"Also, the Mi government has long been unhappy with Wang Qian, he used to stay in China and it was not good to move him, but now Wang Qian ran to the country with a long name to become the president, and the Mi government can give him a beheading operation like dealing with a stupid big tree. ”

"Fat Wang, really have to be careful! Don't go too far on the show!"

"I hope that this "Hunger Games" really follows the rules announced by Wang Qian, and only then will it be fun! ”

Netizens are talking.

……

"The program team obviously wants to see us infighting and make us make a fool of ourselves, and the contract doesn't stipulate that we have to cooperate with them to do this!"

"Well, I have a suggestion, in these two days and one night, we will be united, no matter who has more tips after four hours, get food, and get how much food, we all share it together, what do you think?"

"Good idea. Some celebrities agreed, and some celebrities were silent.

"There's the sea, there's the woods, and we can actually find our own food. Another celebrity brought it up.

"You're right, it's pretty easy for us to come here now, and after three or four hours, when it's getting dark, to be honest, it's going to be a lot of psychological pressure at that time, and we're going to have to make some preparations now. Tang Noodle Ke Si told everyone very experienced, he used to make movies in order to experience wild survival, and lived with a survival expert for several days.

Because the noodle soup is relatively famous, after he spoke, all the stars quieted down and listened to his ideas together.

"First of all, we need to find a place where everyone can live and rest, this island says it rains, it rains, and building a shed where you can sleep, it's a lot of work, and we have to do it now. The second thing is that it will get cooler at night, and the food we find needs to be cooked, so we have to start a fire. The noodle soup Ke Shi continued.

"Look, there are a lot of dark clouds in the sky over there! it's really going to rain!" Niu Han pointed to the sky in the distance.

"Then we need to build a place to live as soon as possible. ”

Seeing the dark clouds on the horizon, the stars gradually felt the existential crisis on the isolated island.

The people in the program team have all run away, and they don't even have a cameraman, but it is conceivable that once something happens, the program team will not be able to give them any practical help, and everything will still depend on themselves.

"We must be united, we must be united at all times, don't be in the hands of the program team, and don't have conflicts with each other, especially what only one person can leave alive or something, it's a joke. Someone among the stars mentioned it, and others expressed their agreement with his point of view, saying that they would unite and not be in the trap of the program group.

At the suggestion of Ke Si of the soup noodles, the group divided into three groups and went deep into the woods to find a suitable place to live, and according to the knowledge imparted by the survival experts, they first built a shelter from the rain, and then built a bonfire next to the shed.

"By the way, in addition to finding shelter and starting a fire, we also have to find a source of fresh water, and then make a water filter out of towels or piles of sand and gravel to provide us with drinking water. As he walked, he shared his experience of surviving in the wild.

"If I don't have a lighter, how can I get a fire?" asked a member of the group.

"Look for dead grass, dry leaves piled up, and then drill wood for fire. ”

"How do you set up a dwelling?"

"Look for the underside of a leafy tree or a natural cave! When the foothold is done and the bonfire is raised, then we can go fishing, and we can also pick up some shrimp and crabs on the beach. The soup noodle Ke Shrouded with a confident expression.

"Brother Tang knows so much! With Brother Tang for these two days and one night, we have nothing to worry about. ”

"Yes!

"Small meaning. ”

……

A few minutes later.

"I think it's a good place to build a canopy, well, you see, the foliage is very dense, and it's a natural shelter, and there are a lot of plantain leaves nearby, so it's easier to set up a canopy. "I found the bottom of a big tree and was very satisfied.

"This place is really nice. "The other team members were also satisfied after reading it.

"Let's all come here!" Brother Noodle Tang shouted around.

The members of the other two groups had not walked far and rushed over after hearing the shouting.

"We can build a frame in this location, this place, with branches, and it is quite close to the dock where the yacht came down before, and then go separately to find materials, you pick banana leaves, you go to find branches, it should be so thick and ......long," Brother Tang Noodle arranged the division of labor to everyone.

The crowd split up.

It's just that survival in the wild is much more difficult than imagined, especially the soup noodle Ke Silk, when I used to follow the survival expert, I felt that everything was very simple, and I saw that he was just busy there, and the canopy, bonfires and so on all appeared, and he could have whatever he wanted.

But now it doesn't look like that at all.

For example, the branches used to build a canopy are too thin and brittle to be picked up, and the branches you want are extremely tenacious to grow on the ground or on trees, and it is even more difficult to get them down without a machete than to climb to the sky.

Not to mention the branches, just getting some banana leaves makes these stars exhausted, after all, they basically don't do anything on weekdays, everything is taken care of by the assistants around them, and they live a life of clothes to stretch out their hands and food to open their mouths, and now they suddenly return to the primitive society and find that they are useless.

Some celebrities began to get irritable, and they didn't continue the tasks assigned to them by Brother Noodle Soup, or sat or lay on the beach to rest.

After some people rested, those who were still busy looked around and then stopped.

In the end, except for Brother Noodle Soup, the other nine stars all sat or lay on the beach.

"It's going to rain soon, so we have to hurry. Brother Tang Noodle came over and urged everyone.

"Does it work? The canopy canopy can't be put up. Someone said something cool.

"Everyone has to work together!" Brother Tang Noodle was a little unhappy.

"Okay, then tell me, how to get the branches of the canopy? If you can't get the branches, you can't spread more banana leaves on the ground, right?"

"Brother Tang, don't be busy, we lack tools. ”

"That's right! It's easy to get hungry when you've exhausted your stamina, so it's better to lie here and not move. ”

"Don't say the word 'hungry', I'm starting to get hungry. ”

The stars replied to Brother Noodle Soup with a lot of words.

"You ...... Alas......" Brother Noodle Tang sighed, also found a place to lie down, and then looked worriedly at the increasingly gray sky in the distance.

……

"Have you noticed those cushions?" the host Wang Qian's voice suddenly sounded in the air, and it seemed that it was indeed those drones carrying amplification devices.

"Cushion?" The stars heard Wang Qian's voice and hurriedly sat down or stood up.

There were ten cushions on the beach, and when they sat on them, Wang Qian preached the rules of The Hunger Games...... There's something mysterious in those cushions?

"Inside the sand beneath each cushion, there are three things hidden at random, which may be tools, or food, that you can dig out to help you survive on this desert island. Wang Qian continued.

"How can there be such a good thing?" the stars suddenly became interested, and hurriedly pulled open the cushion and dug up on the beach.

The sand under the cushions had apparently been dug up and refilled, and it was so soft that it looked like something was buried inside.

"A bunch of! hasn't anyone suspected something under the cushion for so long to open it and take a look?" the screen was accompanied by text, which the stars apparently couldn't see.

After some excavation, the stars dug out plastic boxes from the sand, and the props given by the program team were obviously in these plastic boxes.

The first box contains magazines, surfboards and sun hats, the second box contains disposable plastic gloves, eye masks and earplugs, the third box contains night bottles, mineral water and cigarettes, the fourth box contains shampoo, slippers and underwear, and the fifth box contains socks, earplugs and neck braces.

The sixth box contains walnuts, chocolates and coffee, the seventh box contains hammocks, eye masks and earplugs, the eighth box contains chewing gum, throat lozenges and eye drops, the ninth box contains insect repellent perfume, red potions and cold medicine, and the tenth box contains a machete, a diving goggle and a flint.

"Fooled!" Most celebrities have a look of wanting to cry without tears after seeing the contents of the plastic box they dug up, only Tang Noodle Ke Si is very satisfied with a machete, diving goggles and flintstones.

Why do you say you were fooled, because...... These things are all prepared by themselves to the program team.

Yesterday they came to this country with a long name, and at the meeting with the program team, they were asked what three things they would bring with them if they went to a desert island to play survival games, and their respective answers were three things in a plastic box with their names written on them, and the program team really prepared these three things for them.

Except for the three things of Brother Noodle Soup, which are relatively reliable for survival in the wild, the things prepared by other people do not help them survive on this desert island in any way.

"You ......" Brother Tang Noodle recalled what was going on, and couldn't help but be speechless about the choice of other stars. Are you going to travel to a desert island with these things?

"When I was interviewed at the time, I didn't think much about it, I didn't take it seriously, I thought it was just a few casual words and chatting!

"That's right, except for Brother Tang, what are the other people bringing!"

"Fortunately, Brother Tang took a few useful things. ”

"With Brother Tang here, we won't be worried about it for the past two days! We can definitely live until the end of the show!"

"yes! We finally have a professional among us!"

Other celebrities looked very happy after seeing Brother Soup's equipment.

……

The sky is getting darker, the rain is approaching, and the sky is getting darker.

The celebrities seemed to be very harmonious at this time, and the small amount of food in the box was all divided equally among everyone, because it was too little, and it basically moistened the throat.

"It's going to rain, let's put up the canopy before lighting the fire, as long as the fire is lit, we can cook and eat the fish and shrimp we caught, and then we won't have to worry about hunger!" Brother Noodle Soup proposed a few words to everyone, which was unanimously approved by everyone.

"Then we're going to hurry!Everyone, stop sitting!Action!" Brother Tang Noodle stood up, and the others also stood up.

Speaking of which, these stars are majestic and omnipotent in the TV and movies they starred in, but in real life, their survival ability is not even as good as that of ordinary people.

They had been sitting and lying down, but after being replenished by plastic boxes, they were now refreshed and resumed their previous work, cutting branches and picking banana leaves, and the island was once again busy.

But there are always a few lazy people, who just pretend when other people are busy, and they don't do anything, and everyone else is not stupid, and they are naturally a little unhappy when they see these lazy people, but it's not good to say anything about them.

"Choose a strong enough trunk as the main beam, use a hunting knife to cut off a number of branches to make a frame, use a rope to rub the bark to tie the branches to each other, and use plantain leaves to spread the top tightly ......," Tang Noodle explained as he bundled together the various materials collected by the crowd.

The others helped out, and a canopy was really built to accommodate them.

As soon as the canopy was erected, the dark clouds were already overhead, pouring down with a clatter.

Fortunately, the canopy has been built, and there is a big tree overhead, so hiding under the canopy will basically not get rain, and there is enough space to start a fire.

Brother Noodle Tang tore the magazines in one of the celebrities' boxes into small strips of paper and put them together, found some small sticks of wood and bark shavings and the like, then took out the machete and flint and started to make fire.

"The use of fire is an important turning point in the process of human evolution, fire, is a necessary condition for survival in the wild, flint is obviously a very important material for survival in the wild, without flint, we can only drill wood for fire, the difficulty of drilling wood for fire is quite high, ordinary people can not succeed at all. Brother Noodle Soup said to the person next to him while lighting the fire.

"Brother Tang knows so much!"

"Brother Tang has acted in so many hardcore movies, many of which involve survival in the wild, and he has learned how to do it. ”

"That's it. ”

The others complimented Brother Tang Noodle.

The tropical air is very humid, the branches are also soaked in rain, and other people can't help much, and Brother Tang Noodle is also the first time to play flint and steel without guidance, although he was very pretending to be in front of everyone just now, and the flint was also cut with a machete to make a big spark, but I don't know why, the fire just can't be lit.