Jiang Xia didn't speak well, but his ominous premonition became stronger and stronger. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Xiao Jiang, do you have to make your uncle clear, your aunt thinks you are not bad, and your uncle thinks you are not bad, you really should be Peng Peng's boyfriend!" said Zhang's father.

Jiang Xia smiled bitterly and refused: "Uncle, even if I want to, I can't do it! Peng Peng doesn't like men, you don't know it, don't be embarrassed for me!"

Father Zhang shook his head and said, "How can it be difficult for you? It's a good thing! You come here, I'll tell you." ”

Jiang Xia obediently walked over two steps, Zhang's father leaned into Jiang Xia's ear and whispered a word, Jiang Xia heard this, jumped out of the way.

"Uncle, please spare me! I can't do this, I really can't do it, this is a crime!" Jiang Xia refused again and again towards Father Zhang.

He knew that the ominous premonition just now would come true, and it was indeed fulfilled here, and it was really ominous.

Mother Zhang looked at him and snorted coldly: "Xiao Jiang, when it comes to this matter, you are still naked, right? Such a thing of taking advantage of you is to see that you are familiar with Peng Peng, and her reaction may not be so big afterwards, so she is looking for you!"

"That's not going to work, I ......" Jiang Xia's brain was running rapidly, thinking about countermeasures, and suddenly thought of one, "I have a girlfriend! I can't do anything to be sorry for my girlfriend!"

Zhang's father and Zhang's mother looked at each other, and Zhang's mother asked, "Do you have a girlfriend? Who is it? How many mobile phones are there? Let me call to confirm!"

"That, she's busy with work, and she's working overtime today, so don't bother her, right?" Jiang Xia said with no confidence.

Perhaps seeing that Jiang Xia had no confidence in speaking, Zhang's mother became even stronger, "No, you have to fight, you have to confirm it." If you dare to lie to the two of us, we will tell Peng Peng, you just confessed everything!"

Jiang Xia was dumbfounded when he heard this. He finally knew where Zhang Pengpeng's rogue appearance came from, and Zhang's mother was not a fuel-efficient lamp.

Maybe it's really pitiful, poor Jiang Xia, a reborn person, is so miserable, his mobile phone, which doesn't ring often, rang at the right time, and then look at the electric person - You Fangfei!

As if there was a light falling from the sky, like God's guidance, Jiang Xia picked up the phone, and the first thing he said was: "Wife, didn't you say that I won't let you call today?

Zhang's father and Zhang's mother looked at each other again, is this really a girlfriend? Dare to call each other "wife", it should be a girlfriend...... Right?

You Fangfei, who was on the other end of the phone, seemed to have been struck by a dull lightning, and her head was diǎn confused, and she didn't react for a long time. However, when I thought about my own affairs, I quickly sobered up.

"Jiang Xia, is it convenient for you to speak now?" You Fangfei's voice was diǎn low, as if she had a feeling of being unsightly.

When Jiang Xia heard this, he naturally took a few steps to the side, "I'm in a hurry, okay, you say it first." ”

"What about you with Peng Peng and her parents now?" asked You Fangfei.

Jiang Xia said in a low voice: "That's right, something happened to you, and you pretended to be my girlfriend, so I called you a wife." ”

"I'll tell you a piece of news, you hold it up for me, okay?" You Fangfei said.

Jiang Xia suddenly felt a familiar taste, the taste he had just tasted, an ominous taste. His foreboding, very good, reappeared.

"My dad went to the capital for a meeting, I recommended him the church to take pictures, and then they saw you there, took a picture of you, and asked me to confirm if it was you!"

"Wait, the amount of information is as big as diǎn, why didn't I understand it?" Jiang Xia asked.

You Fangfei had no choice but to explain: "Didn't Peng Peng let you pretend to be her boyfriend last time? Didn't I also take a photo? When my parents urged me again, I sent it to them, and then, you know." ”

"Damn, you two will play me to death! Cheng, I'll help you out, you pretend to be my girlfriend now, no, it's my wife. Peng Peng's parents debunked me and wanted me to fake it, I said I had a girlfriend, and her mother was going to call to confirm, understand?"

"Okay, cover each other!" You Fangfei immediately agreed.

Jiang Xia came over with the phone and said to Zhang's mother: "Auntie, I told my girlfriend about it, you want to talk to her, she agreed, you tell her!"

Zhang's mother took the phone suspiciously, avoided Jiang Xia and went to the side to talk to You Fangfei on the phone.

Jiang Xia looked around quietly, which one was You Fangfei's father?

"Xiao Jiang, what are you looking at?" Father Zhang said curiously.

Jiang Xia hurriedly said: "It's nothing, I've been here, I came here last time I was shooting, I want to see how Saturday is different from usual." ”

Zhang's father diǎn head, and persuaded again: "Xiao Jiang, there are only two of us men left, and I won't tell you anything." To be honest, Peng Peng is like this, let her go to a psychiatrist, it is estimated that she will not go. She was also afraid that we would know about it, so she kept hiding it. That's why I want you to help me with this, it's obviously a matter of taking advantage, I don't care about being a father, why do you care so much?"

"Uncle, it's not ......"

"You listen to me!" Father Zhang interrupted Jiang Xiadao, "When I was young, I had such a good thing, and I had to rush to it! My daughter, Zhang Pengpeng, how does she look? Not bad, right? How is your figure? It's good? Such a beautiful girl, in front of you, can you still bear it? Are you sure you are a man?"

Jiang Xia smiled bitterly: "It's not a matter of a man or not!"

"What kind of man is not a man?" Zhang Pengpeng said out of nowhere.

The unified action of the two big men was to cover their hearts, and both of them were taken aback. The topic we talked about just now would not be good if Zhang Pengpeng heard it.

"Where did you come from? Do you walk without a sound? Oh, you want to scare your dad to death?" said Zhang's father.

Zhang Peng said: "Oh, next time I speak, what did you two talk about just now?

"Your mom is calling over there!"

Father Zhang and Jiang Xia glanced at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.

As she was talking, Zhang's mother walked back with the phone, with a smile on her face, and handed the phone to Jiang Xia's side: "I'm confirmed, she has something to tell you." ”

Jiang Xia looked at Zhang's mother's smiling face and wondered a little, shouldn't she have a smiling face?

"Sister Fang Fei, what did you tell her?" Jiang Xia ran to the side and asked directly.

You Fangfei sighed and said, "I sold you!"

"Nani, what do you mean by selling me?" Jiang Xia felt his eyes darken.

You Fangfei said: "Don't worry, I didn't sell much." I'm still your girlfriend, this diǎn confirmed with her, but, for my father's side, I begged her for a favor, and she asked me to do me a favor by the way, and I saw that it was quite reasonable, so I agreed. ”

"What did you promise?" Jiang Xia asked cautiously.

You Fangfei said: "The more exciting thing she said before has nothing to do with me, so I agreed and expressed my support! ”

"Hide it from your father, didn't I show up, why do you have to let her help?" Jiang Xia asked.

You Fangfei sighed and said: "My dad saw you with them, but don't you have to ask who they are? There is also a Zhang Pengpeng, you have to explain it uniformly, right? So, she promised to pretend to be your aunt, let Zhang's father pretend to be your uncle, Zhang Pengpeng pretended to be your cousin, they are going to the capital to play, you are accompanied." This explanation can hide from my father!"

"Damn, with my good intentions at the beginning, pretending to be your boyfriends, and now, I have been sold as pork?" Jiang Xia said speechlessly.

You Fangfei smiled: "It's okay, when you go back to your house to urge you, we can still help, right? Okay, I have to call my dad back, you remember, I'm your girlfriend." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Jiang Xia to continue, he hung up directly.

Jiang Xia held the mobile phone and stood there, his head was diǎn confused, he had diǎn and couldn't figure out what was going on, it was so messy.

Zhang Pengpeng was still chatting with Zhang's father and mother over there, Jiang Xia couldn't stay longer, and just as he was about to go back, You Fangfei called the phone again.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Xia asked angrily.

You Fangfei's voice was crisp and bright: "Congratulations on escaping, as soon as my father heard that it was you, or you were with your relatives, he didn't think about bothering, he already left!"

"Damn, cooperate with yourself to scare yourself, and sell me by the way?" Jiang Xia said speechlessly.

You Fangfei laughed and said: "How beautiful is Pengpeng? I think the idea that Zhang's mother said is quite good, maybe it can really cure Pengpeng's problem? Anyway, you are also very, who is not cheap, it is better to be cheap than you!"

"Niang Xipi, You Fangfei, do you know what you're talking about? This is a crime! Crime, understand?" Jiang Xia said a little broken.

You Fangfei said indifferently: "If no one sues, it's not a crime! Besides, it's not that you haven't been in prison, okay, I still have something to do here, you can think about it yourself, I'll hang up!"

After speaking, he hung up the phone cleanly again, making Jiang Xia hold back his words.

"Who are you talking to? It's been so long!" Zhang Pengpeng said in a reproachful tone.

She had no idea how much of the excitement had happened in the short time she had been parking. Jiang Xia couldn't tell her either, looking at the meaningful eyes of Zhang's father and Zhang's mother, she could only continue to pretend to be her boyfriend.

"It's nothing, Sister Fang Fei has something to ask me about it, and I chatted with her for a while! Let's go, uncle and aunt, I called just now, and I made you wait for a long time! This church is built very well, and it has to fight with those well-known churches in the West, and it is rare to have this environment in the capital!"

Jiang Xiaqiang fought hard and led the way in front, and he had to be a commentator by the way.

Zhang's father and Zhang's mother looked like they didn't know anything, making Jiang Xia look like they could definitely win the Oscar, this acting skill is really amazing!

"Why did my mother hold your phone just now?" Zhang Pengpeng asked Jiang Xia in a low voice.

Jiang Xia explained: "Sister Fangfei called me just now, she heard that it was a female voice, and she was puzzled, thinking that I was cheating, I said it was a colleague, but she didn't believe it, so she asked her to answer the phone to confirm." ”

"Oh, that's it, it's okay, my mother just has a lot of things!" Zhang Pengpeng said indifferently, "Menopause, you understand." ”

Jiang Xia glanced back at the second elder who was walking leisurely behind, and said in his heart, if you knew that your parents were going to sell you to me, no, to me, your evaluation would definitely be more than "menopause".