Chapter 1128: You're Born a Joke
"Did I say your brain is in water...... Could it be that you have ambition...... Is that proof of your charisma?"
Xia Xue'er couldn't help but laugh a little out of breath when he saw Jiang Fan's embarrassing scene, he felt that this was the funniest thing he had ever seen in his life, Jiang Fan never thought that the beauty would be so strong, at this moment he could only choose to turn a blind eye in the face of Xia Xue'er's ridicule of himself, and he sat back in his seat depressed.
Jiang Fan...... Ha ha...... You're really going to laugh at me, how did you just off people! Tell your sister and make her laugh again...... Haha......"
"Can you not gloat at this point? You just got into the water in your brain, I just said to her, beauty, I see that your Yin Tang is black, I am afraid that there is a bad omen! Isn't this a frequent episode in TV dramas?
That's how it's usually accosted.,According to common sense, after I said this.,That beauty should ask me where I am.,And then ask her what bad omen she is.,See if there's any way to crack it.,And then for the convenience of contact, I asked for my mobile phone number or something.。
But I didn't expect this beauty to be very special, I just said such a sentence in front of her, is she so fierce to me? Just stretched out her fist to hit me, fortunately I dodged quickly, otherwise my handsome face would be unlucky!"
"Hahahaha...... Hahahaha...... Jiang Fan: I said, are you born to be a joke! Are you specially accompanying me over today to be funny? Do you really say this to other beauties? Let me tell you, if you say this, it is considered light for people to directly hit you with their fists, and if it were me, I would definitely come up and handpen you! Hahahaha......
After Xia Xue'er heard Jiang Fan's words, she laughed again, probably because her stomach hurt from laughing, and she covered her stomach with her hands.
"Don't laugh, okay! Is it really that ridiculous, do you know that you look very stupid when you laugh now, pay attention to your image? I don't think this kind of thing is funny at all, and I don't know what that woman thinks, she is so ignorant of amorous feelings, it's just a superb!"
"Okay, I'm not going to laugh at you now, but your brain looks really rusty, and you don't want to look at who is holding the tournament now, this tournament is not open to the public, which means that if you have nothing to do with the people who are playing, you can't come in.
But if more than 70 percent of the people who can come in are either public security personnel or army personnel, do you think that such a woman can be the same as the delicate girls you usually come into contact with? Do you look at the parents quite quietly? But I can tell you that you should take it easy here, maybe any of the female comrades present said that they could knock you down, and I would be the only one who laughed at you when the time came. ”
Xia Xue'er said to Jiang Fan with a smile. After listening to Xia Xue'er's words, Jiang Fan looked around the audience again, and he found that many people came one after another, and now there must be almost Xiaoqian!
"It's not a weekend, is it? Why are so many people here? Aren't you usually too busy to get out? How can you talk about being so idle? You see there weren't many people when we came, and now the seats are all full. ”
Jiang Fan asked towards Xia Xue'er.
"I feel a little sad when you mention this topic, in fact, our work is really busy, but not everyone is so busy, there will be more than ten very idle people in each unit, I think you should understand the Tao!
They are all related to their superiors, and they have never undergone any special training, and when they have had enough, they directly rely on their relatives and family members to find a position in the unit, and report on time every day, and even some reports are not reported, of course, this is only a minority.
We can't be the master of this, but you can bring relatives in this competition, so many people called his seven aunts and eight aunts to watch the game, and there were naturally more people, and there were other people in the bureau who came in through the back door, and you can see that they are from the Ministry of Environmental Protection from the uniforms they wear. ”
Jiang Fan can fully understand Xia Xue'er's mood, sometimes it is really unfair to think about it, because after all, he can work in the unit, and he has worked hard to lay the foundation for several years.
But it is naturally uncomfortable to see other people who can rise to prominence or even achieve a higher position than themselves by relying on their own family relationships, but these things are really not something that you can control, and all you can do is to do your own thing, step by step, and continue to move forward.
What's more, the state unit is the envy of many people, and the work in this unit is face-saving, and the welfare benefits are also good, at least there is security after getting old, isn't it? Such a good position, those who have connections naturally want to arrange their own offspring in.
After a while, a middle-aged man wearing a sportswear and a competition sign appeared in the center of the competition venue.
"You see that middle-aged man in a tracksuit in that field! ”
Xia Xue'er said to Jiang Fan. Not long after Captain Wang appeared, Tang Shaohui's father, who is the director of their police station, also walked to the competition venue, he was also wearing a sportswear, and there was a sign of the game on his chest, and he knew from his dress that he was also going to participate in the competition.
"You see these two are over fifty years old, right? How can they compete with young people? Is there a hard and fast rule?"
Jiang Fan asked suspiciously.
"You don't know this, as a leader of a unit, it is natural to set an example, whether he has the strength or not, at least he has to take the lead, besides, this competition is also very important, after all, he has a lot of influence.
And such games are usually covered by sports, and if they are reported, the first to report must be the leaders here, so these leaders will definitely appear at the venue, even if he doesn't play in the end, but at the beginning of the game, none of them will be absent.
It is very likely that you will see the faces of these leaders in tomorrow's sports news, basically praising them for their agelessness, active work, and good leadership, and then the people are lucky and proud to have such good leaders as them, etc. ”
Xia Xue'er said to Jiang Fan with disdain, in fact, he hated this kind of thing very much in his heart.