Chapter 476: Fast, Ruthless, and Accurate

"That's right, readers who have read "Journey to the West" know that Tang Seng went to the West to learn scriptures, and the demons and monsters blocked him in every way along the way, and the main purpose of most monsters is to eat Tang Seng meat, this is because there is a beautiful legend in the mythological world, saying that eating Tang Seng meat can be immortal, so all the way to the west, nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, every monster encountered must arrest Tang Seng and eat. ”

"Then the question is, who ate Tang Seng's meat? The white bone spirit that was beaten three times? I call you, do you dare to agree to the Golden Horn and Silver Horn King? Rulai's 'uncle' Dapeng Golden Winged Eagle? Professor Chen, can you answer my question? Who ate Tang Seng's meat? Or rather, bit off a piece of meat from Tang Seng with his own mouth?" Wang Qian mentioned to Chen Yunhong.

The audience at the scene couldn't help but start discussing, Wang Qian's question was very interesting! It seems to be ...... No one in my memory has managed to eat Tang Seng's meat, right? Every time the monster eats Tang Seng, he is rescued by a monkey!

"Is it interesting for you to ask questions and set traps? Tang Seng went to the west to learn scriptures, and it was difficult to travel all the way to the west, although he was caught by monsters many times, but he was rescued by Sun Monkey, and no one had bitten off a piece of meat from Tang Seng, so your question is very boring, not who ate Tang Seng's meat, but who didn't eat Tang Seng's meat!" Chen Yunhong immediately replied to Wang Qian.

"Professor Chen, are you so sure?" said Wang Qian.

"Of course!" Chen Yunhong looked arrogant.

"It seems that Professor Chen's fifty years of research on "Journey to the West" is nothing more than that, and it is not as good as my understanding of "Journey to the West"! I don't even know who in "Journey to the West" has bitten off a piece of meat from Tang Seng...... Just now you asked me what is the real culture of China? Is it "Journey to the West"? And asked me if I understand "Journey to the West"? I think I at least know better than you. Wang Qian opened his mouth.

"Nonsense! I have memorized a few copies of "Journey to the West"! How can anyone have bitten off a piece of meat from Tang Seng? Don't say it as a layman like you, it's embarrassing!" Chen Yunhong was so angry by Wang Qian's words that his face was red and his neck was thick. The study of "Journey to the West" is a label on him, no one in China dares to say in front of him that he knows and understands "Journey to the West" better than him, Wang Qian is simply ashamed to say a few words just now, and he dares to provoke him in the field he is best at and most proud!

"Oh? If I can say that someone in Journey to the West has bitten off a piece of meat from Tang Seng, should Professor Chen retract what he said earlier? Admit that there are people in this world, such as me, who know more about Journey to the West and Chinese culture than you?

"Okay! If you can say that anyone in "Journey to the West" has bitten off a piece of meat from Tang Seng, I will retract what I just said! Admit that you know more about "Journey to the West" and Chinese culture! But what if you can't? If you can't, you must publicly apologize to the public for your frivolous attitude! In the future, stop swaggering and deceiving everywhere, falsely claiming that you are a representative figure of spreading Chinese culture to the Western world, be honest, be modest and prudent, and bow your head to learn Chinese culture from us old-timers!" Chen Yunhong replied to Wang Qian loudly.

"Okay, I'll tell the audience and friends now, in "Journey to the West", who bit off a piece of meat from Tang Seng's body, Professor Chen, you also have to listen to it with an open mind, don't think that you know how much you know about "Journey to the West", there are still many things you don't understand!" Wang Qian continued.

"You!" Chen Yunhong was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, but under the host's signal, he still suppressed the anger in his heart, wanting to hear how Wang Qian made up his 'lies', in Chen Yunhong's memory, no one really bit a piece of meat from Tang Seng's body!

"It's not these monsters who have cultivated to perfection and are blessed with magic weapons at all that eat Tang Seng's meat, but an ordinary mortal. Who is he (she)?who?who??who?" Wang Qian began his narration, and the camera lenses at the scene were all directed at Wang Qian, and the audience, the host, and the guests all looked at Wang Qian together.

The answer is: Tang Seng is his own mother. Wang Qian revealed the answer.

The glasses of the audience waiting for the answer, the host and the guests fell to the ground.

Could it be that his own mother ate the placenta after giving birth to him? This doesn't seem to be mentioned in ...... "Journey to the West", right?

"As the saying goes, tigers don't eat their children, what a twisty and bizarre, sad and painful story it will be for a mother to eat her son's meat!"

"That year, Tang Taizong and Wei Zheng discussed that life was too lonely, let's recruit some fresh meat to play together! Then a young man named Chen Guangrui was called by the times to come to Chang'an, and won the honorary title of 'Golden Branch Champion' through layers of selection. Wang Qian continued to explain, and his style of telling ancient stories in modern language suddenly made the audience burst into laughter.

Soon someone recalled that when Wang Qian was talking about the Three Kingdoms in the past, he was also in this style!

"When Chen Guangrui followed the ancient routine, when the new champion rode a horse to the street, he was also hit by the hydrangea of the prime minister's daughter, and then the two immediately became married and gave birth to a child in the cave...... At this time, Tang Taizong was also very satisfied with the good drama of this talented and beautiful man directed by himself, and decided to add a perfect ending: Chen Guangrui was appointed as the governor of Jiangzhou, and the governor and his wife lived a happy life from then on. ”

"But, all of this didn't!

The audience, the host, the guests, and even Chen Yunhong himself were all attracted by Wang Qian's explanation, and the people who have been hosts and directors are different! Storytelling is so attractive.

"After the official was sealed, Lord Chen Zhou took his wife to Jiangzhou to take office, but when he crossed the river by boat, the old driver who drove the boat saw the beautiful Mrs. Chen, and he killed the Lord of Chen Zhou and forcibly occupied Mrs. Chen, Mrs. Chen was so sad that she immediately wanted to jump into the river and go with her husband......"

"But she can't!"

"Because she's pregnant. ”

"Yes! At this moment, the child in Mrs. Chen's womb is: Tang Seng!"

The lady endured the humiliation and burden, but gave birth to the child but was worried that the child would be hurt by the old driver and would not grow up smoothly, so she decided to put him in the river and go downstream, hoping that someone would adopt him and avenge his father when he grew up. ”

Mrs. Chen thought about how to recognize her son Tang Seng in the future? The wise lady bit her finger and wrote a blood letter and put it in the baby's swaddling clothes as a token, but after thinking about it, she still felt that it was not safe enough, and it was more reliable to leave a direct mark on the child's body than the objects that might be lost. ”

So the scene of crying ghosts and gods and making a group of monsters drool came to the scene. ”

Mrs. Chen gazed affectionately at Tang Seng, who was still a baby at this time, affectionately stroked his left foot, and then slowly put it to her mouth and bit off a little finger of Tang Seng's baby's left foot!

"Don't think I'm making it up, the original text of "Journey to the West" is written like this: But I'm afraid it will be difficult to recognize, that is, bite my finger, write a piece of blood paper, and prepare the names of my parents and the reason for my feet. He also took a little finger on his left foot and bit it off with his mouth, so that he could remember it. ”

"Please see clearly, it was not a scar on Xiao Xuanzang's body, but a small toe that was bitten off!

"I think Miss Yin has no other way, other marks may disappear, bite off a toe, this will definitely not be changed, so that we can recognize each other in the future. Poor little Xuanzang was born only three days ago, and he was bitten off a toe by his own mother, and since then Tang Seng has only nine toes left, and his limbs are incomplete. ”

"On the way to learn the scriptures, there are many demons who want to eat Tang Seng meat, but the only one who has tasted Tang Seng meat is his biological mother. Professor Chen has memorized "Journey to the West" very well, so he should remember this description, right? What I said is the truth?" Wang Qian looked at Chen Yunhong.

Chen Yunhong's face was red, and he couldn't say a word for a long time, others didn't know, but he had studied "Journey to the West" for fifty years, and of course he remembered that there was such a plot in the book, but before Wang Qian revealed the answer, how could he think of successfully eating Tang monk's meat...... Will it be Tang Seng's own mother?

Biting off Tang Seng's toes as a token is also considered ...... Biting off a piece of meat on Tang Seng's body?

True!

The host, the audience and other guests looked at Chen Yunhong together, and after seeing his expression, they were convinced that this paragraph did exist in the book.

I heard that the battle Wang is not easy to provoke, but I didn't expect Chen Yunhong to touch the stone with an egg, but he was slapped in the face on the spot, and the beating was fast, ruthless and accurate, I really felt a pain in the face for Chen Yunhong!

"It turns out that the stone beast is also a swaggering master!"

"The stone called the beast and ridiculed Wang Qian for not understanding "Journey to the West", and the result was a question that proved that Wang Qian knew "Journey to the West" better than him!"

"Who can't be provoked by the stone beast? You have to provoke the battle Wang, this kick is on the stone slab, right?"

The audience saw this scene and discussed a lot, and Chen Yunhong's image as a professor and expert collapsed overnight.

However, Wang Qian did not stop his story, he had to slap his face completely, and after slapping the left cheek, how could he let go of the right cheek?

"But what about the whole thing, what is really scary is not that the only thing that has eaten Tang Seng's meat is his biological mother, but the ending of his biological mother. ”

After Tang Seng grew up, he recognized his mother, Liu Hong, the enemy who killed his father, was able to subdue the law, and his father Chen Guangrui was also resurrected and returned to Yang. The story should have been a happy ending here, but when the author explained the personal ending later, Tang Seng continued to practice, Chen Guangrui was reused by Tang Wang, and Tang Seng's mother Yin Wenjiao?

"The original words in the book are: Later, Miss Yin committed suicide calmly after all."

According to people's concepts at the time, although she was occupied by Liu Hong for more than ten years, although it was not voluntary, it was a fact that her body was not innocent, and she could only be washed away by death. When the author wrote this, he was full of praise, and seemed to appreciate Miss Yin's well-known honor and disgrace. ”

"Every time I see the words 'calmly,' I feel a chill in my heart! This represents the culture of our country? A woman was taken captive by the robbers, and she endured serving by the robbers' side for decades just to avenge her husband, and after the great revenge was avenged, she had to 'calmly commit suicide' to maintain her chastity! Only in this way can she win the praise of the author and future generations!"

"Is this what Professor Chen claims to be our Chinese culture?"

"To whom are we going to spread this culture?"

"Such feudal dross is brought to the world, and he is not afraid of being ridiculed?"