Chapter 539: Ximen Dinner
People who have always been deceived by cultivation are basically not pleased in front of Anzi, no matter how high your status is, how big your territory is, and if you are damaged, who will make him hard in the background; the pleasure that you can't dream of on the earth is not to be ruthless, even if you kick the iron plate, it doesn't matter, anyway, your fate is big, your creation is big, and you don't die if you fall into the core of the sun, so what are you afraid of? Translated into the reckless black words of the rivers and lakes, it is: It's a big deal, the head falls off the bowl and has a big scar, and after 18 years, he will be a gangster again!
It is this kind of selfishness that makes Xiuyue very unhappy, and it is reasonable to leave Yunjin, even if he is captured and brought back to Anping, it is a symbolic spittle;As for Yuzhongjin,From the bottom of my heart, I don't have any hope at all.,Completely holding the idea of ending up with the Yu clan.,The main reason is that the Yaksha guy is too strong.,And evil;The routines obtained from countless Ben Xiu Immortals show that once the Red Refining Tribulation is inherited, with the hatred of his level-leveling mad demon, he will definitely be a fierce enemy in the future, and it may evolve into the final boss, it will be a cosmic catastrophe, and the number of dead people must be astronomical. 。
cough~ It's a bit far, back to the topic......
"Hahaha~~ Xiaoyou is quick to react and so wise!" Ximen Ce praised instead of being angry.
"Make do with it!" is a small scene for Anzi, not worth mentioning, and a look at his daughter-in-law.
Xiuyue understood, waved the yarn to wipe all the chairs bright, and the two of them sat down, waiting for the delicious food to be served, ready to sweep the world, and then wiped their mouths and left.
Five minutes passed, and the four people sitting in a circle were speechless.
Ten minutes passed, and Ximence and the old blind man closed their eyes in unison and simply ignored them.
"Gollum~" Anzi hasn't eaten for more than half a year, it's good if he doesn't die, it's good, his brain is full of chickens, ducks and fish, and he swallowed half a catty of saliva, and his stomach is only revolting now to save face.
Suddenly, Ximen Ce opened his eyes and stared at Xiuyue, and asked, "Junior, it seems that you shouldn't scream in your stomach when you transform into a god cultivator, right?"
An Zi was shocked in his heart, he must have not squeaked for a long time, and someone on Yuan Wu's side knocked on the communicator so that the old fox could hear it, and his quick brain could not think, and asked: "Daughter-in-law, I haven't seen you for more than half a year, you won't give me a hat, right?"
Xiuyue replied with a puzzled face.
"Say!" Anzi slapped the table and got up and asked angrily, "Who is the evil seed in the stomach?"
"......" Xiuyue stared at him in shock.
Looking at Ximence again, he almost didn't slip out of the table without paying attention, the rabbit cub made too ruthless moves, and even the Taoist couple dared to take it out to block the arrows in order to hide people's eyes and ears.
"Two, let's take note of this banquet for the time being, and come back after the family affairs are expected......"
"Eh~~ little friend. Ximen Ce can let him get away lightly, at least he has to get the job back just now, got up and stopped: "The old man thinks that he can get through, even if there is a mistake, whether the female doll is pregnant or not can't escape the eyes of the blind man!"
"Are you kidding me?
"......" Weng is blind.
"You don't believe the old man's words?" the pot-bellied Simence was a little angry.
"Hmph~ I'm going back to settle accounts with you. An Zi was bold and viciously sprayed his daughter-in-law in the face.
In order to take care of the overall situation, Xiu Yue pretended to be a grandson with his head down, and his chest fluctuated quite frequently; Weng Blind, who had a strong seventh sense, naturally knew it in his heart, and he was smiling with his beard.
"Boss, isn't it time to serve the food?" it was so easy to deal with the past, and Anzi felt that the longer it was, the bigger the stabbing would be.
"Don't worry! The old man has a question in his heart, I don't know if the little friend can solve the doubt? The price is easy to say, you can open your mouth. ”
"It depends on what you ask. ”
"Hmm~" Ximen Ce raised his hand, the isolation array opened, and asked: "Why did Qianjilou get the news of the price increase unprecedentedly fast?
"Are you mistaken?"
"What's the explanation?" said the blind man.
"First of all, I didn't send the news, and second, who lives in my small courtyard, and how is the cultivation going, do you know what's going on? Do you think it's possible?"
This is also what the old man is puzzled about. Ximence was speechless and disappointed.
"It doesn't matter if I'm riding sister or riding sister, in short, I'm not as capable as you think, hurry up and serve the food, I'm hungry." ”
"Xiaoyou, with your mortal body in the realm from four to six, from the Emperor Yuan Star Domain to the three crystals, you can rob the soul in less than thirty years, in the old man's opinion, you can not bear it under Gu Zhongfang back then. ”
"Alas~" Anzi sighed: "It's all forced, you don't know how much my master has lost; forget it, don't talk about it, it's all tears, let's serve the food! I'm really hungry." ”
"Great Elder, I will see that An Xiaoyou's words are reasonable, why don't you serve the food first?"
"Weng is blind, when will it be your turn to speak in front of the old man?" Ximen Ce's change of face was not under the, and he didn't give the old man face at all.
"Blind, don't you feel good under the fence, right? hehe~~" Anzi took the opportunity to provoke.
The little tricks that can't be put on the table are obvious to everyone, and Ximen Ce said coldly: "I don't know who my surname is after a few years of eating, right?
One sentence made the old man very faceless, if he had changed Anping, he would have already called out his big mouths, and he had a good temper, and he sat down embarrassed.
"Weng is blind. Simon was unforgiving, and shouted and shouted to make the blind man get up again.
"You are an elder of the outer gate, and you are also an old man of the Ximen clan, there are some things you should say? ”
"Yes!" the blind man walked away respectfully, without any complaints.
After an incomprehensible white play, Ximen Ce clapped his palms and finally ordered the food to be served, but the atmosphere had become very strange.
"Little friend, what do you think?" Ximen Ce looked at a table of delicacies and said, "Isn't it familiar?"
Are they all the signboards of Qianjilou, in other words, they are the essence of Chinese food culture, and just looking at them makes people appetize.
"Daughter-in-law, copy the guy, do it!" Anzi didn't answer at all, greeted Xiuyue, and shook off his cheeks, opened his back molars, and ate Haisai.
Just imagine, just a foodie like Anping has not beaten his teeth for more than half a year, and his appearance is naturally ugly, of course, he can let it go, he will not take advantage of the bastard, and he will not eat for nothing.
The strange atmosphere slowly subsided between the starving ghost's chopsticks and bowls, Ximen Ce temporarily died down, and Xiuyue quietly watched Anzi eat alone with a smooth mouth.
After two cigarettes, a full table was swept away, and Anzi didn't even burp, and said, "Old man, another table!"
"......" Xiuyue.
"Hahaha~~ It's rare to have a little friendly taste. Ximence smiled very truthfully, and the transmission note was typed casually.
"No way!" Anzi was tired of eating, just took a break, and said, "You don't know, I've been hungry for half a year, so I'm pointing to you for this meal." ”
"You shouldn't be short of money, right?"
"Lacking! Who said that there is no shortage, the old one is lacking, your 300,000 yuan has already been spent by this ruined girl. ”
Xiuyue's smoking head kept flashing: I endure.
"Need the old man's help?" asked Simance with his head tilted.
"What do you mean?"
"The old man wants to open a restaurant, since Xiaoyou has not entered, why not join the company?"
"Don't have the money to get started?"
"You just need to take care of it, earn half of it, and lose mine, how about it?"
"Hehe~" An Zi smiled yin and said: "There is no pie in the world that eats for nothing, there is such a good thing?"
"To be honest, the old man just wants to keep you in Shangyang for a little longer, at least until the day you admit your identity. ”
"No, I'll admit it now. ”
"......" Ximen Ce is stupid, is this guy sick in the brain, and the feeling of being played is very strong.
"But the old man is kind, and the kid can't refute the face, just do as you say!" Seeing that the old face was about to be twisted, Anzi was really afraid of annoying him, so he hurriedly handed over the steps.
"Hmph!" Ximence's tone became cold, and he said: "Count you as a kid, and the old man will send a blind man to be your account office!"
"Old man, I really can't see how a person who has no eyes can be an accountant?"
"That's your business. ”
"What kind of business is this?damn it!" Anzi secretly squirted: "It's not my eye liner, I still want to explore for a long time, grass~ Look how Lao Tzu is so angry that he vomits blood!"
The unpleasant conversation came to an end during the second serving, and Anko, who was trapped, still acted as if she had nothing to do, so she was left to eat.
"Hiccup~~~ I'm finally full, and I'm really happy to have a stutter!"
Ximen Ce was about to answer, not wanting to hit a white pure descendant who ran in from outside, so he was so anxious that his head was sweating, and he hugged his fists and said: "Ancestor, it's not good! That Luchen Golden Hoof Beast was crazy, and Qianmei and Lin Ran were both injured. ”
"Wait!" Anzi asked, "My donkey is not hurt, is it?"
Bai Jing Housheng shook his head.
"That's fine! you keep ......."
"......" posterity.
"Xiaoyou, it's too much of a deception, isn't it?" Ximen Ce was unhappy, he didn't get a good deal with Anzi, and even the beasts dared to bully, when did Ximen become so cowardly.
"You don't know about me and Ximen Qian, right? In addition to wanting to get back into the field, I really can't think of why she teased it and changed her body!" An Zizhan was not afraid of his anger, and picked up his wine glass.
"Say, what's going on?" asked Simance with a back face.
"This ......" squeaks after being purified.
"Huh?"
"It's Qianmei who wants to ~ think about it ~ cut those two big balls, so she ......" The more the buddy talked, the quieter he became, looking for cracks in the ground everywhere.
"Porphyry~~~~" There is no suspense, Anzi is spraying the opposite side with a sip of wine, if it weren't for Ximen Ce's fast flash, his face would have fallen even more.
"Bang~~" Ximen Ce slapped the table angrily, plates, bowls and chopsticks flew all over the ground, and said angrily: "Nonsense!"
The Ximen Banquet, which was secretly murderous, ended hastily under the disturbance of the second egg, and hurriedly came out of the "canteen," if there was no great ability to make a move, the Ximen clan would sweep away the small half.
The place of the incident is not far from the gate, the second egg has returned to the donkey, under the small sun around the burned livestock shed circle, looking quite excited, from time to time to raise the front hooves to learn the horse to call twice;
"Are you alright?"
"Woo~"
"It's okay, daughter-in-law, let's go!"
Xiuyue, who knows the general situation, knows the weight and lightness, and he is also very face-saving, and he rides on the back of a donkey with a small face, and Anzi looks back at Ximen Ce, who has not been sent, and the two have a tacit understanding to come to a pair of eyes, and say goodbye to each other with a hand.
"Huh~~ Damn! It's finally out;
(End of chapter)