Chapter 153: Kung Fu

In the vast Mojave Desert, on the yellow sand next to the endless highway, a battered Mercedes-Benz sports car is parked, and directly opposite is a fierce black Hummer SUV. Michelle Rodriguez, dressed in black leather and wearing sunglasses, stands in front of the Humvee with his hands crossed over his chest, flanked by two muscular men with fleshy faces, while the trio stands in front of the Mercedes.

Two film camera racks are set up in front of them, naturally one is shooting Michelle's side, and the other is shooting a trio, and Wang Yang, Harry George and other film crews are working next to them. In the distance behind are parked the crew's large trucks, buses, and several private cars.

All the interior footage has been filmed, and now this location scene tells the story of the trio who come to the desert to meet the gang at the appointed time after winning enough money to redeem Doug from the gangsters at the casino.

Looking at the three funny men opposite, Michelle looked disdainful and contemptuous, snapped his fingers twice, and said, "Take him out." As soon as the words fell, a bald muscular man under her pulled out of the Hummer a man with a white hood and his hands tied, and Zach, Bradley, and Ed all shouted excitedly: "Doug! Doug!" Michelle pushed Doug rudely and scolded: "Give me the money, or I'll kill you all the bitches!"

Soon, the trio, who had failed in the negotiation, had no choice but to throw the money to her first, and when the bald muscular man removed Doug's white hood, the three of them immediately let out a shocked sigh of astonishment, only to see that the person was Will Smith, whose mouth was covered with black tape, and he struggled and screamed "hmm".

"Oh, **!Who the fuck is this guy!?" Bradley shook his hand angrily and shouted, "Miss Miller, we want Doug, it's Doug!" Zach looked dazed, and Ed clenched his fists and screamed. Michelle was also a little surprised, and wondered, "What kind of shit are you talking about? He's Doug!" Ed couldn't help but yell, "We want a white man!"

"That's none of my business. Michelle pouted disinterestedly, waved his hand, and the bald muscular man tore the tape off Will's mouth, and Will Smith immediately scolded continuously: "I told you to catch the wrong person! Big breasted chick! Alan! What the hell are you doing! I've been locked up in it for a day, and I almost scared me to death, what the fuck is going on!?"

Seeing that they seemed to know each other, Bradley couldn't help but ask in amazement, "Allen, who is this guy?" Zach said with a frown, "He seems to be the one who sold ecstasy to me." Will yelled, "I'm not selling any ecstasy!" Bradley looked at Michelle impatiently and asked, "Where's Doug?"

Will Smith yelled angrily, "Man, I'm Doug!" Bradley turned to look at him and said angrily, "I thought you were Will Smith!" Will suddenly looked proud and grinned, "Yes Man, there are a lot of people who say I look a lot like him, but he's not as handsome as me and not as cool as me, and, see? He doesn't have my mole." He turned his face sideways, and saw a large black mole sticking to his right cheek.

"Who cares about you shit!" Bradley was about to go crazy, and Zach laughed happily and said to Will, "Your name is Doug, classic misunderstanding." Michelle over there let out a weird hey mock and said, "A bunch of stupid **, go." ”

Wang Yang finally laughed out loud, stopped the camera, and said, "Cut! Not bad!" This group's shots have been filmed for almost a morning, and they have experimented with many different versions of the effect, Will Smith is very good at this kind of small role, how to play how to be funny; the trio is also excellent, and they were nervous for a while in front of the actor, and then recovered immediately, but Michelle still seems to be a little worse.

Hearing the shout stop, everyone laughed heartily, and couldn't hear the lines clearly in the distance, Jaden Smith, who was led by the assistant, jumped up and down to his father, who heard his mother say "Daddy is going to play with Young" and had to follow. Wang Yang smiled: "Rest for a while before shooting, Michelle, come with me." With that, he walked to the side, and Michelle answered with an "ok" and followed.

"Misha, you're still a little not open enough to get involved. Stepping on the soft sand, Wang Yang shrugged his shoulders, looked at Michelle's face full of wild beauty, and said: "Actually, I don't need you to be weird, I don't want you to abandon your temperament." I just need your temperament, so that after post-processing and soundtrack, I can get the effect I want. ”

Michelle nodded, followed in his footsteps, and asked, "Then how do you want me to act?" Wang Yang couldn't help laughing, this woman was very straightforward and impatient, and said: "I can't say it directly, because it's you, not me, and I don't know how to act, you know I'm a guide." ”

"A good actor can fit into the script and then jump out of the script, and I don't have any requirements for this role now. He looked at Michelle, who was listening carefully, and said with a smile: "Just want a fun 'Michelle Rodriguez', do you understand what it means?" Michelle said as if he didn't understand: "Maybe." Wang Yang suddenly raised his voice and said, "Play!"

He looked at the trio who were giggling with Jaden not far away, and guided: "When you are acting in a drama, you have to devote yourself to it and act seriously and seriously, and now when you are acting in this kind of comedy, we have to play it, so that we can burst out more interesting expressions and lines." You're confident, you've got personality, but you're acting too serious and quiet, you can be sexy wild, you can be violent wild, you can be funny wild, you know?"

"Okay, I'll try. Michelle nodded heavily. Wang Yang glanced at her with a smile and said, "Misha, what you have to do is not to design an assembly line, but to be casual." He patted her on the shoulder and walked back to the crew.

Looking at the director, who was two years younger than himself, Michelle smiled, followed behind him, and asked with some curiosity: "Actually, why did you invite me to play this role? I'm not a funny person in the first place." Wang Yang looked back at her suspiciously, and said, "Didn't you say it before, it's suitable!" He swung his fist a few times hard, making the air crackle, and said with a smile: "You are the most suitable for the hard line, girls punch, it's cool." ”

Michelle laughed, remembering that at the Sundance Film Festival two years ago, he had said the same thing, "You're tougher and wilder than Angelina Jolie." also said that there was an opportunity to cooperate, but she was not interested in those campus films, although he also said, "I won't look for you to shoot youth campuses", she always thought that he would find her to play a hard woman and a violent woman, but she didn't expect it to be a comedy.

For a long time, she thought that his words at that time were just polite, because. Michelle grinned, "I thought you only liked the kind of girl who was very sweet and delicate." ”

"No, not exactly. Wang Yang couldn't help laughing, shrugged his shoulders and smiled: "I also like wild hard women, by the way, I suggested Jessica to take your route." Michelle smiled suspiciously: "Really?

Wang Yang smiled and nodded, Jessica will always leave youth idol films soon, so how will her future drama develop? After a little scanning of the messy movies she would have made, he almost got an answer. He smiled: "Adventure, action, martial arts, hardcore." I said to her, 'Forget your face, you have that temperament.' It's going to be harder, but it's going to be in good shape, haha. ”

"You little bastard. Michelle laughed too. Wang Yang winked at her, and said, "Let me tell you some things, the reason why I invited you is to make you addicted to comedy, so that Jesse can have one less screen opponent." Michelle shook his fist at him and smiled, "Then you're such a slut!

Seeing her "crazy" appearance compared to before, Wang Yang naturally didn't care about that foul language, but was very happy in his heart, and said with a smile: "Your fist is weak and weak." ”

"I heard you know kung fu?" Michelle looked at him with interest, he was tall, muscular, and looked like he could fight. Wang Yang nodded and said, "Well, I've practiced since I was a child, and that's the real hard work." Michelle stopped and smiled, "How about I fight with you?"

Wang Yang frowned suspiciously for a while, and asked rhetorically: "What?" Michelle waved his fist eagerly, and said, "Let's fight!" Wang Yang frowned and glanced her up and down, it was less than 170cm tall, and it was a woman, he shook his head and smiled: "No, you won't want it." ”

Unconvinced, Michelle took on a boxing posture and said, "You think I'm a Barbie doll? I grew up fighting, and I've practiced boxing! Come on, let me see kung fu, it's just a friendly match!" She hooked her fingers and said defiantly, "Come on!"

"Hmm......" Wang Yang looked at her with a funny face for a long time, he hadn't fought and played friendly matches for a long time, so let her go crazy. He smiled, raised his fist as well, and said, "Okay, let's have a fight." Michelle curled the corners of his mouth, touched his fist, and said, "That's like words!"

"Extra, extra--Jan and Michelle are going to fight! Jan and Michelle are going to fight!" Joshua took the director's microphone, stepped on the prop box with one foot, and shouted: "Fantastic director vs hardcore actress, the big battle is about to break out! The game will be a fight without rules, but no one must be hurt! Extra--extra-"

Everyone on the set in this desert immediately gathered around with laughter and shouts, and Wang Yang and Michelle stood on the yellow sand between the crowds on both sides, two meters apart. Zack, Bradley, and Ed next to him all waved and laughed and shouted, "Do you need a ticket?", "I support girls!" Will Smith, who was holding Jaden, also whistled, and Harry George carried a camera and laughed: "Director, you play hard, I'm in charge of recording!

"Hey, Jan, don't hurt the girls. Joshua's laughter was heard far, far away through amplification. Michelle touched his fists like a fist and shouted, "You people, look at the girls punching!" The female members of the crew immediately clapped their hands and screamed, shouting: "Clean him up!", "Down with him!"

Looking at the crazy audience around him, Wang Yang spread his hands and smiled: "I don't want to fight, I feel like I'm bullying girls." Michelle's face was full of unruliness, and said, "Man, don't talk nonsense, e-on!" Wang Yang stopped talking, jumped slightly, and faced her with both hands clenched into fists. Michelle asked with some confusion: "This is not a kung fu pose, does it? ”

Although there are many kinds of kung fu postures, but now he is really not Bajiquan, Wang Yang smiled: "I don't need kung fu first, I'm afraid of hurting you." "He hasn't used Baji Boxing in a fight for a long time, it's usually random free fighting, Baji's moves and boxing style are very strong, and he wants to hurt people as soon as he makes a move, although he can control it, but if there is any accident, it will be serious.

What he learned is not the kind of market-oriented, child's play, swaggering and deceitful Baji boxing, and the boxing that he has practiced martial arts since he was a child is not a joke, if he punches it with all his strength, it is estimated that he can directly break a tonnage girl like Michelle.

"Look down on me?!" Michelle's face was full of anger and provocation, and said, "Do what you are best at!" Everyone on both sides also shouted one after another, "Please, show something!" Wang Yang quickly thought about his control ability, and felt that there would be no problem, so his body stopped moving, he stood firm, his fists stretched out a little, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll fulfill you!"

Michelle let out a long roar, and then rushed over with a heavy fist, and the two fists kept smashing in the direction of Wang Yang's cheek, and the person who should have practiced boxing since she was a child should not be vulnerable, so she didn't keep her hand.

Looking at her fist clearly, Wang Yang kept retreating and dodging left and right with a smile on his face, sweeping the yellow sand on the ground and gradually flying, and everyone in the crew next to him kept shouting and cheering, and the happy and tense scene was as if he was fighting a championship match in the ring.

"Hey, you bastard, why do you always hide!!" Michelle couldn't punch a single punch under the chaotic punch, and suddenly shouted in annoyance, "Ah!" At the same time, she swung another right hand punch.

Wang Yang didn't retreat this time, he turned sideways flexibly, and then grabbed her right elbow like a swift wind, twisted it hard, and hit her right foot with his feet. Michelle suddenly let out a painful "ah", Wang Yang took advantage of the situation, and threw her who lost her balance to the sand, of course, he didn't use any force during the whole process, and he didn't kick her fibula.

With an exclamation of "oh", he quickly crouched down on his knees in one go, and struck his right fist from top to bottom to Michelle's throat, and the fluttering fist stopped above her throat. Seeing her look of surprise that she couldn't react at all, he smiled: "It's over, if I use all my strength with this punch, you will be dead." ”

"Wow!" Joshua exclaimed in a daze, his eyes did not blink, and he said in his heart, "Unbelievable! I have known Yang for four years, and today I have only seen what his kung fu is all about...... Fortunately, I didn't fight him!" Zach and the others around him, all the crew members laughed and applauded, and they were equally surprised, and coaxed: "Wow, that's amazing!", "It's cool!" The battle ended too quickly, and if it was real, it would probably be really fatal.

Michelle rubbed her right elbow, looking at the blue sky above, her young and handsome face, and the people around her, she couldn't help laughing, and said with a smile: "Fight with the director, hahaha...... Man, this is madness! Oh my God, this is still on set and making a movie?"

The crowd laughed happily and whistled incessantly. Wang Yang pulled her up hard, and said with a smile: "Of course this is the set and the movie! But that's how we are, interesting? That's right!" As he spoke, he turned around at the members of the crew and said with a smile: "Welcome to the crew of "The Hangover"!"

"It's not over yet!" said Michelle, who had just stood up, and threw a punch in his back. Over there, Wang Yang's body turned around reflexively, his feet slipped and propped up, the whole person was a little shorter and the ground was in a triangular posture, and the entire right shoulder was suddenly attached to Michelle's soft chest that rushed to front of him, and he hit it hard, and with a bang, she suddenly flew out backwards, and her body fell to the ground uncontrollably.

"Oh my!" everyone in the crew exclaimed, and in less than three seconds, Michelle rushed over to attack, and she bounced off...... Looking at Michelle, who was lying on the ground with a painful face, clutching her chest and coughing hard, everyone was very worried, Wang Yang hurriedly stepped forward and squatted down, supported her shoulder, frowned and asked, "Are you okay?" Just now his body naturally used the mountain leaning, but fortunately he didn't use any strength when he was sober, otherwise he would have played big.

Michelle coughed and shook her head, and smiled, "Ahem, it's okay...... I lost. Wang Yang rolled his eyes with a smile, knowing that it would not be lethal to the extent just now, at most it would be uncomfortable for a while. He patted her on the shoulder and smiled, "Oh, I'm so happy!" ”

Seeing that she was okay, everyone breathed a sigh of relief and laughed again, clapping and shouting vigorously, Harry George, who was carrying the camera, shouted excitedly: "Dude, it's been filmed! It's amazing, you should go fight Stallone!" Wang Yang pulled up Michelle, and smiled and hugged his fists around to thank him. At this time, the fat Zach suddenly pushed Bradley, who was also watching the excitement, out and shouted, "Hey, director, Phil wants to fight you!"

Looking at Bradley, who was stumbling, he was the same height, the same weight, and a muscular man...... Wang Yang's eyes were quite interested, and he was a little interested, and said with a smile: "Hey, Phil, do you want to fight?"

"Fight, fight!" The crowd around them laughed and shouted in unison, waving their fists as if they had returned to the gladiatorial arena of ancient Rome. Bradley looked pretended to be mad, and said, "How do I fight? How do I fight?" But this is also his heart, he feels that he is not much better than Michelle!

Seeing that he seemed to be about to retreat, everyone immediately booed, Wang Yang smiled and said: "Please, I won't be serious, I still need you to finish filming this movie!" Bradley, who knew that there was no way out, took a deep breath, clenched his fists and posed, and said with a smile: "Okay, I have also practiced some martial arts." ”

In the midst of the coaxing shouts, Wang Yang smiled and hugged Bradley's fists and said, "Come on!" Bradley suddenly rushed over with a fist. Wang Yang didn't continue to use the Eight Extremes move, because in that case, he could solve the flawed opponent in three or four moves, and he couldn't enjoy it at all, so he used free fighting first. Both of them didn't use much force, but the scene was quite a bit of a "professional boxing match".

"Wow whoa!" Michelle waved his fist excitedly and shouted, "Director, kill him!" Zach and Ed both laughed and shouted: "Phil, you can't lose, Doug is in his hands!" Will Smith's little Jaden's eyes lit up, and he suddenly shouted: "I want to learn kung fu! I want to learn kung fu!" Will laughed and said, "Oh, man, have you found your dream?" Harry George, who was filming, smiled at the microphone on the camera, "Guys, see, this is really crazy on the set!"

Joshua also saw that he was also wow, he took out his mobile phone and called Jessica, and as soon as he connected, he shouted, "Wow, Jessica, you should have come and see, Jan is fighting! cool!" Jessica over there couldn't help but be shocked "something", and quickly asked, "Jan is fighting? God, what's going on!?"

"No, no, no, wow, that's a cool move!" Joshua shouted cheeringly before replying with a smile: "Don't worry, it's nothing, it's him and Bradley playing a friendly match, and he just cleaned up Michelle before." Jessica breathed a sigh of relief and scolded with a smile: "You say it clearly, don't scare me! But what's going on? Why is this happening?" Seeing Wang Yang over there shouting, it seemed that he was about to change his posture, Joshua said quickly: "Wow, don't say it, Yang seems to be going to fight seriously, bye-bye!"

With a pop, Bradley was hit by the mountain lean and flew out, and immediately became dusty...... Hearing the beep on her phone, Jessica shook her head with a smile, but still finished her sentence and said, "Well, let him stop hurting people." After that, she slowly waved her right fist in front of her eyes and laughed, how could she fight on the set?

"It was a really good, very crazy set, probably only on the crew of Marvel Young. You're out there, you're going to be in that convivial atmosphere, you're going to be in that way, you're not going to be funny, you're always thinking, 'How can I be more fun?' and then you're like, 'Nothing else, just have fun!' and you're going to do that, and you're going to have crazy ideas. ”

This is Michelle Rodriguez's latest blog post "Love this crazy set"! She was invited by Wang Yang to open a blogger, she wrote in the article: "Today we actually fought, haha, of course it was just a friendly match. I also wanted to know why? The set turned into a fighting arena? Whatever! But I lost badly, and I was cleaned up by Yang in a few moments, and my shoulder still hurts faintly. ”

"But don't get me wrong, Young didn't do much at all, I brought it on myself, and Bradley was even worse, he almost had a concussion. Want to know what's going on? Want to see how I'm beaten? Wait for the next DVD, haha. ”

What makes Wang Yang happy is that since the fight, Michelle Rodriguez seems to have suddenly opened his mind, or really played crazy. In the scene of exchanging hostages in the desert, Michelle asked the prop master to find a toothpick to hold in his mouth, and successfully played the daughter of an unruly and arrogant gangster boss, the language tone is full of violence, but everything is performed in a funny way, and the contrast of joy may even lead her to act seriously in the future, and the audience will laugh.

Her explosive performance also made Wang Yang decide to reshoot some of her previous shots, including her first appearance of "suddenly jumping out of the trunk of a Mercedes-Benz". But until now, the Mercedes-Benz sports car that has been used has been in tatters has been in tatters, so the crew found a good car of the same model to shoot.

"Doug, Doug!" Next to the Las Vegas highway, the trio excitedly opened the trunk of the Mercedes Benz, and suddenly, Michelle, who was wearing a bra and panties, jumped out of it, kicked Bradley in the chest with his left foot, and kicked him all the way out.

Bradley lay on the ground in pain and wailed, Michelle jumped out of the car, "Drink, hey" a few hard moves, knocked the stunned Ed to the ground, and finally kicked his little brother, Ed let out a terrible "oh" sound, rolled on the ground with his pants, and his glasses fell to the side and shattered.

"You want to fuck me?" Michelle glared at Zach with a pair of fierce eyes and a clenched fist. Fat Zack was so frightened that he stepped back, stretched out a hand, and shouted for mercy: "Nobody wants to you, nobody! We're in a gang, we're in a gang, I hate Angelina-Jolie, I hate her! We're in a gang!" He gasped with difficulty, and his voice trembled and said, "It's not your fault, I always thought this was Santa Nimoka......"

Michelle still roared and rushed towards him, about to lift Zach up with both hands, spin in the air a few times, and slam it to the ground. But when she grabbed Zach's feet and couldn't lift them with all her might, she almost fell, and she laughed and said, "Oh my God, he's so fat!"

"Hahaha-" Bradley and Eddard, who were lying on the ground, both laughed and pounded the ground, and everyone in the film crew laughed, and Zach puffed his belly and said proudly, "Fat is my strength." ”

"Cut!" Wang Yang, who was standing behind the camera, shouted with a smile, "I said I was going to hang the steel cable, how could you lift it?" Michelle smiled and propped his hands on his waist and said, "The main thing is that he is too excessive." Wang Yang ignored her, shouted with the microphone and said to the stuntman with a smile: "Hey, prepare to hang the tightrope!" Hang Zack in the air in this way, and then cooperate to complete this set of shots, and then use CGI technology to erase the traces, everything looks like the real thing.

Soon, under the manipulation of the stuntman, Zack's waist was covered with a steel rope, and the whole person was hoisted up. Michelle roared, his hands on his side, and spun as much as he could. Zach screamed "ahhhh

"Hmph!" Michelle gave them a cold look, wiped his nose with his thumb, and walked away slowly.

(To be continued)