Chapter 238

"Hiss~~~Ah!!It's so happy!" and the alchemy boy sat and ate a spicy hot pot, Lao Jun almost poured all the spicy ingredients on the low table!"This place will have to come often in the future! Not bad!" Wiping the fine sweat on his forehead, Lao Jun said with satisfaction. ↖

"How long is it until Dongge Night University cram school?" While eating Malatang, Taishang Laojun did not forget to stare at the live broadcast room. Unlike others, Taishang Laojun is really not interested in other things in the live broadcast room. I was interested in this night cram school.

"In front of the cram school is about three hours of midnight men's theater, and now there are still five or six hours!" The alchemy boy's mouth was about to be swollen with spicy heat. Malatang didn't eat like this, a bottle of spicy sauce that can be used for a day is not enough to be eaten by Lao Jun!

"Midnight Men's Theater? These idle things have nothing to do!, what's so beautiful!" Lao Jun pulled his beard to the side, and sandwiched a piece of hair and blood, "Oh hiss~~ Ha, cool! Boy, I tell you sù, you are not allowed to look at this thing! You are still young!"

I'm still young? The alchemy boy has a black line, and I'm over 900 years old! Isn't it just that I have a baby face? "Obey the teachings of the Venerable!" "The alchemy boy doesn't dare to be disobedient." Lao Jun is still very strict in this regard!

"What, you report the cram school course to me, and I'll check it for you! From beginning to end, there can be no omission!" Lao Jun took another green vegetable and stuffed it into his mouth. As soon as these words came out, many fairies and heavenly soldiers next to him laughed. In the immortal world, there are really few people at the supreme heaven level who can mingle with ordinary immortals except Taishang Laojun!

The alchemy boy has a black line, thinking that I have been studying for several days, and your old man has not even learned, how can you check for me! This is too fake!

Seeing the meaning of the alchemy boy, Lao Jun slapped him on the back of the head. "What's the matter, Poor Dao is also the first person to successfully do chemical practice, right?"

"Your Excellency. That's a physical reality, because nothing new is created in the process. ”

Pa Pa slapped the back of the head twice, "As far as you know! As far as you know!" These two slaps almost slapped the alchemy boy into the spicy hot pot, "If you say it, just say it! Poor Dao has not watched the teaching video, how do I know if it is chemistry or physics!"

At this time, the Cowherd walked over, "Lao Jun is an immortal." Here's the spicy sauce you want. "The Cowherd is obviously a little shy.

"Oh, thank you, boy! After taking the spicy sauce, Lao Jun said kindly.

The cowherd's face was flushed, and even if he continued to work in front, he was still honestly afraid. However, the alchemy boy was about to be scared to death, and he wanted spicy sauce! If he added spicy food, the whole pot would become spicy porridge! At this time, Lao Jun suddenly came out of his hand and threw it directly into the pot. "Try this way of eating!" After throwing it in, Lao Jun pulled it twice with chopsticks. He said.

The alchemy boy and the surrounding heavenly soldiers and fairies are going crazy. Spicy strips, this is spicy strips! One is equivalent to 10 fairy crystals, 10 fairy crystals, comrades! Not 10 spirit crystals, let alone 10 spirit stones! And you must be a member of gold or above to redeem huàn spicy strips! But Lao Jun actually threw the spicy strips into the spicy hot pot and threw a lot of them!

Even if he knew that the spicy strips in the spicy hot pot would be spicy to death at this time, everyone present was drooling! The next moment, Lao Jun took a spicy strip and swallowed it in his mouth. Everyone couldn't help but swallow their saliva, and even saw Lao Jun exhale lightly. There were sparks in the air, "Ah~~~ Wonderful!

“……”

The alchemy boy tried it, and almost immediately ate it. The spicy ones are almost on fire. But when I thought that this was the legendary spicy strip, I swallowed it in a daze. And then the whole face looked like a red gossip furnace.

"Let you do it!" was another slap in the face. After a few minutes, "If you want to understand the mysteries of chemistry, you must first understand the changes and properties of matter! From the stars of the universe to the particles that we can't see, the material world is in a myriad of forms! It's constantly changing, and we live in a world where this matter is constantly changing and interacting every day!"

"Makes sense! It seems that it's really not nonsense!" Lao Jun nodded, "Hurry up!

"Okay, okay, I said, don't fight!" The alchemy boy quickly covered his head and continued, "Let's talk about physical changes and chemical changes......" The alchemy boy finished in one breath. Lao Jun nodded again, "It's indeed a physical change!"

"Okay, good! Here's the second unit! Air, where oxygen is about 21 percent...... About the production of oxygen. There are generally three ways to produce oxygen in the real yàn room, decompose hydrogen peroxide, heat ****** and manganese dioxide, etc., hiss~~ two or three?

Another slap in the face: "Why are you so stupid! I can't even remember this little thing! The teacher said that I will explain it in detail in the future? You can't remember more now!" The spicy strips in the old gentleman's mouth are about to fall out, "You stinky boy, you just don't need to work! You can be in charge of yourself in six or three hundred years, look at you! Go on, it's too slow!"

"Oh, and there's another way to add sodium hydroxide or potassium hydroxide to increase the electrolysis of water, and then direct current is applied and the water breaks down into oxygen and hydrogen. The alchemy boy scratched his head and said.

"What is direct current, and what is the degree of electrolysis?"

"Oh, it's something in physics," the alchemy boy said quickly.

"Then hurry up! I will continue to talk about physics to Poor Dao, isn't there also mathematics?

“……”

After about half an hour, the alchemy boy stumbled to finish talking about molecules and atoms, the structure of atoms, elements, etc. Incidentally

The concepts of water composition, chemical formula and valency were introduced. On the white paper on the small table of Malatang, there are dense things such as words and chemical formulas.

"It's over?" asked Lao Jun stunned.

"Well, that's it for the lesson, the new course will take a few more hours. The alchemy boy blushed and said. Because it was obvious that he was giving a lecture just now, but Lao Jun actually pointed out a lot of mistakes! And these mistakes are exactly the same as what the teacher said in the video teaching!

"That's it!!" the old gentleman was half dead in anger, and he almost slapped him again, "You have been learning such a thing, such a simple thing for several days? You have made so many mistakes! You are still speaking so slowly! You are like a bear! Then you will talk about physics and mathematics!"

An hour later, all the fairies and heavenly soldiers and generals in the entire Malatang stall were dumbfounded. Taishang Laojun was shocked, and even a large group of people gathered outside the booth, and even many people were holding paper and pens in their hands.

"Lady, Lao Jun is really amazing! It's better than what the teacher said!" The Weaver Girl also smiled and nodded. The Weaver Girl and the Cowherd have a sense of simplicity on their bodies, and their days look bitter, but their faces are full of happiness and satisfaction. This is completely different from Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies. Dong Yong looks oily, sleek and a little obscene. The Seven Fairies, on the other hand, have sorrow on their faces all day long.

"Old Gentleman, Immortal, speak again!" the fairies and heavenly soldiers shouted expectantly.

"That's it, Laojun, tell me again!" With a shout, the barefoot immortal carried a bag of meat buns and squeezed in. "I'll give you free meat clips ...... later"

Before a bun word could be uttered, the barefoot immortal was sent back to the meat sandwich stall by Lao Jun with a wave of his hand. Rao is Laojun's mana is unfathomable, but he still doesn't dare to eat the barefoot immortal's meat sandwich bun!

After looking at the hungry fairies and heavenly soldiers, Lao Jun sighed, "You guys! The IQ is terrible! No, no, it's not a problem of IQ! It's your head that won't turn at all! What he said above is not the same system as our fairy world at all, and it's a direction! You are all going off the road! Come, sit down! Weaver girl, give everyone a copy, it's poor! Add more spice!"

"Thank you, Lao Jun Shangxian!" replied with a smile, and after speaking, she hurried to work. The Cowherd hurried to move the bench and divided one of these people as much as possible.

"Weaver Fairy, what's that, put less spicy ha!" and the other Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals and fairies were in a cold sweat, and hurriedly shouted, they couldn't stand Lao Jun's way of eating......

(The first update!, please subscribe to the monthly pass recommendation.) I really slept this time, and I will go to Linyi tomorrow to catch up on some sleep in the car. Good night!)

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