took off his coat and sunglasses, and Zhang was afraid to go back to the hotel.

The fat woman just now was reasoning with the waiter, wow wow wow wow

She didn't recognize Zhang Wei, but a waiter stopped in front of Zhang Wei and said, "Where have you been?"

"Buy cigarettes. Zhang was afraid to ask, "What's wrong?"

"What are you buying cigarettes? Your kids are back, and they're making a lot of trouble and scaring the guests. The waiter said to the fat woman, "Look for him, those children live with him." ”

The fat woman had a new goal and began to yell at Zhang Wei, saying that she was going to call the police.

Zhang Wei said: "It's very tiring to stand and say, go to my room and say." ”

"Fuck you? The fat woman shouted at the waiter: "He's a hooligan, call the police, call the police." ”

Zhang Wei smiled at him: "I didn't do anything, the police didn't arrest me." With that, he ran up the stairs from the side, went back to his room and closed the door, and then slowly went downstairs.

The fat woman snorted and caught up: "You rascal, don't run." ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "Okay, I'm a hooligan, look carefully, the hooligan is going to transform." After speaking, he swished again and ran past the fat woman.

Five monkeys squatted on the road for an enthusiastic and serious discussion, the topic was whether it was better to play games all night in an Internet café or watch movies all night, and Lao Pi supported watching movies, saying that he would watch Japanese movies in the second half of the night and learn scientific knowledge. Da Niu said that you are an idiot, of course you play online games, and you can make money if you are lucky.

Zhang was afraid to come back and look at them: "You guys just make trouble, what should I do now?"

"Overnight stay. "The opinions of the five brothers are very unanimous.

"Wrap your head, didn't you beat you up?" Zhang Wei said: "What virtue did you pass in the midterm exam, and you still have a stay?" Come, who will talk to me about the study plan, and how do you plan to get mixed up to pass?"

The five monkeys stopped talking.

Zhang was afraid and said: "It's okay for you to make trouble, bring Lao Tzu in, do you want to die?"

Lao Pi said, "Brother, aren't you also curious?"

"What am I curious about?"

"Listen to what people do. Lao Pi replied.

"I'll kill you. Zhang Wei sat down on the road: "Let's talk." ”

"What are you talking about?" asked Lao Pi.

Zhang Wei said: "You are fifteen years old now, and you will talk about it in ten years." What will you look like in 10 years?"

Lao Pi said: "It's boring, the teacher asked us to write our ideals in the first grade, what is there to write about, and it is a day to get it." ”

Zhang Wei smiled: "I'll let you talk!"

"This one. Ten years later, I will open a summer street and walk around? I won't go to work anyway. Lao Pi said: "Brother, you see how low my requirements are, open a seven-or eight-handed Xiali, and the thief is cheap, which shows that I still have self-knowledge." ”

Zhang was afraid to slap his face: "What a majestic ideal." Then he asked the madman, "What about you?"

"I'm just looking for a job. How can you live or not?" said the madman hatefully, "I can't be like my bastard dad anyway." ”

Zhang Wei nodded: "What about you?"

The five brothers have a very unified opinion, and the future development direction is to mix, and mix for a lifetime.

Zhang was afraid to ask: "You are strong-blooded, don't you want a woman?"

"Why, what can I do? Lao Pi replied.

The madman laughed: "Just what you are doing, thin, not growing all, do you want women to have a fart?"

Lao Pi said get out, and he didn't accept heads-up.

Zhang was afraid to say: "Chat something useful, to be honest, I don't care about your academic performance at all." With your virtue, no matter how hard you work, it's a drag, and it's just like that if you don't learn it, but, we all have fantasies, so many big stars, thieves pull beautiful thieves pull sexy, don't you want to sleep?"

"It's all slept, what's so rare?" said Lao Pi disdainfully.

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "Damn, you cow." How do you know everything?"

"They all say that, and they say the same thing on the Internet, saying that someone is raising something and a bunch of godfathers. If there are unspoken rules, what good woman can there be?" Lao Pi still said disdainfully.

Zhang was afraid to slap him: "Correct you, don't talk nonsense about things you don't understand, even if you want to say it, add a sentence You read it on the Internet, either in the news or someone broke the news, who is who, what's wrong, you know?"

Lao Pi said, "Why are you talking about this?"

"That's not what I'm trying to say. Zhang was afraid to say, "Let's take a step back." Don't talk about big stars, this beautiful girl on the street, don't you feel tempted when you see it?"

"It's moving, but it's useless to be tempted. Da Niu said.

"I just ask you if you are tempted. Zhang was afraid to say: "Don't say it's useless. ”

"But what you're saying now is useless. Da Niu said again.

"It's useful or not, depending on what you think. Zhang was afraid to say: "The flight attendant is good-looking, but people only have first-class customers in their eyes, and if you buy a discounted ticket, you are embarrassed to talk to the flight attendant." ”

He paused and said, "We are all men, let's talk about something useful, do you want to sleep with beautiful girls, do you want to sleep with one beautiful girl after another? Don't just think about it, you have to do it! You have to ask yourself, why does a beautiful girl like you? It's simple, seven days a week, every meal is a five-star hotel, as long as you can do it, no matter how ugly you look, there will be beautiful girls who are attracted to you." ”

"Brother, I don't think what you said is useless. Lao Pi said: "Who doesn't know that there are women who have money, but there is no money." ”

Zhang was afraid to raise his hand and slap it, and it snapped loudly: "What am I talking to you about? You are now fifteen years old, and you still have time to work hard, for a better future, in order to sleep with many, many beautiful girls, you have to study hard!

Yun Zheng looked at him: "Brother, you said so much, it's completely unconvincing." ”

"Are you convincing?" Zhang asked coldly.

Yun Zheng said: "Look, in our family, the doctor studies well, but no matter how good he studies, he is a doctor, he doesn't have much money, and he hasn't been married until now, let alone sleeping with a lot of beautiful girls...... The fat brother told us, saying that if you are willing to compromise, you are not as stupid as you are now, with a monthly income of at least 10,000 yuan, and besides, you don't have a woman, let alone a beautiful woman, even Wang Lihe can't look down on you. ”

Lao Pi followed and spoke: "That's right, and Brother Sissy, that guy never failed his studies, and he didn't even know what pi was, but women have it, many of them are college students, and they slept with a doctor last time, and they bought clothes and invited them to eat......"

Zhang Wei shouted loudly: "Stand up!

The five brothers hesitated slightly, brushed the ground and stood up straight, and Lao Pi said: "Brother, we are reasoning, you can't do it." ”

Zhang Wei sneered: "Damn, I gave you a lesson, but let you educate me?"

Lao Pi said: "Putting facts and reasoning, we are laying out facts." ”

Zhang Wei nodded: "Okay, what you say is the truth, I won't beat you, let's just talk about the sissy, dozens of bastards in the locust brigade in happiness, in addition to the sissy, who else is not short of women?"

"Yes, but not as much as the sissy brother. Lao Pi replied.

"Even if there is, what do you look like? What do you look like? Especially you, I don't want to look at ugly, how can you sleep with a woman? I don't have money to sleep with a fart!" Zhang Wei pointed at Lao Pi and scolded.

Lao Pi said: "Don't hit people in the face, brother, you can't call me ugly like that, it will hurt me very much." ”

"I can't beat you to death!" Zhang Wei said: "Listen to me clearly, first, I didn't say that you should be so good in the university entrance examination, just give me a little more serious, last time I asked you what Du Fu is poetry, you asked me who Du Fu is? Why is it wet? ”

Lao Pi hesitated and asked, "Is Du Kang a wine or a human?"

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment, and shouted: "Shut up! Let's talk about the second point, I don't care how you study, as long as you fail one subject in the final exam, Lao Tzu can't do it this winter vacation, and I will play with you every day." ”

The voice was cold and cruel, the five monkeys were a little scared, Fang Zijiao said: "Brother, the winter vacation for the New Year, you have to have a good year." ”

"Chinese New Year, you fail, I won't let you lose a layer of skin, Lao Tzu has your surname. Zhang was afraid to shout: "Disband, go back to study." ”

"Brother, don't be angry, we study, we will definitely work hard, but we may not necessarily pass, giving and getting are never the same thing. The old hippie said with a smile.

Zhang was afraid of hehe and sneered: "What you said is right, but what about it, show me first!"

The madman smiled and said, "Brother, you have to convince people, you can't move your fists at every turn, I know that you are for our good ......"

"No more nonsense, don't sleep tonight. Zhang Wei said coldly.

The five monkeys immediately shut up and ran quickly back to the hotel.

The rest of Zhang was very angry, and said that these monkeys would have to be beaten, and beating was the only feasible way to educate.

Standing on the street for a while, watching cars pass by, watching pedestrians pass by, once again I feel that I don't belong to this world, others live really, and I am always a little illusory?

As for people, they just can't be idle, and when they are idle, their brains will be cranky.

I turned around and went back to the hotel, intending to continue my work.

After entering the door, he was stopped by the service desk again, and the waiter said: "Sir, if you do this again, check out tomorrow, the impact is too bad." ”

Zhang Wei smiled at her and walked up the stairs.

It's quiet in the corridor, it's even quieter in the room, it's just that the five monkeys are actually listening to that beautiful sound again, and they don't know where it came from intermittently, and they can't say it clearly, and they can hear it if it's not clear.

Zhang Wei sighed: "Sleep." "He went to typing.

But they couldn't sleep, they slept in two rooms, and the sound of beauty was all the time, and the two monkeys in the same room with him became more and more energetic the more they listened.

Zhang was afraid to look at the wall in a daze, and said in his heart, how is this hotel designed? I heard that the sound came from next door, but it was not, and I couldn't find the source of the sound.

Calling the two monkeys in the same room to get up and go to the next room, the five monkeys crowded and quickly went to sleep.

So, he was left in the room, but it was strange that the voice was still there. Zhang was afraid of scolding: It's really long-lasting, click on the player to play music on a loop, so that you can calm down and work.

I worked until the second half of the night, washed my face and prepared for bed, and only then did the sound stop. (To be continued.) )