Chapter 475 of the text is terrifying for the Buddha

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Chapter 475

Zhang Xiaodong did not run around, but returned to the hotel at a very fast speed.

On this road, in addition to the video invitation sent by the Buddha Rulai to himself, other immortals such as Mo Liqing, Roaring Sky Dog and others all sent private messages to Zhang Xiaodong.

"Brother Dong, the Buddha is here, you are ready!" Mo Liqing wrote in his message.

"Brother Dong, help me talk to the Buddha and let the little flowers go!" I don't know what's going on during this time, Xiaohua rarely speaks in the live broadcast room, but just chats with the roaring dogs in private and complains about lovesickness to each other. Zhang Xiaodong guessed that it was probably what Rulai did.

"Yes, I know!" Zhang Xiaodong sent a few people back.

"Xiaoyou, by the way, ask him about this old boy!" Lao Jun also sent a private message to Zhang Xiaodong. However, Lao Jun's words did not mention the competition between the Immortal Science University and the Immortal Kingdom University and the Immortal Buddha University. Maybe it's confidence, or maybe it's seeing through.

"No problem!"

A black swift landed in front of the window, gently pecked open the window, and flew in. Then, this swift turned into Zhang Xiaodong. Closing the curtains and looking at the video request flashing in his mind, Zhang Xiaodong clicked on it.

"Ou Yo, I'm going! What a big face! What a big nostril!" As soon as the video was connected, Zhang Xiaodong was taken aback.

Maybe it's because I'm curious about what this mortal who has been in the fairy world all over the city looks like recently, maybe I'm curious about this live broadcast room, or maybe I'm not familiar with it, Buddha Rulai flicked his head forward when he connected the video. Just like some people in human video chats put their faces on the camera, the Buddha's big face directly occupies Zhang Xiaodong's picture.

"You go back, you go back! I'm scared to death!" Knowing what was going on, Zhang Xiaodong patted his chest and shouted, "Your face is bigger than the Jade Emperor!"

"......" Before the Buddha could speak, he was sprayed with dog blood by Zhang Xiaodong. Quickly shrank his body and head back, and cold sweat flowed on the big head in the picture. The original preparations, and the words that I wanted to say in my heart, were all forgotten by Zhang Xiaodong and the Buddha at this moment. I have lived for countless years, and there are those who fear oneself and those who scold oneself, but it is the first time that the Buddha has been pointed at his nose and scolded for his big face.

"Buddha, what's wrong, is it connected?" Seeing the beads of sweat on the Buddha's forehead, Shu Puxian and the other Bodhisattvas asked puzzled. The other Arhats and Bodhisattvas were also curious, and they all looked at Buddha Nyorai.

"Ahem, it's okay, it's connected!" Rulai returned a little embarrassed, while looking at the young man and the mortal in the picture.

Just looking at it like this, the embarrassment of the Buddha Rulai dissipated, and it was replaced by a strict sù. It is clear that he wants to use his aura and coercion to shock this arrogant mortal. Soon this guy miscalculated, if he was face-to-face, it was estimated that a look of Rulai would kill Zhang Xiaodong. But now across the Internet, although the eyes are sharp, except for a little psychological pressure on Zhang Xiaodong, it has no effect on the soul! The aura can be transmitted, but the coercion is directly cut off.

For a long time, about 3 minutes passed.

"Isn't it interesting?

The Buddha wiped his cold sweat and thought to himself, forget it, let's just be straightforward! This mortal is the same as the legends of the immortals in the fairy world, so he doesn't care what immortal honor, Buddha master, or Jade Emperor you are, and just stew it indiscriminately! However, according to the information obtained by the Buddha, the relationship between this mortal and the four heavenly kings, the roaring heavenly dogs, and the Tang monks and apprentices is quite good. Even this mortal can get along with someone like Dong Yong! But this also illustrates some of this mortal's personality and preferences from the side.

What worries Rulai is that this guy's relationship with Laojun and the Jade Emperor is not bad. Although he often quarrels with the Jade Emperor, he will only make trouble when he is familiar with it. The Jade Emperor and Lao Jun are rivals of the Buddhist family.

Although he thought so in his heart, Rulai's gaze at Zhang Xiaodong never left. After a moment, a smile appeared in the corner of his eye. Then, as if he had discovered something, Rulai's expression changed.

"Xiaoyou, the matter of the 'Immortal Buddha' is related to the luck of my Buddhist family, I am waiting for thousands of miles to come, and I hope you can lend a hand to help me and wait, okay? You can rest assured, the benefits are absolutely indispensable to you!" As he spoke, the Buddha actually winked at Zhang Xiaodong!

Ou You, still blinking! At this moment, Zhang Xiaodong was really surprised. I thought that the Buddha Rulai was a serious and difficult person to deal with, but I didn't expect it to be quite down-to-earth!

Looking at the Buddha Rulai, he was rich, and he was big, and he seemed to be smiling rather than smiling, but he made people feel kind. In addition, there are not only Buddhas in the picture at this moment, but also more than 100 Bodhisattvas and Arhat Venerables or something. Everyone just sat in the void out of thin air, with the Buddha in the middle, the other bodhisattvas and arhats left and right, and each of them had a golden or multicolored halo on their heads. The Buddha is in the center, and the stars hold the moon. With the blue sky as the background, the picture at this moment is simply a living Dunhuang mural.

Zhang Xiaodong also noticed that although there were many people, many famous Buddhas and ancient Buddhas did not come.

"Well said. You said you came early, didn't you? Zhang Xiaodong responded: "But I have a few questions for you." "Just be down-to-earth.

"Hehe, the Buddha is busy. Besides, my status, it wouldn't look good if it came to the fart, wouldn't it?"

Rulai smiled, sure enough! The fairy world live broadcast room has begun to spread out in the fairy world, and the general trend is coming. Whether it is the two realms of immortals and Buddhas, or the heavenly court, whoever can become big in the live broadcast room can become big in the fairy world! This mortal obviously has a lot of questions to ask himself, and he obviously doesn't have a very good impression of himself because of Sun Wukong and the Heavenly Demons. Obviously, he could use these things to get himself and the Buddhists stuck! But he didn't! This is human nature!

It doesn't matter what you say, but this word is used well! Zhang Xiaodong hurriedly closed the distance again.

"You say, little friend. Looking at Zhang Xiaodong, Rulai said softly with a big smile on his face.

Because at this moment, all the worries in Rulai's heart have long been gone. This mortal is nothing more than this, it is not a problem! He may cause chaos, but it does not hurt in big things! The weakness of this mortal's human nature determines the role he can play! In addition, this kind of person can just follow the hair! But Rulai actually shook his head in his heart, it has been so long, and he guesses that he has completely seen through a person, this has not happened for a long time.

"First, what is your relationship with the Heavenly Demon?" Where can Zhang Xiaodong feel this qiē, and how can he know what this guy thinks in his heart?

Rulai laughed and did not speak.

Laugh at your sister, laugh! Why are you laughing so cheaply! Zhang Xiaodong was speechless. Knowing that this guy was not going to say anything, Zhang Xiaodong could only ask the next question. "Why didn't you let people from the Buddhist family enter the live broadcast room before?"

Laugh again. "Ah, little friend, don't be angry, these are the secrets of my Buddhist family. When the time comes, I will let Xiaoyou know, anyway, this time Xiaoyou has helped my Buddhist family a lot. After the deed is completed, my Buddhist family will reward another 100 million immortals!"

"Rub, then tell me what happened to Xiaohua!" Zhang Xiaodong shouted speechlessly.

"Oh, this matter, sue you, I'm going to be a father!suppliuplets!" said the Buddha with a wink at Zhang Xiaodong.

When the father is a septuplet, Zhang Xiaodong was stunned.

At this time, the Buddha spoke again, "Little friend, you say, if your dog is rushed into the house by the dog next door and makes your belly bigger, do you say that you are still embarrassed to take your dog out for a walk?" the Buddha continued.

This! Is this really what the Buddha said? The words used to do it! Make a big belly! Is this still the Buddha?

"I'm going! I didn't see it, you're also a stuffy guy! I thought you were serious?" Zhang Xiaodong said in surprise.

"Hehe, my identity is here, I can't do too much on the surface!" the Buddha smiled evilly, "Don't talk about this." ”

Zhang Xiaodong nodded. "Understand, understand!"

"Interesting! I'll reward you another 1 million!"

It's quite refreshing!" Zhang Xiaodong sighed. But the intuition Zhang Xiaodong is a little fake!

At this time, Zhang Xiaodong suddenly received a private message from Lao Jun, "Xiaoyou, have you seen how good Rulai is?"

"What's amazing?" Zhang Xiaodong was stunned.

"You~" Lao Jun sighed in the message he sent, "If Poor Dao is not wrong, Rulai has completely seen you through this product at this time." ”

"This guy can completely guess the weakness of human nature at the first time! It's not the kind of Shen Gongbao who sees through you and then uses you to achieve his own great things. It's about seeing through you, jumping out of the circle, taking advantage of your human weaknesses, playing with you, and eating you!" Lao Jun continued, "You must think it's very opportunistic to talk to him?

At this time, Zhang Xiaodong's eyes happened to meet the Buddha's eyes, and he saw the corners of the Buddha's mouth slightly upturned, and he winked at Zhang Xiaodong, which means that you understand......

(This one is more unreasonable, it may be revised, everyone rest early, good night.) ）

(To be continued.) )