"The prince is awake!"

In one of the wards, a young man lying around a hospital bed asked with great concern, "Prince Tarek, are you better?"

Li Daniu woke up after a hangover and found that there were several white people around him, and he was instantly stunned, and the few white people in his sight were still talking to him. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"I don't know English. Li Daniu's first reaction was to tell the white people that he couldn't understand English, but before he could say anything, Li Daniu found that he seemed to be able to understand what the other party said.

Li Daniu's ears can clearly hear that several white people are definitely not speaking Chinese, and according to Li Daniu's experience of hundreds of Hollywood blockbusters, it can be determined that several white people speak English, but why can he understand it?

As a native Chinese, in addition to reading some English texts in English during class, and memorizing some words that have long been forgotten in order to cope with the exam, Li Daniu said that although he is a college student, he really did not take the fourth level.

Before he had time to think about why he could understand English, Li Daniu found that several white people actually called themselves princes in unison, Prince Tarek?

"Could it be that my long-lost parents have finally found me? My real name is Tarek? I am actually a prince?" Li Daniu almost burst into tears: "Finally, the bitterness is over, what is the rich second generation? Lao Tzu is the second generation of the king!"

When a series of luxury cars, beauties, private yachts, etc., the unattainable picture of Li Daniu appeared in his mind, Li Daniu couldn't help but slap himself hard.

It hurts!

Li Daniu thought painfully and happily: "It's not a dream, it's really not a dream, haha...... Lao Tzu wants the king to return, Cuihua, you will never believe that you have missed something. ”

Several white people were startled by Li Daniu's sudden self-harm, and instantly quieted down.

"Tarek...... Prince, are you all right. An older white man said cautiously: "We all know that the death of His Majesty and the Queen has made you very sad, but ...... That's why you should cheer up and hold the enthronement ceremony as soon as possible, the ...... Don't be left without an owner for a day. ”

Li Daniu was beaten back to reality from the world of obscenity by this sentence.

"The king and queen have passed away, let me ascend the throne?" Li Daniu was still momentarily melancholy just now, how should he face his parents who he had never met, this ...... The fast pace is a little unprepared.

"Your Royal Highness, we have taken you on leave, and although Harvard University is one of the best universities in the world, our country really needs you very much. ”

Li Daniu was thinking about how he should be more sad, when he heard something that made him confused.

"Leave of absence, Harvard?"

Li Daniu didn't pay attention at all, and the sentence he blurted out was also in English, and his mind had been filled with several question marks.

Have I really graduated for some years?

The non-well-known university I went to in China actually has a nickname called Harvard University?

I'm not lying to myself?

Li Daniu looked around a little dazed, this is a single ward is undoubtedly luxurious, slightly luxurious, the facilities and equipment are not like domestic at all, and then look out the window, on several high-rise buildings, there are big signboards in English.

Taking a deep breath, Li Daniu recalled the story of last night.

Because Li Daniu's favorite Cuihua is getting married, and the groom is not Li Daniu, so he was a little sad, bought a bottle of Niu Er, a bag of peanuts, and returned to the rental house where he lived to drink alone.

Although Li Daniu's name is more manly, he is actually a home-attribute creature with a medium-to-low physique, and the amount of alcohol is naturally not very good, so until now, Li Daniu has no idea whether he has finished drinking that bottle of Niu Er.

So, here's the problem.

How did you get out of the country after getting drunk?

What about visas and passports, which are completely untouchable to him?

How can I understand English?

Li Daniu definitely doesn't believe it, because he has watched too many Hollywood blockbusters, and the reason for such nonsense as accumulation and epiphany is that if you can learn a foreign language in this way, Li Daniu should be the most proficient in Japanese.

Raising his hands, Li Daniu carefully observed them and determined that this was not his own hands.

It's a contradictory sentence, but this is Li Daniu's truest thoughts.

Crossed?

Just because he was not found by the long-lost king's parents, Li Daniu, who was a little disappointed, instantly became excited again.

Ignoring the few white people next to the hospital bed, Li Daniu lifted the quilt, got out of the hospital bed, and ran directly to the bathroom without wearing shoes.

Looking at the very unfamiliar face in the mirror, Li Daniu slapped himself again, and the mirror perfectly presented this very middle two action to Li Daniu.

"Smack!"

Li Daniu was even more excited, because this time it hurt more than the one just now.

Is there anything luckier than crossing over?

Li Da Niu can answer with great certainty: Yes, travel to become a king who is about to ascend the throne!

So, what could be luckier than crossing over into a soon-to-be-enthroned king?

Li Da Niu opened his pants, and after looking at it, he could answer with great certainty: Yes! But he can't tell you.

Li Daniu, who was nervous in the bathroom for a while, began to wonder why his body was hospitalized, and whether he could use the amnesia most commonly used by the traverser to avoid the embarrassment of not knowing anyone outside.

But no matter what Li Daniu thinks, he can't think of a little memory of this body, if it weren't for looking at the face in the mirror that it was indeed not his own, and he spoke English, just like speaking Mandarin, Li Daniu would definitely doubt himself again.

What about the residual memories that are said to be good?

Just as Li Daniu was hesitating how to face the people outside, he heard a knock on the door.

"Your Royal Highness, are you okay, do you need me to help you call the doctor?"

Call a doctor? Of course you don't need to, you're in good health.

"I'm fine. ”

Li Daniu broke the jar and opened the bathroom door, what if I didn't know him? What if I just have amnesia?

"Your Royal Highness, you ...... Is it really okay?" Burns looked at the obviously new slap mark on Li Daniu's face, and was a little worried about his future, the king has passed away, the prince is stupid, what future will there be as the prime minister?

Li Daniu looked at the white man in front of him with a strange look in his eyes, a little worried, could it be that he saw something?

"You...... Yes?" had reached this point, Li Daniu knew that he couldn't hesitate any longer, pretended not to remember, and asked tentatively.

"I'm sorry, Your Royal Highness, I haven't introduced myself, my name is Burns, and I was appointed Prime Minister by your father. Burns said: "This one is Howl, the head of our country's security system, and Scan, the head of foreign affairs. ”

I haven't said I've had amnesia, why did you start introducing it?

"Your Royal Highness, if your body is ...... It's really okay, I want to tell you about the situation in our country as soon as possible, after all, you have lived and studied in the United States for too many years and have not returned to China, so you don't know a lot about the situation. ”

For this reason, it's amazing!

Li Daniu, who didn't have to pretend to have amnesia for the time being, didn't dare to show his excitement, after all, the king had died, so he suppressed his emotions.

"I'm really fine, you can start at any time. Li Daniu was anxious to know what kind of privileges he had.

After the four of them sat down on the couch in the hospital room, Burns began his introduction to the country that was about to be ruled by Li Daniu.

"Your Royal Highness, the latest data shows that the sea level in our country has risen by 9.15 centimeters in 19 years compared to 93 this year, and if global warming is not curbed, in 50 years, the sea level in our country will rise by about 37.6 centimeters......" Burns said here, pausing.

93 years plus 19 years, so is this year 2012 or 2013? Before Li Daniu could figure out which year he had crossed over, he was confused by Burns's introduction.

Li Daniu felt that if he hadn't been familiar with the place since he first arrived, he would have removed Burns as prime minister.

When Burns saw that Li Daniu had no reaction at all when he heard this data, he sighed in his heart and continued: "At that time, 60% of our country will completely sink into the sea!"

Is this Nima still the earth? Li Daniu couldn't help but ask: "Then when the time comes, how much area will be left in our country?"

Burns glanced at Li Da Niu a little strangely, could it be that this Harvard of His Royal Highness the Prince was paid by the king to go to it? Such a simple mathematical problem is not understood......

Burns didn't know that Li Daniu really didn't know how big his country was.

"Your Royal Highness the Prince, at that time, there will only be 10.4 square kilometers left in our country, and there are 11,000 people in our country, plus there is still a part of these 10.4 square kilometers that is not suitable for habitation......"

Li Daniu was no longer in the mood to listen to what Burns was saying, a country of only 11,000 people, no bigger than a small county town in China, and about to be flooded for most of its ......

"Dead people through the pit!" Excited, Li Daniu actually shouted this sentence in Chinese, and then fainted.

"Your Royal Highness?"

"Call the doctor!"

"God, is this the day that is going to kill me Tuvalu?"