Zhang Wei didn't understand: "Big brother, don't scare me." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Shi San took out a bunch of strings, what is a bunch of strings? It's a bracelet, a Buddha bead or something, it's a big pile, without any packaging, it's just piled up in such a mess.

It's a paper bag, it's not big, but there are a lot of various strings taken out, there are always a dozen strings, after taking it out, Shi Sanyi spread it out one by one: "These are bracelets, these are hanging around the neck, these are ...... I don't know what it does. ”

Zhang was afraid to look at the past, without exception, it was all Buddha beads. sighed: "I've known you for so long, and today is the first time I admire you." ”

Shi Sanshui: "Why?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "There are many thieves, but there are few who dare to steal things in the temple, and you are the first one who dares to steal things from monks." ”

Shi San disagreed: "It's rare and weird, what's there, isn't it just a bunch of dead things." ”

Zhang Wei said: "You have great wisdom, you are tired, put it away and take it away, goodbye." ”

Shi San said: "It's boring, I'll give you something sincerely." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "Big brother, are you sincere in giving away the stolen things from others?"

"These things ......," Shi San thought for a moment and said, "None of them matter." ”

Zhang Wei pointed to one of the bracelets and said, "This is jade, right?

Shi San said: "It's just a stone, what's important? What matters is people's hearts. ”

Zhang was afraid of laughing: "That's right, then you tell me, what kind of heart are you pursuing when you send these things?"

Shi San said, "You understand. ”

Zhang Wei said: "I don't understand, I don't understand at all! This sentence is an exclamation mark!"

Shi San said: "What, look, let's talk about it." ”

Zhang was afraid that he didn't speak, and looked at him. Shi San continued: "Look, first of all, do you admit that Shi is very talented?"

Zhang was afraid to say that he didn't think so. Shi San said: "That's not interesting, how about the stones, do you still need me to say?" Zhang Wei said: "You'd better say it." Shi San said disdainfully: "You are getting more and more boring." Then he said, "The stone is very talented, whether you know it or not, this is a fact." ”

Zhang was afraid to ask, "And then?"

Shi San said: "The old man in our family said that he didn't want Shi to waste his talent in boring studies at school, so let me discuss with you, can you only take half a day of classes from now on, and leave half a day to learn skills from us." ”

Zhang Wei said: "It's winter vacation." ”

"I said it because of the winter holidays. Shi San said: "How long have the teachers in their school been oppressed? I live so old or is it the first time I have seen a winter vacation homework wrapped in books, the whole schoolbag is full of homework, there are exercises and papers, are you going crazy?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "Let's talk about the point. ”

Shi San said: "The point is not to let the stone waste talent; my old man said, you go to talk to the school, it's not that you don't go to class, but there are many classes that you can't go to, and there is no point." ”

Zhang Wei asked: "It makes sense to learn the ability to be a thief from you?"

Shi San said: "Don't look down on the thief, I won't say it, I can't beat you, my two junior brothers, which one can you compare?"

Zhang was afraid of thinking for a while and said, "It's boring, it's boring to say this." ”

Shi San said: "My junior brother, you know, the one who plays on the computer is called a slippery, but you just know that he knows how to use the computer, and I don't know how to practice it." He paused and said, "Tell you, we don't talk about computers in the mountains, we don't even have semiconductors, in this environment, he can be so powerful, don't you think he has the ability?"

Zhang was afraid and said: "Don't blow it, you can become a genius without touching it every day?"

Shi San said, "You've changed!" Zhang was afraid to say that you were crazy. Shi San said again: "There are no computers in the mountains, but there are in the county, you really don't know what to say." ”

Zhang Wei thought for a moment and said, "What do you say about the stones?" He was tantamount to surrendering, and he tended to have more importance in his ability than his academic performance.

Shi San sighed and said: "Your stone said that he wants to be a man who will never regret it." ”

Zhang Wei said: "That's right." ”

Shi San said angrily: "Do you listen to me?" I mean my old man, my old man wants him to concentrate on practicing. As he spoke, he pointed to a pile of things on the table and said, "Just these people in society now, don't you show these things and don't you get a few millions?"

Zhang was afraid and said, "You let me sell the stolen goods?"

Shi San said: "What kind of thief is this? Just ask, ask which great monk dares to say that he has lost something? You can say that all the things here have been taken down from the great monk, they have all been opened, and they have all been raised by the great monk for more than a few years.

Zhang was afraid and said: "Isn't it boring?

Shi San said: "Let's not talk about honor or honor, let's just say that how many of those monks are really worshipping the Buddha? Most of the fake monks, most of them are cheating money. ”

Zhang Wei looked at the pile of skewers on the table, picked up a bunch and asked, "What is this? ”

Shi San sneered: "Bone." ”

Zhang was afraid to hurriedly put it down: "Don't say it's a human bone." ”

Shi San said: "I don't know what bones, if you want to know that you can do an examination, I can be sure that this string is a bone, it is a bone in the same part, how many dots there are, that is how many lives." ”

Zhang was afraid to say nothing, so he thought for a while and said, "What does your old man think?"

Shi San said: "My old man is going crazy, saying that Shi Fang is the most suitable person he has seen to be a thief." ”

Zhang Wei asked, "He said that to the stone?"

Shi San said: "Then I don't know, you have to ask the stone." Then he said, "You will agree, I ...... Let's be honest, don't be taboo or afraid of being ugly, I don't know how long an old man can live, and it's different when people get old. ”

Zhang was afraid to think about it, but before he could speak, someone knocked on the door outside. Zhang was afraid to shout in, and when the door opened, it turned out to be stones.

Seeing Shi San present, Shi Paused and said, "I'll come later." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "Say it, it's not a big deal." ”

Shi looked at Shi San, hesitated and said to Zhang Wei: "I want to say...... I want to say......" Meng Yi gritted his teeth and continued: "I want to say, can you stop my master from chasing me every day?"

Zhang Wei laughed: "You said it was your master." ”

Shi said, "It's not you yet, but it's not like that, but it's not like that at all. ”

Shi San glared and said, "Why isn't that the case?" you dare to say that my master treats you badly...... I'm depressed, my name is Master, and you are also called Master, how do we count the two generations?"

Shi replied: "Originally, I was called Master, and I have always been called that." ”

Shi San said: "Don't talk about this, just say this time, Master...... My master, what's wrong with my old man letting you spare half a day?"

The stone didn't reply.

Shi San said: "The old man is good to you, why don't you know to be grateful?"

Shi said: "That's what our teacher said, telling us big things all day long, and as a result, we split our legs and had a lover outside." ”

Shi San said: "! Your teacher is your teacher, and the old man is an old man." ”

Shi said: "I don't think there's any difference, it's all possible, it's all reasonable, and it's all right, but I don't do it, I tell you, our teacher is proud, every day the performance is called a cold beauty, not behind the back of the husband to find a lover?"

Zhang Wei was curious: "How do you know?"

Shi said: "There is nothing in our school that I don't know, it is my lover's wife who came to school......"

Zhang Wei hurriedly interrupted: "You can rest assured, Zhang Laosan will definitely not look for a lover." ”

Shi said: "It's just an analogy, everyone thinks how right they are, but they don't have eyes to see themselves, what does that sentence say? ”

Zhang was afraid of Chong Shisan and smiled: "See, this is the power of knowledge." ”

Shi San said don't talk about it, and said to the stone: "You can rest assured, our old man...... I can't mention him, but when I mention him, I want to rebel. ”

Shi said loudly: "Okay, I understand, you have been cheated by him for more than ten years, and you want to find someone from the class, right?"

Shi San said depressedly: "How can you think so?"

"Why don't I think so?" said Shi Block, "As far as the current education is concerned, it is good for the children, and it is also for the children to have a healthy and normal future, going to school and studying is the most correct choice, but you don't let me go to school......"

Shi San hurriedly said: "No, I didn't let you go to school, but I let you spare half a day to learn skills." Then he said, "Do you have a sports team in your school?" The sports team is training in the afternoon, so you can think of this as training. ”

Zhang was afraid to cough: "Big brother, stealing things is not training." ”

Shi San said: "I didn't say that stealing is training, we are training him to steal things...... It seems to have been said wrongly. ”

Shi looked at him, and then looked at Zhang Wei: "Brother, I can do their exercises in my spare time, but I can't delay my time at school, this is my bottom line." Then he said: "One more, you have to arrange for Liu Le to repeat his studies, I want to be admitted to the same university as him." ”

Zhang Wei smiled: "Liu Le's entrance examination to university is relatively simple, can you do it?"

It is really not difficult for Liu Le to be admitted to university, and his professional skills are quite strong. Although the cultural score is very important, as long as Zhang is willing to contribute, or even does not need him to contribute, as long as Liu Le's achievements in the world are said, it is still very simple to study an art major in the province.

But when the accident happened, Shi San said with a wry smile: "Big brother, did you do it on purpose?"

Zhang Wei didn't understand: "What is deliberate?"

Shi San sighed and said, "Do you know what it is necessary to be a thief?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "I haven't been a thief, I don't know." ”

Shi San said: "Recognizing people, looking at them once and having an impression is the minimum standard, and being able to remember and remember very well is an honor student; Shi Block is not only an honor student, he is talented." ”

Zhang Wei said: "You mean he has a very good memory?"

Shi San sighed: "Do you guess why our old man has been wandering around for half his life, and suddenly he recognizes the stones?" took out his mobile phone and tapped it twice and handed it to Zhang Wei: "This is what he painted." ”

Zhang was afraid to take a look: "I'll go, is it really fake?"

Shi San said: "The old man of our family is not satisfied with the name of the three of our brothers, he scolds us every day, and then drives us away, he walks around by himself, guess what he is wandering around?"

Zhang Wei replied: "Looking for an apprentice?"

Shi San said: "It's to find a satisfactory apprentice." He sighed and said, "Stone has been with him for so long, I haven't heard him scold!"