth can't bite Wu Song's defense at all. Therefore, every time the little milk tiger needs to go home, Xiaoxi will let Wu Song go up and be bitten, and Wu Song will hang the two little ones home for dinner.
The little milk tiger is also the same as Wu Song, he has been secretly fed demon beast meat by Xiaoxi since he was a child, but as for the rest of the family, he lives a normal life. Now Wu Song has reached the late stage of foundation building, and it is expected that it will take about another two or three years to reach the Yuan infant stage.
Wu Song cultivated him, here Xiaoxi and Wu Da began to fool his daughter-in-law, after the two of them wanted to see, on the premise of ignoring Wu Song's wishes, Xiao Xi threatened with a feather duster, she and Wu Da were very happy to see Wu Song get married and have children.
When Wu Song got married, she specially called someone she knew on Liangshan, but what made her very disgusting was that Song Jiang actually came. Xiaoxi was not so polite, and directly took a feather duster and drove Song Jiang out, by the way, he didn't even like to look at Chao Gai.
Ruan Xiaoer, Ruan Xiaowu, Ruan Xiaoqi, Liu Tang, Gongsun Sheng, and Lin Chong were all embarrassed, and as for the three who were ignored, the three of them also felt a little embarrassed.
Ruan Xiaoqi went up embarrassedly and said, "I discussed it with the people at the restaurant, and they agreed to study the recipe for the wine for us." ”
Xiaoxi asked angrily: "What's the matter with the Song liar, I don't care how you Liangshan makes trouble, but today my second brother married a daughter-in-law, and you called the Song liar to me to block it, what do you mean, believe it or not, the old lady is impatient, I will destroy your group of robbers." ”
Xiao Qi is sweating, but she knows that this chick said to kill people, all of them died here, and they can exchange a lot of silver taels, Xiao Wu has also mixed with them, seeing that Xiao Xi's face is not good, she hurriedly beckoned people and blasted Song Jiang out.
But Song Jiang's cheek, does it mean that you can bang if you can? Ink ink, ink ink, finally angered Xiaoxi completely, and she didn't bother to talk nonsense with Song Jiang, the first time, she took the feather duster, but her hand became Wu Song's knife.
She was too lazy to talk nonsense, and when she went up, it was like chopping a dog, so she chopped Song Jiang. Then he shouted into the house: "Xiaobai, Xiaohuang, come and lick the corpse of the old lady." ”
The two tigers didn't dare to talk nonsense, they knew that the hostess was really angry! Xiao Xi thought about it, directly cut off Song Jiang's head, and directly threw it to the errand officer on the side and said: "Take it to the county official, and say that your family has all the heads cut off!"
A group of errands swallowed and spat in unison, and they knew for the first time that the most domineering thing in the samurai hotel was not their family capital, nor the two pure cute tigers, but the hostess of the store!
This time, even Wu Song came out to see what was going on, and seeing that Xiao Xi had cut people, he helplessly asked Xiao Qi next to him: "Who angered her?"
Xiao Qiyi covered his face and said, "You shouldn't know, otherwise I'm afraid that girl will chop us up." Wu Song had a question mark.
Wu Da came out and said: "A man named Song Jiang, it seems that Jin Lian hates him very much, and he can't leave with a bang." Jin Lian was angry, so she chopped off the person, took your name on her head, and went to the county magistrate to exchange it for money. ”
Wu Song scratched his forehead! He asked Xiao Qi: "Is it the guy who takes the goods that the girl particularly despises? Why did you bring him?"
Xiao Qiyi said angrily: "No one called him." But we're not thick-skinned!"
Wu Song actually smiled unkindly, and then said: "Now you are completely clean, and the Heavenly King doesn't have to worry about it anymore." ”