Chapter 1458: Had a lot of fun, didn't you?
"Huh...... That's a good point. If you're just trying to defend yourself, those professional fighters will probably have to make sure that the pillar is going to cry. After hearing Pique's words, Wang Boyuan said with a playful smile on his face.
"Believe it or not, I can't make a decision. Peake shrugged his shoulders, and didn't mean to care about Wang Boyuan's suspicion at all.
"The dish is ready, come in and serve it alone. Yang Xiaotian's voice came from the kitchen. And the moment Yang Xiaotian opened the kitchen door, a tempting aroma of dishes wafted out of the kitchen and floated in front of the two of them, who were still a little tense.
Coincidentally, the two shrugged their noses, and they were still looking at each other vigilantly, and there was a trace of greedy desire in each other's eyes.
The temptation of food is irresistible, especially when this food can be eaten casually, and when you can eat it with confidence, normal people's reactions are to eat hard!
And in the same way, this time, whether it was Pique or Wang Boyuan, their first reaction was to rush into the kitchen and eat all the food they could see as soon as possible!
"I didn't know your tastes, so I made a few simple dishes. This is sweet and sour pork ribs, this is fish-flavored shredded pork, and this is ......" Yang Xiaotian was just about to introduce these dishes, when he heard the whimper of two hungry wolves, and went out directly with two plates and four dishes.
"Uh...... That ...... very hot" Yang Xiaotian just wanted to remind, but the two of them were gone.
"Whew!" This time there were two terrible screams, but Yang Xiaotian didn't hear the sound of the plate falling to the ground and shattering.
When Yang Xiaotian came out with the remaining two dishes, he saw that in the living room, Wang Boyuan and Pique were each blowing vigorously on their hands.
But when the two of them picked up the plate, they didn't realize that the plate was very hot. When they just walked out of the kitchen, the pain they felt after realizing it reached their brains, and then their hands shook subconsciously because of the severe pain. It's just that after seeing the person opposite, the two of them screamed, but they both gritted their teeth and resolutely refused to admit in front of each other.
Then, after putting the plate on the table, both of them naturally want to go to the bathroom to make some cold water, or apply some toothpaste or something, so as not to wait for a while, and there may be blisters.
But when they saw that the other party didn't get up, both of them gritted their teeth, and then finally sat down on the sofa steadily, even though there was a burning sensation in their fingers, they still insisted on not getting up by themselves before the other party got up.
I don't know when, it turned out to be a competitive game.
It's just that although they can't go to the bathroom, it doesn't mean that they don't have their own way. Wang Boyuan grabbed his earlobe for the first time. Although there is no scientific basis for this, there are fewer nerves in the earlobe, so there is no sharp pain. Therefore, if you grasp the earlobe directly, you can relieve the sharp pain in your fingers.
And this common sense of life, for Pique, has not heard of.
When he saw Wang Boyuan grabbing his earlobe, Peake wanted to laugh at him. But after seeing Wang Boyuan grab the earlobe, the hideousness on his face due to the severe pain decreased a lot the moment he grabbed the earlobe.
After hesitating, Pique also followed Wang Boyuan's example, and grabbed all four fingers of his plate by his earlobe.
Soon the burning sensation on the fingers spread to the earlobes. But the earlobe only felt a burst of burning, but there was no sharp pain. At the same time, the burning and sharp pain on the fingers gradually eased a lot at this moment.
"Learn to tongue parrots. Wang Boyuan looked at Pique, who was learning to grasp his ears to relieve the burning pain, with mockery on his face.
"Hehe......" Pique was also stiff, and directly lowered his hand from his earlobe, then put it to his mouth, and blew hard. Of course, in the middle of this gap, Pique also sneered. "You grabbed the earlobe first, what does that mean, you know? It means, you've lost!"
"Huh...... It's as if I had agreed with you to have a competition. After Wang Boyuan heard Pique's words, his face showed a deeper disdain.
"You ......" Although both of them know that this is actually a fight for face. But now Wang Boyuan suddenly denied it, and Pique, who was bored, showed a touch of anger on his face. But in an instant, because of the sharp pain on his fingers that he stopped blowing, he gave up the idea of continuing to mess with Wang Boyuan.
Place your finger to your mouth and blow firmly into your fingers.
And although Wang Boyuan cheated, he also knew that this time he should actually be regarded as losing. So soon, he also lowered his fingers from his earlobes, and then blew a breath of cold air into his fingers from time to time, which was much slower than Pique's rapid and continuous air conditioning.
And after seeing Wang Boyuan like this, Pique immediately slowed down the rhythm of blowing.
For this, this is also why when Yang Xiaotian was in the kitchen, although he heard the scream, he did not hear the sound of the plate falling to the ground and breaking.
And when Yang Xiaotian came out of the kitchen, he only saw the scene of two people blowing vigorously on his fingers.
"Do you drink?" Yang Xiaotian asked.
"Don't drink it. Pique waved his hand.
"Drink, why don't you drink? If a man can't drink, is he still a man?" After Wang Boyuan finished saying this, he looked at Picky very provocatively.
"Damn, fat man, I've put up with you for a long time! Don't rely on this is your house, you have been so arrogant! If it weren't for my brother-in-law's face, believe it or not, I would have destroyed you in minutes!" Wang Boyuan was targeting himself everywhere, and Pique was naturally very impatient.
"Do you want to fight? Come on! It's not a man who doesn't come!" Although it was revealed just now that Pique's speed was faster than his own, but after all, Yang Xiaotian didn't know. If he told Yang Xiaotian at that time, I am afraid that Yang Xiaotian might think that he was just making up a reason because he didn't want Pique to live in this room.
But if he directly started with Pique now, after Yang Xiaotian saw Pique's skills, maybe he would think about changing his mind and then kick Pique out of the room.
"Hehe, I'm a scholar, and I don't have the same knowledge as you. Pique refused without hesitation. "You have the ability to come to Wendou, what age is it now, and you still shout and kill all day long, vulgar?"
"I'm sorry, I'm just a layman, what can you do to me?" Thinking that Pique would easily accept his own provocation, Wang Boyuan's heart couldn't help but feel anxious. After all, if Pique didn't do it, it would be impossible for him to make Yang Xiaotian realize Pique's true intentions.
However, Wang Boyuan is not a good stubble, although he was speechless when Yang Xiaotian easily refuted it, but it is obvious that Pique's eloquence is not better than Yang Xiaotian. And Wang Boyuan was very easy, so he sent a counterattack.
"Eat silently, sleep silently. Yang Xiaotian's cold voice came from the kitchen. "Also, serve your own food!"
When Yang Xiaotian walked into the kitchen again, the eyes of the two collided viciously again. However, after hearing Yang Xiaotian's words, the two of them retracted their gazes in unison. Looking at the six plates of food on the table, after hesitating, the two decided to stop for the time being, taste the food first, and then think about the rest of the things.
However, when they rushed into the room, the two of them first rinsed their hands at the water pipe, and the burning heat on their hands immediately eased a lot. Later, when the two wanted to serve the rice, they found that the other hand also grabbed the rice spoon together.
Coincidentally, the eyes of the two collided viciously again.
However, after hearing the sound of Yang Xiaotian having begun to eat in the living room, thinking of the food, the two chose to temporarily stop again. Anyway, there is still a lot of time, this time, I will record it in the account first, and when I have time in the future, I will calculate it well!
And when two people who don't like each other sit at the dining table, it still won't stop.
A dish is not easy to be stirred by two people with one chopstick and one chopstick, after all, it is not easy to clamp the dish and not let the other party catch the dish at the same time.
Yang Xiaotian just watched coldly at this, until he didn't know who it was, and when he accidentally dialed a dish of chopsticks to Yang Xiaotian's face, the whole room fell into a deathly silence at this moment.
"You two, you had a lot of fun, didn't you?" Yang Xiaotian pinched the vegetables off his face, and then put them in his mouth. Smashing his mouth, while looking at the two of them with a smile on his face. It's just the coldness in his eyes, but it makes the hearts of the two people who were still thinking of continuing the war shudder!
"That ......" Wang Boyuan hesitated, then suddenly stood up and pointed to Pique opposite. "You guy, why are you throwing the food in Xiaotian's face? Tell you, he's my brother-in-law! You bully him to look down on me! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu whips you thin bamboo pole!"
"I wipe ...... This is obviously made by you, why did you push it to me......" Before Pique could finish speaking, he was already interrupted by Wang Boyuan.
"I'm rubbing, I don't dare to admit that I've done something, are you a man or not?"
Faced with Wang Boyuan's image of a ruffian, Pike stood up from the sofa angrily, and pointed at Wang Boyuan tremblingly, but he couldn't say a word for a long time.
"Had a lot of fun, huh?" another cold voice made the hearts of the two, who had already raised the battle to a fiery state, tremble again.