"System, help me improve my physical attributes to ten. ”

"Okay host, this modification, you need 10 million to pretend to be forced, do you want to confirm it?"

"Confirmed. ”

"The modification is complete, and the remaining outfit is worth five million. ”

"Congratulations to the host, the physical attributes have reached the highest level of mortals. In the absence of accidents, the host can live a long life. ”

People say that it is rare for people to live for 70 years.

In ancient times, seventy years old was already rare.

In modern times, medical technology has developed, and people can live for a longer period of time.

Some live a long life, and can live for more than 80 or 90 years.

But centenarians, there are still very few.

And now, Tang Beiming has determined that he will definitely live to be a hundred years old.

In this regard, Tang Beiming was very happy.

Of course, his goals don't stop there.

He has an invincible anti-heaven modification system, and if he only lives to be a hundred years old, how different is it from ordinary people.

His goal is to become an immortal and become a saint, an ancestor to become a Buddha, to live with the sun and the moon, and to live with heaven and earth.

After returning to Zhonghai, Tang Beixi received a phone call from the American Academy of Recording and Science, but the caller was a American who could speak Chinese.

They informed Tang Beiming that because of Tang Beiming's album sales, he broke the world album sales record.

Therefore, this year's Grammy Award winner will be Tang Beiming.

won the award, Tang Beiming was very happy.

"Hey, I've won the award, where can I get the award?"

"Come to the United States. ”

"Shall I come myself?"

"Nonsense, are we still going to pick you up. ”

"No, what's your attitude?"

"That's my attitude, what's wrong. You know about the Grammys, okay?"

"I know your sister. ”

"You're really uneducated. The Grammy Award is the world's largest music award, one of the four major music awards in the United States, and is also known as the Nobel Prize for Music. ”

"So what? What do you want to say?"

Hehe, you are the first Chinese to win this award. You should be proud, this is our rice empire, for your people for sure. If it weren't for the number of albums you sold, you would have broken the world record. You think that our rice empire will give you an award. ”

"Don't get too complacent, though. Don't think that if you break the world record in album sales, you are so good. It's already the wireless era, who still listens to songs with backward albums. ”

"We, the Rice Empire, have long since abandoned this primitive thing. Probably, only your backward Huaxia is still using this kind of thing. Otherwise, how could it be possible, breaking the record created by our Mi people. ”

On the other end of the phone, the Mi man was arrogant.

Every sentence in his mouth made Tang Beiming want to hit someone.

However, now that I'm in Huaxia and you're in the United States, I can't beat you.

If you can't hit it, then I'll scold you to death.

"Grass. ”

"To use the word spicy chicken to describe you, it is to lift you up. ”

"When Picasso meets you, he can sketch directly. ”

"You must have been injured when you defeated 200 million competitors. ”

"People like you can live two and a half lines at most in a novel. ”

"Before I met you, I really didn't find out that I had a problem with judging people by their appearance. ”

"You look exactly like on your ID card. ”

"Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to take care of you. ”

"It's over, why don't you ignore me, I'm a dog now. ”

"I just want to scold, I don't want to scold you. ”

"It's nothing if you don't have money now, and what will happen if you don't have money in the future?"

"Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ. ”

"You touch your breasts, are you as flat as a boy? ”

"If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be anxious, lie a few more times in the future, and you will get used to it. ”

"For an ugly person, you look at him a few times, it's a kind of cruelty. ”

"Did you grow up drinking dichlorvos?"

"Are you brainless?"

"Your stupidity, really creative. ”

"Are you Alzheimer's?"

"You don't look at it as reading material. ”

"God has sprinkled wisdom on the earth, but you have opened the umbrella. ”

"You're a black hole of a giant pit. ”

"Look at your face with a great blocking force. ”

"Look at your face, it's ugly at 360 degrees. ”

"Remember, don't lose weight, it's okay to have an ugly face and be fat. ”

"Your IQ is the same as HLJ's temperature. ”

"People like you can't survive half an episode in a TV series. ”

"Do you take medicine and turn on the lights? Is it IQ medicine, it's all scattered on the ground. ”

"You are Shakespeare, no scholar. ”

"Although you have small breasts, you have a big face. ”

"Although you are ugly, you want to be beautiful. ”

"Your brain, is it a runaway?"

"You're the second-in-command of the numbers and letters, 2B. ”

"Born to the end of you. ”

"Jinmu, water, fire, and you. ”

"Zhuge Liang grass boat borrowed it. ”

"You are the scratch paper that God created man. ”

“……”

On the other end of the phone, although the person was from the United States.

But he can communicate with Tang Beixi in Chinese, which means that he is also a Huaxia Tong.

He knows everything about Huaxia very well.

Tang Beiming scolded him, and he understood everything.

After listening to this, he almost died of anger.

He really wanted to beat Tang Beiming now, but in the same way, it was too far away, and he couldn't go.

He wanted to forget what Tang Beiming scolded him.

But the more he tried to forget, the more these words were like songs, looping in his mind.

In the end, he couldn't stand it anymore and kept slamming his head on the table.

In the beginning, it still had a little effect.

But after a minute, the effect is gone.

So, he replaced the place where he hit with a wall.

Bang!

You may not believe it when you say it, but he finally forced himself to death and stoned himself to death.

"Ding-dong. ”

"Congratulations to the host, the pretending to be forced to slap the face successfully, and getting the pretending to be worth one million. ”

"Now, the final assembly is worth six million. ”

Belch!

Listening to the words in his mind that he pretended to be successful, Tang Beiming was stunned.

What did you do yourself.

He didn't know that his words were comparable to Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang to death.

Today, he also scolded people to death in a scolding way.

"Husband, Mr. Yu called me and asked me to go to Hengdian in a few days. ”

At this moment, Zhao Lifei walked in.

It doesn't matter if you walk in, you wear a personalized bikini suspender, and Tang Beiming reacted a little at once.

In addition, I scolded for half an hour just now.

He was already a little angry, and now, where else did he care.

"Oh, so you're going to be away for a long time. ”

"Yes, people will miss their husbands. ”

"You can't just think about it, you have to do something practical. ”

After speaking, Tang Beiming picked up Zhao Lifei and went to do practical action.

The first is to ask for recommendation votes and rewards.