picked up a white Apple 5s in the mobile phone store, took Zheng Peng's card, and swiped it. Bouncing around with my new phone, I went home. Along the way, my face was as happy as a flower. People passing by thought I was a psychotic and avoided me.

When I got home, my mom was the first to notice that something was wrong with me, walked up to me, and blocked the TV.

"Yo, our eldest young master, why haven't I seen you like this!" my mother held her fortress-like body in front of the TV. I tilted my head to the left, and my mom put my stomach to the left. I tilted my head to the right, and my mom put my stomach to the right. I was in a hurry, patted my mother's stomach with my hand, and said, "Go away, it's the wonderful part, you're trying to stop me here." Suddenly, there was a shouting on the TV. My mom just moved her body away.

"Oh, look! You pay, you pay. Our computer at home is broken again and can only be watched on TV. Oops...... "I threw the remote control board on the couch and sat on the couch angrily, turning my head to the side. My mom realized that it was too big to play this time, so she quickly smiled and patted me and said, "Son, mom is wrong, I'm waiting for a while, and when your dad comes back, we'll buy a new computer, okay." ”

"No! you're missing out on the best part!I can't say anything nice!" I glanced at my mom and turned her head away, still ignoring her. My mother still smiled and said all kinds of good things to me, and when she saw that I was still playing with the temper of the little boy, she suddenly became angry and smashed the remote control board directly on my face, saying: "Do you love it, don't pull it down, save your dad and spend thousands of yuan more hard-earned money to buy you a computer." ”

Holy shit, I'm playing big...... I hurriedly smiled and leaned in. "Mom, you're not feeling well, I'll pinch you!" I smiled and put my hand on my mom's arm. She's good, she has a temper, just throw me off at once.

"Don't worry about it, no matter how painful it is, I don't need you to care!" said my mother and walked to the kitchen. I also followed, and said, "Oh, my good mother, my virtuous mother, my beautiful mother, my sweet mother, my ......" I said a lot in a row, and my mother had already listened impatiently, and said, "What the hell are you going to say, hurry up, it's been there quack, isn't it annoying?!"

"Hehe, then I'll just say it. I smiled at my mom as I put my hand in my pocket. I put the iPhone in front of my mother's eyes, and her first reaction was to open her mouth very wide, then calm down and say, "Where did you come from?"

"It's such a high-end atmosphere, it must have been bought for me by a local tyrant!" I finished speaking, and put the Iphone in my pocket again. My mom pulled it out for me, and I almost fell to the ground, so I grabbed it, touched it, blew again, and said, "Be careful! Don't break it for me! Can you afford it?"

As soon as I said this, the smile on my mother's face suddenly froze, and she looked at me with a little vicissitudes, wanting to say something, but swallowed it again. I realized that I was hurting my mother, so I quickly pretended to laugh again, and said, "Mom! when did I make money, I will buy you a computer." No!

My mother was still sad, didn't say a word to me, and silently went back to the kitchen to cook.

This is the most wrong and stupid thing I've ever done in all these years!

"It's time to eat. My mother said three words weakly, and put the food in her hand on the wooden table. She sat on it by herself. I didn't say anything and walked over. At the end of this meal, no one said a word. They all finished their meals in silence and then sat back on the couch.

Silence like this is not the way to go. I was the first to speak: "Mom, this time I'm going to Tangjia Village to do something." ”

As soon as my mother heard the words "Tangjia Village", she suddenly became serious and said, "Child, Mom, Mom has never stopped you from doing anything for so many years, but this time you went to Tangjia Village, Mom resolutely refused to let you go." ”

"Why? What's wrong with Tangjia Village? You won't let me go?" I was anxious, "Why don't you let me go, what's wrong with Tangjia Village? Tangjia Village is messing with you?"

My mom wasn't in a hurry, but no matter what I said, she just said three words: "Don't go." ”

"Hey, if you don't let me go, I won't go? Don't you think that even though your son is just an adult, you have to let you take care of it?" As soon as I finished speaking, I gave my mother a blank look and went to watch TV, "I won't talk nonsense with you, anyway, I won't go!" My mother left this sentence and went back to the bedroom.

"Hey, why do you ...... "Yo, if you tell me not to go, I won't go?" Joke, I'm not the kind of person to be at the mercy of others!

"Because I am your mother, because there is a bad god in Tangjia Village, and because hundreds of people died in Tangjia Village overnight!" My mother said it in a fit of anger, and suddenly shut up before she realized that she had missed her mouth.

"You don't want me to go because of this? You underestimate your son, don't you?" "Actually, why did your son run here and there recently, your son did that. ”

"What line is it?" asked my mom as she ran out of the bedroom.

"What line do you think it's from?" I said, raising my hand, rolling my eyes, and grimacing at my mom.

"Comedian?!hahaha, I like it!" my mom laughed, pointing to my face.

"Just kidding," I snapped, "if I had been so happy doing that job, I'd have done it a long time ago." ”

As soon as I heard what I said, my mother's face sank instantly. "Guess it, I'll just tell you, your son and I, the master of spells, the master of ghost hunting!" As soon as my mother heard this, she came up and touched my forehead, and said, "Son, you are not so confused, you should say such a ridiculous thing." ”

I pushed my mom's hand away and said, "I'm not like you, I often break a tendon in my head." My mother's face turned white, and she pulled open my backpack and kept digging inside. If you find a charm, throw it, and if you find a basin of cinnabar water, you will sprinkle it. "Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing! You're sincerely smashing my job!"

"Mom, this is for your good! My mom said, throwing the empty backpack beside me.

I suddenly noticed something, and yelled, "Mom, don't move!" My mom was yelled at like this, and she really didn't dare to move, and stood there like a wooden man. "Why, how do you know I'm on a errand?" I stretched out my index finger, squinted my eyes, and walked towards us. My mom stepped back against the wall.

"Tell me! How do you know I'm doing a ghost errand! I haven't even mentioned that it's a ghost errand, you know! Ordinary people's first reaction is only to know that I am a deceitful feng shui master, how can you know what I am really doing. My mom was incoherent and had been cornered by me, and she had to say it.

"Son, when my mother was young, she was just like you, and she was also a person who did ghost errands......" My mother stood up and said, "If it weren't for your mother and I were impulsive when I was young, I wouldn't have been able to do this business." ”

"Why, don't you think it's scary and rewarding to do it?" I asked, sitting down on the couch. My mom sighed and said, "Do you know that black and white are impermanent?"

"Why, I don't even know this, what am I doing here?" I picked up the apple, put it in my mouth and ate it.

"Your mother...... Fuck me...... It's because of them that they did this. After my mom finished speaking, I squirted the apple out of my mouth. Nima, although she is two stars in the ghost world, my mother can be regarded as two tall characters like this...... Hell, it's gone. "Why, surprised?" said my mom, wiping the apples on the table that I had squirted out of them.

"It was a little surprising. I looked at my mom with my eyes wide open. "However, black and white impermanence, how can it have anything to do with you?"

This sentence gets to the point. My mom walked over to the bedroom. She pulled out something that resembled a stick and handed it to me.

"What is this, it looks familiar......" I touched the stick, and before I could touch it, a chill spread to my fingers.

"This is a mourning stick!" As soon as my mother said this, I was stunned, took a few steps back to the sofa, and hurriedly waved my hand, saying, "Mom, don't come here! I will call if you come over again!" "Crying funeral stick! Don't scare me! This thing is black and white and is not commonly used to hook the soul! How can it be in my mother's hands?

"Don't be afraid, this thing isn't as scary as you think. "My mother's voice was strange, and it was getting thicker and thicker. "Here, boy, come and touch it! this thing is so cute, touch it, touch it!" My mother suddenly became strange, and her face showed a complicated and unpredictable expression. Her face was no longer as white as before, but slowly, slowly darkened. His face grew longer and longer, and his clothes became black cloth pockets.

"Mom, Mom, Mom, are you going to ...... Are you going to transform......" I swallowed and took a few steps back. Then my mom came up and said, "Come, kid, touch it, it's a baby!

My mom is crazy! She even asked me to touch something that hooks souls! I know a little bit, and as soon as a living person touches this thing, the three souls and six spirits will hook it. My mom wants my life!

It's over, I've got nowhere to go. I saw my mother, gradually forcing up.

"Touch it, kid, this thing is so cute, you can touch it, touch it......"