350 because the big cat appears in the title

Zhang was afraid that he would think of something and say something, but this sentence was exchanged for an angry look at the sissy, and he looked at him for a while, then turned around and went back to the store.

Zhang was stunned, and asked the fat man after a while: "Did I say the wrong thing?"

The fat man said, "It seems like I haven't seen a sissy shoot at you in two years." After thinking for a while, he added, "No, it's three years." ”

Zhang Wei shook his head: "You may really have pitted the sissy." ”

The fat man muttered: "How did Lao Tzu know that this would be the case? That guy changes girlfriends more often than he changes underwear, how can he be stimulated because of women?" looked at Zhang Wei, sighed and said: "The anchor has seen a lot, as long as it is for me to see, there is no one who doesn't love money, don't care how to be high-sounding verbally, what is a quiet singer, to be a singer of the soul, just want to have a stage to sing, a stage to show himself, all his farts, the purpose is not money?" The only one who openly persuaded the audience not to brush up on money was the sissy herself. ”

Zhang was afraid to say, "What should I do?" is to ask the sissy.

The fat man said depressedly: "How do I know what to do?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "If this continues, will the sissy go crazy?"

"It's not crazy to be crazy, I'm afraid it's going to be schizophrenic. The fat man said: "You write a serial, I asked Wang Kun to find Su Youlun and say, try to shoot it without changing it, and drag the sissy out of the live broadcast room." ”

"Even if I want to write, I'll have to wait for a while." ”

The fat man said: "Write one or two episodes first, and I'll take it back to Wang Kun and say that if this thing can't be done, Lao Tzu will break with him." ”

Zhang Wei shook his head: "I want to see it." ”

"Cheng, go back to the bar. "The fat man went back to the house.

Inside the house, Lin Asakusa was chatting with a few turtles.

Don't look at these guys who have nothing to do when they grow up, most of them are sports sticks in elementary and junior high school, and many people are selected into sports schools for training. There are those who play table tennis, there are those who sprint, and they can toss anyway.

I didn't know what to say in the house, and Lao Meng bragged there: "When Lao Tzu was in the first year of junior high school, he was a sports pacesetter, but he was still a representative of English, and he was even better at mathematics, and he was one of the Olympiad mathematicians in the whole grade." ”

Liuzi was a little confused, and interjected and asked, "Our school still takes the Olympiad?"

The fat man sat down and said, "Okay, don't blow it, why are you embarrassed to blow it with your results?"

Lao Meng said: "Blow your head, we are saying that the current students are different from us at that time, and I am using me as a teaching material." ”

"You do. "The fat man grabbed the skewers and put them on the stove to roast.

Lao Meng continued: "Originally, my academic performance was good, but because I participated in the school team training, I was tired and tired every day, and I wanted to sleep when I went home, so my grades would plummet, and I would mix with you people who had no ideals." ”

Zhang Wei sat down and asked, "What are you talking about?"

The fat man said: "Lao Meng is bragging. ”

"Why did I blow it? Just now Lin Asakusa said that what is the education of children, and now children go to bed at eleven or two o'clock when they are in junior high school, can they pass it in the future?" said Lao Meng.

The fat man scolded: "Damn, Lao Tzu is unwilling to expose you, with me present, why are you embarrassed to brag about it? Don't say anything else, have you read books? In this life, except for villain books and yellow pictorials, I haven't read your books, even martial arts books, what do you say you have watched? Watch a serial, when historical events tell me, I want to spit on you." ”

Lao Meng didn't want to read books, he didn't want to read any books, but he could live a very reasonable life.

This guy doesn't watch TV either, and he doesn't watch any special programs or animal worlds. Watch all kinds of dramas on the Internet, no matter how garbage the drama is. As for his understanding of the world, in addition to going to touch and bump into himself, it was the mobile phone news that saved him, so he took the time to read two or three sentences, and used it to brag when drinking.

This guy is a wonder, but then again, what is not strange in happiness?

Now, such a person who refuses to read actually says that it is because of physical training that he has delayed his homework and future, no wonder the fat man can't listen to it.

No one likes to be slapped in the face, Lao Meng argued: "Then let's talk about it, those who have good sports performance and have to train every day, who has good academic performance?" After speaking, he thought of himself and added: "Of course, the girl surnamed Jiang in your class is very good, and she is good at studying, is it a long-distance run or a sprint?"

Hearing that these buddies were struggling with the previous things again, Zhang was afraid to find an example to hit them: "The grades in junior high school are like that, people who are good at sports and study, I know one, Jeremy Lin......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lao Meng: "Jeremy Lin, which class?"

Zhang was afraid of being asked, so he stared at Lao Meng for a long time, and couldn't help laughing. Not only is Zhang afraid to laugh, but there is almost no one at the table who does not smile.

Lao Meng knew that he had said the wrong thing, but the problem was that he didn't know what was wrong, so he stared left and right with big eyes: "Is there a disease?

Zhang Wei shook his head and asked the turtle, "When will your family move?"

"My family must be the last batch, but after I move...... Damn, hurry up and add the WeChat group, and you have to contact you frequently in the future. The turtle took out his phone and said.

"Oh. Zhang Wei also took out his mobile phone.

Lao Meng still didn't understand why they were laughing, but he was embarrassed to ask clearly, so he could only find Po to get off the donkey by himself: "You can play me." ”

This sentence was exchanged for a burst of laughter, and Zhang Wei shook his head and said, "I really didn't fool you, I'll just say a name, how can I fool you?"

A group of them were bustling with activity, and the door of the store was opened, and four people entered, two bald heads, with high shoulders and bandages.

When they entered the door and saw Zhang Wei, the bald faces of the two changed directly, and Shunsi, who had a hooked nose, picked up a beer bottle casually, but didn't walk over.

Zhang was afraid that he didn't see it.

But there were many people present, and the turtle stood up and looked at the four of them with squinted eyes.

With him making a statement, some people around him got up one after another, all looking at each other without saying a word.

The barbecue restaurant, which was so lively and terrifying just now, was instantly frozen and silent.

The big tiger walked in and looked at it, and said disapprovingly: "Fight and go out." ”

This sentence was exchanged for a thin man with half an ear behind Shun Si and scolded: "Can you speak?"

This sentence can always be heard on various occasions, and the big tiger shook his head and turned around to go out.

Being able to say such a weak sentence in front of so many people shows that this person is not very capable. Don't worry about it.

Half of the ears were even angrier: "Grass, what the hell is this place?" Asked Shunsi: "Fourth brother, what do you mean now?"

Shun Si shook his head slightly.

The fat man answered on the other side: "This is happiness, not a ghost place, don't you know anything about happiness?"

Half of the ears were angry, and scolded loudly: "Cao, do you know who I am?"

The big tiger suddenly walked in again: "You know, you are a legendary ear, you are very old." ”

"Is one ear your name? You have to call it Brother Ear. The last of the four said, the flat-headed youth.

Dahu smiled: "Yes, Brother Er, what are you eating?"

"Fuck off. One ear asked Shun Si: "Speak." ”

Shunsi hesitated, put down the wine bottle and said that it was okay, and then said that he would change places to eat, and turned around and went out.

One ear felt faceless, and said loudly: "What can't you say? Damn, there are still people in the provincial capital who dare to disagree with me?"

No one paid attention to him, so he had to chase Shunsi out.

Zhang was afraid to listen curiously, and asked the fat man: "One ear is very famous?"

"It's okay. The fat man thought for a while and said, "It should still be in the county front street." ”

"How do you know?" asked the turtle.

The fat man replied: "I know a fart, that guy has sex with Wu Laosan, and eats women's money raw." Saying that, he asked Zhang Wei: "What do you want to do with him?"

"What are you doing? Drinking. Zhang was afraid to shout, and just wanted to raise a glass, the phone rang, and it turned out to be Yu Xiaoxiao again.

After connecting, he said directly: "Miss, do you have a crush on me? I have to confess, I am a person who has a girlfriend and a master, and you are late." ”

Yu Xiaoxiao scolded: "Get out, come and help me fight." ”

"I'll go, what's the situation?" Zhang was afraid to say, "Aren't you quite capable of fighting?"

"Paramount, love doesn't come. Yu Xiaoxiao hung up the phone.

Zhang Wei shook his head, got up and said, "Guys, it's time to come to the show, Paramount fights, who is going?"

A crowd of people shouted to go, and the turtle said, "Go first, I'll settle the bill." "And shouted that the fat man took the guy.

As hard-working warmongers who have been working hard for many years, these guys basically have weapons in hand at all times, and they are not illegal.

The belt head is made of pure steel, and it is dead. The keychain is the kind of all-steel fist glove, which is the kind that is put on four fingers. This is standard. Then there is the baseball bat, which needs to be run back to get it, which is also one of the standard equipment.

Now, the warmongers rushed to the battlefield, and a group of people rushed to Paramount in seven or eight cars, and as soon as they got out of the car, they saw four women surrounding Yu Xiaoda, and there were two women next to her, and another girl who was kicking to the ground.

It's a women's war. Zhang was afraid to jump out of the car and shouted: "Stop, stop, the chengguan is coming." As he spoke, he inserted himself into the battle group and shouted: "If you don't stop, don't blame me for not giving face." "Protect the small.

Yu Xiaoxiao scolded: "Why did you come?"

Zhang was afraid to say, "Let's talk later." Pointing at the two girls who were beating the other woman, he shouted, "You can't hear me, do you?"

"Who the hell are you?" said a woman who was fighting with Yu Xiaoxiao pointing at him.

Zhang was afraid that they would come by taxi, Zhang was afraid of the first car, the turtle, the sissy, and the six sons came in the same car, and there were only four people standing together after getting off the car. At the same time, five or six young people stood up from the crowd of onlookers on the side, one by one, who painted dragons and phoenixes, supporting the brilliant development of the motherland's tattoo industry.

While the girl was scolding, the young men had already rushed up, all armed with weapons, or beer bottles or stools.

The sissy sighed: "I haven't fought for a long time. As he spoke, he lit up his weapon, and the turtle and the six sons also made the same movements, looking very professional.

Zhang was afraid and shouted, "Stop for me, do you hear?"

I heard it, but no one cared. The two girls on the side were still beating the woman on the ground, and five or six young men had already rushed up. (To be continued.) )