Song Tianbao, the head of the family, was drinking tea with a teapot, so he came up with a teapot to compose poems.

"Come, Li Si, give full play to your imagination, whether it is original or ancient poetry, as long as the description is appropriate, you can get high marks. ”

Song Tianbao has great expectations for this Li Si, because he is a powerful person among the servants of the Song family.

Su Xuan also began to look at him differently, and between then he took out a rectangular box from his pocket, what is this?

Su Xuan then looked down, only to see him open the box, and a pair of glasses appeared inside, lying down, it turned out that he was short-sighted.

But that's not the point, the point is that Su Xuan is keenly aware that the glasses don't have lenses......

Okay, let him continue, Li Si put on his glasses and coughed dryly, should there be applause here, sure enough, the crowd of onlookers applauded and cheered for him, after all, they were all from the Song family.

Song Tianbao nodded approvingly, as if an earth-shattering masterpiece of ghosts and gods was about to be born!

Su Xuan was almost scared, could it be that there are really strange people hidden on the mountain of Langma Peak, and he will not be unable to compete for the qualification of a civil and military teacher this time, no matter what, anyway, that Tianshan Snow Lotus must be stolen.

Opportunity, opportunity, Su Xuan thought that now is the perfect opportunity, let Qiu Ye go? Su Xuan is a hundred, a thousand, ten thousand is not at ease, don't forget that she is also a poisoned person, what if she gets the Tianshan Snow Lotus to eat in advance? Su Xuan and Li Yuanyuan are waiting to go west, it is too miserable.

So Su Xuan passed this idea, but he was still afraid that Qiu Ye would go secretly, but from here he could see the people outside, and seeing that Qiu Ye did not move, Su Xuan calmed his heart.

Li Si lived up to expectations and finally spoke!

"You should pity the floating color and hanging berry moss, and cherish the flowing gold and jade cheeks. Hugh laughed at the village Weng who was partial to things, and his mother-in-law brought tea by herself. ”

Sure enough, he is worthy of being the top potential writer among the servants of the Song family, don't look at what he said first, just this tongue-twisting text is beyond the reach of others, and immediately applause thunderous, Li Si kept saying thank you to the onlookers next to him, it is all your credit, without your praise, there would be no fruitful results for me.

"This Li Si is really extraordinary!"

Song Tianbao was also shocked, Nima, Li Si actually had such strength, too strong, why didn't he find out before.

Although Su Xuan's literary attainments are not particularly profound, he still reads something from Li Si's poems.

"Don't make any noise, is there any rule in the end, is it your turn to speak here?"

Su Xuan's sycophants were all over the place.

Song Tianbao, who was drinking tea in a small teapot, gave Su Xuan a thumbs up in his heart.

Everyone immediately quieted down, waiting for Song Tianbao to develop.

It's a pity that before he could start talking, Su Xuan started.

"Everyone, be quiet, judging from my years of research on literature, Li Si's poem should refer to the night pot!"

Song Tianbao was drinking tea with his mouth along the spout, and when he heard Su Xuan's words, he squirted out the tea in his mouth far away, and the others were also angry with Su Xuan.

"Su Xuan, don't talk nonsense. ”

Song Tianbao asked, and at the same time he began to think about the poem: You should pity the floating color and hanging berry moss, and cherish the flowing gold and jade cheeks. Hugh laughed at the village Weng who was partial to things, and his mother-in-law brought tea by herself.

", really, you may not be able to see it in the front, but the village in the back, aunt, self-explanation, damn, this Li Si is really talking about the night pot!"

Li Si was so frightened that he couldn't give up, what's wrong with the night pot, the night pot is also a pot, wasn't the reaction just now very good.

Su Xuan repeated the topic just now, and the topic just now was to make a teapot as a poem.

Song Tianbao still has the tea in the teapot in his mouth, if you follow Li Si's poetry, it means that the teapot in his hand is a night pot, and the tea is urine, and there is no one who insults him so openly.

"Drag it away! ”

Song Tianbao let his whole body tremble, what kind of goods did he encounter today, he originally thought that he could meet the literary generals of the Song family, but now he looks at a group of strange goods.

The next one is Wang Wu.

Wang Wu has a lot of pockmarks on his face, it is precisely because others are less close to him, he is lonely and lonely and cold will read books and chat with himself, it is in this way that he will read poetry and books, although his face is not good, but his temperament is good, he shook the broken hair in front of his forehead, and said with a hideous face: "Please ask the question, I can't stand it." ”

"Oh, that's great. ”

Song Tianbao finally saw a person who was so eager for knowledge, as the saying goes, the virtuous do not avoid relatives, the virtuous do not avoid ugliness, it is better to be ugly, and it is better to distract her daughter when she is studying with her.

Song Tianbao pointed to things to compose poems, walked a few steps and didn't find any good items, after thinking about it for a while, he still didn't expect that he would have known that he would have read more books back then.

"Well, you can write a poem on bamboo. ”

Song Tianbao didn't want to see the first two like that just now, it was too embarrassing for the Song family, so he deliberately came up with a simple question this time, bamboo, it's not difficult.

"Okay, then my Wang Wu will dedicate my ugliness today, and dedicate a song of bamboo and stone to everyone, insisting that the green mountains will not relax, and the roots will be in the broken rocks. Thousands of blows are still strong, and the wind blows from east to west, north and south. ”

it, it's awesome.

The people next to him were still in infinite shock, not only did this poem not twist the mouth, but it also sounded literary, and it was very allegorical when I heard it, I didn't expect that Wang Wu's literary level had reached such a level, which was impressive.

Everyone is waiting for Song Tianbao's comments, this poem can definitely get 100 points, if you get 99 points, that point must be because he is too ugly, but this is a trivial matter, today's literary field, Wang Wu won.

"Well, very good, very good, did you do this?" Song Tianbao asked.

"The head of the house is right, it is the contemptible man's doing, that night I got up in the middle of the night to go to the hut, I heard the bamboo being blown by the wind, I was afraid of ghosts, I suddenly came to the inspiration, as long as I ran back to the room as soon as possible, regardless of the east, west, north and south winds. ”

Wang Wufazi said in his heart, waiting for Song Tianbao to announce the final results.

He's finally going to announce!

"I announce that the results of Wang Wu in this literary examination are ......"

Everyone held their breath, Wang Wu's performance was so amazing that some people even thought that they might get 101 points, and the full score was only 100 points.

"Wait!"

Su Xuan, who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, stood up, how could he tolerate that other people's grades were higher than his own? That was simply insulting the IQ of a genius, and it would never work.

"Oh, what are you going to do, it's not your turn yet, you're next. ”

Song Tianbao looked at him and said.

"I have doubts about his poetry. ”

"Then you hurry up, there are so many people waiting in the back. ”

Su Xuan looked at everyone, and then at Wang Wu, convinced that he was really Wang Wu and not Zheng Xie.

"To tell you the truth, Wang Wu lied! The author of this poem is not him, but a famous painter Zheng Xie. ”

Su Xuan saw that everyone else was staring at the others and waiting for the following, Su Xuan was very satisfied with this result, so he said: "Zhushi is a seven-character quatrain composed by the great painter Zheng Xie. This poem is a bamboo poem. What the poet praises is not the softness of bamboo, but the fortitude of bamboo. By singing the praises of the strong bamboo in the broken rock, the author implicitly expresses his noble thoughts and sentiments that he will never follow the trend. ”

Everyone came to their senses, it turned out that this was the case, just now they worshiped Wang Wu blindly for a while, and it turned out that the one named Zheng Xie was the main master.

A few fanatical fans asked: "Then where is Zheng Xie now, I'm going to go to him for an autograph, he wrote it really well!"

"He's dead. ”

"Well, I'm not going to look for him. ”

……

The head of the family, Song Tianbao, was going to give Wang Wu 100 points, but before he could say it, he asked Su Xuan to interrupt, but the interruption was so good that it almost made Wang Wu coax him over, it seems that Su Xuan is really sharp-eyed.

"Ahem, just now I was about to announce Wang Wu's 0 points, but I was interrupted by Su Xuan, just now I wanted to tell you about Zheng Xie, since Su Xuan has already told me about it, then I will be exempted. As for Wang Wu, although there is talent, such as being able to recite this bamboo and stone, but the character is very problematic, so I decided that those who fail in character cannot continue to compete, carry away, and the next one!"

Wang Wu had no objection to this result, but he reserved the right to appeal, and said to the people next to him that it was the inspiration he came up with when he went to the toilet in the middle of the night, but he didn't expect it to be plagiarized, and he said that he would kill him when he met that Zheng Xie.

Wang Wu glanced at Su Xuan, if it wasn't for Su Xuan exposing him, he might really get a high score, Su Xuan also used his strength to suppress his opponent.

"Su Xuan, why are you doing this, Song Shuangshuang likes me, why don't you have compassion at all!"

After saying that, he ran away crying.

Everyone was surprised, what? The eldest lady likes pockmarked faces? If that's the case, everyone will make pockmarked faces.

"Hmph, Wang Wu is really a toad who wants to eat swan meat. ”

Song Tianbao said disdainfully, even if Song Tianbao had no opinion, Xiao Shuangshuang would not like him.

"Come, Su Xuan, don't look at the excitement, now it's your turn. ”

Song Tianbao told him that since Su Xuan exposed Wang Wu just now, everyone became more and more interested in him.

Xiao Shuangshuang saw that it was so lively on the second floor of the lobby, and at a glance, it was Brother Su Xuan who was going to compete, she stood on tiptoe on the second floor and looked down, you must do well in the exam, I have been waiting for you to become a gold medal companion.

"I'm already ready, you can do it. ”

Su Xuan is powerful, in the last silent writing of the three-character scripture, Su Xuan easily got a full score, and this time he will continue with a full score.

"Hehe, young people don't be too rampant, they are easy to be impetuous, and they are easy to have problems with high eyes and low hands. ”

Song Tianbao seemed to be persuading, but he didn't want Su Xuan, an outsider, to get a high score.

"Just now I used bamboo to test Wang Wu, can you tell that the author of bamboo and stone is Zheng Xie, it seems that you are familiar with bamboo? ”

Everyone looked at Su Xuan to see how he responded.

"This is too simple, let's start with a song of Su Dongpo's bamboo: I would rather eat no meat, not live without bamboo, no meat makes people thin, and no bamboo makes people vulgar. ”

Su Xuan answered almost immediately, without hesitation, and his reaction speed and ability to answer were very strong.

"This ......"

Everyone was dumbfounded, this wouldn't have been done yet, it was just two seconds of effort.

Su Xuan saw that Song Tianbao was still a little confused, and said, "Why don't I change it again." ”