Chapter 82: The Pope is Crazy
Is there a 'Messiah' here?
To be honest, Xing Jie doesn't really care very much, even if there is, so what?
It's nothing more than the predecessor of Brother Su.
Brother Su is not a superman, which can be seen from the fact that he was stabbed to death by two Roman minions at the end.
Of course, in order to explain this, the Holy See did not hesitate to use a lot of pen and ink and professional public relations to beautify.
For example, this was a test of Jehovah's old man to his brother.
Another example may be borrowed from the legend of Emperor Xuanyuan flying with a dragon, anyway, no one in the world has seen him since Brother Su was stabbed to death on the cross.
How so?
In the beginning, even Brother Su's mother, Maria, thought he was dead.
As a result, the Gospel of Matthew said that two angels came out at that time, saying that Brother Jesus was killed, and the three-day resurrection was a process designed by the big boss. After the resurrection, Brother Su regained his identity as a god and went to heaven a long time ago, where he lived a happy life with the angel sisters.
From this point of view, Brother Su's combat effectiveness is not good.
Don't say anything about the pessimistic mercy that touches the heavens and the earth, who wants to die if they can live? Everyone in the world is the same, the old lady in "I Am Not the God of Medicine" still has the impression that she is poor enough, she is pitiful enough, she is riddled with all kinds of diseases, and she can't see a little hope, but what is the result? It's not that sentence, I don't want to die, I want to live!
Even the common people think like this, the super-boss who founded Christianity will be bent on death?
Fool whom?
Why is a brother who has no fighting power considered a son of Jehovah?
Will it be considered the reincarnation of a god?
Excluding the fact that the little brother tried his best to build momentum for him, that is, Brother Su may really have the ability.
What kind of ability will it be?
Water turns into wine, five baked cakes and two fish feed 5,000 people, walk on the water, and believers can catch more fish?
These are nothing rare, to put it bluntly, they are worthless.
For those who used to do tricks, this is really a basic skill, and they can basically do it.
It's really not worth mentioning.
The most important thing is the healing power.
When it comes to reincarnation, then there is a most basic proof, and that is to be able to basically maintain the ability of the previous life.
Who among the battle creatures can heal?
Of course, it's the super nurse, the goddess of Umai.
Therefore, Xing Jie didn't think too much about it at first, what is the origin of 'Messia', compared with gold jewelry, American knives and euros, it is really not attractive at all.
But why did the Pope have to find the real 'Messiah'?
Isn't it Umai?
I've killed a lot, and it's really not a big deal.
Xing Jie can figure it out, but it makes no sense that the Pope doesn't understand. However, the Pope would rather give up the Bronze Sacred Tree, which can be called a super killer, and go to the 'Messiah', which made Xing Jie have a little other thoughts in his heart.
What will it be?
Okay, let Xing Jie's brain hole open a little bigger.
Go back a little further.
When did a person become associated with Jehovah?
This story can be said to have been widely circulated, leading to the Chopsticks Brothers' generation of square dance Divine Comedy, and "Little Apple" is based on this story.
At that time, Jehovah did not know how to make his brain, probably because he was bored, so he created Adam.
Then he gave Adam a daughter-in-law named Eve.
Needless to say, Adam was a foolish boy who was unlucky, and his daughter-in-law died, and the two of them were driven out of the Garden of Eden by Jehovah and exiled to the wasteland to live a miserable life.
At that time, there was no computer, no other entertainment, and it was very boring, and all I could do every day was applaud for love.
As a result, two sons were born.
One of them has a descendant named Rod.
Well, it's the one whose daughter-in-law peeked at the pillar of divine punishment to turn into salt.
Rod has no daughter-in-law, so he is empty, boring, and a lonely man, and everyone knows what will happen.
But what about this shameless bastard guy?
stretched out his sinful hands to his two flower-like daughters.
Start creating angels in a cave!
Does this process sound familiar?
That's right, that's what the cult of Cuos did!
"Alright, Brother Jay. You said so much, but you still didn't say why the Pope went to find 'Messia'?" After listening to Xing Jie's words, Lao Wang's eyes were about to turn into mosquito coils, and his face was confused.
Li Sishi let out a long sigh, feeling very helpless.
In the end, he had no choice but to pat Lao Wang's shoulder.
"Haven't you figured it out yet? Xing Jie's words are actually very simple. As for the Pope, he thinks he has Adam's direct bloodline. The 'Messiah,' on the other hand, is another fighting creature created by Jehovah's own hand that is not unlike Adam.
As for Adam, according to Xing Jie's excavation video, he is already the highest-level combat creature! But even so, he is still considered a 'human'. But even after being reincarnated, the 'Messiah' was recognized as a god! Why is there such a stark difference between the two fighting creatures, created by the Lord himself?
Is it a difference in combat effectiveness? I'm afraid not. If you rule this out, then you are left with brains or other abilities. And in this case, is it possible to simply infer that when Adam plus the Messiah, he is Yahweh? You can imagine how strong this temptation is. ”
"me, this bad old man Pope is so bad! He wants to be not only a god, but also a god's father?"
Lao Wang's strange screams suddenly realized that the eyes of his younger brothers revealed some depression.
Boss, that's easy to relate to, right?
If you realize it in hindsight, it's really hard to keep the boss's authority.
However, Lao Wang's actions Xing Jie knew very well in his heart that he wanted to highlight the merits of Xing Jie and others from another aspect by making such gags regardless of his face, so as not to make those little gentlemen hold grudges. Although Xiaobo did not blame Xing Jie for their death, it did not play a big role after all, and it can be said that the death was basically worthless.
And the recruits from these eight places are holding the five-person people as idols one by one.
The boss of the five, but made such a failed choice, how could he not attract hatred in people's hearts?
This is a personal favor, and Xing Jie must write it down.
Lao Wang, this is really a brother.
It's the second time I've gone out to help like this.
Xing Jie shrugged his shoulders, his eyes revealing helplessness.
The object of helplessness is not Lao Wang, but the Pope.
All along, regardless of his position, from Xing Jie's point of view, he believed that the Pope was an extremely wise person.
How could such an ambitious man become such a person?
The Pope is probably insane.
The question is, when did he go crazy?
In his memory, he didn't seem to be greatly stimulated, even if he was sure that Adams and the others were actually three-sided agents, he still collapsed in front of him without the slightest panic.
"Xing Jie, I remember that you seemed to have sold a bone bead to the Pope at the beginning, right? It was Adam's bone bead, and you seemed to say that it was a holy bone. Basang reminded Xing Jie in a low voice.
Oh yes.
When the Pope saw the bone orb, he was indeed a little too excited.
But isn't that just a bone bead?
What's the big deal?