Chapter 01 I am most afraid of exams in my life

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Bell... Bell... Bell.........

The rapid bell rang in the campus of No. 1 Middle School, and the whole school heard it!

The bell broke the silence in the examination room! The invigilator had just shouted to hand in the papers, and the sound of pulling stools, the rattling of the examination papers, and the sound of stammering ears made this classroom, which had been silent for more than two hours, chaotic.

The three invigilators looked at a group of candidates who did not look like students, and they all looked at each other and shook their heads in tacit understanding. This is the county's township and town organ personnel recruitment examination, and the reference is all college graduates from the past, and there are 13 positions in the full number, and more than 100 people have signed up, almost reaching the ratio of 10 to 1.

There is no way, go to college to get a dispatch card, and the era of returning to the hometown to eat imperial food has passed, the establishment is too difficult, the job is not easy to find, the competition is too fierce, and even the small township institutions that no one went to in the past have become the objects sought after by college students!

The invigilator was someone from the office sent by the county government, shaking his head while shouting for everyone to leave the classroom, and he had to quickly collect the exam papers, and drove a group of candidates out of the classroom like a sheep.

Oh, and the last one, a thief-eyed Thete who didn't know how many answers he had copied a few answers, was sitting in the back corner of the classroom, still struggling to write! Watching the invigilator walk towards him, he immediately handed a very humble smile! The handsome guy of Twenty Lang is definitely a lethal smile,

Rao is a young man is handsome, Rao is smile is sunny, but the object seems to be wrong. The receiver was an aunt in her early forties, who ignored the flattery in the eyes of the candidates, and knocked on the table as if sending a spy to the lawbreakers: "If you don't hand in the papers, you will be given zero points!"

The aunt's eyes are even more lethal, as if she has seen a class enemy.

"Auntie, it'll be fine right away...... Immediately...... I've got to write my name first!"

The young man, with a humble smile on his face, hurriedly stuffed his entrainment note, sighed, and wrote his name fairly: Jian Fan!

When it was time to hand in the paper, he suddenly withdrew his hand and changed a questionable answer from "A" to "B" without giving up.

The last paper was handed over to the invigilator, and the aunt glanced at the examinee Jian Fan, as if saying, "What did you do earlier!", and when she saw that the examinee had just changed the answer, she suddenly smiled a little gloating and commented: "Why did you change what you did right!?"

I'll change it back...... When Jian Fan heard this, he regretted that he wanted to pull the roll, the aunt shook her hand and glared, and Jian Fan's hand froze in the air for a moment!

"I don't have a sense of discipline at all, and now college students are like you, how will you go to work in the future?" The remaining two invigilators looked at the candidate like thieves.

The candidate, whose surname was simply Fan, lowered his head and walked out of the classroom slowly......

"Hey......"

Jian Fan sighed speechlessly!

As soon as the exam is over, I sigh, the exam is like the difference between ideal and reality, if you think well, you can't always fail the test, and this sigh is deeper than any before.

The three rural issues, two exemptions and one subsidy, rejuvenating agriculture through science and education, and poverty alleviation and development......... A series of words Jian Fan has not yet been fully understood, and his head has been stirred into a mess by the examination questions of township and town cadres, what is the construction of the new countryside, what is the solar terms of the agricultural season, what is the "three transformations, four transformations and five improvements" of the county party committee and county government, and the last essay question, and the last essay question actually forces these students who have just left school and don't even know what rural life is like to give the new socialist countryside a golden idea!

"If you have a golden idea, will I still be unemployed at home?......... Isn't it true that the countryside just farms the land, grows trees, raises sheep and feeds pigs!

Jian Fan thought disapprenorovingly, as soon as something simple rose to the height of theory and exams, he was blind, this exam has always hit his self-confidence, if he wants to take the test like this twice, Jian Fan has no doubt that he will deprive you of your self-confidence as a human being!

By the way, I also charged 50 yuan for the registration fee!

Out of the teaching building, above the cordon, hung a banner of "Wulong County Township Personnel Recruitment Unified Examination", under the banner stood a woman with outstanding demeanor, wearing long pants and short sleeves on a hot day, the standard image of a middle school teacher! Always so serious, holding a bicycle from time to time to greet people in and out, many students know, this is the English teacher of a middle school, Mei Yuyun. Many students are still surprised that after so many years, the teacher is still so beautiful!

Jian Fan didn't feel beautiful at all, but had a feeling of bitterness in his stomach at the same time, as if he had made a mistake, he moved his steps slowly, and when he got closer, he reluctantly smiled and shouted, "Mom, why are you here?"

"How's the test?" Mei Yuyun pulled her face.

"That's it!" Jian Fan replied curtly.

"What's that like?" Mei Yuyun looked at Jian Fan's face and knew that it was not very good.

"What should be there will be, what else will not be?"

Jian Fan said, not without a dead face, every exam is coped with like this!

"It's been a year since graduation that I have such a chance, look at your ability, you have failed the exam again. ”

When he was a mother, he poked Jian Fan's head with his orchid finger when he spoke, with an angry look of hatred that iron does not become steel, the professional habits of being a teacher, as soon as he met this naughty student who was not good at studying, he was angry when he looked at this drooping expression.

The orchid finger is light, from small to large, on the buttocks, and on the back of the head, that's a real guy, either a thick book or a broom pimple and a feather duster.

The eyebrows of the mother and son are very similar, a beautiful mother and a handsome son, but the light inherits beauty, but less is smart! To be honest, even Jian Fan feels that it is not okay not to be angry, the adage of "a famous teacher does not teach a child" has been fulfilled in himself, his mother has countless peach and plums, and many of the students have gone to the ocean to stay abroad, but they can't teach their own son, and those who teach English can't teach their son English, and they haven't taught Jian Fan's English for three years until the college entrance examination. Spending money on three books, as soon as you graduate, this employment will become a problem! As soon as it is said that recruitment has to take an exam, it not only disturbs Jian Fan, but also makes Mei Yuyun even more confused!

"Mom........." Jian Fan stretched his voice, looked bitter, and comforted his mother's peace of mind: "Don't worry about it, I don't think there is any drama at all this time, this candidate has already been decided, and the exam will be done, and I will carry the list!"

This is true, from childhood to adulthood, Jian Fan's exams are generally "carrying the list!". At the end of the list, carry the list!

“…… What are you thinking about at such a young age? If you don't work hard, you just make excuses, you can't carry out your work, I don't think you're in a hurry at all!"

Mei Yuyun said, and poked the orchid again, to see that her son's face was not good, and she was afraid of seeing the jokes of acquaintances, so she reprimanded while pushing the bicycle. After all, when the child is older, this corporal punishment education may not be of much use.

This is also something that can't be helped, the seedlings have grown into trees, and you can't help the seedlings and prune them!

"Mom, what's the use of me in a hurry?...... Besides, wouldn't it be nice for me to open a restaurant with my father? Didn't I go to my uncle's place to be a public security assistant policeman? I can also earn money, why do you have to let me take the civil service examination and take the township and town cadre examination, is our family a cadre? Count up to seven or eight generations, either a farmer or a master, and a miracle will not happen to me? Even my uncle was a soldier and turned into a job before he mixed up with a big-brimmed hat......... Mom, can I cook for you? My dad's craft, I'm almost all learned, I'll serve you in the future!" Jian Fan smiled, making her mother happy every time, and carefully helped her mother brush the clothes on her shoulders that were not wrinkled, with a flattering face.

Like your father, he has been around the stove all his life. Mei Yuyun smiled, the son who was educated from the broom pimple, although he has nothing to learn, he knows that he is distressed, and he knows that he is so comforting. Looking back at his son, who was already almost a head taller than himself, he shook his head a little lovingly and said, "Xiaofan, why haven't you grown up a little, you watch your father get up early and be greedy for darkness, is it so comfortable? Your uncle took care of you and let you join the security team, can you be a temporary assistant police officer for a long time?...... To have a regular job, the wind and rain will not blow in the wind and rain in your life, and it will not be better than you are now?...... Mom is worried about you, too, but you have to work hard yourself......"

When my mother's preaching came, Jian Fan had a deferential expression, and when my mother was about to get excited, she grabbed her mother's shoulders and said with a smile: "Mom...... Don't keep moving me so much, okay? You are the pride of your son, you don't have to force your son to be your pride too, right? I'm proud of you, my father, and my sister! Our family is proud enough!"

"Ah?...... You...... Hehe!" Mei Yuyun was stunned before she realized that her son was teasing herself, pushed Jian Fan away, shook her head and said with a helpless smile: "You, you will be flamboyant, if your sister is half as smart, I won't worry so much, hey......"

Mother and son, the atmosphere eased. Forgetting the unhappiness of the exam for the time being, Jian Fan seized the opportunity to quickly shift the topic to the old sister, the younger sister was the top student in the county in the college entrance examination, which is what makes the whole family, especially the pride of being a mother, even Jian Fan feels that his face is quite bright!

Mei Yuyun didn't complain too much about her son, now the employment situation is much more severe than in previous years, some of them are still at home after graduating for two or three years, and the better ones are fooling around in the city to find a job, and they are even eating and drinking Lazar and stretching out their hands to the family, their son is much better than them in this, and he helps in the restaurant, and he enters the security team as an assistant policeman, knowing that he is tossing back and forth to make money, so he can make do with himself!

My son's IQ is not high, but his emotional intelligence is not low......... Mei Yuyun often comforts herself like this!

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"Hey...... Ay...... Jian Fan ......"

Behind him, someone shouted loudly, Jian Fan turned around, happy! Mei Yuyun turned around, and smiled.

A big fat man who was out of breath was running towards the two, Jian Fan's playmate from childhood to adulthood, and also a student of Mei Yuyun, Fei Shiqing!

"Hello Teacher Mei! Jian Fan ......"

The fat man's fat body shook undulatingly, smiled and signaled to Teacher Mei, ran up, patted Jian Fan's shoulder, as if they had been reunited after a long absence, in fact, the two of them were still mixed together before the exam! Mei Yuyun didn't dislike her son and Fei Shiqing together, this fat man didn't have the risk of teaching his son badly except that his fat meat was unsightly. And his son and Fei Shiqing stand together, not to mention how handsome they look.

"Mom, you're busy with you, I'll follow Shi Qingxiang...... "Jian Fan said, hugging the fat man's shoulders, hoping to end the conversation with his mother quickly.

"Come back early in the evening!"

"Mom, I'm on duty today, and I can't go home until after midnight. ”

"Okay...... Be careful!"

Mei Yuyun said with a smile and rode away!

As soon as the teacher left, this Fei Shiqing immediately couldn't wait to speak, Jian Fan's face immediately changed, his finger almost poked the fat man's face, and said, "Don't ask me how I did in the exam!"

The only characters I have been afraid of since childhood are my mother and my sister. In addition to these two who can't deal with it, when they go out, they are the most feared characters by others. Jian Fan, who was staring at him with a tiger face, was not angry but mighty, and now the flattering role has become Fei Shiqing, a fat man.

Fei Shiqing immediately understood, this must not be good! Holding his brother's hand heavily, he said affectionately: "Yes, I understand! Don't ask! Let's carry the list together, how can I laugh at you?!......... Did your mom discipline you again?"

"Nonsense, no wonder people call you scrap! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb. Jian Fan glared at Fei Shiqing angrily, this concern was quite embarrassing!

"Hi hi...... What are you talking about, I still have this nickname from you!" Fei Shiqing retorted unhappily.

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm leaving, I have to go back to the hotel to help my dad, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. ”

Jian Fan was about to get up and leave as he spoke, and he was anxious in his heart.

"Something, of course there's something...... Fei Shiqing saw that Jian Fan was leaving, and pulled Jian Fan as he walked and said mysteriously: "I ask you, have your family made offerings to people, I can tell you, my father said, this time you have to talk about this number." ”

Fei Shiqing, with an expression of concern for his friend. Three fat fingers were stretched.

"Three thousand?" Jian Fan raised his eyebrows.

"Ouch, why are you more picky than your father? What can you do with three thousand, I'm afraid you won't be able to get out of a meal...... At least 30,000 yuan, this is a stepping stone! I don't know how much it will cost to go to work?" Fei Shiqing had a shocked expression, the two men who opened the restaurant, one by one.

"Waste, your dad is the director, my dad is the master, can that be compared? Your dad is the people's fat and people's ointment, my dad is hard-earned money, and it cost me more than 100,000 yuan, and I am embarrassed to force my dad to find me a job? Besides, now that my sister is still in college, he thinks, he has to get it?......... If I had known this, I wouldn't have come back to the county seat, and it would have been better to find a job in the provincial capital and fool around!" Jian Fan shook his head, a little annoyed! Knowing that it was difficult to get a job after graduating from college, he really didn't have enough to read these three books, and he didn't dare to think about mixing in the big city, so he went back to his hometown directly, who knows, the employment situation in his hometown is as severe as that in the big city! Today, I found out in an exam that there were still two or three years of graduation in the past who came to join in the fun, and it seems that employment is not generally grim! If you want to mix a salary that guarantees income from drought and flood, it seems that there is no fun.

The ideals in school are all beautiful, but once out of school, the beauty is left in the school, and the only thing left is the ideal that cannot be realized!

"Brother Guo, we are buddies, let's talk wherever we go, aren't we already back.........! You said that now that everyone is back, you can't go out again, right? It's best to be able to mix with the administrative establishment, but if you can't mix with the administrative establishment, you can also make a career establishment, but it really can't be done, and the enterprise establishment can also be fooled around, so you have to have a place to settle down first?" Fei Shiqing said, his words were convincing, and it seemed that it was really a good intention.

Jian Fan changed the topic: "Then you have a door?"

"Hey...... My dad said, anyway, I don't have much interest, let me go to the township to mix, be a village chief or a township secretary or something, and then I can go back to the city after two years, maybe I have the opportunity to promote a deputy township head or something, then it will be even more dragged. Fei Shiqing said triumphantly.

Jian Fan pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "It seems that the county government seems to have opened it by your family...... Today's exam question, just your pig's head, can take the test 30 points normally, and you can copy more than that! The problem is that you have no place to copy it? You can't copy anyone?...... Did you kid know the questions in advance, I didn't see you so good at exams?"

"Hey...... Brother Guo, why haven't you understood that the exam is just the appearance, and the background is the fundamental! Now that you have entered the society, the exam is not an exam, and the test is a comprehensive index of money, relationships, power, and scores combined! In the past, it was the teacher who decided your fate, but now it is the leader who decides our fate, and the leader says okay, and there is no problem with a zero score in the test! I still don't understand, give me the answer, and I can't copy the passing score. The fat man Fei Shiqing smiled proudly while holding his stomach.

Fei Shiqing smiled, you must hold your stomach first, or your stomach will tremble tightly, and it will be easy to fall!

"Hey, the more we get mixed up, the less human we become, and I'm not as good as you. I can't even figure out if it's a social problem or a personal problem right now...... In the past, it was said that laid-off workers were pitiful, but in fact, we were even more pitiful than them, and we didn't even have a chance to get on the job, so how could we talk about laid-off workers?

Fei Shiqing's father was originally the secretary of the township party committee, and when he was in college, he was promoted to the director of the transportation bureau. Jian Fan was originally like a fish in water at school, and as soon as he left the school gate, he felt that it was difficult to move an inch everywhere, but Fei Shiqing, this kid, had a good father, and he was not in a hurry about anything, just waiting for the family to arrange. Thinking of this stubble made Jian Fan feel quite lost,

When Fei Shiqing heard this, he suddenly realized his expression and said: "Don't complain about the government......! Didn't our sociology teacher in the university say that graduation is not the same as employment, but unemployment, and we must always be ready to receive social re-education! When the re-education is completed, when will we have a job!"

Jian Fan shook his head and quickened his steps, ignoring Fei Shiqing: "Calculate...... It's almost twelve o'clock, and the store will be busy in a while!".

"Hey, don't go, what am I telling you, go to the city to play, don't you want your family to be fragrant!?"

The fat man dragged Jian Fan warmly, it seemed that the main purpose was to find a partner to play in the city.

"Why do you keep thinking about my girlfriend?" Jian Fan was angry when he heard it. This is a heart disease second only to work, and it was brought up by Fei Shiqing again.

"Yo, it's ...... blind" When Fei Shiqing heard it, he didn't have a gossip of schadenfreude.

"Do you wish we were blind!?" Jian Fan glared at Fei Shiqing with unkind eyes.

"Damn, Brother Guo, you're really blind, don't blame me for taking the opportunity to enter!" Fei Shiqing quipped, the flesh on his face trembled, and his small eyes were lustful.

Jian Fan turned around and stared at Fei Shiqing with bad intentions: "It's just you!?

"Where there is hope, there is hope!hehe...... Your family Xiangxiang likes my body the most!" Fei Shiqing smiled.

"Pig head, I haven't repaired you for a year, and you're still cocking your tail, isn't it ...... to have fun with your sister-in-law?"

Jian Fan was furious when he heard this, and suddenly reached out and pinched the fat man with a lewd smile.

When Jian Fan made a move, he found that Fei Shiqing hadn't seen him for two months, his neck was thickened, and his two hands couldn't touch him at all, and his reaction was a little sluggish, but he was hit by Fei Shiqing's big belly and stumbled, and almost fell to the side!

You must not be soft on this product, when you are annoyed, he can make you more and more annoyed, and if the pot is not opened, he will also specifically mention the pot!

Jian Fan walked in front, and Fei Shiqing, who was stupid in the back, made a face, got into the car and stretched his neck and shouted, "I'll call you next Saturday......... Don't look at your Chai He Niu again, wait for the cuckold...... Haha......"

Fei Shiqing shouted in retaliation, saying extremely proudly and laughing obscenely, when Jian Fan lowered his head to find a stone and was about to a guy, the car and laughter were already far away!

"This Damn Fat ......"

Jian Fan was laughed at angrily!

Although they are attacking each other, they are still warmly invited...... Since childhood, I have often been so angry with this fat man that I can't cry or laugh, and the two people's circumstances are very similar, they go to school together, repeat grades together, go to college together at a high price, and graduate together, and now they are still unemployed together! The two have never speculated when they talk, they often hug and beat each other, but they have never turned their backs, this heartless friend has such a benefit, no matter how big the anger is, it can't stay overnight.

Walk all the way back to the hotel. The county seat is not big, along the first middle road to the east to the end, is the hotel opened by my father, not big or small hotel, gave a very loud name:

Oolong first pot!

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