Chapter 805: Take off your pants and fart
There is no suspense, the wind and dust female cultivator Liang Ruyi dissipates the fragrance and flies the soul in public, and the person who made the shot made Shangguan Chen frightened, it was Zhuang Yao, who had disappeared for more than half a month, decisive and sharp, and finally saw the ruthless side.
"Alas~~~" Anzi sighed lightly, stepped forward to hug the wide-eyed jade body, and stroked it lightly: "Could it be that you meet a white lotus in this filthy place, I hope God has eyes and will be a good person in the next life." ”
"Zhuang Yao, why?" Shangguan Chen asked slightly angrily.
"The owner has an order, Yao'er doesn't dare to disobey. ”
"Cut~~~ It's a good one who doesn't dare to disobey. Anzi got up and took off the purple-veined gourd and shook it, and said, "Change your brand." ”
"Are you willing?"
"There are many things outside the body, so I ask you if you dare. ”
"I'll trade with you. Xia Houfang interjected.
"Okay, kowtow to the master 10,000 rings, and Lao Tzu will send you for nothing. ”
"You ......"
"What are you staring at! After entering a third-rate sect, you really think you are a character? grass~"
"Bold!" It is taboo to insult the sect in public, and there is a master who immediately appears, it is the palace surnamed Fu, Shangguan Chen is urgently protected, and the big monkey Haotian stick jumps into the building with his hand and grinning.
"Damn brute!" Xia Houfang hated monkeys the most, and the sword in his hand trembled.
"Boy, what did Shi Cai say?" The aura of the palace surnamed Fu approached with a strong step.
"It's Lao Tzu who said it, what's the matter?
"Look for death!"
can be called an uncle, and those who have seen extraordinary knowledge must have the ability, how can they not be angry when they are humiliated in public by a wind and thunder refining body, the surname Fu is as fast as lightning, Shangguan Chen and the big monkey didn't have time to react when they heard An Zi scream, and he burst out of three zhang old blood, crossed his hands and put one leg on his head and half knelt on the ground, Fengqilou suddenly shook three times, and the ground was concave.
"Ahem~~~Hey~~~ It's really hard enough!"
"Senior brother!" Shangguan Chen was frightened enough.
"I'm fine. After being helped up, Anzi continued to provoke the other party to make a move, and said: "Lao Tzu really didn't say that the so-called masters of the third-rate sect are nothing more than that. ”
"Uncle Shi!" others didn't know, how could Zhuang Yao not understand, and said hurriedly: "He~ He is deliberately provoking you." ”
"Provoke me?" Uncle Fu was puzzled.
"He ......"
"Sister Yao, who are you?" Anzi interjected and went straight to the point, making him make a choice.
"This palace is a person from Piaoyunfang, and if you want to keep the secret, you will obediently hand over the gourd. ”
"Simple, take the sign in exchange. ”
"Really!" Uncle Fu grabbed the white, his eyes obviously shining.
"It couldn't be more true. ”
"Uncle Fu. Xia Houfang saw that something bad was going to happen, and said: "The owner of the workshop has an order, and he can only use my brand if he wants to enter the workshop." ”
"Well said. The gourd is determined to win, and the Fu surname Bengong said: "Uncle Shi will exchange a piece of moon occultation fragment with you." ”
Everyone was in an uproar, and the Dao pattern purple gourd instantly became the focus of Qunfang's attention, thinking that it must be a good treasure for more than three tribulations, after all, the moon occultation fragments are also rare.
Since then, Xia Houfang has been embarrassed, that is, he wants to step on Anping, and he wants the gourd, but Uncle Shi can't be offended, and it is difficult to choose between words in his throat for a while.
"Heh~~" Anzi wiped the blood stains from the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "Master advises you, your belly is too small, don't have too big a heart, be careful to kill you." ”
"This palace doesn't need you to care. Xia Houfang was furious, raising his sword and gritting his teeth with hatred.
"Fang'er, isn't Uncle Shi's face worth half of you?" Uncle Fu took the opportunity to exert pressure.
"Hey~~ It seems that you haven't changed much, and you're still that stupid. Anzi continued to taunt Ra Hate.
"Disciple doesn't dare!" didn't fold, Xia Houfang softened, and then said: "Uncle, the disciple dared to ask, what kind of treasure is that gourd?"
"Uncle Shi will naturally tell you after you succeed. ”
"It's so stupid to get home. "Anzi peeps happily.
Rounding around the corner to reach a deal, the Fu surnamed Bengong was dizzy, and everyone was anxiously waiting to gain knowledge.
"Boy, listen well, this is the gourd for ambergris purple jade, from the land of the Eight Realms of the Flood and Desolation, it is said that it is the thing that the Ziyang Daojun relied on in ancient times, and then because of the battle, I don't know where it fell, but it was actually obtained by you, and the luck is not small!"
"Uncle Shi, what's the use of that?" Zhuang Yao asked.
"I don't know the specifics, so I'll have to study it carefully. ”
"Ahem~~ What, can we go in?"
Got a different golden brand, the people of Piaoyunfang didn't dare to say much, and the void unprovoked Dao array above their heads was large, and a teleportation matrix was automatically formed within three breaths of a hundred thin lines of white light, and Shangguan Chen didn't even look at Zhuang Yao, and took An Zi and the two animals flew up.
Piaoyunfang, located at the top of the giant mountain by the sea of the moon, the peak has stretched into the clouds, ethereal like clouds, so it is named: Piaoyun.
The climate here is hot, the vegetation is luxuriant all over the mountain, the green leaves are fluffy, the red house painting building is located in an orderly manner from the peak of more than 100 zhang, and there are female cultivators sitting in the vessel box from time to time, it is really the place of the fairy mountain road realm.
After several twists and turns, the brothers waded through many evil girls, stepped on the IQ of the believers of Piaoyunfang to get what they wanted, and got closer and closer to the legendary moon bone land.
Out of the teleportation, Anzi praised the high sky in front of him, it seems that not all the monks are angry, there are also artists, this kind of garden design is really special.
"Brother Chen, ah~~ Brother An is really here. "The song appears like a cheerful butterfly.
When Zhuang Yao showed his ruthless side, Miao Ge lay down and shot several times, Shangguan Chen didn't give a good face, and said, "Miao Xianzi, but there is something wrong with me?"
"No, the owner told me to wait for you. ”
"Wicked woman looking for me?" Anzi now sees who he is scolding him, and it is best to have a Zhenyuan overhaul and slap him hard.
"Brother An, don't think that the palace won't dare to touch you in front of Brother Chen, put it in your mouth. Sure enough, Miao Ge said harshly and coldly.
"It's affectionate, torture~~ Senior brother, let's go!"
Almost overnight, everyone showed their original form, and it was really a bit of a fart to take off their pants, and they wore a special condom when they were an inflatable doll.
"Brother Chen!" Seeing that the male god ignored her, Miao Ge caught up with her and grabbed her arm, saying, "Don't be angry! The owner said~ As long as you answer, I can go with you." ”
"Shut up!" Shangguan Chen was slightly angry, shook off his gentle and delicate body, and said, "Don't pretend that you are innocent in front of the deity." ”
"Yes. Anzi seconded.
"I ......" Miaoge grabbed and didn't let go, and said: "I won't just yell at him twice, who will make him cheap." ”
"I'm cheap?" Anzi wanted to refute, but at first glance it was indeed a little, and said, "Maybe!"
"You see, he confessed it himself. ”
"Alas~~~ What kind of evil are all the girls in Piaoyunfang?
"Senior brother, don't say a word. Shangguan Chen pointed to the big house with a golden roof on the top of the mountain, and said, "That is the dojo of the wicked woman of Lianshui, let's go faster." ”
"Shangguan Chen, what do you mean?" Miao Ge was furious, she couldn't control a man with her appearance.
"Ignore him, big monkey, take us up. ”
"Roar, roar, roar, ~~~~~" had the opportunity to be in the limelight, the big monkey was ordered, and the two black hairy claws immediately flashed into the void, and the space was torn apart in an instant, and the two of them got into it and there was no tracking.
"Hmph~~~ Suicide. "Miao Ge has a hideous silver tooth on his face.
Floating Cloud Palace, standing in the clouds and mist, there is a rare open space in front of the hall, hundreds of towering white-leaved maple trees on both sides, I don't know how to survive.
The two animals rested at the temple gate, the two stepped inside, the familiar Lianshui evil woman sat on the main seat with her eyes closed, the colorful temples quite had the style of the Tang Dynasty, a wide open red robe bloomed on all sides, waist-length black glowing bright and soft, it seemed to have negative ions, and there was a red gold box standing on the side.
"Seniors. Shangguan Chen took three steps forward and said, "My brothers are only here for the moon bone to be fierce, but they don't force it. ”
The wicked girl opened her eyes when she heard this, ignored Shangguan Chen, and said, "Junior, the Shangqing Palace was destroyed by you?"
"It's not. ”
"Then why is Xiang Kongming staring at him?"
"How do I know? Maybe I'm full. ”
"Hahaha~~~" The wicked girl opened her red lips and bared her teeth and laughed: "This palace likes the way you speak." ”
"Senior, let's not be bored, okay? You said you were going to give me a big gift, and I'm here to receive it today. ”
"The great gift of this palace is in your hands. ”
"This?" Anzi wondered, it was Xia Houfang's entry certificate, which was too different from the pure jade color of the others, maybe there was something special about it.
"The star body of the Lunar Bone Fierce Land is too small, and it is forbidden to enter above the Divine Child, so ......"
"So I'm not going to go, I'll give you back this thing. "Just kidding, Shangguan Chen didn't go in and die by himself!" Anzi simply refused.
"Hmph~ You have to go if you don't go, how can the favor of this palace be taken back. ”
"Why? I didn't offend you, did I?"
"But you have offended the personal disciple of this palace, as a master, you naturally want to create an opportunity for her to take revenge, and when you get the avenue, I Piaoyunfang will rise to the sky. ”
"It seems that the land of the moon bones is not only gravitational, but also has something else. Yasuko guessed to herself.
"The junior is smart, no wonder Fang'er is ruthless. ”
"Thank you seniors for the like, if it's nothing...... Let's go first!See you later~"
"Boom ~~~~~~~~~"
Before the two of them turned around, the red copper door closed loudly, in a word: If you come, you want to leave.
"Ah~~~~" Anzi was already impatient, Long Wu Jin Sword in his hand ignored Shangguan Chen's shock, and pointed at the evil girl of the main seat and scolded: "Old witch, don't kick your nose in the face!"
"Senior Brother ......"
"Bold!" Lianshui evil girl is easy to provoke, at the same time, her eyes are wide open, only to hear "whoosh" twice, Anzi was hit hard, and the half-meter-thick red copper gate immediately broke out of a perfect figure and flew outside the hall.
"Porphyry~~~~~cough~~~huhu~~~Damn! With a blow from the divine soul, the dantian dao talisman continued to tremble, and there was no reaction afterwards, which shows that Shi Mu Qian's methods are unique, and he may be a professor-level overhaul of a ghost painting talisman.
"Senior Brother...... Shangguan Chen didn't understand why Anzi died, it was so obvious, just turned his face, and the evil girl flashed behind her and slapped her on the back of her head.
Yes, Shangguan Chen fell to the ground and didn't wake up, and at this moment, Miao Ge entered the hall and knelt down on his knees to worship Daxi: "Thank you to the owner for your success, Miao Ge is grateful." ”
"Take advantage of this rare opportunity. ”
"Yes!" After that, he picked up Shangguan Chen and walked out of the hall, but was stopped by Anzi, who was struggling to get up and his face was covered with blood, and the big monkey was behind Da Wuhao to ask for a stick.
"Give you three breaths to release people, otherwise don't blame the master for being polite. ”
"Brother An, with your wind and thunder refining body, you dare to take care of the good things of this palace. ”
"~~~~~~" Anzi suddenly opened his golden wings behind him, took out the speed limit and flashed behind Miaoge with the body of opening the sky, and the martial dragon golden sword was crossed by his neck and said: "Let go!"
(End of chapter)