Chapter 242: Xiao Yi's Counterattack [Fifth Update]

Xiao Yi was very angry, firstly because of those who scolded his parents, and on the other hand, because of those Chinese who insulted him!

Everyone is unanimously fighting back at the South Koreans, but why are there always so many stupid forks who will turn their guns on their own people?

Not to mention anything else, my comment is just a joke, where is the insult to the Koreans? Moreover, what is the quality of this matter?

Xiao Yi was so angry that he wrote a Weibo directly, @δΊ†ι‚£δΊ›ιͺ‚θ‡ͺε·±ηš„εŽε€δΊΊ.

"You say that I am of low quality, and that the quality of the Chinese people is low, so please leave China, then you go to those countries that you think are of high quality, and stay in this land where there are these 1.3 billion people who are of low quality in your opinion?

People say, 'Sons don't think their mothers are ugly, and dogs don't think they're poor,' and I want to know what you mean by disliking your compatriots and slandering your country like this?"

After this Weibo was posted, Xiao Yi did not stop, but continued to post Weibo, this time to those Koreans.

"Look at you people Yushu in the wind, handsome and chic, graceful, loved by everyone, flowers blooming, must be the best among the scum, the beast among the beasts, and according to my observation, you must be lacking calcium since childhood, growing up lacking love, grandma does not hurt, uncle does not ...... You don't deserve to give you a sword immortal, you don't do it if you give you a sword god, you have to cry and shout to be a sword man!

There are two or three thousand words of scolding people without dirty words in their previous lives, all of which were plagiarized by Xiao Yi, and then it took more than two hours to @ most of the Koreans who left messages and comments on their Weibo one by one!

Then, this is not over, Xiao Yi directly contacted the director of the "Aigo" network and asked him to teach him how to make remarks on social media in South Korea, and directly posted a very famous satirical joke about South Korea in his previous life.

"After the Huaxia lunar probe successfully achieved a soft landing on the moon......

The Japanese and South Koreans couldn't sit still, and the Japanese hurriedly launched the lunar exploration spacecraft "Moon Girl" with the help of the United States, while the Koreans calmly flipped through the books. The Japanese asked him curiously what he was doing.

Koreans confidently say: I am looking for evidence that the moon was created by our ancestors.

In 2046, South Korea's space technology will advance by leaps and bounds, launching a satellite orbiting Mars.

As a gift, the South Korean satellite airdropped a copy of the Peninsula Mythology to Mars, causing a commotion among the Martians.

Martian A: Hey, the book says that we are descendants of Koreans.

Martian B: This at least explains the origin of our species.

Martian A {crying}: No wonder we're so ugly!

"Boom!"

South Korean satellites airdropped another copy of the "Korean Plastic Surgery Guide".

Japanese: Sushi in Japan is the most delicious food in the world, and it's very convenient to carry it with a lunch box when you go out.

Korean: What's that, we don't even want lunch boxes when we go out with Korean kimchi.

The Japanese were surprised and asked, "What kind of belt do you use?"

Koreans proudly say: The large intestine is our kimchi jar!{Suddenly a voiceover: Koreans have the highest incidence of colorectal cancer in the world!}

……

After posting, Xiao Yi smiled with satisfaction, and then temporarily turned off the comment and message functions on his Weibo, and then hummed a song and went into the bathroom to take a shower and sleep.

However, the melon-eating masses on the Internet will not be as comfortable as Xiao Yi!

When Chinese netizens saw Xiao Yi's Weibo, those who scolded him were even more angry and wanted to scold him back, while those who supported Xiao Yi laughed and were ready to leave a message to Xiao Yi, but they found that they didn't have the permission to leave a message on Xiao Yi's Weibo......

On the other side of South Korea, when netizens found out about Xiao Yi's satirical joke about South Korea, they also blew up, left messages to insult the poster, and asked the company on the social platform to delete the post.

However, their requirements have been completely ignored by the social platform companies, who let South Korea use the social platform is not developed by their own company at all, but uses the social software developed by one of the most widely used companies in the world today!

So, not only was this post not deleted, but because of the non-stop comments and messages from Koreans, people all over the world who use this software saw this paragraph and laughed out loud.

And soon, Huaxia also knew about this joke in China, and someone sent that joke to Weibo.

Netizens who are engaged in a fierce scolding war with Korean netizens no longer use swear words to scold Korean netizens, no matter what the other party scolds, they directly copy and paste Xiao Yi's scolding without a single dirty word, or directly send the satirical Korean joke to the other party!

This makes those netizens in South Korea quite aggrieved! Originally, they quarreled, everyone played freely, and released the words in their minds to the fullest, but now no matter how they scold, the other party's answer is exactly the same, so how to play?

......

The next day, Xiao Yi once again made headlines on the front pages of many Chinese entertainment media! Even in South Korea, Xiao Yi made headlines in many media for the first time.

"Brother Yi, you are really good, people don't know how difficult it is to make headlines, you are good, if you don't do it, you are all the headlines of entertainment media. The baby looked at Xiao Yi with a playful look and said.

"Eat your food, where do you get so many words!" Xiao Yi glared at the baby angrily, eating the buns a little depressed.

"Xiao Yi, I have to say that you are indeed very good, you dare to tear up with netizens directly on the Internet, there are so many people in the entertainment industry, you are the first in so many years!" Deng Yue said.

"What's the matter, I can't fight back if they only scold me? ”

"It's not that you can't fight back, but that we, as celebrities, will affect our popularity. Deng Yue shook his head.

"Cut, I don't want to shoot the decline in popularity, it's good if it drops. Xiao Yi said indifferently.

"Brother Yi, true masters!" Lu Xiaotian gave a thumbs up again and exclaimed.

Although a few of them are not as famous as Xiao Yi, who has not been scolded by netizens? In the entertainment industry, it is normal to be scolded, sometimes because you didn't say a word right, sometimes because you didn't do a thing right, but many times you start scolding people for no reason. But they have never scolded them back directly like Xiao Yi.

"Guys, if it weren't for their mouths being so unclean and pulling my parents, I wouldn't have paid attention to those brains. Xiao Yi said.

"Then Xiao Yi, what are you going to do?" Huang Bin asked with some concern.

"Cold salad!" Xiao Yi wiped his hands, "Okay, I've eaten well, have you eaten well?" ”

"Where are you going?"

"Take advantage of this morning's time to record some material for "Running Man". ”

"What material?"

"Go to a school to comfort the students. Xiao Yi stood up and said.