"If you don't take the initiative to raise the price, it's because the people in the mountains are simple, and if you want to be rude, pure and lovely, is it because you are too poor to marry a daughter-in-law?" Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Guo Xiaoshuai at his feet was screaming in pain, and his body fell to the ground, bowed together, like a small shrimp.

The location where Su Lin and them hid just now, although it was some distance away from the place where these stupid thieves connected, but what kind of people were Su Lin and them, their ears were all trained, and they were naturally sensitive and abnormal, so it was very clear that they could listen to the content of their conversation.

When he heard that some of them liked Xiao Pojun, Su Lin was also angry.

What is the place of these bastards, who are not big or small, and I am the most handsome and attractive of the three?

Ahh

And Su Lin said it on the spot, and Xiao Pojun, who had recovered his memory, was also blushed by Su Lin's words.

"Hahahaha-!"

He laughed loudly and undisciplinedly, stretched out his hand, pinched Xiao Pojun's chin, and said affectionately: "Xiao Pojun, I can't imagine that you are so likable to men!

"Get out!"

Xiao Pojun shook off the undisciplined hand fiercely, with a look of disgust.

Su Lin attacked people, and they were generally more yin. At this time, Guo Xiaoshuai was kicked into the balls by Su Lin, holding his lower body and screaming, and he had no chance to explain at all.

Of course, he shouted so loudly because he wanted someone to hear it and come out to save them. It's a pity that not to mention that it's already the middle of the night, just in this barren mountains and mountains, even if it is broad daylight, no matter how loud he screams, no one will come to save his life.

In this deep mountain and old forest, where else will there be any human traces except rabbits?

Although Guo Dashuai and Guo Ershuai collapsed to the ground with weakness, Guo Xiaoshuai's terrible voice was still heard clearly in their ears, like a magic sound.

The only thing they can do is to move their bodies into the tent as much as possible, and chant the words while shrinking: "You can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me, you can't see me!"

"Yes, yes, yes. Guo Xiaoshuai nodded while crying. Although he felt that the excuse that Su Lin said was very bad, the other excuses he thought of were worse than what Su Lin said, so he could only agree with Su Lin's words: "This reason is this reason." The people in the mountains are poor, and my eldest brother is in his thirties and has not yet married a daughter-in-law, so he changed his sexual orientation, and when he saw Mrs. Xiaozheng's innocence, he wanted to get it.

This time it's really none of Su Lin's business, Xiao Pojun really couldn't listen to it, so he flew up and kicked on the fire, and then a burning firewood stick flew up with a "whoosh", and then smashed into Guo Xiaoshuai's crotch accurately.

Seeing that the burning burning stick was still burning in Guo Xiaoshuai's crotch, Su Lin and Pan Meng felt that their scalps were numb, and their bodies were shivering from the night wind.

It's obviously someone else's eggs that are burning, why are their own balls also twitching with bursts of convulsions?

"It's too ruthless, it's more ruthless than me!" Su Lin said in his heart.

The pan Meng on the side subconsciously moved away from Xiao Pojun, thinking that he had just touched Xiao Pojun, I don't know if he would also give his balls a stick.

At the same time, he was also glad in his heart that he didn't say that sentence.

Because Pan Meng was struggling just now, he didn't think about what expression he would use when he said this. He said to Xiao Pojun with a smile on his face: You kid is so charming, that bandit leader misses you.

still had a serious face, a grim expression, and said to Xiao Pojun with a little sadness: You kid is so charming, that bandit leader wants you.

If it were you, in which way would you say it?

Look at what a difficult technical task this is.

"Ahh

Su Lin kicked Guo Xiaoshuai's ass and scolded angrily: "Are you a fart? Is this painful or cool?"

"Cool, no, no, it hurts-help-help-help-killing. Guo Xiaoshuai shouted hoarsely. Obviously, the lethality of the burning stick kicked by Xiao Pojun is not low.

Su Lin glanced at everyone, then frowned and asked, "Do you smell anything burning?"

Su Lin squatted down, looked at Guo Xiaoshuai, and asked, "I actually want to ask you a few questions, as long as you answer honestly, I won't embarrass you!"

As he spoke, Su Lin stretched out his hand to hold the part of the burning stick and said, "In order to express my sincerity, I'll take this away first!"

"Take it away, take it away!"

"You've been thinking about it a long time ago, haven't you?" asked Su Lin with a smile.

"How do you know?" Guo Xiaoshuai asked with a sad face, holding his almost ripe balls.

"How do I know?" Surin sneered. "Please, I'm so handsome, and smart, I look like a good person. My friends who usually deal with me are all IQ below 70, and my opponents are all IQ higher than 100, okay?

Su Lin's words were too big and offended people, Xiao Pojun and Quan Meng on the side suddenly became angry, and said in unison: "Your IQ is only below seventy!"

"You are exceptional, you are exceptional!" Su Lin hurriedly said, at this time, he didn't want to cause infighting.

"I say this mainly to show my wisdom and martial arts - also, Wu Liao chats that her IQ must be lower than seventy, if you don't believe it, find her this time, you two go and test her"

Wu Liaoliao said that he was lying down.

But Pan Meng and Xiao Pojun's faces changed, and they quickly shook their heads, and went to talk to Wu Liao about measuring their IQ?

Su Lin looked at Guo Xiaoshuai again and said, "When I gave you an advance, I saw your greedy eyes. However, people are greedy, and this is understandable. Because I'm greedy, too, it's human nature. But you can carry the backpack behind me, but you pretend you can't do it - what is your purpose? I know it without you needing to tell you. Don't you just want us to put our backpacks on the road so that we can drain our physical strength? In this way, it will be much easier for you to do it in the second half of the night, right?"