Chapter 187: The King of Eager Poetry
The poets of the North Korean team meditated and pondered, Jin Babu's eyes turned to think about countermeasures, and his strongest Han Yuanjun was the leader of a sect of grandmasters, this kind of pre-game game, he never participated, just closed his eyes on the sidelines to recuperate.
After discussion, Jin Babu, as the captain, also formulated a countermeasure, picked up a fallen leaf from the ground, with a very chic posture, and said with a smile:
"This number question, we have the title ~~One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces~~"
Hearing the sound from the loudspeaker, Ji Qiaoqiao, who was next to the sink, couldn't help but laugh:
"These North Koreans are too timid, for fear that they won't be able to come out, so they even stuffed four numbers in one sentence. ”
Su Huai couldn't cry or laugh, this topic is too utilitarian, it is really the style of the North Koreans, and they will do whatever it takes to win.
The two of them felt bored, but the Hai brother Gu Rang and others on the occasion were like great enemies, and their thoughts were the same as those analyzed by all parties, and they all felt that the dozen questions were too difficult, and they also decided to give up and stuff the problems to the North Korean team.
So everyone discussed, and Brother Hai stepped forward and read directly: "We will take the second sentence, five, six, seven, or eight...... The latter is abandoned. "Let you count to ten, but I don't believe you can pick up this poem and make it a limerick, which makes people laugh and morale is gone.
Unlike the previous games, this time the Huaxia team gave up, no one absolutely did anything wrong with them, everyone felt that it was the Japanese referee who made it difficult for the two teams, not the Chinese team's tricks.
However, at this moment, the problem was thrown to the North Korean team, and the North Korean audience was already nervous, although among the five scenes, the poetry link of the wine pavilion was the least important, but if they lost to the Huaxia team, then they would never accept it in their hearts.
The first two sentences are like this, and this poem can't become a poem. ”
"yes...... It's awkward to count the lights. “
I just watched the poets of the North Korean team discuss for a while, and then the tall and thin Jin Babu stood up and said leisurely:
"One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, five pieces, six pieces, seven or eight pieces, nine pieces, ten pieces, and ......"
Ten numbers are all together, but they have become pure limericks...... The Japanese referee's goal of humiliating both teams was achieved.
But just when the audience thought so, he saw that Jin Babu was not in a hurry, looked at the reeds on the side of the boulevard next to him, and slowly sang:
"I can't see ...... when I fly into the reeds"
As soon as this poem came out, the previous seemingly funny sentences became very meaningful, and everyone applauded: "What a poem!" ”
"Mr. Kim deserves to be the king of the four great poets of North Korea~!"
"Awesome......"
The Chinese audience is also smacking, the North Korean team is really the favorite of this year, the strength is really extraordinary, the strongest North Korea's first poet king - Han Yuanjun has not yet appeared, Jin Babu can actually pick up such a difficult number poem.
They counted to ten...... is also created so cleverly, then if the Huaxia team wants to win, it must at least count to hundreds......
At this moment, the Chinese team panicked, but the Japanese referee Zhang calmly announced at this time: "This poem, the North Korean team is rated C...... Now when it comes to the Chinese team. There was an uproar!
That's too low, isn't it...... C-grade!?The Japanese team's poetry is a first-class every time? This is clearly a humiliation of the rival North Korean team!
The North Korean audience at the scene all scolded: "little devil is too much of a thing!"
"That's it, it's clear that the points are deliberately deducted!"
"Such a difficult question, so beautiful, that it was only given a grade C?"
When the North Korean audience scolded again and again, Gu Rang, Hai Ge and others were anxious, and it was their turn, but they couldn't catch it, but they were afraid that they wouldn't be rated D-grade.
Just thinking about it, Jin Babu rolled his eyes and suddenly announced: "Let's just give up receiving poems, and the Huaxia team will come up with the questions and receive poems by themselves." ”
The Japanese referee did this, obviously trying to provoke the North Korean team, but the North Korean team was all old fritters, so they didn't get angry at all, they simply didn't answer a word, and directly gave up expressing their protests, just look at the Huaxia team doing it themselves.
In the joint live broadcast room, the hostess was surprised: "I didn't expect the North Korean team to get such a bad result, and they actually gave up? Do they believe that the Huaxia team will receive even worse?"
Chairman Park shook his head next to him and sighed: "There is no way, this is the referee deliberately making things difficult, and it is meaningless to be reckless." ”
However, Nishiki Orichi smiled faintly: "I can't say that, if it is the Japanese team, I will definitely not give up, and I will strive for better results...... The Taishan Poetry Society is not a purely competitive competition, but also a process of poets' enlightenment, and I think this is the gap between Japanese poets and poets from other countries. ”
When Nishiki said this, Chairman Park and Zheng Hua's faces changed, but there was nothing they could do.
The "poets of flowers and birds" are qualified to say such things...... Who made the Japanese team the champion of the Taishan Poetry Club for five consecutive years?
Su Huai and Gu Rang were also panicked, originally they hoped that the North Korean team would be provoked and take their questions hard, at least if they lost, they could say that the other party was making things difficult, but they gave up without answering a word and threw the problem directly to them.
"What should I do?"
"It's only three minutes, let's find Xiao Su. ”
"Right, right...... Let's find Mr. Xiao Su. ”
Brother Hai, Gu Rang and the two of them hurriedly ran to Su Huai, who was resting in the sink behind, and asked for help with a bitter face: "Xiao Su, you should come to this question." Ren Na also followed and said: "Su nerd, you should go out and kill these Japanese prestige!"
Su Huai was being massaged and enjoyed by Ji Qiaoqiao, and he frowned when he heard this, damn it...... Don't you see that I'm a patient!? Altitude sickness is fatal! Can't you let me enjoy more physical therapy!?
What could I do, who made me the captain...... It's still up to me at the critical moment.
Number poems, I have a lot of things in my head, it's not that there are more than ten, even if you use ten to count, it's easy to win them, but if you want to convince the other party, you still have to have a larger number...... lest they be too low in culture to understand it.
Ji Qiaoqiao saw him bowing his head and pondering, and said with a slight smile: "Brother Xiao Su, do you want me to come out, I have a dozen poems, it should not be difficult to win them." ”
"Dozens of poems, I have a ...... here But it's still a bit bigger. Su Huai muttered.
Brother Hai and Gu Rang both glanced at each other, and secretly said in their hearts, you two little monsters, such an important game, you are still understated, you can count to ten, you can win, it's not enough.
It's just three minutes, do you still want to make poems on the spot?