Gu Xiangwei always thought that Tang and Song were sexual/dysfunctional, or sexual/functional loss!

I didn't expect to see the upright "posture" of the Tang and Song dynasties one day.

Gu Xiangwei's red fruit gaze made Tang Song blush, and the incredulity in Gu Xiangwei's eyes made Tang Song blush and his neck thick.

He could understand the meaning in Gu Xiangwei's eyes, it turned out that he was a man with a hidden disease in Gu Xiangwei's heart!

The embarrassment was extreme, Tang Song was at a loss and didn't know what to do, and even subconsciously wanted to block the male posture with his hands.

"Old ...... Lao Gu, can you not be so exaggerated in your reaction?" "It seems like he is looking at some miracle, he is a normal man!"

Gu Xiangwei retracted his gaze and said lightly, "I thought you were faint on a woman, I thought you couldn't do it." ”

Tang and Song Dynasty "......"

It seems that he is also in the ambition of Su Beichen Palace!

His tall and mighty man's image!!

Gu Xiangwei laughed wickedly. "What do you want to ask?"

"That...... That ...... "Tang and Song are hesitant, he has no experience and is not good at things in bed, and he is ashamed to talk about it!"

"Heh, Old Tang, I really didn't expect you to have such a shy side, don't be like a woman, ask whatever you want, I'm still waiting to go home and do sports. ”

Compared with the innocent young man of the Tang and Song dynasties, President Gu Da is simply an extremely dirty old driver!

"Exercise, have you been working out lately?" Tang Song still couldn't ask, so he changed the topic to pave the way for his emotions.

Gu Xiangwei showed an uninhibited smile. "Exercise in bed. ”

Tang and Song Dynasty "......"

He also wondered why he was so cowardly in terms of women, if only Gu Xiangwei was half cheeky!

Gu Xiangwei didn't have the patience to spend time with Tang and Song. "If you don't ask, I'm really leaving. ”

He misses Yin Yimo again, wants to hug her, wants to hold her hand, wants to kiss her, and if he doesn't see her for a minute, it's like every three autumns.

Tang Song asked in a horizontal way. "If you have a desire for a woman, is it love?"

Gu Xiangwei raised his eyebrows. "A woman, Xia Duo?"

Tang Song was surprised. "You can guess that?"

"You're too obvious. ”

"It's obvious to me that I hate her more than I like what I obviously do. Part of the reason why Tang Song and Xia Duo didn't let her quarrel was that he was afraid that people would find out that he had thoughts about Xia Duo.

He didn't expect it to backfire!

Gu Xiangwei asked, "On the day of my wedding with Mo'er, you called me, but you forgot?"

Tang Song suddenly remembered that she slapped her head in annoyance, after she and Xia Duo kissed that day, she found that she was actually reminiscing about that drunken kiss, so she called Gu Xiangwei and asked almost the same question————

"Lao Gu, if you are addicted to a woman's kiss, will it be love?"

Gu Xiangwei naturally thought of Xia Duo, because Tang Song was the best man and Xia Duo was the bridesmaid, Tang Song sent the drunk Xia Duo home.

Gu Xiangwei told Tang Song very seriously. "I don't dare to say anything else, but you...... Eighty percent of them are planted. ”

It's normal for a man to react to a woman's body, but it's too abnormal for Tang Song, and he was definitely shot by Cupid!

It's like he only has lust for Yin Yimo!

Tang Song's heart was half cold, he planted it!

He always thought that his lovebird died in a foreign country, but he never expected that in his 30s, his lovebird flew here!

"Lao Gu, then what should I do now?" Love came too suddenly, and he was a little flustered.

"With your hands!"

Tang and Song Dynasty "......"

He didn't ask about this, he asked what he should do next, whether to accept love calmly, or to fight to the death?

He's sworn not to marry!

Gu Xiangwei deliberately instructed Xia Duo to wait for Tang Song to come out, and he and Yin Yimo took the first step.

Yin Yimo also wanted to match Tang Song and Xia Duo, so he said goodbye to Xia Duo and took Gu Xiangwei's arm and got into the car.

Xia Duo stood at the door of the hot pot restaurant and waited for Tang and Song, the wind at night in winter was very cold and ruthless, and he couldn't help but tremble when it blew on people.

After waiting for a few minutes, the warm body that ate hot pot became cold, and Xia Duo scolded Tang Song N plus 1 time in his heart.

Did he die in the toilet? or did he die in the toilet!

Being able to stay in the toilet for almost an hour is also TM a god man!

Xia Duo waited impatiently, and when he took out his mobile phone and was about to call Tang Song, Tang Song's voice sounded from behind.

"Why didn't you leave?" Tang Song had already been released in the toilet, so he could face Xia Duo calmly.

Xia Duo gritted his teeth and asked. "Are you playing poop in the toilet?"

Tang Song looked at Xia Duo's frozen red nose, and felt a little indescribable taste in his heart, this taste was very wonderful, sour and astringent, and a little uncomfortable.

"I'll call a car to take you home. Tang Song took out his mobile phone and called a car with a taxi app.

Xia Duo was surprised that Tang Song didn't reply to her, it seems that inhaling some ozone in the toilet can change her bad temper!

"Ahem. The silent atmosphere was a little awkward while waiting for the car to come, and Xia Duo coughed twice.

Tang Song asked, "Have you ever been in love?"

"Huh?" Tang Song asked coldly, but Xia Duo didn't react.

After reacting, Xia Duo smiled open-mindedly. "What kind of love is it, is the mobile phone not fun or the hot pot is not delicious. ”

This time, Tang Song was surprised. "You've never been in a relationship?"

"Talked. Xia Duo tilted his head, put his hand to his lips and whispered, "I posted two nude/photos of macho men in my room, and I fell in love with them every day, and every night I had a maid and two husbands." ”

Tang and Song Dynasty "......"

What kind of woman is he in love with!

"Hahaha......" Xia Duo looked at Tang Song's speechless appearance and laughed out loud, she was a senior rotten girl, and she didn't plan to hide this hobby from anyone.

Especially Tang Song, if she wants to conquer him one day, it is necessary for him to understand her rotten girl's heart as soon as possible, so as not to scare him in the future.

Tang Song said seriously, "Seriously, have you ever been in love?"

Xia Duo shook his head and asked rhetorically, "Why do you want to chase me?"

"I'm not blind in my eyes!" Tang Song was told the central matter, and immediately retorted.

Xia Duo cut off and said disdainfully, "Virtue, you chase me, I still don't think you are qualified." ”

"Why am I not qualified?" Tang Song blurted out this sentence and regretted it, he said this in the face of a sentence.

Xia Duo aimed at Tang Song's crotch again. "I like the big ones. ”

Tang and Song Dynasty "......"

Damn it!

Why haven't taxis come yet!

He was about to be by this woman!!

Tang Song was so angry that there was smoke above his head, and the roots of his teeth were itching, he really wanted to pounce on Xia Duo to try the size!

Xia Duo heard Tang Song's heavy breathing voice, and knew that he was really angry, too, that thing was a man's dignity, and she always joked about his dignity, which was also a bit too much.

"Don't take it seriously, I'm joking, besides, you know your size best, don't care what I think. ”

Tang Song roared in his heart: What Lao Tzu cares about most is what you think!

In order to extinguish the anger that Tang and Song wanted to erupt, Xia Duo decided to praise him. "Uh...... That, you guided the lipstick advertisement very well today. ”

"That's a must, I'm a gold medal director who has won international awards. "This woman has finally said something he likes to hear!

Xia Duo felt that Tang Song was a mysterious man, directing the kiss scene, he was very good at directing and careful, and the shooting effect was very beautiful and attractive, there is no doubt that these must be the pictures in his mind, but why is he miserable as soon as he practices it!

In addition to arching with brute force and shaking your head, why did you forget to suck two words?

Tsk, I don't understand!

Her lips tingle with fear at the thought of him arching her!

The taxi came before Tang Song died of anger, Xia Duo smiled and waved Tang Song. "Director Tang Da, we'll see you in the rivers and lakes. ”

Xia Duo just opened the car door and got into the car, and the door on the other side was also opened, and Tang Song sat in.

"What are you doing?"

"Go home. ”

"We're not on the way, so it's faster for you to call another one. ”

"I said drop by the way. Tang Song shouted at the driver in front of him, "Master, drive." ”

Xia Duo muttered in a low voice, "By the way, by your uncle!"

Obviously, one direction to the east and the other direction to the west, a circle is almost half of City A.

There was heating in the taxi, and Xia Duo sneezed twice in a row, rubbing her nose and complaining. "Look at it, I'm freezing cold to wait for you to come out. ”

"I remember there was a pharmacy in front of me, and I bought you a box of cold medicine. Tang Song looked out the window to determine the location of the store.

Xia Duo was speechless, Tang Song was really a straight man of steel!

"No, just go back and take a hot bath. Xia Duo smiled and declined.

Tang Song said, "That's okay, drink two more cups of hot water before going to bed." ”

Xia Duo hehe. "Yes, drink hot water and drink hot water. ”

Proper steel steel! straight! man!

The car soon arrived at Xia Duo's house. "Thank you for inviting me to the car, bye-bye, good night. ”

Xia Duo felt that Tang Song's eyes were a little abnormal when she looked at her all the way, as if it was not the same as usual, so frightened that she hurriedly got out of the car as soon as she arrived at the door.

"Xia Duo. ”

Tang Song's voice sounded behind her again, and she seemed to hear the sound of a taxi leaving.

"What's wrong again?" Xia Duo turned around.

Tang Song walked slowly with her bag. "The bag forgot. ”

"Hehe, look at my memory. Xia Duo smiled awkwardly and stepped forward to get the bag.

Tang Song handed her the bag, but Tang Song didn't let go when she grabbed the bag.

Xia Song didn't pull it off even after pulling it hard, she remembered Tang Song's violent tendencies every minute during the shooting, and thought that this guy wouldn't hold a grudge against her ridicule, and wanted to kill her to relieve her hatred!

"Huh...... You like this bag.,I'll give it to you.,I'll just take out my phone and notebook.。 Xia Duo said with a flattering smile.

In fact, the hand has been tugging hard, pulling!

Tang Song still had a tense face and refused to let go, he didn't like the bag, he liked the owner of the bag.

"Let go, big brother, it's cold outside, I want to get into the bed and sleep as soon as possible. ”

Tang Song said, "Is it convenient to have one more person in the bed?"

"Ah???h

Xia Duo's face was full of question marks, and in the next second, she was pulled hard by Tang Song, and her whole body fell into her strong chest.

Before she could gain a foothold, a pair of large calloused hands held her cheeks, and the exclamation of Sakura's lips was slammed into the other.