Chapter 380: Thank you for your hard work
"Are you saying that this trip to the UK is to eat all the special foods of the UK?"
While looking up on the Internet, He Chen asked Ling Yan where he could eat British food, so that he could arrange a convenient and fast way to eat all the way to the end.
After hearing He Chen's inquiry, Ling Yan's eyes widened slightly, and he confirmed to He Chen in a strange tone.
He Chen nodded and admitted: "Yes, are you familiar with the UK? If you are not familiar with it, ask the previous translator, I remember that he left a phone number." ”
"Do you think that you haven't dug up Mobius to the sky, so you are disheartened and want to find a short time? No, if I take you out vertically, I will bring you back vertically. Even if you don't think about the world's art world, you have to think about your Tianman and animation career in China, can you bear to watch the great cause you have worked so hard to build fall apart? Even if you don't think about your career, you have to think about your family, can you bear to let your parents send white-haired people to black-haired people? Even if you don't think about your family, you have to think about Jingjiao, can you bear to let him go and let her break her liver and intestines for you, and wash her face with tears all day long? Even if you don't think about Jingjiao, you have to think about the child in her belly, do you want your child to lose his father's love as soon as he is born? Even if you don't think about your own child, you have to think about yourself, British food, do you let yourself eat it? Instead of committing suicide in this way, it is better to jump directly from here, the height of the 15th floor, convenient, fast, and painless, snap, and it will pass. ”
It was the first time He Chen heard her say so many words in one breath from Ling Yan's mouth, but there were too many slots in the content there. So much so that He Chen didn't know where to complain.
And Ling Yan's table xiàn. It also made He Chen's heart suddenly cast a shadow.
Although I have long heard of the great names of British cuisine. But He Chen thinks that he has experienced the influence of children's nutrition package, and it should be enough to cope. But I didn't expect that Ling Yan, who could indifferently taste autumn jam and early seedling bread, would have such an unconventional reaction.
"Long Wu, book a ticket back to China, we won't go to the UK. Ling Yan suddenly put away the momentum of the surging wind and clouds just now, and the sky and the earth changed color, and then regained his usual indifferent appearance. Command Ryugo in a soft voice.
"Hehe, hehe, it's not so terrifying, aren't the British alive and well?" He Chen said humbly.
Ling Yan blinked: "Just kidding." ”
If He Chen could beat Ling Yan, he wanted to smack her ass.
"I'll just say, 14 of the 50 best restaurants in the world are ......in the UK," He Chen cheered himself up with information he found on the Internet.
Ling Yan chuckled: "But most of their signature dishes are not British cuisine. ”
“……”
It's really an irrefutable and powerful counterattack, like that zero-style chipping ball chic and calm, but it doesn't give the opponent any chance to fight back.
"Why do you want to try all the British food? these days in Berlin. You've tasted a lot of it, but don't you think it's better than Asamiko's craftsmanship? At least I should go to France, which can compete with Huaxia a little bit at the banquet, and there is also Mobius to entertain you. Ling Yan asked again.
So He Chen explained: "This, this is to find inspiration, I have another work of inspiration, it is to write about food, I think you will definitely like it very much." ”
Ling Yan clearly heard He Chen's voiceover - saying that she was a foodie, but Ling Yan didn't care.
Instead, she looked at He Chen with a scrutinizing gaze and said, "Inspired by British food...... How many pounds did you charge the British Ministry of Propaganda?"
“…… Really inspired, what I'm going to write about is Chinese cuisine. I often eat Chinese food, I am accustomed to it, and no matter how delicious it is, the feeling will slowly fade, as the saying goes, it is a full man who does not know that a hungry man is hungry. As an artist who pursues the way of art, I naturally don't say things like 'why don't you eat minced meat', I want to experience the world with my own experience." Only when I really taste British food can I have a deeper feeling for Chinese food, and use pictures full of true feelings to resonate with the soul of Chinese food!"
He Chen suddenly found a wonderful excuse for himself, so his tone became more and more impassioned, and in the end, he even had a kind of "I don't go to hell, who will go to hell", and the noble feelings of sacrificing life and forgetting death for art.
Although He Chen's exaggeration was very large, it was not impossible to use this contrasting technique to pursue inspiration, so Ling Yan temporarily accepted He Chen's statement with an uncertain attitude.
So the next itinerary was simple, two days later, they flew to London, and then for convenience, they rented a car to get around, and at the same time put their luggage, Long Wu was the driver and bodyguard, and Ling Yan was incarnated as a nanny and nurse, and then began He Chen's trip to the United Kingdom to eat (raw).
The request of the mission was to taste British food, not to go to England to taste food, so He Chen was very lucky, because this trip would not delay him a lot of time - excluding some other countries' cuisines such as French cuisine, Chinese cuisine, island cuisine, Italian cuisine in the United Kingdom, there is not much local food left in the United Kingdom.
Compared with the big Chinese foodies, the Chinese people are smiling and silent about the food culture of all countries in Europe except France, and their hearts are full of absolute superiority. However, among the European countries, the food culture of the United Kingdom is ...... Well, they don't have a food culture, this is not He Chen's prejudice, it is the unanimous view of European countries towards the UK.
In a nutshell, there are two ways to prepare zuò in the UK: in the oven and in a pot to cook. When cooking, I don't put any condiments, and when I eat, I put some salt, pepper, mustard, spicy soy sauce and the like according to my personal preferences. It is said to respect everyone's likes and dislikes, but it is inevitable that there is a suspicion of cutting corners.
The ingredients in the UK are still good, not only fresh but also contain few additives, and lizards, frogs and snails can often be found in the packaged dishes bought in the supermarket, which is absolutely raw.
As the first stop of this trip, He Chen naturally chose the national dish of Great Britain - Fish &Chips, which is what we often call fish and chips.
He Chen held a thick short stick. Asked Ling Yan: "Are you sure this is French fries?" And not potato sticks?"
Ling Yan didn't bother to deal with He Chen. He Chen handed the "potato stick" to Ling Yan, Ling Yan was on the side, and immediately dodged it, looking at the posture, as long as He Chen dared to hand it forward again, she was ready to chop her hands.
He Chen turned around and handed it to Long Wu, who hurriedly said that he was not hungry.
Looking at the golden potato sticks in his hand that smelled of fries. He Chen swallowed his saliva, his eyes were fierce, he gritted his teeth, and threw a long potato stick into his mouth at once.
Better a finger off than always aching!
Instead of eating little by little and torturing yourself, it is better to think about nothing and eat it in one bite!
Crispy on the outside and glutinous on the inside, full of fragrance.
The fragrant taste of potatoes stimulated He Chen's taste buds, although it wasn't very delicious, but it felt good!
"Eh! I'm still alive!" He Chen was ecstatic!
For He Chen, he was deliberately funny. Ling Yan was indifferent.
"It's just that this ketchup is not good, it would be nice if you put chili peppers. I like oily spicy ...... Long Wu, what about the old godmother I prepared?" He Chen didn't like tomato sauce, so he asked Long Wu for the old godmother who had been prepared a long time ago.
This is the super artifact he prepared for this trip - Lao Gan Ma!
With the power of the old godmother to turn decay into magic, the food in the UK is not to worry!
Although it didn't work in the first battle, but with the old godmother, He Chendao felt that it would be a very good delicacy, and he even wanted to recommend this recipe to fish and chip shops across the UK, maybe it could change their bad food reputation, and by the way, let the old godmother occupy the world.
Seeing He Chen's original invention, Ling Yan also became interested, dipped it in the old godmother and tasted it, and her eyes lit up.
The two then split the fish and chips.
He Chen didn't want much, only a little, so he went to meet the next challenge - leather jacket potatoes, that is, roast the potatoes with the skin, put the cooked potatoes in half, do not cut the bottom, and put various side dishes and condiments in it like a hamburger.
He Chen was desperate for the "lazy" British, and then took the old godmother and ate one.
After eating the leather jacket potatoes, He Chen drank potato soup, tasted potato salad, and ate steamed potatoes and boiled potatoes......
"WTF! Hell, do the British only eat potatoes!"
He Chen, who had just fallen in love with British potatoes, was defeated in a blink of an eye, and this was no longer a field that Lao Gan Ma could save.
"Of course not. ”
Seeing He Chen's crazy appearance, Ling Yan said happily.
Then He Chen tasted another British national dish - roast beef with Yorkshire pudding.
He had always thought of pudding as a dessert, but the taste of Yorkshire pudding, which resembled soft bread and a slightly salty taste, once again refreshed He Chen's three views.
Speaking of which, it tastes pretty good.
And the Scottish haggis pudding was simply frenzied, a mass of black-brown unknown objects, and a layer of cheese like a thin golden Xiang was poured on the lid, so that He Chen only wanted to poke his eyes blind.
In addition to haggis pudding, there is also the legendary haggis, a Scottish delicacy made by grinding haggis, lamb fat, onions, oat flour and various spices, then putting it in the stomach of a sheep and tying it tightly and boiling it in boiling water.
There are also "Welsh rabbits" that sell dog meat on the head of a sheep, and there is no rabbit meat in it, beans like mud, broccoli that is thrown into a pot and boiled without any seasoning, and the literary and artistic delicacy "Looking up at the stars" pie, which gives full play to the long history, profound heritage and culture.
A poetic and philosophical name that is intoxicating.
But looking at the fish heads, with their mouths open, their godless eyes looking at the sky.
He Chen felt that it was better to call it "death without blinding".
"It's so happy to be able to live in Huaxia!" Several days of travel made He Chen haggard, and when he heard that the system finally prompted that the unlocking task was completed, He Chen let out such an emotion.
Ling Yan took care of the weak He Chen intimately: "Whoever made you strong, you have to eat." ”
He Chen suddenly recalled the type moon that had just been unlocked.
He finally understood why Saber had become a foodie.
As the King of Britain, thank you for your hard work!(To be continued......)