Text Chapter 103 Observing the shit with the eyes of the law

Li Yuan was full of food and drink, and was ready to move his wrist in the competition with Long Pomu.

Long Pomu pursed her lips with a look of disdain.

Place your elbows on the table.

Li Yuan put his elbow on the table.

Li Yuanxin said: "The other party knows a little bit of psychology, at the beginning, I can't suddenly use the system, otherwise the other party will definitely be suspicious." ”

Zhao Youqian said on the side: "Begin." ”

When Long Po Mu started, he seemed to disdain to exert force.

Li Yuan tried it and found that the other party's hard martial arts were really powerful.

The opponent's wrist, although Li Yuan has carried out muscle strengthening training in the army, he is not the opponent of the other party at all.

Because the most important thing in tai boxing is the fist, the strength of the whole body is gathered on the fist and arm.

Long Pomu sneered, "Boy, now you know how powerful Tai Fist is. Move your wrist, you are simply overwhelmed. “

The other party suddenly exerted force, Li Yuan didn't have time to react, he didn't even have a chance to use martial arts, and he was knocked down by the other party in an instant.

Long Pomu smiled coldly, revealing a disdainful expression.

Li Yuan didn't expect that he would miscalculate.

But it doesn't matter, this game is about martial arts, and the next game is about cultivation.

At this time, Zhao Youqian, who was watching the game next to him, was originally a little interested in Li Yuan. Now I lost all interest.

said to Zhao Yanzi: 'Good daughter, you were deceived by this kid today. Tomorrow I will ask the master to take you to a temple in the kingdom of Tai for a special blessing cleansing. ”

Zhao Yanzi said: "Dad, don't believe it, he is really suitable to be my boyfriend, I must bring him back to Love Island." He can really open my heart knot, and I will be very happy with him. ”

Zhao Youqian said: "Don't say that I don't believe in this today, he looks like a gangster in the society, what do you rely on to open your heart knot." You should honestly follow Master Luang Po to practice. Let me tell you, I still supported him as your boyfriend, but now I can't. You already have enough boyfriends on Love Island, and there is no one less for him. If you have a boyfriend in the future, I can't let you bring it to the island casually, and bring all the mess up. What eighteen soap arrays, it's really unsightly!"

Zhao Yanzi said: "Dad, don't believe it. Even if Li Gongzi's martial arts are not good, his cultivation is also very good. Otherwise, I wouldn't have understood such a deep massage technique. I was literally pressed by him, and he opened the knot in my heart. Otherwise, I wouldn't have given him half of the pocket money you gave me a month, half of the pocket money you gave me a month. “

Speaking of money, Zhao Youqian seemed a little embarrassed: "Cough, this money ......"

Zhao Yanzi just seized the opportunity and cried and made a fuss.

"Woo woo, my dad has been lying to me so far, and he said that he would give me 5 million a month, but in fact, what is it. 4.99 million were taken away by you, and only 10,000 were left for me. If it weren't for Li Gongzi, I would still be kept in the dark now!"

Zhao Youqian saw his daughter exposing his shortcomings, and hurriedly comforted his daughter: "Daughter, Dad is not reluctant to spend money on you. Didn't Dad want to save money to find you a good partner? ”

Zhao Yanzi cried and said: "But now that there is a good object in front of you, why don't you think about me." ”

Zhao Youqian said: "This." Since my daughter has taken a fancy to it, then I can't say anything. ”

Zhao Youqian then said to Long Pomu: "Master, you have also seen it, the master is compassionate, please make it convenient." ”

Long Pomu sneered: "For Miss Zhao's sake, I'm giving this brother a chance to fight back." It's just a simple massage technique, which is also the algorithm's force. Since Ling Qianjin is still delusional, then I will break the delusion. “

Long Pomu then said to Li Yuan: "This brother, you lost the competition, do you have any other skills?"

Li Yuan smiled: "The rest is massage." “

Long Pomu smiled: "Since you can use massage techniques to open the heart knot for Miss Zhao, then let me tell you, this is the so-called cultivation." Only those who have cultivated deeds can open their hearts for each other. Since we don't admit defeat, let's compare and cultivate next. ”

Long Pomu smiled, her eyes widened, and her mouth moved. Muttering something.

Li Yuan didn't know what to cultivate, as if he had smoked it.

Long Pomu smiled: "I think you are like a piece of shit! ”

Li Yuan was a little surprised: "Master Long Po, I don't know what you're talking about?"

Long Pomu smiled coldly.

Zhao Youqian explained: "Young man, you don't understand this. Just now, Master Luang Po opened his eyes and can see your heart clearly. ”

Li Yuan realized, is this quite powerful?

Is it really more powerful than the system?

When Long Pomu stared at him just now, Li Yuan used the system to analyze the other party's emergency value.

The urgency value of the opponent is 0.

This shows that when the other party speaks, he is confident. It seems that there is such a thing as a mysterious cultivation skill. It seems that you can really see through each other's hearts at a glance.

In fact, in Li Yuan's opinion, this kind of thing is all bullshit.

The system used by Li Yuan has a function, that is, when anyone speaks, an emergency value will be generated on the body.

If there is no urgency, then it is all nonsense.

Like, did you eat it. Eaten. What do you eat......

Long Pomu just opened the Dharma Eye and something like that, saying that you are shit, isn't this nonsense.

It's really nonsense, grammatically and logically wrong.

How can people be shit.

But in the eyes of ordinary people, this is true.

The phrase "you're shit" doesn't make sense in this way, and it wouldn't be nice to do it another way.

That's sleekness.

And then look up, and oops, the master is amazing. Speaking to my heart.

So the power of idols is still very strong.

Li Yuan said: 'Master Long Po, you see my heart through my belly?'

Long Pomu smiled coldly.

Zhao Youqian next to him explained: "Young man, you don't understand this. Looking at things from afar, this is the Dharma eye, which can see the Dharma clearly. ”

Li Yuandao: 'Will you guess things in the air?'

Zhao Youqian said: "It's the same. Master Long Po can guess your Dharma appearance through your belly, and guess a still life through things, so what's so difficult. ”

Li Yuan said: "This is easy to do. Let's compare it. “

"Miss Zhao, you can just put this away. “

There happened to be a cabinet in front, and of course Zhao Yanzi was happy to serve. Serve the lovely male god, and don't give up, and win him over in the future, so that he can board the love island.

Li Yuan then whispered to Zhao Yanzi: "Miss Zhao, if our relationship is not successful, we will become benevolent." Actually, no, it's okay to be a good friend. Do you want to add my WeChat account, I will send you red envelopes every day. “

"Think, think, think. “

"Okay, tell me what you put in a while, don't tell that Long Pomu. “

Zhao Yanzi nodded.

Long Pomu pretended not to understand Chinese on the side: "Miss Zhao, what did you just say?"

"Nothing. "Zhao Yanzi said: 'Okay, the game is about to start now. “

Zhao Yanzi first took a teacup, hid it in his arms, and then quietly put it in the cabinet.

Zhao Youqian quietly asked his daughter what she put away, and Zhao Yanzi answered truthfully.

Then Zhao Yanzi quietly sent something hidden to tell Li Yuan on WeChat.

Li Yuan's mobile phone has long been silent.

Long Pomu said: "You are a junior, let you guess first." “

Li Yuan bowed: "Master Longpo's Chinese cultivation is high." A serious literary text has come out. ”

Long Pomu said coldly: "I don't need you to talk nonsense. You guess first. “

Li Yuan also learned from Long Pomu to stare at him.

Zhao Youqian also glared: "Daughter, look, does this young man also have a bit of a magic eye? “

Zhao Yanzi hurriedly nodded: "I look like it." It's very similar. ”

Long Pomu said angrily on the side: "Everything is false, only I keep the truth, so that my lips and tongues will break your delusion!"

Long Pomu was furious: 'I'll come and ask you, guess what it is.' “

Li Yuan said: "I guess it's a thing on the dinner table." ”

Long Pomu frowned: "You are wrong. That's a teacup!"

Li Yuan was taken aback, he originally wanted to tease and tease the other party, but he didn't expect the other party to guess it.

Long Pomu smiled coldly.

Zhao Youqian clapped his hands on the side: "Master Long Po is really a master." ”

Long Pomu smiled coldly. "Brother, it's not more than three. I'll give you a second chance, and you'll throw in the towel for the rest. ”

Li Yuanxin said: "This time I will tell the truth directly." ”

Zhao Yanzi put another glass bowl for the second time and quietly told Li Yuan.

Li Yuan clicked on WeChat and saw that it read: glass bowl.

I wanted to quit, but I didn't expect to make a mistake and click on someone nearby.

A stranger was found with a profile picture that looked like the Tai Kokufo Temple. The names are messy with various characters, and Li Yuan can't understand them anyway.

Li Yuan clicked by the way, probably under the influence of Long Pomu, he was really interested in Buddhism.

Li Yuan was a little bit, and found that there was a sudden ringing in Long Pomu's sleeve.

Li Yuan was taken aback, he didn't expect it to be Master Long Pomu's WeChat, Li Yuan hurriedly said: "I didn't expect Master Long Po to also use WeChat." ”

Master Long Po smiled a little embarrassedly: "It was a WeChat sent by a sentient being, and you also know that we have to receive incense." ”

Li Yuan saw Master Long Po's straight face, so it was not easy to delve into it.

However, when Master Long Po rang on WeChat just now, he seemed to be nervous.

Li Yuan didn't analyze it intentionally, it was automatically analyzed by the system, and the analysis was terrible.

It was found that Master Luang Po also has the emergency value of ordinary people, and the system reads: Master Luang Po at this time is like cheating in the exam and being discovered!

This shows that Master Long Po is really an ordinary person, so his Dharma really doesn't have the function of Dharma Eye.

In this way, I have a system, and I am indeed the only one who has it.

So what did he guess so accurately?

Ordinary people are as nervous as cheating on exams, so they must have used some micro-receiving software.

Although Li Yuan doesn't understand high-tech and doesn't cheat, this kind of thing can really be understood at a glance.

So Li Yuan has no need to compare, as long as he concentrates on exposing the other party's deception. In this way, Zhao Youqian will kick out this person from the tai country who asks for food, admitting, oops, it is still the master of his own country.

Li Yuan can be regarded as doing a good thing.

Just now, the other party let him guess first, and this time he must have regretted it.

Li Yuan said: "Master Long Po, you said that there are only three things, and there are two more opportunities for me, I guessed again?"

Long Pomu sneered: "It is advisable to break the delusion quickly! Kang Long has regrets, it is unforgivable!"

In fact, he is a thief, and the emergency value issued by his body, Li Yuan through system analysis is:

The WeChat mobile phone that Long Pomu used to cheat was inadvertently knocked by people near Li Yuan's search, and Long Pomu instinctively thought that his real cheating methods had been discovered, so he wanted to end it as soon as possible, so as not to have too many dreams at night.