The word "Shock" is a fitting description of His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu's new eye book. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Whether it is governments or netizens, when they see that news, they all have a feeling that they are hallucinating.

After netizens confirmed it again and again, the first question was: When did Japan release the people, when did they release them, how did they release them, and why didn't they get the news?

This kind of big thing, even if the Japanese side chooses to handle it in a low-key manner because of its own face. But how is it possible that the media in New Tuvalu, and in other countries, say nothing?

The second question is why His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu is so cautious?

TC Holographic Technology Co., Ltd. and Wenner Co., Ltd. have cooperated to develop personal computers for such a long time, which can be said to be the most advanced personal computer products of this era. If it weren't for stocking, a sales miracle would have been created a month or two ago.

And the world's first personal computer to use holographic projection technology is also scheduled to go on sale next Monday, that is, six days later.

At this time, the king of New Tuvalu wanted to take out 3,000 personal computers priced at $2,800 to hold a raffle, which naturally aroused the enthusiasm of many netizens.

It is well known that His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu has always been generous and it is impossible to cheat in the lottery.

However, when netizens saw that it was clearly written on the news: All netizens who have posted inappropriate remarks against me and New Tuvalu on Eye Books are not eligible for this lottery......

It was fried in an instant, some people were happy and some were sad, and many people were confused.

Naturally, the happy people have been supporting His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu from beginning to end, and the sad people are naturally the netizens who have spoken disrespectfully to His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu. Those who are confused do not know what constitutes improper speech.

Soon, the official Eye Book published a list on the Eye Book homepage of the King of New Tuvalu. This list is of all those who are eligible for the draw, and the total number is 12,721.

300 million followers, and more than 2 million comments on the previous post. But out of those two million reviewers, only 12,000 were eligible for the draw. This shows how much abuse the king of New Tuvalu has suffered!

Some of these abuses came from the previous time when New Tuvalu refused to disclose its treatment for cancer and AIDS, and limited the treatment to New Tuvalu. Some came from when His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu announced that Japan would be held accountable. There are even some people who are jealous of His Majesty's achievements in New Tuvalu, so they abuse them wantonly.

Some regretted it, and some people continued to start insulting because they were not eligible for the lottery.

But in any case, when the 12,000-plus lottery is over and a third has received the prizes, many will no longer be invulnerable in the eyes of His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu.

"I informed Wenna that this lottery was a marketing campaign for my new product. Li Daniu instructed Castro and said: "Therefore, these 3,000 personal computers are counted in the head of the joint stock company." ”

Castro said with an embarrassed face: "Your Majesty, such a small amount of money...... Besides, we only came out with the technology, and all the funds were invested by Wenna......"

Li Da Niu said with a straight face: "Isn't this money money? If Wen takes the company to do this advertisement, how much advertising money will it cost to achieve the current influence?"

Castro reluctantly agreed, ready to communicate with Wenna's company.

Burns, who was next to him, said, "Your Majesty, now is not the time to talk about such trivial matters. The Japanese side is going to annoy us to death, and their rhetoric is still very strong. ”

Li Daniu said indifferently: "I have already rescued people, what else can they do?

Burns smiled wryly, "They want us to give an explanation, because their people are dead." Your Majesty, our people are indeed a little too heavy, 24 people on the other side, 7 died on the spot, 15 intensive care units, 6 more died in these two days, and the rest are not out of danger. ”

Li Daniu shook his head and said, "What do you know? The point of this matter is that there are no casualties among our people, and whether people from other countries die or not, what does it have to do with us?"

Burns said, "But what about Japan?"

Li Daniu waved his hand and said, "You have nothing to do with this matter, just blame it all on me." ”

……

While His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu was educating his Prime Minister, a high-level meeting on the Japanese side had been going on for a long time.

"We can't start a war. Have you forgotten? The last time the idiots of the Foreign Ministry said that they would reserve the right to use force, they were warned by Russia?"

Japan was a defeated country in World War II and was deprived of the right to use force against other countries.

"Russia is also just saying: do not think that we have the right to use force. In accordance with the contract we signed at that time, and the subsequent amendments and additions to the Peace Constitution, we now have every authority to use force against New Tuvalu. ”

"Yes, when our national security and the safety of citizens' lives and property are violated, we have the right to use force. New Tuvalu brutally murdered 13 of our citizens in order to save them, and their so-called rescue operation has no legal effect at all. The best chance is for us to use force at this time. And don't forget how much advanced technology New Tuvalu has. ”

"New Tuvalu has so many advanced technologies, but it has never had the military strength to match it, and sooner or later it will be captured by other countries. Rather than allowing other countries to snatch the technology from New Tuvalu, we should take this opportunity to get our hands on the technology of New Tuvalu. ”

When a similar argument prevailed, one MP said: "Have you forgotten what kind of disasters we suffered when the war broke out? And with so much advanced technology in New Tuvalu, do you really think that even if we win the war, we will be able to get our hands on it?"

The meeting scene fell silent instantly.

"Other countries are waiting to see our jokes because they know we can't do anything and don't dare to do it," the parliamentarian continued. And that's exactly what happened. New Tuvalu only said that their people had successfully returned home, but did not admit that they had done it. They can excuse themselves and say that this is the personal act of their King and that they paid mercenaries to do it, so what can we do?"

Someone proposed: "We can hold their king accountable, which is already the equivalent of buying murder." ”

"And then?" said the councillor, after asking rhetorically, "New Tuvalu is unlikely to allow us to extradite their king to our country." What is the point of judging him in his own country? He can say that this is the personal act of one of his subordinates, and it has nothing to do with him. ”

The meeting scene was silent again, the other party is the king of a monarchical country, with such an identity, unless it is to start a war, otherwise do not want to hurt the other party in the slightest.

It is precisely because of this identity that the other party has developed so many advanced technologies, and can also earn money to develop their own country without incident.

If it were an ordinary person, or even a Fortune 500 company, it would have been swallowed up by all countries because of those powerful technologies.

The parliamentarian spoke again and said, "I suggest that this matter be made public, so that the whole world can see the barbarism of New Tuvalu! Then, we will look at the public opinion and then decide how to negotiate with New Tuvalu." ”

"I agree!"

"I agree!"

……

The Japanese side held an emergency press conference, at which the Japanese side released information about the scene of the invasion, as well as information on the security personnel who had died and were in the intensive care unit.

"To the extent permitted by our law, we have lawfully restricted the personal liberty of two citizens of New Tuvalu and conducted an investigation into the power outage on the premise of ensuring their physical and mental safety. But we have suffered a disaster that we should not deserve......"

When netizens saw the photos of the shootout scene that was more intense than the movie, as well as some of the videos, as well as the Japanese security personnel who were shot and killed, they boiled again.

Countless people ran to the homepage of His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu with crazy @ and comments. Within an hour of the end of the press conference in Japan, @和评论的数量就超过了800万条.

To Li Daniu's delight, Ultron reported to him: "Your Majesty, the number of improper remarks in the comments is now 62.3% lower than before. ”

"It's not bad!" Li Daniu said with a smile: "Help me post a news." ”

"To all citizens of New Tuvalu, wherever you are, remember that I will always be your strongest support!"