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"Shiyun, you're here. Qian Sanyun introduced to Hu Yeshan, "This is Teacher Liang Shiyun." ”

This is the second time Qian Sanyun has seen Liang Shiyun, and the last time was at her house. Liang Shiyun is not very tall, about 1.6 meters, shorter than An Lanlan. She was slender, but she was not stingy where she should be full, and her breasts bulged in a thrilling manner. She has thick black hair that seems to be casually tucked behind her head, and she wears a butterfly-shaped hairpin in the middle of her hair. Although she is dressed ordinarily, it is still difficult to hide her alluring appearance.

Hu Yeshan, a veteran of the love field and a man who has read countless people, was stunned when he saw such a beautiful young woman, and he said for a long time: "Teacher Liang, please take a seat." ”

Hu Yeshan also realized his gaffe, and laughed at himself: "I'm a person, Brother Sanyun knows, as soon as he sees a beautiful woman, he loses his mind." However, I can't be blamed for this, it's just that Mr. Liang is too beautiful. ”

Qian Sanyun scolded secretly, you old pervert, you are really a thief, but I don't dare to beat Liang Shiyun's idea, otherwise I will let you die an ugly death.

"Shiyun, this is Director Hu of the county health bureau. Qian Sanyun paused, and began to introduce Zhou Qiong again, "This beauty is the head nurse of the obstetrics and gynecology department of the county hospital. ”

Qian Sanyun didn't mention anything about the exam papers, although Liang Shiyun was itchy in her heart, it was inconvenient to ask him, after all, getting the test papers needed to be kept strictly confidential.

Although it was only four people dining, Hu Yeshan, as the host, ordered a table of dishes, anyway, it was consumed with public funds, and he didn't have to pay out of his own pocket.

However, the wine was brought by Hu Yeshan from home, it was a bottle of Moutai aged for 30 years, and the market price was several thousand yuan, and there was no doubt that someone else gave it to Hu Yeshan. This Moutai liquor is much higher than the Moutai liquor I drank at An Lanlan's house last time.

Hu Yeshan ordered a bottle of red wine for the two women. Liang Shiyun said that she couldn't drink, but she couldn't stand the persuasion and still filled the glass.

Hu Yeshan did not leave the bank in three sentences, in order to enliven the atmosphere, he suggested that everyone say a joke to help the fun, preferably with some meat.

Liang Shiyun said with a shy: "I won't say it." ”

Hu Yeshan said: "Teacher Liang, you are a teacher, you don't know how to say it, forget it." The three of us said, "Be a listener." ”

Liang Shiyun blushed, did not nod, and did not shake his head.

Hu Yeshan said: "I'll take a paragraph first, which can be regarded as throwing bricks and attracting jade." When the husband hears that his wife is having an affair, he devises revenge, and all night his wife sleeps soundly, and rubs concentrated rat poison on his wife's head. The next night, when the wife came back late, the husband asked the reason, and the wife said with grief and indignation, "Our leader has been poisoned to death!" The husband asked, do you know who did it? The wife said that the murderer was very cunning, and even the police could not find out how he poisoned him, but there were already clues and Sanlu milk powder was being investigated. The husband asked, "Why?" The wife said that when the leader was breathing, he said, "Oh my God!" Is there any safe milk in the world?"

Hu Yeshan spoke, and Zhou Qiong smiled backwards. Qian Sanyun had heard this joke before, so he didn't think it was funny, he glanced at Liang Shiyun, and couldn't help but laugh when he saw her.

It was Zhou Qiong's turn. She said unhurriedly: "The brothers in the dormitory are watching an island action movie around the computer, and a close-up of the heroine's face is being played. A buddy suddenly jumped up and shouted in a panic, "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!" and turned off the player. Brother a few moments of petrification. In a blink of an eye, it turned out that his mother happened to call him, and he was afraid that his mother would hear the voice coming from the film. ”

After Zhou Qiong finished speaking, Hu Yeshan laughed heartily. Liang Shiyun almost squirted out the food in her mouth. When Qian Sanyun saw this scene, he also laughed.

It's the turn of the money three luck. He thought in his heart that the joke couldn't be too yellow, otherwise it would make Liang Shiyun doubt his character, and suddenly remembered a long joke he had heard before, so he said it word by word.

"I'm about to get married to my girlfriend I've been with for a year, and there's no doubt that I'm happy. The only thing that bothers me now is my future sister-in-law, a beautiful 20-year-old girl. She likes to wear tight, low-cut T-shirts and mini skirts, and often bends over in front of me, intentionally or unintentionally, and worst of all, she never does this in front of other men. To say that she did not tempt me and assure Chairman Mao that I was lying. Until that day, my future sister-in-law called me and asked me to check on the preparation of the invitation. When I arrived, she was the only one in the house, and I was greeted by her endless resentful eyes: the one I love is married, the bride is not me, and the only thing I want to do now is to give you my most precious chastity before you get married. She said to me on the stairs: "Brother-in-law, I'll wait for you in the bedroom, and if you're decided, come upstairs to me." I stood there for a minute, then did the only thing I could do at the time: open the door and walk to my car. Outside the door, my future father-in-law burst into tears and gave me a warm hug: "Dear child, you have successfully passed the test in our family, and you are welcome to join our big family." What this story tells us is how important it is to keep the condom in your car!"

Liang Shiyun, who has rarely spoken, smiled and said: "Director Qian's paragraph is very connotative. ”

After hearing this, Zhou Qiong exclaimed: "Oh my God, it turned out that the set was in the car, and I didn't read the last sentence, I really thought I had met Megumi Yanashita!"

Hu Yeshan took over the conversation: "How can there be a willow in the world, and how can there be a cat that doesn't eat apes?"

Hu Yeshan also glanced at Liang Shiyun intentionally or unintentionally, which seemed to mean that Qian Sanyun was also a cat who had always loved to eat fish.

After saying the joke, several people played a few small games on the wine table at Zhou Qiong's suggestion.

Hu Yeshan seemed to be intent on making money three luck, and kept persuading Liang Shiyun to drink. Liang Shiyun's face flushed, and she looked at Qian Sanyun helplessly.

Qian Sanyun didn't plan to get Liang Shiyun tonight. According to his judgment, it is not impossible for her to stay with him for one night in exchange for the answers to the examination papers and the guarantee that she will be admitted to the public teaching examination. However, he didn't want to do that. The matter between men and women, once it involves a naked exchange of interests, will turn sour. It's like prostitution, where the man pays and the woman takes off her pants.

Qian Sanyun's idea is to sincerely help Liang Shiyun realize her dream, and then let her dedicate herself to him willingly.

Qian Sanyun said: "Director Hu, Teacher Liang has a limited amount of alcohol, so I think I'll spare her." ”

Hu Yeshan relied on the strength of the wine, began to speak freely, and said with a wicked smile: "Actually, drinking wine is more fun." Wait a minute, I'm going to go to the Golden Years Hotel with Zhou Qiong to open a room, do you want to open one? ”