Ji Tian put a straight face, from his serious tone, Ji An really couldn't hear what he was joking, but when the words "kindergarten principal" came out of his mouth and drilled into his ears, Ji An felt that if he took a deep breath at this time, it would be full of mother's selling batches.

One Ouyang move was enough for him to worry about. Don't look at it now, it's okay, after some operation, this kid can already listen to other people's words, but before that? When he was ignorant before, he followed his relatives to visit the door, and it wouldn't be finished if he didn't smash all his treasures with memories.

Don't think of any examples, Ji An can say forty or fifty in the blink of an eye, his parents took him to the company headquarters for the first time to send him his company's limited spirit animal model, he fell to the ground, broken into hundreds of pieces, and the small flying machine that he had been looking forward to for a long time was thrown by him to the lava mouth tens of thousands of meters high, and the bones were gone, and the incense burner that he didn't like very much but had been with him for five years was cut off by him and became mutilated, a copy was pressed at the bottom of the box, Ji An had childishly opened the diary for no one to read without his consent, and he turned it out and copied more than a hundred copies, and distributed it everywhere……

And so many, and so on.

What's even more annoying is the bear parent standing behind the bear child, if something happens to protect the bear child, if Ji An dares to rely on Ouyang to move one meter closer after the bear child makes trouble, the eyes of the group of parents seem to be eating people, as if they are hurting the heavens and harming reason, and the unreasonable person is him Ji An.

At that time, Ji An was stupid, and he also felt that it was not good to confront the elders on the spot, so he could only stand there at a loss, listening to their words in embarrassment.

"Why are you like this, this kid? We haven't returned to China all these years, but we can guess the price of this thing, how much money is there in total for this thing? As for worrying about our children?

"Okay, okay, you don't have to say a word, I don't think Xiao An's kid should have done it on purpose. ”

"He didn't mean to, so he bullied our children like this! If he did it on purpose, what would he have to do to spoil our children? I just said don't bring the children here, just take the old man back, you have to listen to me. With such relatives, we'd rather die old and never get along!"

Wow, thief!

Now that I think about it, Ji An can still be so angry that his lungs hurt and his anger so that he explodes.

Why is Ouyang Dong so honest now, but when he and Lan Rang were opposed over a trivial matter, Ji An still chose to defend Lan Rang between him and Lan Rang, and scolded him?

The forbearance and good-tempered indifference at the beginning were taken for granted by people named blood relatives, and over a long period of time, some changes slowly took place in Ji An's heart, but the real change in his mentality was after getting the exact news that the people of the Ouyang family were about to move the whole family back to the Xuhua Empire.

Ji An, erupted.

He remembers that day.

On that day, he rarely lay in bed, and planned to squint for an hour before getting out of bed, the sun shone warmly on his face, gently caressing the fine fluff on his face, like many golden little people jumping on his face, very comfortable.

Someone Aite him on QQ told him: "Xiao An, your little cousin in Meijia is going back to China, I have listened to my old man, their family is returning to China to settle down, this time you are miserable 2333." ”

Ji An took a deep breath and closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, his eyes were flat, and there was no sign of being affected by this sudden news on the surface.

But he knew in his heart that some conventions were time to change.

He summoned a few trusted family monks into his room, helped him put away all the things he valued most, and only placed a document bag with the words "High Secret" written on it in the most conspicuous place, a custom talisman engraved with the words "Grandpa's 7th birthday gift to his grandson Ji An", put two pots of pleasing spiritual plants on the edge of the windowsill that were given by people he didn't like, and replaced curtains, bed sheets, sheets, etc. with his insensible but equally expensive styles.

After changing all the things, Ji An didn't go anywhere, just waited for him in his room.

Sure enough, Ouyang Dong took his little girlfriend and little friends he had newly met in Meijia and arrived at his house happily.

didn't knock on the door, Ouyang moved to the doorknob, Erickson stepped forward to help him break the doorknob, opened the door, and saw Ji An with a warm and hearty smile on his face, bypassed Ouyang Dong, and followed the Meijia friends he brought to greet them in their country's language: "Hey man, who wants to see the new animation released at the same time in Xuhua! Who wants to participate in a particularly cool and handsome party? Oh yes, do anyone need popcorn and juice Coke? Raise your hand!"

Ouyang Dong's friends defected on the spot.

"Oooh, cool!"

"Here and here, hey dude, I think you must be a good brother, so...... Please give me three glasses of ice cola!"

"Party? Oh, I love parties, there's pizza in them, right?"

As a gentleman, you should know that it is rude to ask a lady to raise her hand. ”

Ouyang Dong's little girlfriend let go of Ouyang Dong's arm, walked up to Ji An with a smile, raised her chin proudly, and stretched out a white and tender little hand: "But if you kiss the palm of my hand and invite me, a beautiful lady, to dance, I will forgive you." ”

Ji An reached out to hold her hand with ease, deliberately glanced at Ouyang Dong, who had an ugly face, and deliberately swept his soft eyes proudly towards his rather immature Asian cheeks, and the corners of his mouth were raised high: "Of course, this is my honor, I just hope your little boyfriend won't be too sad." ”

The little girlfriend wrinkled her nose and muttered in a small voice: "I think, just now, he was not my boyfriend." ”

Eye-to-eye with the others, leaving the ex behind, and saying that he was going to go with another wild man, in Ji An's opinion, this is quite casual. However, this is also a norm in their national culture, the freedom to fall in love.

The others immediately burst into laughter.

After teasing, Ji An, who no longer looked at Ouyang Dong, took Ouyang Dong's ex-girlfriend and left, he deliberately stayed at the party for a while, and it was estimated that when it was not enough, he took the monk of the Imperial Joint Law Enforcement Team back to the door of his room with a cold face.

"This is all the valid documents of my guardian, the legal owner of this room is my guardian, but the de facto owner is me, my guardian is not here now, but according to the last note of Article 130, Paragraph 17 of the newly revised Basic Law on the Administration of Pre-Practicing Monks, I have the right to go to court to complain, and now I want to sue my foreign friend who is also a pre-practicing monk, this Mr. Ouyang Dong illegally broke into the house and destroyed my personal property, and I invite you here now because I hope you will come in to collect evidence. ”

This sentence is quite painful.

But the guys from the Joint Enforcement Team didn't go in.

Ouyang sat on the bed with his chest crossed, looking indifferent.

Because the bear parents are coming soon.

dragged Ouyang to court, and died in the second step.

Everyone was joking with him, and only Ji An knew she was serious. Adults are like this, in the eyes of children, big things are just jokes when they are not sensible, and no matter how big things are, they will disappear with time.

Even Ouyang Dong once managed to sneak into his room when he was sleeping, covered his mouth and nose hard, and smiled and told him to die...... Because the other party is his ignorant relative, and because Ji An has no scars on his body at all, anyone can laugh at it.

No, no, his father is on his side, no, no, Lethe is also on his side.

His father Ji Tiandu said: "My son is not doing a good job as a father, I'm sorry." ”

His mother said, "Son, you are doing the right thing, as my precious son, no one can let you be wronged, relatives?

Lethe said, "You stand there and don't move, I'll come." ”