It wasn't until the boat was offshore that everyone on board breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, the painting boat was driving, and everyone looked back to see that the enthusiastic Chinese people were chasing the painting boat by the lake, chasing all the way and shouting eagerly: "Teacher Su is amazing." Brother Hai is so good!""Happy Lantern Festival. ”

That kind of heartfelt enthusiasm made the painting boat deeply touched by everyone, not to mention Hu Yinan and Meng Dun, even Guo Wei, Leng Zhe and others have a sense of pride in becoming "national heroes".

Director Ouyang also waved this fist rarely, and said excitedly: "After today's Lantern Festival, our Yanhuang culture has officially become the mainstream of the world!"

Although Renna was also excited, she hummed: "That's not necessarily, it depends on the final results of the box office of "Drunken Fist 2" and "Raiders of the Lost Ark". ”

The two films are still hot, but after the Lantern Festival, the collapse of the Western literary world, coupled with the credit crisis of Sotheby's Group, Indiana Jones, the tomb robber, is afraid that it will arouse the audience's disgust even more.

"Drunken Fist 2" has the certainty of this box office war, which should increase a lot.

At this time, Xiao Xu, who came to the boat with Director Ouyang, kept looking at Su Huai dumbfounded.

"What are you looking at?" Renna was very upset that this bragging computer engineer didn't help at all, causing them to work blindly for a long time.

"I'm looking to see if Mr. Su is an earthling. Xiao Xu smacked his tongue and said:

"The computer can't match the couplet, how did Mr. Su come up, his brain is more powerful than the computer? Mr. Su, you shouldn't be someone who travels through time and space, right?

Ji Qiaoqiao smiled beside him: "If you want to cross, Brother Xiao Su also crossed over from ancient times." ”

Everyone laughed when they heard this, but Su Huai touched his nose and admitted:

"Actually, I came from another parallel space, that time and space Huaxia did not experience a catastrophe, the culture was preserved, and everyone was very wealthy, they all used mobile phones to access the Internet, what knowledge, just look it up on the computer, so I know so much. ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed even more happily.

"Teacher Su, don't tease Xiao Xu~ He will believe it. Director Ouyang smiled from ear to ear.

Su Huai looked at the fanatical crowd chasing the painting boat along the coast, and secretly said in his heart, to be honest, no one believes it!

Ren Na also clapped her hands at this time, and said happily: "Come on, I've been busy running around since noon today, and now it's finally over, and it's time for us to celebrate the Lantern Festival." ”

At this time, I watched the service staff on the painting boat, carrying a plate of dishes full of color and fragrance.

Although I ate a lot of "Xihu Famous Dishes" invented by Su Huai at noon, the portion was too small, and now Renna asked the chefs to prepare it carefully, and the world-famous Dongpo meat, Su Black Duck and other famous dishes were served one by one.

The crowd had been busy all afternoon and evening, and they were already hungry, and they all cheered and began to feast.

Su Huai was also in good spirits, clinking glasses and drinking with everyone, and he also sang the wine order and punished each other for drinking.

Ji Qiaoqiao and Ren Na were smiling like flowers, cheering on the side, and everyone laughed.

After three rounds of drinking, Brother Hai also grabbed Su Huai and asked:

"Xiao Su, I just saw that you thought about it for a quarter of an hour, tell me how many couplets you had in mind?

Su Huai was also a little drunk at this time, and said with a free smile:

"In fact, I have already read this couplet, which is included in Chen Zisheng's "Zhongzhou Thatched Cottage Collection" in the Ming Dynasty, which made the last three sentences, which are: "The smoke locks the pond willows, and the lamp hangs down the brocade sill waves." Echo tried dancing for the first time, and the willow was broken and the song was heard. ’…… And the sentence of the lamp-inlaid winery, I don't think it's the best, I've seen a better one in ancient books. “

Everyone listened curiously, there was a better sentence, Su Huai was bragging.

"Xiao Su, you're lying to my brother about this, right? Is there a better one? Why don't you use it?" Brother Hai smiled and said, "I don't believe there is anything better." ”

Gu Rang also shook his head and said: "Impossible, Chen Zisheng's sentence of 'this lamp hangs down the brocade threshold wave' in the Ming Dynasty is far worse than you." ”

Su Huai tapped the wine glass with chopsticks and smiled drunkenly:

"Listen, this couplet, smoke locks the pond willows, and the wine sells dust and dreams~~~"

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and the engineer Xiao Xu said dumbly: "The order of the five elements is not right~"

But at this time, Brother Hai, Gu Rang, Ji Qiaoqiao, and Guo Wei all applauded: "What a dream of selling wine!!"

Everyone was in high spirits at this time, and Ji Qiaoqiao smiled in that moving voice:

"Those Europeans and Americans are thinking about those slate anagrams, thinking about those writing rules, I'm afraid they won't be able to appreciate this sentence~

Wine sells dust and dreams~ It's just some mundane things~"

Everyone was drunk and singing, everyone felt happy, and the boat was driving far away in the night, and the shore was no longer visible.

After three rounds of drinking, the painting boat stopped, and Renna proposed: "It's time to Huxinzhou, the statue of Confucius should have been shipped, why don't we take a group photo in front of the statue together, today is really memorable." ”

In order to replace the North Korean Confucian statue at the United Nations headquarters, the Jiangnan Chamber of Commerce took over the remodeling of the statue of Confucius, and Su Huai decided to make two, in addition to the one at the United Nations headquarters, and set up another one in the center of the lake in Xihu.

Everyone took a lively group photo in front of the statue of Confucius, and Brother Hai turned his head to look at the statue of Confucius in a drunken and confused way, and couldn't help but ask Su Huaidao curiously:

"Xiao Su~ Why don't you let the craftsman carve this Confucius more handsomely, this is too ordinary. ”

Everyone looks at Sage Su so handsome and handsome every day, and they also have infinite reverie for Sage Kong in their hearts, but they didn't expect his appearance to be so ordinary.

Su Huai looked up at the stone statue and said dumbly: "He just looks like this, not every cultural person has my appearance." ”

Everyone laughed.

Director Ouyang is a proletarian, and when he took a group photo just now, he also stepped aside in order to avoid suspicion, and at this time he was also a little curious and asked Su Huaidao:

"Teacher Su, I have heard your argument with the Korean Confucian Academy, you said that 'the people can make it', what Confucius said, is it really the same as what you said?"

Su Huai turned his head to look at Director Ouyang, and then looked at Guo Wei, Ji Qiaoqiao and other Sumen disciples around him, waved his hand and said:

"Actually, I don't know, words have context, occasion, the same words, there will be countless interpretations, as for what Confucius expressed, that only he himself knows, no matter how later generations interpret it, but it is just speculation... If we are not gods, how can we be arrogant enough to fully interpret the ancients?"

The Sumen disciples all looked at each other and laughed, knowing that their teacher liked to fool people.

Director Ouyang was thoughtful, his eyes suddenly flashed, and he asked Su Huaidao: "Then Teacher Su, since Confucius's remarks are inconclusive, I'm afraid that Confucius is not perfect?"

Su Huai said: "There are no perfect people in this world, there are always times when they make mistakes. ”

At this time, Ouyang Ju said earnestly:

"Mr. Su, in fact, I wanted to suggest to you a long time ago, the anti-corruption film you filmed is about to be broadcast, and you promote Confucianism in Sumen, there will be troubles in the future, and I don't know how many powerful people in the country will be offended by then.

Nowadays, there are already many people in China who are questioning Confucius, and if you respect him so much, you are afraid that you will be caught by others and then slandered you. ”[.]