Chapter 171 Jiangxia's talk show

Zhang Pengpeng has never watched Jiang Xia's talk show performance, and this is the first time to see Jiang Xia perform in front of the camera. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The burden is not too much, Jiang Xia said that he wrote the manuscript himself, which is true.

"We all love to play games, and my good friend Slender River is a big gamer, and I once asked him, what game do you like to play. He said that he likes to play the games of the rice people, because the games of the rice people are better. At his recommendation, I also played a few foreign games, and after playing, my heart was broken. By the way, I've summarized the playstyles of several countries. ”

"The people of the United States are bored, and they have a collective meeting and say, it's so boring, let's make a game, let's make a game? make a game of table tennis, old ~ young ~ salty ~ appropriate ~"

"The people of the island country are bored, and they have a collective meeting and say, it's so boring, let's make a game, let's make a game? Let's make a game of tail idiots, old ~ young ~ salty ~ appropriate ~"

"The sticks are bored, and they have a collective meeting and say, it's so boring, let's make a game, let's make a game, let's make a game of 2 artists pinching people, old ~ young ~ salty ~ appropriate ~"

"The Russians are bored, and they have a collective meeting and say, 'It's so boring, let's make a game?What kind of game should we make?Let's make a game of bombing Germanic battleships with Patriot missiles, old ~ young ~ salty ~ appropriate ~"

When Jiang Xia said this paragraph, the words "suitable for all ages" were said in an elongated tone, which was very funny. Although it is a repetitive comparison, it sounds like a sense of joy.

"Our neighbors are really worthy of a fighting race, and if you look at the game genre, they are all different from yours. In case of the end of the world, your protector can only be your game character, and the battle race is definitely the one that survives. We can all imagine that. How the fighting race taunts others. Your rice table tennis can't protect you, and you don't play as well as the Chinese people. You devil's lewd man, Lao Tzu teaches you to be a man with one bullet, haha. Huh, the stick still contributes, and the beauty you made out is pretty good, come on. My brother lacks a warm bed. ”

"Ah, why don't we have a game in our country? I don't dare to complain, many people have scolded me again, and those who play games will scold me again, and I can't get by?"

》ding》diǎn》小》says,.2≧3.▼os_;

"Speaking of which, there is a couple on Treasure Island who really don't want to live. In order to surprise her boyfriend on her birthday, Xiaoqing wanted to ask her boyfriend out in the name of her colleague, and then implement the plan, so she got a trumpet and added her boyfriend. Well, that's the beginning of death. The nickname of the trumpet is Peipei. Everyone can guess the next story, the boyfriend and Pei Pei chatted more and more happily, and said that Pei Pei was smart, smarter than his girlfriend. Often, after sending my girlfriend to sleep, I continued to chat with Peipei. Finally, one day, the boyfriend is going to have a showdown with his girlfriend. ”

The boyfriend said. Sorry baby, I've got a crush on someone else. I promise when he says this. It must have been a look of guilt. ”

"My girlfriend said, are you serious? Can you tell me who she is? Our three-year relationship, are you going to give up like this? Don't, don't leave me, don't ...... Ahem, don't add the last two sentences by myself. Appear more vivid a diǎn. ”

After Jiang Xia finished this paragraph, he made a pause gesture, what he had just said in Mandarin suddenly felt that this paragraph would be more funny in the Baodao dialect.

So he said it again in the treasure island dialect, three or four times in a row. It can be regarded as finding the cavity of the treasure island.

"My girlfriend kept asking, and my boyfriend said that it was your colleague Peipei. ”

"My girlfriend said, how long have you known her? For her, you have to give up on me? Here you must have tears in your eyes, I will do it all over again, for her sake, you have to give up on me?"

"My boyfriend said, I'm sorry, but she gave me the feeling I always wanted, I really loved you, really, but I already liked her. Affectionate, with a painful face, at this time you must pretend to be desperate for love. ”

"My girlfriend said, what if I say that Pei Pei doesn't exist at all? That's the character I wanted to play with at the beginning, can you believe it? Come to our company and ask, there is no such person at all. ”

The boyfriend was confused, trying to make amends, and then the woman disagreed. I don't need to go into detail about the next story, anyway, you can make up a treasure island idol drama in your brain. This is death, and tricks are death. ”

"There is also a young man from the island country, as a fairly rich guy, he spent a total of 56,365 yen, which is about 3,300 soft girl coins, to buy all the drinks that can be bought on the market, about 300 kinds of appearances. Then take a drop of each and blend it into such a large drink. It looks like coffee, but it's not, the young man drank it with poison, he didn't describe the taste, anyway, he spit it out. It looks so disgusting that I have made a mosaic of myself. ”

"Speaking of death, I have to mention some heavy topics here. Just two days ago, a news was exposed, and a female compatriot with the screen name Wanwan uploaded a video. Here, I apologize to everyone first, before I said that our country is the best for security, and now I am beginning to doubt this problem. ”

"The video was recorded when the police comrades were in cooperation with the police to obtain surveillance, and the time was 22:05 at night. I won't say much about it here, but I'll talk about some of the comments that are available on the Internet right now. ”

This says that girls should wear more diǎn when they go out, otherwise they will be easily targeted by bad people. That said, when you encounter this situation, you have to kick hard according to the man's next three ways. There is also a saying, how should girls protect themselves when they go out, why don't go to remote areas, don't go to some small hotels, carry diǎn anti-wolf spray with you, call the police as soon as possible, whatever, many, many, few people seem to be talking about another problem. ”

"That is, how can a girl resist when she is grabbed by the hair? In that situation, I tried, and I was grabbed by the hair by someone stronger than me, and I couldn't do anything about it. Even strength can't be used, and a girl may not have much strength. At that time, the girl's handling could already be said to be perfect, first sitting on the ground so that the man in black would not be dragged away, and then shouting for help and calling the police. ”

"Usually a girl encounters this situation, and she may not be able to handle it better than her. Don't tell me about wolf protection, trust me, it won't work. If you really have practiced martial arts for more than ten years, I didn't say it. What I want to say is some of the problems that have come out of this matter, and that is our law and order problem. The most terrifying thing about this incident is that it has stripped away all the factors that we think are safe. ”

"The popular downtown area and relatively high-end hotels will give us a sense of security. But in this seemingly safe environment, such a bad thing still happens. And what really attracted attention was when the victims themselves posted a small amount and were forwarded by millions, which attracted the attention of all sides, but what about before? What about our police, our hotel? Where are they? Is it that if we don't defend our rights, we won't have power?"

In fact, saying this, it seems that our talk show has become a critical news program. Actually, it's pretty much the same, I just want to say, let's just think this paragraph is news. This news reflects a major problem of public order in our country. At the foot of the imperial capital, such things have happened, and I can't imagine how many similar acts of human trafficking are in other places. ”

"I can't get used to the trend of public opinion on the meager nowadays. Girls were gang-raped to death while drinking, and you said that girls should learn to save themselves. The girl was raped to death while running at night, and you said that the girl should learn to save herself. Girls are harassed at work, and you say girls need to learn to help themselves. Girls are harassed in public, and you say girls need to learn to help themselves. Girls were beaten, choked by the neck and dragged by the hair in a hotel with surveillance and administrators, and you also said that girls should learn to save themselves. ”

"If girls learn to help themselves in everything, then what do we want the police at the police station to do? What do we want the law to do? I once jokingly asked, is it useful for girls to shout indecent assault in TV dramas? My friend said, it's useless, just say it's a girlfriend or a wife or a bridesmaid. I don't believe it, but now it seems that it is unfortunate that he has been right. ”

"We should respect women, it's not just words. We should not just say that girls learn to help themselves, we should let men not learn to rape, the onlookers should learn to manage things, and the police should learn to be responsible, instead of waiting for a big trouble to open a case for investigation. It's been three days, and there's no news, just a statement that doesn't hurt, what's the use?"

"At the end of this issue, I will put some cases that I have collected that have been exposed in recent years at the subway entrance, in the downtown area, and wanted to kidnap for the same reason. These are all cases of failure, and what about the successes? We don't know. Some people say that in today's society, attention is power, and onlookers are changing China. ”

"I don't believe it, I believe we will get better, I promise here, when I meet a strange woman on the road and shout for help, I will come forward to help, even if it is a husband and wife, I will help pull it away and send it to the police station. Husbands and wives are not just able to beat and scold each other, and the law of our country stipulates that even if a legal husband and wife forcibly have sex without the permission of the other party, it belongs to the category of rape! ”

Finally, to quote a sentence from the great family of our country, I hope that the young people of China will get rid of the cold air, just go up, and do not have to listen to the words of those who are self-defeating and self-abandoning. Those who can do things do things, and those who can speak up can speak up. If there is a point of heat, a point of light will make it like a firefly, and it can also emit a diǎn light in the dark, and there is no need to wait for the torch. After that, if there is no torch, I am the only light. ”

"This issue is the end of this nonsense, everyone has a good New Year, I hope something similar will not happen next year, Jing Ke assassinated King Qin. ”

(To be continued.) )