Chapter 287: He's Always So Funny
On January 25, the Beverly Hills Hilton welcomed the 61st annual Golden Globe Awards, which was again broadcast live on NBC this year, and hundreds of millions of viewers in more than 160 countries and territories tuned in to watch the event.
The security and confidentiality of this year's Golden Globe Awards continue to be tight, whether it is the Hilton Hotel or the award-winning envelopes, but the media and the public do not think that there will be any suspense in the final list of winners, almost everyone's predictions in advance are consistent, "Lord of the Rings 3", Charliz Theron, Sean Penn. Despite this, the star-studded Golden Globe Awards are still very eye-catching.
Movie fans can find stars of different ages on the nomination list, award presenter list, red carpet, Jack Nicholson, Diane Keaton, Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe, Charliz Theron, Nicole Kidman, Scarlett Johansson, Natalie Portman, ...... There is also Wang Yang and Jessica, a super popular fiancé.
"Jan, Jesse, hey, wow, what a shiny ring. ”
The 3,000-square-meter red carpet was full of people, and the celebrities who came there may be different celebrities every year, but the lively scene was as good as ever, especially without the shadow of war. On the red carpet outside the hotel with the "GOLDEN-GLOBE-AARDS" sign, handsome and beautiful celebrities take pictures, give interviews, and talk, and photojournalists, NBC and other interview teams are busy, looking for focus and digging for news.
Last year, with "District 9" and "The Hangover", Magic Young, who had four individual nominations for film awards, was the focus of attention, but this year it was only a supporting role, without any individual nominations for film awards, only one TV award for "Best TV Series in the Drama category ("Prison Break"), so it didn't attract so much attention, and the flash it attracted was more gossip tidbits, of course, because of marriage.
But at this time, it was not the reporter who stopped the two, but Natalie, who was wearing a black evening dress and had a cold temperament, she walked over with a smile on her face, said hello and was immediately "flashed" by the bright diamond ring on Jessica's left hand, knowing that it was an engagement ring, she sighed and smiled: "Wow! What a shining ring!"
"Thank you. Jessica, who was dressed in a white half-shoulder evening dress, immediately thanked happily, her brown hair was combed into a high upturned ponytail, her hair was all tied up to reveal her forehead, and she wore round earrings in both ears, showing the heroic and confident side of her temperament, and her smile was still so sweet. Listening to this compliment, she naturally raised her left hand and glanced at Wang Yang next to her happily.
There are all kinds of women's evening dresses, Wang Yanglei couldn't help but wear a black suit, white shirt and black tie, his tall and generous figure and his charming appearance after makeup did not ruin the title of "idol director" for the time being, but ruined the "BABY director", is there such a tough and big baby? The screams of the fans just now are a good proof, if they didn't scream at Jessica.
"Your man looks so good!" Natalie was very appreciative, she looked Wang Yang up and down a few times, and smiled: "Cool! But I have a question, is his wardrobe all black ties? I swear! I've never seen him wear any other color." ”
"I don't dare. Before Jessica could reply, Wang Yang twisted his black tie and smiled, looking at the crowd around him: "I'm afraid of 'The-same-colour' with others, oh my God, why do you use black...... I knew that I would have chosen the transparent one. The trio chuckled a few times, and then they saw Rachel McAdams, one of the presenters tonight, smiling from not far away in a purple evening dress.
Seeing a few people, Rachel quickened her pace, greeted and smiled, "Hey, Natalie, Jesse, what a shiny ring...... And look at this young, handsome Jan, who has come to receive awards again. Natalie covered her mouth funny, Jessica looked at him with a smile, and Wang Yang, who was teased, said: "It seems that Rachel has read the list of winners?" Rachel nodded and smiled with a look of "of course": "In the morning, it's in the newspaper." ”
"Actually, I don't have to watch it, I know the results of the best TV series in the drama category. Rachel looked at the surroundings and continued to smile: "As a TV fan who has watched TV for so many years, this year's award must be given to "Prison Break", otherwise I don't want to come." Natalie also nodded and said: ""Prison Break", of course "Prison Break", you tell why it is not?" Wang Yang thanked again and again: "Thank you for your compliment, I have to say that I enjoy it." Rachel smiled, "Jan, you'll definitely be able to hand over the award to yourself tonight!"
Everyone chuckled, because the guest of honor for the award for the best TV series in the drama category tonight is Wang Yang, who is the nominee and serves as the award presenter at the same time, but it is a different award;
"It's funny!" When a few staff members walked over and thought about the scene on the stage, Wang Yang couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile: "But that's for the audience." I regret it a little, I don't know why I agreed, no matter what the result is, it will be embarrassing! If it weren't for "Prison Break", the winner was announcing the award, Wang Yang stood next to him and kept smiling, a fool; if so, people would think, oh, really? Did he mispronounce it on purpose...... Then Wang Yang wanted to thank excitedly, a fool. ”
At this time, Scarlett Johansson, who was wearing a pale yellow wrap-breasted evening dress on the red carpet in the distance, walked gracefully, and her appearance immediately provoked the reporters to burst into flashlights, and fans shouted: "Scarlett!", "Scarlett, come here to sign autographs!" Scarlett Johansson responded with a POSE look, and threw an exaggerated kiss at the reporters with a smile.
"Why do you say yes? You can't back down now. Natalie curled the corners of her mouth with a wicked smile as if she was going to make a fool of herself tonight, and Rachel nodded and smiled, "Yes, he can't." Jessica laughed, "He won't!" Wang Yang scratched his forehead and said, "Well, I won't." In fact, I'm ready to go, and you're going to see me come with the Oscars for Sesame Street......"
Oscar is a character in the children's puppet show "Sesame Street", a resident with a more stinky temper. Wang Yang pretended to be wearing Oscar puppet gloves, his left palm kept opening and closing, and he learned to dub in a strange voice: "Hey, everyone, this is Wang Yang, I'm Oscar, I! I want to kick his ass......"
"Haha!" The three beautiful women were all amused, Jessica laughed unabashedly, showing two rows of teeth, and her eyes were crooked; Rachel's sweetness was not inferior to that of the sweetheart angel next to her, and the dimples on both sides were intoxicating, she smiled and pursed her lips; Natalie stared at him with a wooden face at first, and when she heard the last sentence, she couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the laughter was the loudest: "Hahaha!"
Scarlett, who had just walked over, saw their happy appearance, and immediately smiled playfully, and greeted, "Hey, guys, what's wrong?" Some photographers have noticed that the telephoto camera is shooting these smiles at the best angle, and the film crew doing the interview over there seems to be coming soon.
"Hey!haha......" Several beauties greeted Scarlett, Wang Yang saw that something was wrong, and didn't want to be entangled by those interviews, so he said in an oh voice: "Guys, I'm mistaken! Tonight is the Golden Globe Awards, not the Oscars!" Jessica, Natalie, and Rachel understood the true meaning of his "Sesame Street" joke, and the decibel of laughter suddenly increased, Wang Yang made a gesture of taking off the Oscar puppet gloves and throwing them away, and said with a smile: "Ladies, you talk, I have to prepare again, and I will go into battle instead." Oh, I was thinking how the Oscars could have TV awards......"
In the midst of the chuckles of several women, he opened and closed his left palm a few more times, and learned to dub in a fierce voice: "You look down on TV shows!? And this is a Golden Globe, not a Grammy! You should let the sweet monster come here!OK, OK...... 'We want cookies!'"
"Hahaha!" Wang Yang over there gradually walked away, but several women still smiled, and Scarlett had to laugh a little inexplicably, as if she didn't understand; although it was not strange, the three beauties who laughed just now admired his ability to tell jokes casually, which is probably called humor. Naturally, the characters of "Sesame Street" are also the characters of "Sesame Street", the passionate and stinky Pig likes to sing the most, but the result is that everyone is in pain, "we want e-ant-cookies" is the mantra of Sweet Cake, he likes sweets the most, and the Golden Globe Awards are held in the form of a dinner ceremony.
"He's always that funny, isn't he?" Natalie laughed, glancing at the diamond ring in Jessica's hand without realizing it, this guy must be full of joy and boredom every day with him? Rachel next to her smiled and nodded, agreeing, "yes, he's always so funny." She subconsciously looked at the diamond ring on Jessica's hand, Jesse and Jan must be happy and sweet every day, boring? out of breath? Those gossip magazines are so...... "Yes! Jan is really funny." Scarlett, who didn't think much about it, echoed her, she looked at Jessica, looked at the diamond ring, and when the wedding was approaching, she congratulated again and smiled: "Jesse, congratulations! You have found a very, very perfect man, which is really enviable!"
Seeing Natalie and Rachel really envious, with different eyes, it seemed to be the kind of "why isn't he mine?" envy, and Scarlett's "I also have a man who is so good in all aspects", Jessica didn't know what her mood was, and she felt very lucky and happy in her heart: "I'm sorry everyone, this man is mine!" When she thought that she was going to San Francisco to register tomorrow, she was so sweet that her whole person was about to melt, and her chest felt a little breathless, and she smiled: "Thank you! ”
"Where are you going for your honeymoon?"
It's really interesting to make a beautiful woman laugh, but if you don't know each other very well, she has a boyfriend, and her boyfriend has to stand next to her, Wang Yang won't be very interesting, and he hugged Charlize Theron very seriously, and said with a smile: "Charlize, your performance in "The Female Devil" is really great, congratulations on winning the Golden Globe Award." Charlize, who was holding her boyfriend Stuart Townsend in one hand and a silver handbag in the other, sighed in surprise and smiled, "Thank you! But don't say that......"
"The winner of the award for Best Supporting Actor in a Film was...... Tim Robbins, "Mystic River" ”
"The winner of the award for Best Supporting Actress in a Film was...... Renee Zellweger, Cold Mountain!"
The Hilton Hotel resounded with bursts of applause and cheers, the 61st Golden Globe Awards ceremony has begun, celebrities and celebrities are eating a sumptuous dinner, while paying attention to the situation on the stage, and people continue to surprise people on stage to receive awards or awards.
This is the first time Meryl Streep has sat here, she just won another Best Supporting Actress award last year, and this year she is competing for Best Actress in a Musical/Comedy, she chats happily with her old friends at the same table, clapping from time to time, very calmly; With these laughter and applause, he felt very nervous and uncomfortable, and something was wrong with his body.
"Whew!" Seeing Sarah Jessica Parker win the Best Musical/Comedy Series Actress Award for "** City", Wang Yang stood up and applauded vigorously, if nothing else, he respected her superb acting skills, and he saluted her for giving Robert Downey Jr. seven years; This is the third time that the two have sat here hand in hand, and they were a little nervous at the beginning of attending the MTV Awards and Oscars, but after a few years, he has been holding a party for himself.
Tonight was a night of no suspense, with awards and media predictions barely different, with Best Musical/Comedy Series going to The Office and Best Movie Series Series being Angels in America, with Meryl Streep winning Best TV Movie Actress in one fell swoop...... After Jeffrey Wright took home Best Supporting Actor in a TV Movie, it came to Best Drama Series.
This award is equal to the best feature film of the film award, and it can be said that it is the most watched TV award, "24", "Crime Scene Investigation", "Prison Break", "Six Feet Under" and "White House" compete together, and the guest of honor presented this award is ...... "Huhuhu!!" The banquet hall applauded thunderously, and there was loud laughter and cheers, everyone warmly welcomed the "guest host" out, and the number of viewers monitored by Nielsen also suddenly rose, and there were rare highlights in the TV awards. One of the most interesting and funny award presenters among the audience. On the TV screens of thousands of households, I saw a smiling Wang Yang confidently walking out of the side of the stage with an envelope in his hand and coming to the microphone in the center of the stage.
"Magic Yang is out!" Will he have any new quotations and jokes this time? The die-hard fans in front of the TV, Evelyn, Claire and others are very excited, and countless ordinary fans and audiences are also very interested, and at the same time, as a director, he has become the best director, and at the same time, he has become a stage comedian, and there is only this magical BABY.
Hilton Hotel, Wang Yang, who came to the center of the stage, helped the microphone, and the situation of "laughing before speaking" happened in the audience, and many people couldn't help but laugh softly when they saw him, perhaps remembering the jokes of Magic Yang before. I don't know when it started, with this joyful effect, Wang Yang looked at the crowd in suits and evening dresses in the audience, a table was full of seats, took a deep breath and said: "Please, don't be like this, let me ...... I felt a lot of pressure, very much. (I-feel-stressed-out,Very-much。 )”
"Haha. "Hehe!" Everyone naturally didn't believe that he had any pressure, but this opening joke made them feel no pressure, and a few people burst into laughter in the laughter, remembering his "Sesame Street" on the red carpet in the afternoon, Natalie, Rachel and Jessica couldn't help but laugh, where are the sweet monsters?
"OK, it's time again for the annual Golden Globe Awards, Best Drama Series. Wang Yang raised the envelope in his hand, this time the organizer gave him a lot more stage time than usual, so to make a long story short, he smiled: "It's a great honor to be able to participate in the competition for this award, and it's even more honorable to be able to present this award!" He paused and said: "At least I made sure that I could touch the trophy, but there were three people in the audience, or four, and I didn't have the opportunity to touch it on this stage tonight." ”
"Hahaha!" For a while, everyone's laughter suddenly broke out, and the on-site screen camera immediately cleverly swept to Joel Suno, the founder and executive producer of "24", and Jerry Bruckheimer, who received the award on behalf of the host, and saw that they were all smiling, accepting the jokes of competitors and guests, Wang Yang smiled and said: "It feels really good." ”
Under the smiles of everyone at the banquet and the countless viewers in front of the TV, Wang Yang glanced at Jessica who was smiling over there, and continued to say seriously, as if relaxed: "The joke just now is dedicated to the 1,200 (One-To-Zero-Zero) audience at the scene. He read Zero aloud and continued, "And the 1,200 people in front of the TV, thank you!"
"Hehe!" Seeing Wang Yang's funny appearance suddenly stunned, the 1,200 audience members in the banquet hall suddenly burst into laughter, followed by "pop" applause, he still only read two Zeros, 1,200 TV viewers? Joke that no one watches the Golden Globe Awards? No one watches the Golden Globe TV awards? Or is it the ratings of the live broadcaster NBC? But "Prison Break" is NBC's new trump card.
"No, I'm going to say, ten million (Ten-million) live audience. In the continuous laughter of everyone, Wang Yang helplessly lifted the envelope and spread out his hands: "I said, I feel a lot of pressure! Always say the wrong words and offend people......" He stood straight and quiet with his hands down, and when the laughter in the audience gradually stopped, he suddenly said in a faint tone: "Please, don't cut our episodes." Zero、Zero、Zero、Zero、Zero…… Is that enough, how many do you want?"
"Haha!!" With his last words, the banquet hall burst into laughter and applause, and the 10 million or 20 million viewers in front of the TV all laughed, everyone knew that no matter how sarcastic and fun Magic Young tried to make fun of NBC, NBC would not be willing to cut "Prison Break".
On the stage of the TV screen, Wang Yang, who was smiling, officially lifted the envelope and said: "They are all excellent dramas with a lot of Zero, let's take a look at the list of nominees." ”
(To be continued)