Chapter 192: Advertising

"This is Praying Mantis Boxing? Damn, is this still a human hand?"

"Just now the host said that this Pang Bao is Guo Ye's junior brother? I heard you right? And this set of mantis boxing was broken out by Guo Ye?

"A single dog passing by said that you heard it right, and I also heard the host say that this set of boxing techniques was created by Guo Ye. In this way, isn't Guo Ye the founder of Mantis Boxing?"

"This fat man is so fat, and his skills are so flexible? Damn, he really deserves to be the most flexible fat man in the world!"

"A junior and younger brother are so powerful, isn't Guo Ye, who pioneered this boxing method, even more powerful?"

"666, I also want to learn mantis boxing!"

"I'll go, Fat Bao is so powerful?"

Song Qian, who was sitting cross-legged in front of the computer, opened her mouth slightly, and said in surprise: "Pop a hundred balloons in six seconds, his hand is Gatling!"

Wang Xiaolu pouted and said: "What's the big deal about this? I can do it too! When Brother Da Lu taught him praying mantis boxing, but more than 100 walnuts were suspended in the air under the big tree, when can he hit all the more than 100 walnuts in five seconds, and the skin of the walnuts has not changed after hitting, but the walnut kernels have been shattered, and that is Xiaocheng." ”

"Fat Bao can now hit one hundred and twenty walnuts in seven seconds at most, and he has smashed them all, and he can't send and receive them by heart, so he was taught a hard lesson by Brother Da Lu. Brother Dalu said-"

Speaking of this, Wang Xiaolu stood on the bed and pinched his waist to make a teapot shape with one hand, pointed at Song Qian with the other, and learned the way Guo Dalu reprimanded Pang Bao, "You dead fat man, do you know how the stupid bear died? Hmm? You either blow all these walnuts, or don't break any of them, what kind of tatters are you doing now? Punish you to eat all these broken walnuts!"

Song Qian was surprised and amused, "No, Brother Da Lu is so strict? Pang Bao can break the walnuts with his fingers, it's already very remarkable, right? If it's like you said, all the walnut kernels of more than a hundred walnuts are shattered in five seconds, but the shells are not damaged, how can anyone do it!"

Wang Xiaolu's chest was straight, proud like a duckling, "I can do it!"

Song Qian didn't believe it, "You just blow you!"

Wang Xiaolu saw that Song Qian didn't believe it, and she wasn't angry, and said with a smile: "But Brother Da Lu said that this mantis boxing woman is not very good-looking, and he passed on two more boxing techniques to me, one is Wing Chun and the other is Baguazhang, saying that these two sets of boxing techniques are the most suitable for women to practice." ”

Song Qian's eyes lit up, "Brother Da Lu has taught you a new boxing technique again, you teach it to me, I will learn it too!"

She grabbed Wang Xiaolu's arm, "The Thunderbolt Golden Light Bodhisattva you taught me is afraid of boxing, I have already practiced proficiently, and I am short of a set of actual combat boxing techniques!"

When Wang Xiaolu heard the words "Thunderbolt Golden Light Bodhisattva is afraid of punches", he smiled and leaned back, "Okay, I'll teach you when I have time!"

While the two were talking, on the computer monitor, the lottery performance in the live broadcast room continued.

The host of the hemp pole was amazed on the stage, "Pang Bao, when I watched Guo Ye fight you in the movie, it seems that you didn't shoot so fast, could it be that this mantis boxing is fast when it is practiced, and it really slows down when it fights?"

Pang Bao shook his head and said: "It's not that the fight slows down, in fact, when we were shooting, we shot very quickly, but during the post-production, my senior brother deliberately slowed down the speed of our fight in order to make it easier for everyone to watch, in fact, when we really fought, it was difficult for ordinary people to see clearly." ”

"Wow, so the action in the movie is all in slow motion, right?"

The host had an exaggerated expression, "I originally thought that the action on the movie was fast enough, but I didn't expect the camera to be deliberately slowed down?"

Pang Bao nodded and said, "But all the scenes that involve fighting are basically in slow motion. ”

The host said, "I don't believe it! unless you can prove it to us on the spot." ”

Pang Bao smiled, "Yes, but I need an opponent." ”

The host smiled: "Okay, we have already arranged an opponent for you, and now there is the vulture actor Wang Yingying on the field!"

After the host announced the curtain, Wang Yingying suddenly rushed out from the other side of the stage, and in the blink of an eye, he was already in front of the host.

The audience was taken aback when they saw Wang Yingying's speed so fast, and then applause and screams erupted.

The host was a little baffled, "Hey, hey, hey, people haven't come out yet, why are you so excited...... Ahh

As soon as he turned around and saw Wang Yingying, who appeared beside him at some point, he couldn't help but be taken aback, and the microphone was frightened, "Oh, mom, when did you come out?"

Wang Yingying reached out to catch the host's microphone, handed it back to him, and said with a smile: "Just arrived!"

The host had a broken expression, "Oh my God, this guy is elusive!"

The audience burst into laughter when they saw the host deflated.

"Okay, okay, your appearance really scared me!"

The hemp pole host walked up to Wang Yingying, "That's the case, just now Pang Bao said that he wanted to perform the actual combat of Huaxia Kung Fu for everyone, but there was a lack of one person as an opponent, so we called you up, do you think you can be qualified for this role?"

Wang Yingying scratched his head, "The fight should be okay, we often dismantle the moves in private, Pang Bao's mantis fist is very sharp." ”

The host asked, "I heard that you are a true disciple of the real martial arts sect, is this true?"

Wang Yingying nodded and said, "It's true, I am a disciple of Qingliang Mountain." ”

"Wow, there really is a martial arts sect!"

The host looked excited, "That Wang Yingying, can you practice some of your master's kung fu for you?"

Wang Yingying nodded and said, "Then I'll show you a set of our Qingliang Mountain's mountain collapse boxing!"

As soon as his voice fell, he suddenly shouted, stomped his feet and shook the ground, the whole stage was slammed, the host screamed in shock, was shocked and almost fell, and walked off the stage in embarrassment, just forgot his job, and shouted with the microphone: "Now please enjoy, Wang Yingying brought everyone the cool mountain avalanche boxing method!"

Every time Wang Yingying exerts his strength, the stage is shaken, the entire studio hall is shaking, and the chandelier is swaying like a pendulum.

The audience exclaimed in unison, and the whole live broadcast scene was like an earthquake.

After Wang Yingying's set of boxing skills, the whole stage was ruined by him, the red carpet was broken into pieces of flying flotsam, dancing in the air, shouting and whistling on the spot, and the audience all gave a standing ovation.

The barrage on the live broadcast platform was everywhere, and the data stream windows were rolling rapidly, and the audience's messages filled the entire screen.

"Isn't this really a special effect?"

"Awesome, awesome! Is this Huaxia Kung Fu? Where is this Wang Yingying's sect? I'm going to learn Kung Fu!"

"Blind my kryptonite eyes! I also want to learn kung fu! Last time I went to Shaolin Temple, people didn't accept me as an apprentice at all, this time I will go to Qingliang Mountain to try!"

"I suspect it's fake, do you really think he's a humanoid impact drill?"

"Damn, in front of so many fakes, this is so brainless!"

Netizens were dumbfounded, and even Song Qian in front of the computer shouted, "Xiaolu, Xiaolu, when can I be so powerful?"

Wang Xiaolu complained: "There is no drama in my life!"

Song Qian was furious, turned over and scratched Wang Xiaolu's itchy flesh, "Dead Xiaolu, the kung fu you taught me must be hidden!"

The two of them giggled and laughed.

"Wow, wow, is this the Avalanche? Are you sure it's not magic?"

The hemp pole host walked up to Wang Yingying and sighed in admiration, "Could this be our real kung fu in Huaxia?" Teacher Wang, I have to call you a teacher now, the boxing you performed just now is really unbelievable, take the liberty of asking, what kind of status does Qingliang Mountain you are in in the martial arts sect?"

Wang Yingying smiled and said, "Well, it should be regarded as the third gate." The world's nine sects and thirteen sects of Kung Fu are eighty-one gates, and the eighty-one doors are divided into three gates, and our Qingliang Mountain is a branch of Shaolin, so it is counted as the middle three gates. ”

The host grew his mouth, "No, there really are so many sects in the rivers and lakes?"

Wang Yingying explained: "It shouldn't be complete now, maybe some sects have been lost, and even the life of the nine major sects is not easy, but the next three sects are developing quite fast." ”

The host was curious: "What kind of sect is that?"

Wang Yingying said: "It's the kidnapping door, stealing the door, stealing the door, digging graves and stealing the lower ninth-rate sects, and now they are developing very well, much better than the famous sects......"

"Ahem!"

The host coughed dryly and interrupted Wang Yingying's speech, "That, this is a public security issue, today is the lottery meeting, let's not talk about this." ”

The audience was listening to what Wang Yingying said with relish, and now they were suddenly interrupted by the host, and they were all unhappy in their hearts, Nima, won't you interrupt later?

The live broadcast platform was even more scolding, "Your sister, this host is more hateful than Guo Ye, a broken dog! Lao Tzu was so happy to hear it that he cut it off!"

"In other words, the nine sects, thirteen sects, and eighty-one sects refer to those sects?"

"Rub, there are so many martial arts sects in our Great Xia Kingdom?

"This Wang Yingying who plays the vulture is really a person from the martial arts sect? In reality, all the people in the rivers and lakes are so powerful? I'm curious!"

At this time, the host of the scene looked at Pang Bao, "Pang Bao, you also saw Mr. Wang's boxing technique just now, it is really earth-shattering when you practice, it is much bigger than the movement you just made, are you afraid in your eyes when you see it? Do you still dare to compete with him now?"

Pang Bao said with a smile: "What's so terrible about this? The fact that there is a lot of movement in boxing does not mean that the fight will be powerful." ”

He walked into the middle of the field and hugged his fist at Wang Yingying, "Brother Wang, please!"

Wang Yingying didn't dare to be sloppy, and returned the salute to Pang Bao, "Please!"