Volume 15: Meeting the In-Laws I
When: Third Monday in January. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Weather: 2~9c.
Location: Demon Realm, Ruined Forest.
The Ruin Forest, as the name suggests, is a forest that grows out of the ruined ruins of the city, this is an abandoned demon capital, and later became a city of death, countless fierce demon beasts occupy this dim place, and then multiply, devouring countless demon clans who came to practice, gradually, it is becoming more and more sparsely populated, and people who have not set foot all year round.
But on this day, the silence of the ruined forest was suddenly broken.
"Whoa-la-"
The night was low, the crescent moon was high, and a group of flying beasts were suddenly startled in the depths of the forest at night, and when they unfolded, their huge wings nearly two meters long fanned out a strong wind, blowing the nearby branches with a rattle - no, not only because of the wings of the flying beasts, but also because something else was moving, it was they who disturbed the silence of the ruined forest!
"Bang-"
A big tree was slammed off by the waist, the line of sight was actually wide, a team rushed out of the dark depths of the dense forest, the picture seemed to suddenly change from static to dynamic, almost with the addition of fierce and high-spirited background music, there were men and women in their group, but look at the costumes, they were all uniform and normal human world clothes, well-equipped, but behind them was followed by a billowing dust and smoke, and the huge sound was mixed with the angry roar of the demon beast, and the rancid smell that gradually diffused.
When the smoke and dust are a little less, you can vaguely see that it is a group of hideous demon beasts, its shape is like a centipede, many legs, and the body is as big as a boar, but the body is pale cyan, looking like a cabbage worm as fat and round, the partial movement is so flexible that it is not like words, relying on the feet of many people to chase the team in front of them, the light cyan body is squirming rapidly, and the people with dense syndrome have to be seen to die or live.
"Come on, fools," Fei Rong, who was riding on the Yellow Divine Beast, wiped off the leaves that bounced on his face, took out a heavy firepower weapon from the void, and jumped at high speed and thrilling in the intricate terrain of the forest, Fei Rong was not worried that he would crash himself into the tree, he turned around directly, carried the heavy firepower weapon on his shoulder, and pulled his fingers into the trigger, "See if I don't blow you into scum......"
"Come on, my aunt!" Zhu Meng Tian moved his steps to dodge a blood-sucking firefly that swooped down from the tree, and when he saw this, his face changed, and he hurriedly stopped her: "The blood of the green insect beast is too disgusting, Rongzi, you are not allowed to use a large firepower weapon!"
You must know that the blood of this green insect beast is piles of green pus, once it is exploded, splashing everywhere, that scene ...... It's really not your average sour!
"I'm going to ...... it" Derpy raised his beast head, and when he saw Fei Rong's heavy firepower weapon, he almost blew up his white hair, and screamed: "Rongzi! If you dare to fire, I will throw you into the beast!"
They were so close, the pus from the green worm must have covered his body!!
"Okay, okay, just change it......" was warned by two friends in a row, Fei Rong had to regretfully put back the heavy firepower weapon, and made an archery posture in the void with both hands, a longbow appeared in her hand out of thin air, and the arrow was supported between the bow bodies, Fei Rong stretched the bow full like a full moon, aiming at the green insect beast all over the ground, "Since you can't use a hot weapon, it can only be a cold weapon-"
Arrow low, put!
"Puff puff!"
The long arrow roared away, and in the blink of an eye, it shot through the pale cyan bodies of the five green insect beasts in a row, and the round beast body immediately fell, and was stepped on and pressed by the green insect beast that followed closely behind......
"Biu-" The green pus squeezed out of the green worm beast's pierced body, as if it had stepped on a Coke bottle with Coke still in it, and shot far and wide at once, shooting the hind legs of Derpy who couldn't dodge and the hem of Zhu Mengtian's clothes into camouflage green, and the smell of fishy rot suddenly covered their whole bodies!
"=Blood=Rongzi!!" Zhu Mengtian and Cheng Xiaoxiao shouted together.
Fei Rong put away her longbow and blinked innocently, "Mistake, mistake~"
I wish Meng Tianhe and Derpy: "......" is the most poisonous woman's heart!
Feng Rong, who was running in front of them, was holding a cyan insect egg in his hand, the size of a basketball, which looked about the same color as the green insect beast, he glanced back and didn't say anything, but Lin Yingkong immediately spoke, and the voice was transmitted to Zhu Mengtian and them through the earphones: "Hurry up, or do you want to stay here and give birth to small insects for the green insect beast?"
Lin Yingkong is not here to accompany them to be chased by insects at the moment, and it is quite easy to say, but Zhu Mengtian and Fei Rong's faces turned green all of a sudden, "Don't do it!"
Derpy ...... Well, his hairy face couldn't tell whether it was green or not, but his voice continued to collapse: "Please don't mention the topic of small bugs...... Gross!"
The most disgusting thing about the green worm beast is not the green pus on its body, but they like to drag creatures of different species back in circles, and then ignore a theory called reproductive isolation in the human world, and also ignore the problem of gender segregation, and directly use this method to let countless male and female creatures give birth to small insects for them!!
Heck, who wants to be with a bug!
Feng Rong no longer paid attention to them, and ran towards the established route at a faster speed, the green insect beasts behind seemed to be running with the insect eggs in Feng Rong's hand, as soon as Feng Rong sped up, they also accelerated together, opened their mouths and squirted out a mouthful of pus, almost sprayed on the beast-shaped Derpy's ass, Derpy was frightened, turned around and opened his mouth and spit out a wind blade, cutting all the green insect beasts that were too close to each other, and then rushed forward like burning his eyebrows, Fei Rong took the pistol and aimed at it a few times but didn't hit the green insect beast, so he pulled Derpy's long hair, "Why are you running so fast, they're going to fall behind!"
Derpy blew up his hair, "It's not that I'm running fast, it's the minister who takes the lead...... Ahhhhh
Fei Rong screamed: "Take Derpy! There is a tree in front of you! Don't bump into it!"
"......" Feng Rong silently looked at Derpy and Fei Rong, who rushed in front of him all of a sudden, and then looked down at the insect eggs in his hand, thought about it, and left the two of them alone.
Just after Derpy and Fei Rong almost hit a big tree together, but made a sharp turn in time, Derpy stepped on a boulder and rolled in mid-air to stabilize the beast-shaped body, Fei Rong didn't fall, but was turned around, her hairstyle was messed up, she couldn't help but pinch it with Derpy, Feng Rong passed by them silently, and Zhu Mengtian grabbed the horn on Derpy's beast-shaped head and dragged it forward.
"What's the noise, run, it's time to make a big move!"
Before Zhu Mengtian's words fell, they had already rushed out of the dense forest and turned into a deliberately cleared clearing, and it could be seen that in the middle of the clearing was a huge pit, with a diameter of more than twenty meters, and Lin Yingkong, who was still threatening Zhu Mengtian just now, was standing next to the pit, and the shadow under his feet hovered out of a huge shadow in the not very bright night, like a black monster on the canopy, casting his own shadow at his feet.
Oppressive, and silent.
Far away, Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong next to the pit glanced at each other, without any words or gestures, Feng Rongjing jumped forward, and the insect eggs in his hand rolled directly into the pit with almost similar depth and diameter, and he stepped on the ice that suddenly condensed in the air under his feet, and jumped to the other side of the pit with a light movement, standing not far from Lin Yingkong.
I wish Meng Tianhe a little derpy, Fei Rong didn't need their command, and found his position one by one, and took Derpy back into human form, and the five people occupied the five directions on the edge of the pit, leaving an empty gap in the direction where Feng Rong had just led those green insect beasts all the way, the IQ of these insect beasts was not high, as Feng Rong threw the insect eggs into the pit, they were like dumplings about to get out of the pot, one by one rolled down the edge of the pit, fell many feet to the sky, and was smashed by the green insect beast that rolled down from behind, and they couldn't get up.
Soon, the green insect beast in the pit was like a stack of arhats, and when they looked down from a high altitude, it was completely a pot of vegetable green worms wriggling, Fei Rong couldn't help but open her eyes, and moaned in pain: "I think I can save tonight and tomorrow's meal......"
Zhu Mengtian also held his forehead, and said helplessly: "I just went to eat fried silkworm chrysalis with Shaoxian last week......"
Derpy: "Gross-"
Lin Yingkong looked in the direction of Feng Rong, then pressed the headset and asked, "Minister, what do you think?"
Feng Rong listened to Lin Yingkong's voice, looked down at this pot of "vegetable green worms", thought about it, and said, "It's okay, I just feel that these green worm beasts roll together, a bit like fried prawns......"
Several members of the field service team of the "......" General Office looked down and saw that the green insects and beasts that were crowded with insects had to curl up their long pale cyan bodies because they were rolling more and more, and they really looked like the prawns had been fried, and they imagined the spicy crayfish they usually ate when they had supper......
"Vomitβ"
This task is really not a way to live!!
"Almost!" Ding Youlan's voice suddenly sounded in the headset, and everyone who still had time to joke suddenly became serious, "There are three more, but it's a little far away, minister, do you want to wait for them to find themselves?"
Feng Rong said lightly: "No need, I'll make up for it later, ...... Internet cafΓ©. β
Everyone in the field service team of the General Office immediately said: "Yes!"
Ding Youlan's voice sounded alone in the headphones again: "Then I'll start, you guys get ready, five, four, three, two, one!"
The word "one" landed, directly turned into a sky-high fire, emerging from the depths of the ruins forest, and the fire could still be seen from a hundred miles away, and the demon clan who came in to experience it was shocked, and they didn't know how such a terrifying formation came about, and what it was to deal with, they didn't seem to have heard of any activities in the ruins forest enclosure!
And in the center of the sky-high fire, the space above the pit has been shrouded in a layer of light film full of mysterious runes, and the light film is established by the five members of the field team of the general office at the edge of the pit as the fulcrum. The bottom of the pile of insects roared out, not only reflecting the sky of this area, but also burning those dense green insect beasts, the green insect beasts tried to escape in horror, but the edge of the pit was shrouded by that layer of light film, they could not escape, they could only make bursts of beast roar sounds similar to ordinary insects inside, and finally burned into a pile of ashes by the fire.
"The instructor forced me to be a male god"
The round grenade fell to the ground in a flash, made a few turns, and then exploded, shrapnel and dirt splashed, as if causing a series of chain reactions, and new bombs kept exploding, blowing up the sky of this battlefield was gray and low, the sound of gunfire mixed with the explosion became inconspicuous, the ears were roaring, only the huge sound that pierced the eardrum echoed inside the cochlea, and the heartbeat of the person was chaotic.
Ning Shaoming felt that the whole world was shaking, opened his eyes, and found that he was lying on the back of a soldier in camouflage uniform, but the other party was covered in blood and soil, and it took Ning Shaoming a few seconds to react to who he was, "Eight catties, let's ...... Where's it going?"
"It's almost to the border!" Bajin said, "There are still two kilometers left, squadron, you hold on a little longer, and we will ...... immediately" He choked up, "and went home......"
Ning Shaoming pinched his shoulders and motioned for Bajin to put him down, "I can walk ...... by myself."
Bajin hesitated, but his body was indeed at its limit, so he had to put him down temporarily, Ning Shaoming's feet almost knelt down as soon as he landed, Bajin held him and almost cried, "Captain, you have to keep going......"
Ning Shaoming grinned, "What are you afraid of, the king of Hades still doesn't dare to accept me, let's go, let's go home." β
But Ning Shaoming was too tired, when a palm thunder rolled to his feet, he didn't even react to what it was immediately, Bajin pushed him violently, and then pounced on the palm thunder, shouting: "Captain, go-"
"Bang-"
With a loud noise, Ning Shaoming suddenly turned over, only then did he find that he actually rolled off the iron frame bed, the floor in December was cold, so cold that he was full of excitement, and his chaotic brain immediately woke up, Ning Shaoming shook his forehead vigorously, as if he wanted to shake out the dream just now, he rubbed up from the ground, dragged the quilt that fell on the ground back to the bed, Ning Shaoming found a military coat to put on, and then sat at the head of the bed and touched a cigarette and smoked.
Just took two puffs, the door was suddenly knocked, Ning Shaoming wiped his face, the decadence on his face immediately turned into a lazy look at people's arrogance, he opened the door, and said angrily: "It's a big night, what are you doing when you come over and sleep with Lao Tzu?"
The man standing at the door was also dressed in a military coat, neatly dressed, as if he hadn't fallen asleep yet, and his face was very delicate, "Squadron, I got the information on the personnel transfer in our team!"
Ning Shaoming's body stood up straight all of a sudden, "Who are you going to transfer?"
That man, Tatsutsu, a member of the Dragon Destroying Brigade, shook his head, "It's someone who came over." β
Which company is not ready to be transferred? Ning Shaoming raised his chin and signaled, "Take me to have a look." β
Chen Jin is the team's master of electronic information engineering, has been responsible for the team's electronic information work, recently the entire dragon brigade collective holiday, but can't go out for a walk, so it's early in the morning, Chen Jin is still in his special office tossing all kinds of things, Ning Shaoming entered the door and saw the office lights brightly, three computers are on, two of them are beating a variety of dizzying code, the middle one is showing a personnel transfer notice, Ning Shaoming approached to take a look, the first sight saw a woman in a white coat on the color one-inch photo, and scolded his mother when he landed: "The entire dragon destroyer is male, why is there a girl?!"
Tatsutsu lifted his anti-radiation flat glasses, "Squadron, take a closer look." β
When Ning Shaoming heard this, he immediately read this notice carefully, and those biographical materials were hurriedly skimmed, and finally only stayed in the post for five seconds.
Chang Shenghua, 27 years old, a native of Z, a postdoctoral fellow in psychoanalytic psychology in China, was specially appointed as the leader of the psychological intervention team and special training instructor of the Dragon Destroying Brigade.
Ning Shaoming thought that he had misunderstood, and carefully confirmed it three times in a row, and then the whole person exploded.
Lying in a big groove, a woman! A woman who is engaged in psychology! To be the instructor of their Dragon Destroying Brigade?!
Chang Sheng has not answered her father's phone call for three or four years abroad, she thinks that she is being regarded by the Chang family as dying outside, she is also happy, every day in the country to do her own psychological research, or in the psychiatric hospital to make psychological experiments, the end is a science as deep as the sea, from then on the outside world is a passerby, when she saw the phone ringing, she was still holding a piece of toast in her mouth to write experimental data, and when she saw the phone number displayed on the screen, she suddenly lost her appetite.
Her father's words were as concise and arbitrary as ever, and they could be summed up in one sentence - get back from the country to be a soldier, don't be embarrassed outside!
Chang Sheng rolled her eyes fiercely on the other end of the phone, she hadn't seen her for many years, her snake spirit disease family was still so snake spirit disease, paranoia not only did not improve at all, but also aggravated, she glanced at the messy laboratory, and then thought about the new project that she had been stuck in the bottleneck period for three months without progress, lack of experimental subjects, and finally think about what the Chang family's snake spirit disease would do if she didn't go back...... Chang Shenghua silently stuffed all the toast into his mouth, then took off the lab gown directly, and prepared to leave.
The blonde assistant dug his head out of the pile of materials in confusion and asked, "Chang, the data hasn't been recorded yet, where are you going?"
Chang Sheng smiled gloomily, "Go and meet a war of snake spirit disease." β