021 - I'm such a genius

The thief ran all the way, exerting all his strength, and finally came to the cave where the witch was as fast as possible.

He bent over his legs and gasped, wiped the sweat from his chin, and asked the two guards standing guard, "Brother, how is the wizard?"

Both of them looked at him condescendingly, their expressions were a little unnatural, and one of them gloated a little and said, "Lord Wizard is very good, that is, when you come, I will kill you." ”

Just this sentence made the thief petrify in place.

At the same time, the middle-aged primitive woman, who often served the witch, came out of it and urged, "Haven't the warriors come yet?"

As soon as the words fell, he saw the thief standing there, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he stepped forward and grabbed the thief: "Warrior, you are here, come in quickly, the wizard is waiting for you so hard." ”

was forcibly dragged in, the thief didn't have the intention to resist, but the ghost knows what this female primitive came from, and it was impossible for the thief to break free with that strength.

It can be said that he was coerced into the cave, and before he could stand firmly, he saw a witch sitting on the ground with a murderous face covering her stomach, and her eyes revealed hatred from time to time, and the thief who watched it subconsciously swallowed her saliva.

"Coming?" said the witch, suppressing her anger.

Ji Thief's expression stiffened a little: "Ah, come, come." ”

The witch waved her hand, and the middle-aged primitives retreated.

When there were only two people left in the cave, the witch and the thief, the witch's sneer was heard.

"Hehe, Ji thief, you are the first person in the tribe who dares to disobey me. I asked people to call you over when the tribe was taking the food, but you have dragged it out until now?" the witch rubbed her stomach and said angrily, "Do you think that if you become a warrior, no one will be able to take care of you!"

Ji Thief snorted and said stubbornly, "Then what wizard, there is a reason why I came so late." ”

The witch said angrily: "You still dare to quibble, don't you? Do you know that in the tribe, disobeying my orders will be punished by chiseling!"

Hearing this, he looked at the witch and said in his heart, Sister, are you the emperor or the queen?

"Come on, call the thin elder to me!"

Just as the thief was thinking for a moment, the witch shouted outside.

Hearing this, the thief came back to his senses, and hurriedly stepped forward to cover the witch's mouth: "Don't don't, don't don't, Master Wizard, listen to me first." ”

The witch was covered with her mouth, and she whined twice, her heart was crossed, and she opened her mouth to take a bite in the thief's hand, and the thief covered her head and jumped to her feet and scolded: ", you are a dog." ”

The witch looked cautiously at the retreating thief, "What are you going to say?"

Ji Thief snorted, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I told you that you don't understand." Actually, I came so late for a reason. ”

The witch laughed, not believing what the thief said: "Why?

She thought very simply, the thief was floating.

It's only been a few days since I was the first warrior of the tribe, and I dare not listen to my own words, if I let it go, then I still have it?

No matter what today, I have to clean him up and let him know the rules of the Frost Valley tribe.

The witch thought so in her heart, so she looked at the thief and said, "Say, if you can't say it, don't blame me for calling the thin elder and chiseling the top for you." ”

The thief who covered his palms rolled his eyes, and said in his heart that your tribe is simply a group of murderers, and the mother is chiseling the top at every turn, and he has been splitting durians in his last life.

He sighed and took out the ginger he had taken during the day from his body: "Originally, I was still very happy to come when I came, because I found a way to cure your body, Lord Wizard, but Lord Wizard, you don't appreciate it at all, and you still can't help but chisel me to the top." My heart is really cool and cool. ”

The thief pretended to be pitiful and sighed, and as he spoke, he secretly looked at the witch's expression.

Sure enough, when the witch heard that the thief had found a way to cure herself, her face suddenly changed.

Her face was flushed with excitement at first, and then it revealed pinkness, and she pressed the impulse in her heart, opened her eyes and asked Ji Thief, "What did you just say?"

Ji Thief knew what the witch was talking about, but he pretended to be crazy and stupid and said: "My heart is cool and cool..."

"Not this, you said you found a cure for me?" the witch was a little impatient.

Ji Thief teased her with all his heart: "Yes, but Lord Wizard, you don't appreciate it, I can't help it, forget it, this is fate, chisel the top, chisel the top, who let me delay your big event because of this, Lord Wizard, and I still don't listen to you." was chiseled, and he deserved it. ”

When he spoke, Ji Thief had an expression of death, which meant as if he was going to ravage me again, and I was already lying down.

However, the witch has kicked his heart to death now, why didn't you say it earlier when you found a way?

The witch, who was already in pain and couldn't move, stood up tremblingly and walked towards the thief, with some disbelief in her tone: "You, what you said is true?"

Ji Thief pretended to be pitiful and sighed, and spread out the ginger in his hand: "Yes, that's all there is to it, but I don't think the wizard needs it now, so I'll throw him away." ”

As he spoke, the thief threw himself into the fire.

"Stop!" like a lion roaring east of the river, the witch's voice was so loud that it even alarmed the two guards at the entrance of the cave.

They hurriedly ran in and asked with panicked expressions, "What's wrong?"

"It's none of your business, get out!" the witch scolded, glancing at the two of them.

The two guards, look at me, I look at you, I don't understand what is wrong with the wizard who has never been very angry.

I couldn't understand it, so the two of them had to go down.

After the two of them left, the witch came up and grabbed the thief's arm: "Are you saying that this can cure my body?"

Seeing the entangled expression of the witch who was eager to try, but was afraid of disappointment, Ji Thief couldn't help but want to laugh, he endured, snorted, and nodded: "Even if it can't be cured, it can also improve your situation very well, Master Wizard." ”

The witch patted her chest and gasped, "Great, great. ”

However, the thief still threw it out.

Seeing this, the witch was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and at the same time, she trotted over to pick it up, slapped it clean in distress, and turned back angrily: "What are you doing!"

Ji Thief looked confident: "It's all this thing, let me delay the time to meet the wizard you, it's the bane, what do I don't throw it for!"

After saying this, the witch couldn't help but snort.

She also heard the meaning of the thief's words, and she was still complaining about herself.

She lowered her head and coughed twice: "This matter, it's my fault, I misunderstood you, warrior." ”

Ji Thief pretended to be deaf and dumb: "What, Master Wizard, what did you just say, I didn't hear it?"

The witch blushed, gritted her teeth and shouted, "It's all my fault, I'm sorry, I heard it now!"

Ji Thief's eyes couldn't close when he smiled: "Eh, I heard it now, Lord Wizard." ”

If the eyes could kill, the thief would have been broken into thousands of pieces by now.

Not wanting to debate too much with the thief on this issue, the witch took the ginger and asked the thief, "You said that this can cure my body, how can I cure it?"

Ji Thief said: "It's simple, just boil it with red dates and drink it in soup." ”

The witch didn't understand for a while: "What is it? What soup? What is the red date?"

Hearing this, the thief couldn't help but sigh, forgetting that there are no red dates and no concept of soup in this era.

After all, there are no soup utensils, so how can there be soup?

Seeing that the thief had a difficult look on her face, the witch just thought that something had happened again, frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"

Ji Thief came back to his senses: "No, no, I was talking nonsense just now, in fact, this ginger slice is attached to your stomach, and it can cure your illness Master Wizard." ”

Naturally, it was impossible for the witch to know what Ji Thief thought in her heart, and she was already a little happy after listening to Ji Thief's method of sticking ginger slices on her stomach.

"Really, just cut this weird, well, weird root into slices and put it on your belly?" asked the witch.

Ji Thief's face did not change in any way: "It's Jiang." ”

The witch muttered, "Ginger, what a strange name." ”

Ji Thief grinned and did not speak.

The witch didn't care about him, at this time her mind was all on the ginger block, after all, the dysmenorrhea was uncomfortable, although the wormwood group was useful, but the witch didn't know what wormwood was, the key, one day, she let the two guards at the door collect a lot of weeds back, but none of them worked, otherwise, she didn't bother to call the thief over.

There were stone shards in the cave, and because of the excitement, the witch even cut the ginger slices herself.

Ji Thief watched quietly from the side, and his heart was full of excitement.

I didn't think of it before, but now that I think about it, utensils are indispensable in life.

If nothing else, you can't eat barbecue every day, right?

How much carbon dioxide do you have to eat in your stomach? Now after being reminded by the witch, the thief felt that it was necessary to make a vessel, which could be used for both drinking hot water and cooking.

It's just that when it comes to making utensils, ordinary clay doesn't work at all, and even after mixing with water, the adhesion is a little insufficient.

The best material for making utensils is clay.

It's just that where is the best place to find something like clay?

By the way, isn't the termite burrow made of clay? Why have you forgotten this? As long as you break the termite burrow and take the soil, mix it with water to make the shape of the vessel, and process it with fire, then the utensil will come out.

I'm a real genius.

As soon as he figured this out, the thief was a little happy.

"Wow, this tastes weird. ”

At this moment, the witch who cut the ginger and made a slice smelled the ginger and made a dissatisfied sound.

The thief also came back to his senses, looked at the witch, and smiled, the resources that are now in front of him, if you don't use it, wouldn't it be a waste?