If you want to say that Jian Fan is coaxing underage MM like this, Fei Shiqing absolutely believes that this appearance is too confusing, he is still so tender after graduating from college, and it is no problem to look back and pack high school students with books on his back. But the beauty on the other side is obviously not the age to be easily deceived, maybe it is a guest from that unit who goes to the countryside or comes to oolong for tourism, and asks for a phone call when they meet for the first time, and Fei Shiqing doesn't believe it!

But what Fei Shiqing didn't expect was that this beauty Jian Fan knew it at all, and she also knew the car, it was none other than Jiang Dijia, who was slaughtered by herself in the hotel that day, dressed in white and changed into casual clothes, but somehow she was targeted by Fei Fat!

As long as you know each other, it's easy to do, isn't it very difficult!?

In the process of running, Jian Fan had already turned several plans in his heart, and quickly picked the most direct and best one, and when he was about to arrive in front of him, he immediately changed to an innocent smile and shouted: "Sister Jiang, Sister Jiang...... I've found you!"

It's like saying goodbye to a loved one. This smile definitely has the effect of confusing people, standing in front of the teacher and lying since I was a child, every time I cheated my mother of money with a straight face, every time I was hung up to the teacher to intercede on the exam, and every time I laughed and slaughtered people, it was this kind of smile.

Why can't a man pretend to be tender? A woman pretends to be tender to deceive a man, but if a man pretends to be tender, not only can he deceive a woman, but perhaps even a man can deceive him!

Sure enough, Jiang Dijia turned around, looking at the trotting hall a few days ago turned into a student man, and suddenly a smile bloomed on the show, and he was generally happy to meet the old people in another country, and pointed to Jian Fan and said, "What......? Jian Fan: Why are you here?

"Ah, yes, looking for you! I've had so hard to find you, I've been asking all the way here. Jian Fan stood still after running a long distance out of breath, and his nonsense was better than cooking.

"Is there something wrong?" Jiang Dijia smiled, such a sunny boy, the handsome guy trotted out with a look on his face. It really surprised her.

Jian Fan opened with a smile: "Do you remember the hibiscus corn yellow you wanted?"

Jiang Dijia smiled: "Oh, I'll get it in two days! ”

Jian Fan rubbed his hands and hurriedly swung it, as if he was a little shy and a little at a loss, and said: "No, no, Sister Jiang, you misunderstood what I meant, I saw my grandfather yesterday, my grandfather said that it is rare for someone to remember his old shop, and it is rare for someone to know the limerick poem, and those who know this limerick must be an old customer who likes corn yellow in his heart, this is not a problem of selling, he instructed me, I must let me send you a bottle, I came back to find out...... I'm so sorry for you......."

A very suitable reason, a look of Ai Ai's expression, a pair of innocent eyes, and a few sincere words aroused Jiang Dijia's curiosity, and he asked a little puzzled: "What's wrong! Why are you sorry for me?

Jian Fan said very sincerely: "I...... I'm really sorry for you, when I was doing laundry, I washed your business card, I lost my phone number, I wanted to find you and couldn't find it, I just happened to see you standing here, so I ...... I'll come to you, give me another one, and I'll bring you a drink." ”

No one will refuse this little request!

"It's okay...... Don't be so polite. Jiang Dijia was relieved when she heard this, and was really moved by Jian Fan's nonsense, flipped over the shoulder bag, didn't find a business card but an extra pen, and said with a smile: "The business card is used up, I'll write it down for you, but I can't ask for your wine for nothing! I will pay according to the price." ”

Jian Fan went downhill on the donkey, stretched out his left hand in front of Jiang Dijia's eyes, and smiled: "Write here, Sister Jiang ......"

Stretching out your hand is not without pride, and the first step of blackmailing the fat man is completed!

Reporter Jiang looked at Jian Fan's smile, and didn't feel that this big boy was making trouble, he pursed his lips and smiled, held a pen, and wrote a phone number on Jian Fan's palm and wrist, and said while writing: "It seems that the century-old store is not in vain, your Jian family is a righteous businessman! ”

When Jiang Dijia said this, he seemed to be allusing, and he was also very polite to Jian Fan's expression.

"Hey, yes, yes......" Jian Fan looked at the line of mobile phone numbers, overjoyed, and responded absentmindedly. I didn't hear what this sentence meant, and at this time I only felt the feeling of being held by that little white hand.

Feel...... It feels as if a slight electric current is running through the whole body, which is extremely pleasant, and at a distance of one meter, when the chef's nose is so smart, you can smell the faint fragrance coming from the neck of a beautiful woman...... On the shoulders of the green clothes, the hair is fluttering, and there is a delicate fragrance, which is the light fragrance of jasmine, which is rare......

Jiang Dijia looked at Jian Fan in a daze, shook off his hand with a smile, and saw that this trotting hall had a little lustful guts, and said a little disgusted: "Don't look at women like this, it's very rude!"

That's so, but it's not very strange. It's better to be admired than to be ignored!

"I'm sorry, Sister Jiang, I lost my temper, but I'm not rude......! Do you want to know that?" Jian Fan instantly realized and reacted, this business can't be mistaken, and he immediately put on a serious expression, and sold it very carefully.

"What!?" Jiang Dijia was surprised.

Gotcha, fooled, the second step begins!

Jian Fan said solemnly: "I just suddenly found out that there is something wrong with your health, you don't mind if I tell the truth, right?"

Jiang Dijia was frightened all of a sudden, and her eyes were a little more surprised: "Really, I'm quite healthy!? What do you see?"

"Huh...... I can see it by looking at your hair, and the changes in hair color and shape can reflect the body's qi and blood flow and health to a certain extent...... There are many people in our family who understand Chinese medicine, and that ...... "Jian Fan said, he has always spoken half-cut and half-spoken, and this method is the best way to whet people's appetites.

"Really?

Jiang Dijia was touched, and was inadvertently moved, and subconsciously put her fingers in front of her eyes with her hair.

"Look at your hair ......"

Jian Fan, here we go! Naturally, he twisted his index finger and middle finger, gently grabbed a strand of Jiang Dijia's hair on his shoulder, and stretched it out to a place where Jiang Dijia could see it with his side eyes, very light, very cautious, very serious, without any obscenity, everything was very natural!

[Fei Shiqing, who was watching through the binoculars, was about to drop his jaw, and shouted in surprise: His uncle, how dare you...... Chivalrous girl, chivalrous girl, kick him, kick him. ……… Fei Fatzi shouted nervously, but the scene did not develop as he expected, but it was very useful, such a beautiful scene, just like a pair of beautiful people telling each other their heartfelt feelings, the woman was affectionate, and the man was stroking his hair to comfort!]

What you see is not necessarily believing!

But who knows that Jian Fan's drunkard does not mean beauty, but the wallet of the fat man!

The distance of less than one meter was narrowed a few points closer by Jian Fan, meeting Jiang Dijia's gaze, clearly looking at the blinking eyes and long eyelashes, the beauty was almost on the bridge of her nose, Jian Fan suppressed the impulsiveness in her heart, put on a pedantic demeanor, very knowledgeable, very old-fashioned and slowly explained:

"The changes in hair color and shape are related to people's liver and kidneys, qi and blood circulation, and whether the kidney function is normal or not is closely related to the external performance of the hair. The kidneys store sperm and the liver store blood, and sperm and blood can be converted into each other. If the kidneys are insufficient, the blood is insufficient, and the essence and blood are deficient, the hair will be dull and dull, and it will be easy to break and split ends......... Sister Jiang, you see that your hair, although it is well maintained, the color of the tips is slightly yellow, and there are occasional split ends, which means that you have a lack of essence and blood, and you cannot nourish your hair well; it can be seen that you are overthinking at work and mentally stressed, which leads to the dark consumption of essence and blood in your body, and the hair roots will lose their nourishing ingredients. So, you can only be considered sub-healthy. ”

There are no 100% healthy people in the world, not to mention hair, Jian Fan knows that no one will understand this partial door! No matter how much bluffing, he has been exposed to a lot of traditional Chinese medicine knowledge with his grandfather since he was a child, but he understands a little bit of medicine, wine and medicinal diet, and he will definitely not treat diseases, but it is absolutely no problem to bluff people, and it is even more okay to bluff women, especially beautiful women whose IQ is not necessarily very high.

As soon as he said this, Jiang Dijia looked at him differently, and said in surprise: "Well, almost...... I've been in poor health since I was a child, and I've been practicing yoga for ten years, but I'm almost recuperating. Hey, Jian Fan, how old are you, do you still know Chinese medicine? It's not simple! Chinese medicine conditioning can't reach home without more than ten years of effort. ”

Surprised and excited, as if the discovery of a new continent in the eyes of the eyes lit up.

"Hey...... You're right, my grandfather is a winemaker, a little bit of Chinese medicine, I have also studied for more than ten years, in fact, wine, food, beauty are the same origin, look at your hair color ......"

Jian Fan was talking nonsense, stroking Jiang Dijia's hair inch by inch, feeling the smoothness of the hair with one hand, and even pulling up her hair to see the delicate white neck, and then stretched her hair to Jiang Dijia's sideways visible, and said very solemnly.

"Your hair isn't dark enough, it's not shiny enough, and you occasionally split ends, so I advise you not to use too much chemical baking oil. Conditioning through natural food supplements. The kidneys in the human body are matched with five colors to be black, and eating more black foods such as black beans, black fungus, and black sesame seeds is conducive to hair health. Avoid eating dry, oily foods, and pay attention to daily life, when shampooing, it is best to dry it naturally, and do not use a hair dryer to avoid dry hair. ”

The hand was gently caressing with the words that were talking. After finishing the words and stopping the movements, Jian Fan quietly stroked Jiang Dijia's hair back in his hand gently, and the whole process was not leaking, just like a doctor instructing a patient!

Jiang Dijia stared at Jian Fan in surprise with a pair of beautiful eyes, smoothing his hair, as if he had lost consciousness for a while, attracted by the man's or boy's magnetic words, and before he could digest what he had just said. Jian Fan held her little hand in a daze, at this time, Jiang Dijia was a little more convinced, and she was mechanically held by Jian Fan and did not resist, but looked at what Jian Fan was going to do with interest.

Jian Fan solemnly gave his dirty behavior a good name: "Take the pulse!"

The last process is also touching the hand, which will take a while, and the fat man will lose convincingly.

The wrist is a little whiter than Haoyue, Jiang Dijia's small hand is almost at the level of a hand model, Jian Fan's heart is excited, and he touches his beautiful hand comfortably, this time he can appreciate it a lot, and he held it for a minute, Jian Fan nodded and said, "Well, the essence and blood are secretly lost......... Sister Jiang, I suggest you try more of the medicinal wine brewed in our house, and I will send you a bottle later, this medicinal wine is brewed with natural Chinese herbs such as Shou Wu, Ju Hua, Arborvitae orientalis, red peony, etc., which has a good effect on maintaining the growth of hair roots and hair tips. If you don't like wine, I'll give you an ingredient for making soup, use these kinds of medicine to cook, keep you for less than half a year, and it will be more beautiful ?......and healthier than now! You can see that you are not keen on makeup, which is very good, beauty cannot be made up with makeup, natural is the most beautiful! You are beautiful, you have natural beauty, but you can be a little more beautiful than very beautiful, and you can keep this beauty a little longer!"

When he finished speaking, he put his hand down. Jiang Dijia's surprise, surprise and satisfaction after being secretly complimented were all written on her face!

Women love beauty, not only beauty, but also love to be praised and appreciated by others. Vulgarity is a kind of beauty, but no matter how vulgar a beauty is, she can't get rid of liking others to compliment this vulgarity!

However, Jian Fan quietly laughed in his heart, Fei Fat Man turned back to pay, this business made a lot of money!

Jiang Dijia smiled, very useful, like a big sister looking at her younger brother: "Wow, although the name is simple, it is really extraordinary! Sister seems to have to thank you! This method is so good! It seems that I have to ask you for advice!"

"No thanks, no thanks...... I feel very close to you as soon as I see you, as if we are relatives!" Jian Fan was cheeky and salivated.

But Jiang Dijia didn't mind: "Hehe...... If only I had a brother like you who could cook...... Hey, by the way, Jian Fan, can your cooking skills catch up with your father?"

"Well, almost! I'm not as good as him in soup, and I'm a little better than my dad in stir-frying! ”

"Yo, then I'll have to eat my fill!"

"No problem, you're here, you're always welcome!"

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This hand borrowed the ability to speak quickly shortened the distance between the two, beauty and health are the topics that women are most concerned about, as long as they talk about this topic, there are few that do not attract women's attention. But it's a pity that when Jian Fan was still talking about the relationship between his own food and beauty, the few guests who had been slaughtered by himself that day all came out of the foyer, and they all remembered this trotting hall vividly, and they greeted them one by one, Jiang Dijia seemed to be a little reluctant to pat Jian Fan and said with a smile: "Thank you, Jian Fan, we have to go to the countryside today, let's go back and talk ......"

“…… Be careful on the road, sister!" Jian Fan helped the beauty open the door to meet the car.

Jiang Zi was saved and became a sister.

Jiang Dijia accepted it calmly, smiled and sat in the car to say goodbye to Jian Fan. A few people in the car were amused by Jian Fan's courteous and almost numb farewell!

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Until Jiang Dijia, who could no longer see the goodbye beckoning, until watching the car drive out of the guest house compound, Jian Fan ran out of the door of the guest house, standing in front of Fei Shiqing with a victorious expression.

Fei Shiqing was stupid, Fei Shiqing, who didn't know what Jian Fan was doing, was stupid, looking at Jian Fan, with an expression of disbelief, his mouth was wide open, his eyes were rounder than when he looked at Jiang Dijia just now, looking at Jian Fan, he didn't believe it at a glance, he was even more surprised than seeing a group of ghosts in broad daylight!

Jian Fan squinted his eyes, with a look of disdain, reached out to hold Fei Shiqing's fat chin, pushed it up, helped Fei Shiqing close his mouth, and then stretched out his hand in front of his face.

At this time, silence is better than sound, and everyone on earth knows the meaning of this gesture: give money!

Unexpectedly, Fei Shiqing held Jian Fan's hand like a moon in both hands, looked up and down, followed the horn to kiss Jian Fan's hand a few times, and said comfortably while kissing: "Wow, this is the hand that the beauty has shaken...... Wow, it smells so good......!

can't kiss the beauty, kissing Jian Fan also makes Fei Fat smile with his eyebrows, and the smile is extremely obscene!

This made Jian Fan so angry that he couldn't cry or laugh, and he pulled out his hand impatiently, slapped Fei Shiqing's head, stretched his hand in front of his face again, and glared at him: "Give money, don't pretend to be stupid!"

"Oh...... I...... I didn't bring that much money!" Fei Shiqing was still stunned, not knowing whether he was pretending to be stupid and didn't want to pay for it, or if he was in shock.

"I knew you were going to cheat!"

Jian Fan was not welcome, he started to pull Fei Shiqing's pants, Fei Fat quickly lifted his pants nervously, he had a big belly and no crotch, and he was most afraid of people pulling his pants. As soon as he mentioned it, he didn't expect Jian Fan's fast hand to reach out to his pockets, and he touched it three times and divided five by two, and instantly snatched a stack of banknotes in his butt pocket, counting it to more than two hundred, Jian Fan was not too little, he stuffed the money into his pocket very much, looked at Fei Shiqing, who was still stunned, and kicked the fat buttocks again: "You are a dead fat man, what about the director of the bureau, pretend to be two hundred, bet on me, bet five thousand, are you ready to lose the account!?"

"Who is in arrears, and you didn't say that you will give it immediately, I still owe it?" Fei Shiqing glared and said unhappily.

"You scoundrel, you owe me so many meals, and I haven't seen you pay it back...... Okay, bye-bye, you go cool, Ming'er will call me...... Bet on paying off the debt first!" Jian Fan teased Fei Fat, turned around and pushed the bicycle to leave.

Since childhood, the two have taken pleasure in teasing each other, and they both take pleasure in emptying each other's pockets for treats or extorting each other's money!

Fei Shiqing was anxious, jumped behind Jian Fan with thick legs, and said tuggingly: "Brother Guo, Brother Guo, how did you do it, teach Brother Sect...... Such a beauty, you touched your hands and hair, and you were touched by a beautiful woman, and I fainted happily sooner...... Brother Guo, Brother Guo, I knew before that you deceived underage girls twice...... Show me the way to my brother, and let my brother try it too...... Hey, yes, what about the phone, copy it for me......"

"Smack...... Scrap, can you learn this? With your nature, you look up and no one can see your neck, you look down and you can't see your feet. You're embarrassed to come out to pick up girls!It's almost the same as learning to soak braised pork with me!" Jian Fan pretended to stop impatiently, glared at Fei Shiqing, and seized the opportunity to make a big effort.

This Fei Shiqing was in a hurry, jumping up and down, one on the left and one on the right, not only did he not mind being counted down by Jian Fan, but he greeted him with a smile on his face, nodded and said: "Brother Guo, you are the first handsome guy, I can't compare with this! Aren't we brothers......? That ......"

Fei Shiqing's face turned red as he spoke, his mouth stopped the car, and it was not like words to say it. The fat face looked at Jian Fan nervously, now it is not the two hundred yuan that worries about the beautiful woman who has disappeared.

"Less nonsense, pay off gambling debts first...... You weren't polite when you slaughtered me!" Jian Fan said unrelentingly.

"Godbrother a trick, no problem, I'll send you to your house in the afternoon, my dad has good wine in the cabinet, what if I steal a bottle of Wuliangye for you?" Fei Shiqing patted his chest and said.

"It's pretty much the same!" Jian Fan heard it and accepted the bribe. Hooked his fingers and said, "Come here, I'll tell you......... Seeing that you kid is so attentive, yes, I'll give you the opportunity to go on a date, tonight, you go to the store to find my dad, and send a whole bottle of corn yolin to this sister, just say that you are a buddy in the store, you look too good, don't say it's my friend...... In this case, isn't there a chance to get acquainted? Next, you can figure it out for yourself, and as for how far you can talk, it depends on your ability. ”

Jian Fan couldn't help but laugh as he spoke, and now, he found another wronged person to deliver wine, saving himself the cost of running errands.

Fei Shiqing smiled when he heard it, nodded incessantly, and after listening, he held Jian Fan's hand gratefully and nodded and bowed: "Brother Guo, brother, I thank you so much, since I was a child, I am so grateful that I have nothing to say for taking care of me...... In the next life, I will take care of you as a brother in the next life!"

Jian Fan said: "Get out, you still want to get cheap after you choose a bargain, don't you?"

"Hey, get out immediately, I'm going to ......" Fei Shiqing picked up the gold ingot, turned around and ran.

Jian Fan suddenly thought of something and suddenly shouted: "Stop!"

Fei Shiqing stood still: "What's wrong?"

Looking at Fei Shiqing's secretly happy face, he has been the object of others to tease him since he was a child! Jian Fan suddenly felt quite unbearable in his heart, and secretly wondered if he was playing tricks a little too much, and thought about it and reminded him: "Waste, don't say that my brother didn't remind you, this girl is not a fuel-efficient lamp, don't look back and complain about me when you don't have any hair." People are wearing princess shoes for 2,000 yuan, carrying LV bags, and a jade bracelet on their wrists, which I think is worth our tuition for a year...... Our brothers are a pair of turtles, you are rich, you are a big deal to be a turtle with two money, that level is not - we can reach it!"

"It's okay, I just like it, I just want to get to know you......... Your dad said well, food doesn't have to be eaten, it's a kind of enjoyment to watch, smell and think, and by extension, what does it be? A beautiful woman doesn't have to be a day, it's pleasing to the eye when you look at it, it's also enjoyment, isn't it?"

The silly and silly Fei Shiqing often bursts into classic sentences when he speaks.

As soon as Jian Fan heard his father's words being extended like this, his mouth was full of bitterness, and he said in the opposite direction: "There is growth, fatty, it's best for you to think like this! I hope it's not too big, the bigger the hope, the greater the disappointment, this thing can't be true!"

You can't go too far, it's buddy, after all. In Jian Fan's words, it is very realistic.

"Hehe......... Fei Shiqing didn't mind smirking for a long time before he came up and said: "Brother Guo, I will also give you this word, it is definitely not me who is most disappointed today, don't take it too seriously!"

"What do you mean!?" Jian Fan was stunned when he heard what was said.

"I want to go myself!" Fei Shiqing resold Guan Zi.

Jian Fan was stunned by one sentence, and he left triumphantly.

Jian Fan was surprised for a long time, and watched Fei Shiqing walk away with figure-eight steps, and after thinking about it for a while, he suddenly realized that he was taking the exam!

In a hurry, he eagerly rushed to the gate of the county government on his bicycle, and many people had already gathered in front of the door. Squatting, standing and stretching their necks, looking disappointed, more complaining and complaining about the lack of talent, and the unfair exam!

Jian Fan didn't care about paying attention to these, squeezed into the crowd, and began to look for the end of the list, this is Jian Fan's habit of looking at the list, knowing that he has no ability to hang on to the front, look for it...... Looking for it...... Yo, I finally saw my name, fifty-seventh, in the middle, with a score of 71.

Jian Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief, anyway, this exam is quite fair, basically representing his true level, although the fifty-seven are not qualified for the interview, and they are not qualified for that position, but they can barely explain to their mother!

The expected failure of the list, from childhood to adulthood, Jian Fan didn't feel that the sky was falling apart, just a little stupid, knowing that he was not that material, he didn't have too high hopes, of course, he didn't have so many disappointments, squeezed out the crowded crowd, prepared to go back to the store, stewed vegetables and sold rice honestly, and suddenly remembered Fei Shiqing's words.

Yo...... Why didn't you see Fei Fatzi's name, this kid wasn't disappointed this time!?

In this hurry, he squeezed back again, climbed on the list and counted from back to front, this Fei Shiqing has generally been within the bottom ten of the list since he was a child!

It's strange today, I still don't see Fei Shiqing's name from back to front until I find myself...... Looking for it... Looking for it...... One by one, the names are looking for ...... Jian Fan rubbed his eyes more than a dozen times in surprise, and saw it really clearly, Fei Shiqing's name was in the first row, the eleventh place, and the score was ninety-two points!

"Ninety-two points!? This thing can score twenty-nine points, which is an extraordinary performance!"

Jian Fan's self-esteem was greatly stimulated! It seems that Fei Fatzi knew the result so sure! After a closer look, Fei Fatzi once mysteriously said that the three graduates of the two of them were on the list, the nephew of the director of so-and-so, and the niece of the township chief.........

"When has this society ever been fair!?"

Jian Fan shook his head, he was a little angry just now. But after thinking about it, I felt that it was fair and unfair, and it didn't seem to have much to do with me. Even if someone has a flat bowl, they are still scum sinking to the bottom of the water. At this time, the spontaneous disappointment was really real, and it was really said by Fei Fatman.........