Chapter 1 Two-dimensional Response

"Jingle Bell ......" In an "ordinary" small private supermarket located in the western suburbs of XA City, a very nostalgic (or outdated) phone ring came from an unknown corner, and the bored toll collector suddenly dropped the mobile phone in his hand when he heard the ringtone, and rushed directly over the counter with a skill that a normal person could not complete, rushed into an office, and grabbed the noisy red phone without thinking about it.

"Hey, hello, the second branch of the Chinese National Security Bureau's Second Yuan Policy should be located in Qinchuan, what? Those two aunts and grandmothers are making trouble again? Okay, I know, let's go ......" The young man grabbed the uniform on the back of the chair and draped it over his body, and rushed out of the door without looking back.

The young man's name is Feng Xue, a staff member of the Chinese Second Yuan Policy Department.

Although the name sounds lofty, it is actually an organization that is equivalent to a community aunt.

In 2026, there will be an anomaly in the space where the Earth is located, and countless dimensional cracks will be discovered from various regions, and what will come out of them is not the legendary zombies or aliens (in fact, there are also them), but characters from countless games, anime, and movies, in other words, a group of secondary natives.

Although it's a two-dimensional resident, the lethality is definitely not weaker than the zombies, not to mention those evil villains, just to say that the old man of Bump Man is not to step on a few high-rise buildings (in fact, the most lethal is not these positive and negative actors, but those huge number of miscellaneous fish, such as the dog dragon and speed dragon in the monster abuse)?

Governments immediately launched a rapid response mechanism, although they say that they don't believe in the apocalypse, but all countries actually have a certain doomsday response standard, after all, this kind of rather believe that there is something that is not credible, even if there is only a 1 in 10,000 chance, you have to be prepared, but even so, humanity has lost more than half of the population in the first wave of contact.

As they continue to make contact, the earthlings begin to befriend some of the characters of the orderly faction, thus confronting the threatening enemy.

The second dimension is still a world full of love in general, and these protagonists from different worlds quickly reached a consensus with various countries and began to eliminate the evil forces.

However, some powerful forces have settled on Earth (such as the Death Eaters, the Unholy Alliance, the Snake of Death, etc.).

Those who assist the earthlings of the second dimension have obtained the legal status of their country and have the obligation to block the threat from the second dimension. But because of the nervousness of these powerful people, countries have to fund the establishment of dedicated hospitals, schools, facilities and even establishments.

One of the most famous is the unique two-dimensional strategy of the Celestial Empire.

This is a unique organization of the Celestial Empire (in other countries, it is generally in charge of psychologists, and as long as you go to psychological counseling regularly every week, but the level and number of psychologists in the Celestial Empire, you know), it belongs to the legendary National Security Agency, and the dragon group is an administrative level, specializing in coordinating various contradictions among the people of the second dimension.

But of course, this profession is very dangerous.

Feng Xue was originally just an otaku, the kind of dead house, because he listened to the propaganda in the recruitment propaganda such as "exchanging feelings with the two-dimensional girl", "fighting side by side with the hero in his mind", "senior civil servant treatment" and other propaganda, he was honored to enter the file and became an "exchanger", and in fact, most of the "communicators" are also responsible for this group of homestays who understand the second dimension. (Generally, a section level is responsible for one to five people, the section chief is responsible for six to ten people, and the deputy department and the main department are real public apes, only managing the staff members, regardless of the second dimension)

But, as with most jobs, reality and imagination are completely different things!

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"I said two aunts and grandmothers!, what's the matter?" Feng Xue finally arrived at the scene, looking at the ruins around her, the corners of her mouth twitched constantly, this month has just passed halfway, but this is the third time that such a thing has happened.

"How dare this guy yell at me 'No Road Race'!" Lori, with long crimson hair, kept pulling the trigger as she spoke, and clumps of crimson energy shot out of the muzzle.

"You are, you dare to yell at me 'No Road Race'!" On the other side, Lori, who was holding a flame knife, shook her long red hair that burned like flames, and slashed the bullets fired by the other party one by one, and then, countless shrednel wreckage crashed into the surrounding buildings, turning this place into ruins.

"No road race, no road race, no road race!" Lori, with long crimson hair, inserted two pistols under her skirt, pulled out two small knives and rushed forward, without thinking about whether her mortal iron knives could fight against the opponent's treasures.

"You still say!No Road Race, No Road Race, No Road Race, No Road Race!" Lori, who was holding a long knife, spread a pair of fiery red wings behind her back, and rushed towards the crimson Lori at a very high speed, and she was ruthless!

"I'll go one of them!" Although this kind of picture is very cute on the screen, but in reality it is quite terrible! Feng Xue clumsily dodged the knife qi that was scattered because of the collision, and took out a blue pistol from his pocket, which looked like a plastic children's toy, although this standard conductive pistol was far better than traditional firearms in terms of power and performance, but Feng Xue would rather hold an old-fashioned revolver, after all, no one wanted to be suspected of being mentally ill because of the weapon when performing a mission.

"How many times have I mentioned it, but I still won't ......change it," Feng Xue muttered and shot at the two loli.

Immediately, two cobweb-like energies spewed out, covering the two Lori, don't get me wrong, it's not that this kind of guide gun is against the sky and can capture a master like Xia Na, it's just because the two of them are too lazy to dodge, after all, this happens from time to time, even if it is to give the official a face and give himself a step, if it is really a damaging attack, let alone Xia Na, even if it is the level of a daisy, you can cut it back with a knife.

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"Stupid Feng Xue, what are you doing!" The crimson double ponytail Lori found herself tied up, and immediately roared, but the other Lori instantly changed from red hair to black and straight.

"How many times have you said it?Calm down!Calm down!" Feng Xue flattered helplessly, "Now I have to pay for a rest again, you two have deducted your allowance this month, right? I'm afraid I won't be able to eat melon buns (in fact, I'm more accustomed to calling them pineapple buns) and peach steamed buns in the next ten days!"

"Hmph!" the two Lori's shook their heads in unison, only to find that they were just facing the enemy just now, and turned sharply to the other side.

"Hey......" Feng Xue sighed helplessly, took out a capsule and threw it on the ground, and the next moment, a car appeared in place, which was the portable capsule in Dragon Ball.

Although the two-dimensional invasion has brought harm to the earth's civilization, it has also brought a lot of technology, and the Celestial Empire has set up several scientific research teams with Miss Boomer as the core, not to mention the universal capsule and the guide gun, and even the space travel ship has eyebrows!

Carrying the two girls into the car, Feng Xue broadcast a phone call - "Hey, yes, it's me, the facilities of Tsundere Zone 101 and 102 (two Lori: who do you say are tsundere!) will be reorganized, yes, who says it's not! The salary will be deducted from their next month's allowance...... Well, they've both deducted it this month, I'm not kidding, my salary isn't even enough to repair a toilet!"

As an industry linked to state agencies, the construction team soon came to the site and began the "post-disaster reconstruction" work.

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"I said, can you two let me save some snacks? There are four people in charge of me, and everyone is doing well, just you two to make trouble for me all day long! It takes two days to rebuild (the times are different, the building process has naturally changed, fossils into mud and mud into stone are not too easy to use in construction), go to my place first......" Feng Xue drove back to the supermarket, and then untied the cobwebs on the two Lori, although Feng Xue knew Japanese, but not to the extent of being able to communicate fluently, but it seems that because of the reason for the crossing, all the two-dimensional residents who came to reality are like the heroic spirits summoned by the Holy Grail War, and can automatically learn the local language and common sense related to the times (although many don't take common sense seriously), in other words, can you imagine Liu Mengli who speaks an authentic London accent? Anyway, Feng Xue did see it when he went to Great Britain to communicate.

"Cut!" Lori, who had a crimson double ponytail, walked to the shelf very familiarly, picked up a bag of peach steamed buns, and ate it by herself.

"Keep accounts!" Feng Xue said coldly, almost making Lori choke.

These two Loli are famous in the second dimension, the scorching Xia Na and the two guns and swords, not only because of their beauty and strength, but also because of their cute voice, and Feng Xue's hatred - tsundere......

Since taking over the four of them, Feng Xue has deeply realized a truth - some things are good to look at on the screen, once the originally cute things enter reality, it will be a disaster, such as tsundere, such as ...... Naturally stayed.

Before the thought of "jingle bell ......" was settled, the special phone in the office rang again.

"Hey, ah? I remember you had a fire extinguisher? What? won't use it? Okay, don't be impulsive, get out of the house first, I'll go right away." Feng Xue dialed the fire alarm with a black line on her face, and then started the car and rushed out.

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"How can a good one burn up?" When Feng Xue arrived, the originally refined villa had turned into a white ground, I really don't know how it was burned, under normal circumstances, even if it was deliberately set on fire, it wouldn't burn like this, right?, he could only look at the black straight girl in front of him speechlessly.

"I just want to eat hot pot...... the girl said innocently, "who knew the pot exploded!"

Feng Xue was very surprised, the girl in front of her should be very good at housework, generally speaking, there will be no such thing as a kitchen explosion, because she will not throw inexplicable things into the pot, not to mention, hot pot seems to be her specialty.

"Wait, I remember you were given an electric hot pot, right?" Feng Xue reacted suddenly.

"Yes, but there is no fire when plugged in, so I wondered if I had to use a lighter to start the fire like a gas stove, so I used an alcohol stove ......."

"Okay, I see. Feng Xue interrupted the girl, and after a lot of calculations, she still forgot the biggest trait of this girl - natural.

But this is already good, Feng Xue clearly remembers the case he saw in the first class when he entered the training - the legendary super national treasure, which developed the flat fall attribute to the extreme, and the natural black genius girl codenamed "No. 1 Research Institute" - Testrosa accidentally fell down in a test, and then ...... Detonated the entire Dragon Hidden Base......

Well, don't think much about the terrifying things, it takes two days to rebuild the villa, and Feng Xue can only take the girl back to the base - the small supermarket.

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"No Road Race!"

"No road race, no road race!"

"No road race, no road race, no road race!"

As soon as she arrived at the door, Feng Xue heard the quarrel from the supermarket again......

"Mu Muxiang, I'll leave it to you......" Feng Xue shook her head, although she was natural, Mu Muxiang unexpectedly had a way to deal with the people in the quarrel.

Seeing Mu Muxiang smiling towards the two, Feng Xue seemed to be able to see the black gas coming out of her back.

Therefore, the natural black god horse is the most terrifying.

"It seems that there is a lot of trouble today, and Mu Noka, who is usually fine, is in trouble, so don't have an accident with that stupid guy over there! Feng Xue watched with interest as Mu Muxiang trained the two loli, but a terrible thought suddenly popped up in her mind, and she hurriedly dialed the phone.

"Moses Moses, eh, who are you?" As soon as the phone rang, Feng Xue felt that something was wrong, and the voice on the other side turned out to be a mature male voice!

"Okay, I know, I'll get you the compensation tomorrow, sorry. ”

Feng Xue's face suddenly darkened, and she went straight to the special line in the office, because only this special line could get through some phones.