Piercing Stories (141)

"You sit down honestly for you!" the corners of Fourteen Qi's mouth twitched, and his eyebrows danced.

He really couldn't bear this demon star anymore.

Now that the two of them are on the carriage back to the capital, he must send the bear child back. Who's bear child, who cares? Anyway, I don't care anymore.

Thinking of what happened in the past two days, he wanted to cry.

In the middle of the night, you're going to pee and be on guard against a snake that hasn't woken up yet. The key is that I am afraid that the snake will come out and bite people when it encounters heat.

When you wake up in the morning, you can eat a good porridge, and when you are halfway through the bowl, you will find that the bowl is scattered with black particles similar to 'rat droppings'. Isn't he disgusting yet? Hongzhao made a disgusting look. It's as if if you don't vomit out disgusting, you don't pay attention to hygiene, you don't love cleanliness, and you don't pay attention to it at all. I had to say disgusting Bala's words, what rats stole and ate everything, and pulled out Baba, D's, I wasn't disgusted to death by rat feces, and I was disgusted and vomited by his words.

When he vomited, he took out a small bag of something similar to the 'rat droppings' in his bowl, and ate it happily. It is said to be the 'chocolate' of foreigners.

But do you have to make good chocolate in the shape of mouse droppings, kid bear?

I took him to see the hatching eggs, and I went halfway to make it convenient, and I don't know why this bear child stuffed a hen that was holding a nest in the bucket. I was defenseless, squatted on it, and then the hen smacked her ass several times. It's nothing to be a little hurt or frightened. The point is that I almost told myself to rush out of it with my pants and bare ass.

You really can't beat or scold this child. The angry jumping feet are helpless.

The Fourteenth Master wanted to clean him up, so he filled half a jar of insects and put it in a large tea bowl. When he drinks tea, he must be startled when he opens it. Who knew that this kid really closed his eyes at that time, and slowly fell down, looking frightened. I was almost scared to death at the time. If you really scare the child out of the way, you don't have to live. The kid grinned again and poured the worm into his boot. Feelings just lied to themselves.

But it was this deception that calmed down his feverish head. This is the emperor's brother, no matter how naughty he is, he is also a child. What if you get scared?

How can I explain to Long Live Lord? Can I say that your son came to scare me first?

Isn't this looking for a draw?

Come on, let the evil god you provoke suffer for yourself.

At night, the child is cute and naked, and he wants to take a bath with himself. Then let's wash it together. Anyway, it's all pressed into the water, and you can still turn the sky upside down. The uncle and nephew soaked in the water beautifully. Hongzhao also took a bath for himself. Fourteen was relieved in his heart. It's a shame to know that it's been a mess. After washing, Hongzhao wrapped himself in a big bath towel and left, and knew that he would relieve himself of fatigue and soak more. But when he was ready to get up, his clothes, shoes, and socks were sent away, along with the people who were waiting. The bathing place is a hot spring pool, not a bedroom tub. You can't go out naked, go back through several courtyards. It wasn't until the soaked body was wrinkled that Jinyuan, the stupid minion, came over.

This child is a nightmare that he can't bear. Must be sent away!

"Uncle Fourteen, are you really sending me back to the palace?" Hongzhao was pitiful, playing with his fingers. If you are in tears, it will be more like being bullied and abused.

Fourteen patted his chest, "If you don't leave, your fourteenth uncle and I will soon be able to see you Huang Marfa." ”

"Then Uncle Fourteen, don't worry, it will definitely not. Huang Marfa has never been waiting to see you. I'm not in a hurry to see you. Hiroaki told the truth.

Fourteen choked, his face darkened by two points, "Sit down, shut up, don't speak." ”

Hiroaki is really good this time.

Quiet along the way. After entering the palace, Fourteen asked to see the fourth master, but the fourth master was not available. Ask to see the queen, the queen is busy.

So, he could only take Hongzhao, who didn't say a word all the way, to Yonghe Palace.

As soon as the Queen Mother saw Hongzhao, she shouted in her heart. But when he saw that the child was pitiful and didn't speak, he quickly asked what was wrong.

"Uncle Fourteen tells Sun'er, shut up! Don't speak!" Hongzhao learned the fierce and evil appearance of Fourteen vividly.

Good boy, I'm waiting here for you.

Fourteen good grievances. He looked at the Queen Mother, "E-niang, you don't know ......"

"I don't know what? I don't know if you're a bastard when you're a kid? People don't want to see dogs, and it's you who are talking about it. When you were a child, you recruited cats and dogs, and I scolded you like that. The first emperor said so, you didn't. Kids, there's nothing wrong with being naughty. Look at you, how old you are! Hongzhao is such a good child, you can reprimand a child like this. How do you do it Uncle Man. Concubine De split her head and covered her face, and she had no desire to listen to him at all.

Eniang, let's not open our eyes and talk nonsense! If you say that whoever is a good child, we will accept it, but we will only say that Hongzhao is a good child, and we will not accept it. It's not about talking nonsense with your eyes open. This is pure nonsense with a clear conscience.

But the Queen Mother had no interest in listening to him, "Busy with your go, hurry up and hurry up with your go." Didn't you let you into the harem? Why didn't you listen?"

Fourteen aggrieved people left Yonghe Palace and transferred to the Heart Cultivation Palace. Seeing that the emperor didn't have time to see him for the time being, he got up and wanted to go to the toilet.

As soon as he left here, the fourth master wanted to ask how Hongzhao was. Send Su Peisheng to call fourteen.

As soon as Fourteen came out of the locker room, he saw Hiroaki coming over, still holding a cup in his hand.

"Uncle Fourteen, it was my nephew just now. Hongzhao said, and served the tea with both hands.

There must be something wrong with this tea. Absolutely not to drink.

Fourteen waved his hand, "It's okay! Uncle Fourteen doesn't mind." ”

A hint of loneliness flashed in Hongzhao's eyes, and his hand was slowly lowered. As a result, it seemed that his hands were tired, the cup was crooked, and the water was poured on the front of Fourteen's pants. It happens to be a sensitive place.

Both were dumbfounded. Hongzhao ran away, "I really didn't mean it this time, Uncle Fourteen." ”

Believe in you to have a ghost!

Fourteen exploded in an instant. Just as he was about to chase, Su Peisheng came to him, he was panting, "Fourteenth Master, hurry up, long live the Lord has announced." ”

Fourteen angrily took this evidence to the emperor, and as soon as he entered the hall, there were really many people inside.

After the fourteenth salute, the fourth master called out and asked, "How are you doing over there?"

Before he could speak, the ninth master put the fold in his hand and asked, "Fourteen, why did you pee your pants?"

Fourteen felt that Lao Jiu's mouth was really poisonous.

The fourth master glanced at Su Peisheng, and Su Peisheng decisively lowered his head.

The fourth master immediately realized that Hongzhao bullied the fourteenth very much.

"I took my clothes and changed them for him first. What has become of it?" the fourth master disliked.

Lin Yutong was taking the Geges around the palace, telling them to walk for an hour every day, and the thunder couldn't move. First of all, you have to train your body well.

Mama Yuan sent someone to say that the fourth elder brother had returned. After Lin Yutong dealt with the matter here, he hurriedly walked back.

Hongzhao really sat on the kang and ate snacks.

This leather child, when he is in front of him, he can't wait to fight three times a day, but when he is not in front of him, he still wants to.

"Let E-Niang see if she is doing well in Zhuangzi. Lin Yutong pulled Hongzhao to look at it rarely.

"Okay. "This kid is a bit heartless.

"I don't have a conscience, I don't think about Eniang at all. Lin Yutong nodded at Hongzhao's head.

Hongzhao smiled: "I think about it." It's just that Uncle Fourteen is so fun. "Without Uncle Fourteen, what should I play?

"Teasing your fourteenth uncle again?" Lin Yutong asked him with raised eyebrows.

Hongzhao quickly hugged his buttocks, "It's Uncle Fourteen who pees his pants by himself, but it's not bad for me." ”

"Your fourteenth uncle pees his pants?" Lin Yutong was startled. How do you pee on your pants?

A magical advertising slogan popped up in her head, 'Frequent urination, urgency, and endless urination'.

Something wrong with the prostate?

When the fourth master came back, Lin Yutong said tentatively: "Do you want to send a doctor to take a look at the fourteenth." ”

"Look at what?" the fourth master was still thinking about whether to use Nian Qianyao or not. The question was also a little absent-minded.

Lin Yutong can't say that his brother-in-law has such a problem. She sighed for a long time before saying: "After all, I live alone in Huangzhuang, if one of them can't be taken care of, we can't explain to Eniang." ”

What's wrong with living alone in Huangzhuang? Looking for a woman who can't do anything? Can't it? Is it still in the filial piety period?

But Lin Yutong said it so solemnly, there is always something inconvenient to say.

"Then call Huang Sheng to come here, do you have any advice?" said the fourth master, and glanced at Su Peisheng.

What makes her a little stumbling on herself?

The fourth master glanced at Lin Yutong, but wanted to see how she explained to the imperial doctor.

Huang Sheng came quickly, thinking that it was something wrong with the Long Live Lord. I made trouble for a long time to show the fourteenth master. This is easy.

"Let's take a look at any of the symptoms that are not easy to detect and that are difficult to talk about. Lin Yutong explained in a low voice.

Isn't this still a hidden disease?

Seeing Huang Sheng's surprised expression, the fourth master must have thought of a place with him.

Huang Sheng received the order and did not dare to delay and went to the Fourteenth Master's Mansion.

It's late. The Fourteenth Master and his own Fujin are going to rest. Although it is filial piety, it is good not to make children. These days are fading out of the birds. When I saw Fujin, I felt that I had become a rare beauty.

This just fell asleep, and it got a little interesting. But he said that the palace sent a doctor to show Fourteen.

The care of the palace, this is grace.

The two of them got up, and it turned out to be Huang Sheng. It's even more flattering.

Huang Sheng had a serious face, and he just checked his pulse for half an hour.

Fourteen thought he was terminally ill, but this time he really didn't make it.

Unexpectedly, Huang Sheng said calmly: "The Fourteenth Master has been a little hot recently......

Nonsense! The belly is full of fire that is tossed by Hiroaki!

"But it's spring, so you have to be careful with your foot. Huang Sheng said, and prescribed a prescription, "Soak it every night, insist on it for three months, and eradicate the roots." ”

As he spoke, he bowed his hand and took his leave.

Let's go?

Just gone?

Fourteen took the prescription in his hand, "Three watches in the middle of the night, come to the door to cure the grandfather's athlete's foot?"

Kid me, you!