243. Huaxu Ranking
Jia Mu practices cold avoidance techniques with Liu Ya every day, just like a conscientious little companion.
Duting made a special trip to invite Shu Yao, and enthusiastically introduced the bean sprouts: "This is the senior sister Shu Jiao who entered the Immortal Mountain two years before you, one of the 'Top Ten Talented Women of Huaxu'. ”
Chu Lingxi retched and expressed deep contempt.
Among the immortals, demons and demons, the most immortal greedy vanity, each has a variety of honorary titles, which has reversely promoted the vigorous development of the fairy ranking industry.
Huaxu Top 10 Talents, Huaxu Top 10 Talents, Huaxu Top 10 Talents, Huaxu Top 10 Martial Arts, Huaxu Top 10 Writers, Huaxu Dragon and Phoenix List, Huaxu Billboard, Huaxu Special Contribution Award, Huaxu Special Progress Award, Huaxu Full Diligence Award.
Whether you are a man or a woman, whether you study martial arts or learn literature, whether you are a scholar or a scumbag, there is always a list for you, if you can't mix in the list, you are embarrassed to say that you have mixed with Hua Xu.
Ordinary Taoist students mainly do two things in Huaxu Immortal Mountain - learn art and cultivate the Tao step by step, and try their best to make the list.
There are four main categories of Taoists who do not follow the usual path -
One is the genius of the world with a halo on his head, the outstanding representative is Lin Ze, who is talented, talented, aura, good-looking, and has a background, there is no need to compete for rankings at all, and the top of the major lists must be him.
If he is perverted for a while, and he becomes a woman with a curious heart, he can also win the top of the "Top Ten Talented Women of Huaxu", but fortunately, he didn't do this, and geniuses have to leave a way for mortals to live.
The second is a peerless genius who does not do his job, the representative figures are Jia Mu and Chen Xiao, this pair of good friends with clear ideas are not very interested in becoming immortals, Jia Mu just wants to be a rebel demon, Chen Xiao only wants to make money and become the richest man in the four worlds.
Jia Mu turned back because of the willow buds, and he was angry and trying to be strong, but the fat Chen Xiao still ate and drank happily, and the results and rankings were floating clouds for him.
The third is a gentleman with an unscrupulous heart, such as Yunfeng of straw bags, who does not follow the right path of cultivating immortals, prefers to engage in crooked ways, makes waves and becomes a school bully, and has a heart on the list, it is said that when he bribed, he threw money all over the sky and over-sprinkled his head, and almost made it to the list of the top ten talented women in Huaxu.
Yun Feng is a leader in the cheeky world, spending money to buy the list is embarrassed to show off everywhere, in the past, when he fought with the demon god of war, he was repeatedly defeated, and he had to send a peace letter, two thousand words of the three thousand words of the document are straw bales of various honorary titles, and six hundred words are useless clichés and nonsense.
Chu Lingxi couldn't bear his temper after seeing the three lines, and flipped the table to gather soldiers and horses to attack the immortal camp.
Straw Bale Yunfeng was injured and frightened, but he had to lead his troops to meet the enemy, and his military advisor shouted to the Chu family's brothers and sisters, the content of which was the old-fashioned talk of a peaceful end to war.
Chu Lingxi rounded his arm and directly smashed the peace document into the sweaty BMW ridden by the straw bale: "Can you fucking save the nonsense and write the key points directly!"
Yun Feng struggled to restrain the frightened horse, and was furious: "Demon girl, don't deceive people too much!"
Chu Lingxi's confidence is 10,000 times more than his: "Grandma is bullying you, and if you don't accept it, you will go to war!"
Where can the wounded and crippled soldiers of the straw bag fight the fierce soldiers of the demon girl, and he forced his face and asked: "You... What the hell do you want?"
"Your embarrassing broken title has dirty my aunt's eyes, and your useless official clichés have wasted my aunt's precious youth, give you a stick of incense time to revise the peace book, if you can't do it, don't blame your aunt and grandmother for being polite!"
Chu Lingxi's red practice nine-section whip jumped into the air, flew to the front of the immortal clan array and whipped three times, and everywhere it went, the loess was scorched and black, and the sand grains were flying.
It's bearable, it's unbearable, but the straw bale Yunfeng must grit his teeth and endure it, and he was angry and vomited blood.
If the immortal clan has a few more crooked talents similar to Yun Feng, why do you need the demon world and the demon world to take action, the straw bag army that is not enough to succeed and more than enough to defeat is enough to bring down the fairy world.
The last type of Taoist is a complete stupid girl and a stupid boy, who doesn't understand the black insider, doesn't know the unspoken rules, Xiao Liuya is like this, and was directly bluffed by the lofty title of "Huaxu's Top Ten Talented Women", and her eyes are full of worship and envy.
Like all the favored wives and cold male protagonists, the devil doesn't have to look at other women other than his daughter-in-law.
Seeing this, Dusk Ting patted him on the shoulder, smiling uninhibitedly: "Don't pretend to be indifferent when you're young, you and Shu Yao have met more than once at large and small dinners..."
"There are more than a dozen people at the dinner in your group, how can I remember who is who", Jia Mu couldn't guess what trick the merry old white tiger was playing, and frowned slightly: "Do you teach cold avoidance techniques today?"
Dusk Ting pretended to be distressed and tired: "If the water fairy orders me to prepare for Qixi Festival-related matters, the time is tight and the task is heavy, and I really lack skills, so I invite Shu Yao to help, why don't you discuss with her and try to think of as many creative ideas as possible." ”
Jia Mu immediately refused: "The routine of the fairy world Qixi has not changed for ten thousand years, guess the lantern riddle and win the gold ball in the ring, why discuss it, I want to accompany Liu Ya to practice cold avoidance." ”
"You've long been proficient in cold avoidance, and there's no point in learning the basics again", Twilight Pavilion was determined to make a pair of male and female partners: "If you don't want to help, you will have to suspend classes in the next few days, which will delay Liu Ya's cultivation progress..."
The sky can fall, the ground can fall, and the sweetheart's studies must not be delayed, Jiamu asked, "How do you want me to help?"
Dusk Ting pointed to the small study on the left: "There is a collection of lantern riddles from the Four Realms that I selected, you and Shu Yao read and guessed one by one, and selected the fifty with the highest difficulty." ”
The old white tiger described the way in detail, and Jia Mu felt that there was something strange in it, but he was too lazy to delve into it, so he took out the textbook of bean sprouts from the bookcase and gently tugged on her pigtail: "Study hard." ”
Then he said to the old white tiger in an extremely unkind tone: "Teach well!"
When he entered the small study, Twilight Pavilion deliberately made it bad and sowed discord: "The demon of the world who doesn't know the number of etiquette, I thought he would die alone, but I didn't expect that there were many silly girls who admired him." ”
Liu Ya's hand flipping through the book froze suddenly: "Who... Who adores him?"
Twilight tilted her head and raised her chin, gestured exaggeratedly in the direction of the study, and asked quietly, "Do you think they are a good match?"
"Senior Sister Shu... Both beautiful and talented... Why do you like the Adversary?"
The living room and the study are separated by a hundred treasure shelves, Liu Ya can see from the staggered antique gaps, Jia Mu is holding a scroll, Shu Yao is looking at each other infatuatedly, and the warm afternoon sun gilds a layer of warm gold for the two.
Little Bean Sprouts's heart is sour, she still doesn't understand the relationship between men and women, and she is jealous and doesn't know it.
The black devil of the twilight pavilion is not soft: "Men are not bad, women are not loved, Jia Mu deliberately held a cold and arrogant shelf, just to attract the girl to confess first, this is his usual trick, I don't know how many fairies with fairy appearance and dusty temperament have been deceived." ”
Liu Ya was incredulous: "He... Is he such a wanderer?"
"Silly girl, you obviously saw him in the Spring Breeze Building in the world, how could a good man set foot in the place of fireworks..."
Twilight Ting realized that this was not appropriate, and even he was trapped, his current role is the second male number one of the warm lineage, and he needs to establish a pure character like a white lotus: "I rarely set foot in the mortal world, and the few times I have done so are to persuade the devil." ”
He lies without blushing and without a beat, without a draft, and is purely free to play at a high level.
Chu Lingxi laughed heartily: "The mouth of the love saint, the deceitful ghost, which Qinglou in the mortal world does not have your romantic legend?"
The simple bean sprouts were deceived by the lies of the love saint, and unconsciously pursed his mouth, glanced at the devil with hatred, and was sullen and unhappy, unable to concentrate for a long time, and his notes were written in a mess.
The official activities of Tanabata are boring, and if you have a heart, every day is a romantic festival.
Kagimoto didn't want to join in the excitement of Tanabata, and planned to be with bean sprouts and study and progress without distractions, but he had a better idea when he looked through the lantern riddles.