Text Chapter 11 A beautiful woman stopped me from giving a massage to the beautiful battalion commander
When the bleeding stopped, Li Yuan found gauze in the room to help the cat's ears wrap the wounds on their waist to prevent dirt from falling into the wound and causing inflammation.
The cat said that Li Yuan was not well wound and had to wrap it himself, Li Yuan felt that how could he wrap gauze around his waist, how flexible it was.
Unexpectedly, the cat's ears twisted their waists and turned around to wrap them around.
Li Yuan exclaimed: "The female soldiers who have stayed in the special battalion have a feeling around their waists." Twisted so sexy. "The cat's ears do this series of movements in their own eyes, and they are as easy as a snake to do, soft and charming.
Maoer is a person who is used to being injured, and now he is completely calm, and he has not forgotten to bring up the old things again: "I just said okay, you have to continue to massage me!"
The gangster has been killed, of course there is no problem on Li Yuan's side, as if nothing happened, the appearance of this gangster will not affect their kind of warm and trusting relationship between the masseur and the customer.
Li Yuan was about to continue pressing the cat's ears, when suddenly the wind outside the window was fierce, hulalahula.
Then Li Yuan saw two big glowing eyes, and when he looked closely, they were the two searchlight headlights of the helicopter. Instead of flying over the hotel, the helicopter flew straight in this direction.
It felt like a bomb was about to hit me.
"Damn, it can't be a terrorist attack. ”
Li Yuan immediately thought of the scene of the White House being hit by a plane and emitting smoke, and he was already prepared for the worst.
If the helicopter really wants to crash over, then he has to use "Shattered Starry Sky" to destroy this multimillion-dollar big guy.
Hulala, the helicopter was already very close, the huge propeller churned the air, and then a rope flew out of it, and from it slid out of it one by one special forces in green uniforms.
"Not terrorists, what's going on?"
Li Yuan saw that the cat ears next to him were like no one, and the special forces who slid over turned out to be all comrades-in-arms with cat ears, and after sliding into the hotel, they greeted the cat ears one after another.
"Mao'er, all the big drug lords gathered here this time, you are too careless, how can you perform tasks while doing massages. In case of a mistake, how can we explain it to the chief. ”
A young woman in her thirties, an officer, said.
The cat's ears stuck out his tongue: "Battalion commander, this kind of thing would not have happened, who would have thought that there would be a leak in just now." How can you walk by the river without getting your shoes wet, and accidents encountered during the mission are inevitable. ”
Wow, the abrasion on the cat's ear and waist suddenly hurt.
The cat ear was injured because of himself, and Li Yuan held the cat ear: "Mao Er, are you okay?" “
A young soldier who was jealous of the intimate relationship between the two was standing next to him, and shouted: "Mao's ears are the soldiers in our troops, all because of you, a burden, I don't know what means to use to trick Mao's ears into playing, which affects the normal operation of Mao's ears, and causes injuries in the cat's ears mission." The cat's ears must have been injured to protect you!"
Cat Ear shouted, "Shut up for me." Here I and the battalion commander are here, and you are not qualified to speak yet. Tell you, I wanted to protect him, but then he protected me and killed the gangsters with one palm. ”
"Just him, this dry monkey?" the young soldier was a little unconvinced.
The battalion commander shouted: "I order you all to shut up. “
The battalion commander came over to shake hands with Li Yuan, the hands were not big, but the strength of the hands was not small.
The battalion commander smiled and said, "It seems that you don't have much strength, and you can slap the gangster to death with one palm?"
Then patted Li Yuan on the shoulder: "Young man, cat ears are soldiers of our army, if you want to find a girlfriend to play, you can find someone else, cat ears are not what you should be looking for." Hopefully there won't be a next time. “
Maoer hurriedly explained: "Battalion commander, we are not playing. This guy is not a burden, I didn't invite him here for fun, he is really not just a masseur, he is very good. He has another identity. Without him, I wouldn't have been able to complete the task this time. “
Li Yuan was embarrassed beside him, and said secretly in his heart: "I thought she was just looking for Fengmei to play this time, but I didn't expect that she would have a big task on her." Knowing that he has to carry out a mission, he can still play it, and only this beautiful flower soldier can do it. ”
Thinking about it just now, I really have lingering palpitations. If he is a cat ear, he must not be able to calmly find someone to massage and play when he is on a mission, he is worthy of being a special forces flower, and he is different from us ordinary people. It feels a great honor to be able to meet a female soldier and a soldier, and every time I mention it, I feel like a great honor.
The battalion commander smiled: "I would like to know how powerful his massage technique is. Can slap a famous gangster to death, can he sunflower point acupuncture?"
Li Yuan will definitely not tell others that he has just taken charge of the powerful martial arts of "Broken Starry Sky", so he can only push the boat down the river and talk about things with massage.
Voluntary admission. "Since the chief said that, I am not modest, I am indeed an excellent masseur. “
"I voluntarily admit it. You're confident. What qualifications are you now?"
This stopped Li Yuan, he is a folk master, self-taught, how can he have any qualifications.
He replied truthfully: "Sir, I don't have any qualifications, I am self-taught. ”
"I don't even have qualifications. The battalion commander turned to Cat Ear, "Cat Ear, I don't believe he has this ability." You're playing a bit big this time, I'm going to tell the chief, and tell your dad to punish you well. ”
"Battalion commander, you must not sue in front of my father, the gangster was really shot to death by him. He really knows how to point acupoints, unlike other ordinary masseurs. If you don't believe me, you can try it for yourself, haven't you had back pain lately!"
Cat Ears dared to explain tightly.
When Li Yuan heard the word chief, he was secretly shocked: "No wonder Binghua is so willful, her father turned out to be the head of the army." Then he helped the cat ears on the side: "Yes, battalion commander, don't say anything else, I really have a set of massage techniques." ”
Li Yuan has always insisted that he has a set of massage techniques, which is a manifestation of self-confidence, the battalion commander is a soldier, and he has a lot of feelings for confident people, although his face is not red, but the emergency value still pops up.
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"The secrets in our army do not allow you to be interfered with by an outsider. ”
The battalion commander shouted on the surface.
Then the cat ear pulled the battalion commander into the dark and quipped: "Battalion commander, you have back pain, and you like to try all kinds of masseurs to massage you." Hearing him boast of living well, and being so confident, I was obviously surprised in my heart, and you still pretended. ”
"Little bastard, this man is not clear, how can I let him touch him. The jade waist of the battalion commander is not something that can be touched by any masseur. In case something big happens, how will I command you to fight in the future? It's a matter of national loss. “
"Yes, but don't worry, the battalion commander, he will definitely do it. “
The battalion commander coughed: "For the sake of you not forgetting to share it with me, the battalion commander, whether it is true or not, I will believe you once." If he can really hold me down, then I'll believe what you just said, and I won't tell your dad about it this time. “
"Thank you, battalion commander. “
Then the cat ear came over, walked up to Li Yuan and said secretly: "Li Yuan, this time my little life will be in your hands, otherwise my father will know that I will be miserable, and I will not be able to come out to play with you and Fengmei in the future." You're going to have to show the real massage level of the gangster you just slapped to death. “
"Don't worry, I've said it, nothing else, I have a good set of massage. ”
Li Yuan said confidently.
At this time, a plump female soldier came out, she was the battalion commander's special masseur, specially stepped on the back of the battalion commander, codenamed Yuzu, very hostile to Li Yuan, who might steal his job, and also out of her duty to be responsible for the safety of the battalion commander: 'Battalion commander, I am against letting him give you a massage. You know, your jade waist is badly injured, and you need to use your feet to relieve the pain during massage. How can you let this stinky man's stinky feet step on your jade waist. “
The battalion commander said, "Yes." The feet of the men in the army are the most smelly, and I don't know what the feet of ordinary men outside smell. You take your shoes off, lad. “
Li Yuan didn't have any problem with foot odor, but he was fighting with the gangsters just now, dodging and hiding, sweating urgently, and it was normal for his feet to be a little sour.
As soon as he took off his shoes, the battalion commander had a habit of cleanliness and was very sensitive to smell, and frowned: "It stinks." No way. “
"Battalion commander, what did you promise me just now?" asked Mao'er worriedly.
'What do I promise you?' I told you all about telling your dad so he can fix you well. ”
"Li Yuan, you can help me talk. The cat's ears pulled Li Yuan.
Li Yuan can't help it, the battalion commander doesn't like his smelly feet, what does he have to say.
However, he still interjected with a straight face: "Sir, what is there to refuse here, there are sweat glands on your feet, who doesn't sweat." I'll wash it up. ”
When the battalion commander heard this, he said: "This makes sense. You go to wash. ”
At this time, the jade foot next to him interjected again: "Battalion commander, I object." It is very inappropriate for him to allow a person of unknown origin to come into contact with you with just a few words when he has any qualifications. “
Li Yuan frowned, why does this big beauty always come to sabotage, I have no enmity with you. You can't stand still and don't speak.
The battalion commander said impatiently: 'It's really annoying. You're so noisy. I'm going to take a break and have a meeting with you to summarize the results of this battle. Young man, you want to give me a massage, no matter how skilled you are, after all, there is no basis for empty words. You'd better get this special masseur of mine first, and she said okay that you're qualified to give me a massage. ”
The battalion commander then said to Cat Er: "Cat Er, I hope you didn't play any tricks on me this time, this kid may really have a massage set." If this kid can't do it, and he can't even pass the jade foot level, then I must tell your dad about your duties. ”
Yuzu sneered: "I don't even need to try it, I don't even have massage qualifications, he can't do it at all." Charlatans are just charlatans. ”
"Mao'er, you are here, my special masseur can't strictly test this so-called superb masseuse, in order to prevent you from threatening my special masseuse, Yuzu, and helping him cheat, you must come with me. ”
The battalion commander took a plane to a nearby military district to rest and took the cat's ears away.
"The rest is up to you, you must take care of her. Please, or I'll die. When Mao Er left, he was very sorry for Li Yuan.
Now only Yuzu and Li Yuan are left in the hotel room.
Li Yuan said: "You lie down, I'll wash my feet, come back and give you a massage, you try the effect, just believe me." “
Unexpectedly, Yuzu said coldly: "No need, I will directly judge you to be unqualified." “