806 Olympics – No athletes in New Tuvalu?

The spokesman of the White House announced to the world in front of the camera: "We, the United States, will give up the territorial rights and interests of the state of Hawaii, and at the same time, we will relocate all the American citizens currently living in the state of Hawaii in the next three months!"

……

Although this decision has been expected by many people, when the United States finally made this decision, many people were sad!

Especially, the Americans who have been making demonstrations!

However, when the United States made this decision, the American economy, which was already close to collapse, finally showed a hint of recovery!

Because New Tuvalu announced that it will use 200 billion New Tuvalu dollars to buy 570 billion US Treasury bonds!

At this point, not many people are thinking about the fact that the New Tuvalu dollar has appreciated to become the most powerful currency in the world. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info Because the whole world knows that this is a signal from New Tuvalu!

"We got the Hawaiian Islands, so we will give up the right to counterattack the American mainland!"

And for the people of New Tuvaluan, their country got the Hawaiian Islands, which had little impact on their lives!

Because of the Hawaiian Islands, it is nearly 10,000 miles away from New Tuvalu!

The biggest impact on their lives is the appreciation of the new Tuvalu currency!

New Tuvalu's original highest-ranking citizen, which is currently only more than 10,000 people have received the title of honorary citizen, and no one has received a cash living allowance of $3,000 per month!

Two years ago, New Tuvalu issued its own national currency, and the policy of replacing the US dollar living allowance with the equivalent of the New Tuvalu currency has been provided.

However, before the war between the United States and New Tuvalu began, there were still many immigrants who chose to exchange New Tuvaluan dollars for dollars after receiving them!

After all, compared to the new Tuvaluan coin, which has only been issued for two years, the purchasing power and passability of the US dollar in the world are much stronger!

But now, none of the more than 8 million citizens in New Tuvalu have chosen to convert into dollars after receiving cash living allowances. Instead, some immigrants who previously owned dollars exchanged their dollars for New Tuvaluan dollars!

"At present, the exchange ratio between the New Tuvalu dollar and the US dollar has reached 1 to 2.85. The exchange ratio between the New Tuvalu dollar and the euro has reached 1:1.2. ”

On the economic channel of one country's mainstream television station, a host said to the camera: "We are not yet sure why New Tuvalu has forced its national currency to appreciate through state actions." We are also not sure whether the unilateral setting of the exchange rate in New Tuvalu is in line with the law of international currency and whether it can be recognized by the relevant countries!"

"However, based on what we have received so far, there is no doubt that the United States has recognized this exchange rate policy unilaterally set by the New Tuvalu authorities. ”

In addition, private capital in China, Russia and other countries are also looking for opportunities to buy new Tuvalu coins in the currency market. If this rush continues, will the new Tuvalu dollar continue to appreciate, and if the new Tuvalu issues government bonds, how long will it take to accumulate huge amounts of international funds?"

……

In the royal palace in New Tuvalu, Burns spoke: "Your Majesty, the purchasing power of the new dollar has increased a lot compared to before, and there are pros and cons to this increase. At present, the purchasing power of the Singapore currency is based on the national strength of our new Tuvalu, and with the progress of national strength and the development of private capital, the amount of currency we need will be more and more. Moreover, our economic development in New Tuvalu is based on the global market, and if the capital of other countries has been hoarding Singapore dollars when it comes to transactions with our national capital......"

Li Daniu frowned and said, "You mean, they may carry out a financial attack on us?"

Burns nodded and said, "We must prevent this, and the previous economic collapse in Japan is a lesson for us." Although our current economic development does not rely on real estate, our small land area and increasing population will one day make our real estate market begin to explode!"

"If it's later, then there's no need to worry too much. ”

Li Daniu said: "Because soon, we will increase the land area by more than twenty times!"

Burns became excited and said, "Your Majesty, your plan and technology are simply incredible. To be honest, I still can't believe that technology really exists!"

Li Daniu smiled: "Believe it or not, after seven months, you will see it!"

Burns said with some regret: "It would be nice if the Americans could move Hawaiians faster! Three months, maybe it will be delayed a little more!"

"If you're a resident of the Hawaiian Islands, you can earn a lot of money every day because of tourists from all over the world." So, would you be willing to leave?"

Burns laughed: "Of course I won't, but it's not our job, it's America's job." It should be up to them to consider this. Your Majesty, we ...... Can we open up a separate immigration channel for the more than 1 million people in Hawaii? Otherwise, when the time comes, we will suddenly increase the size of the country, and we will start to lack people again!"

Li Daniu nodded and said, "This can be had, but for the time being, we need to take care of the mood of the US government." You can use folk deeds to win over those Hawaiians. For example, sign that they are employees of our tourism business group!"

Burns' eyes lit up and he said, "Your Majesty, please rest assured, I will arrange this matter!"

Li Daniu noticed Burns's expression, and suddenly became very strange, so he asked, "If there is anything, just say it directly!"

Burns hesitated for a moment and said, "Your Majesty, I forgot to plan this matter before, so it led to the current situation!"

"For the 2016 Olympic Games in Brazil, we in New Tuvalu received invitations from both the Olympic Committee and the host country......, Brazil! We don't have any contestants!"

Li Daniu frowned and asked, "When recruiting immigrants before, didn't I tell you to recruit some professional-level athletes?"

Burns smiled bitterly: "Your Majesty, we have never participated in such a large-scale event before, and it can even be said that we have never participated in an international sporting event. So, I didn't know that the rules of the Olympic Committee are: after changing your nationality, you must live in the country of your new nationality for more than three years before you can represent that country!"

Hearing the word three years, Li Daniu understood!

He had just crossed over at the 2012 Olympics. After getting the Auckland Islands, the name was changed from Tuvalu to New Tuvalu, also in 2013.

The real large-scale recruitment of immigrants began in the first half of 2014.

In other words, if you want to participate in the 2016 Olympic Games in Brazil, then the only athletes that New Tuvalu can compete in are the more than 10,000 indigenous people. And, of course, the first batch, tens of thousands of immigrants working full-time in the construction industry.

"Can't they be accommodating? Can't they be treated with special circumstances?"

Burns replied with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, I have already communicated with them, and they said that it is already ...... to be able to invite us to participate in the Olympic Games when we in New Tuvalu have never participated in any international competitions."

Li Daniu sneered and said, "It seems that there are still many countries that are not convinced! Do they want to take advantage of this opportunity to educate us?"

Burns nodded helplessly and said, "Your Majesty, the current sports competition represents a very significant significance, because wars are accidental. In the absence of war, we can only rely on sports competitions to compete......! Let's give up, wait for the next Olympics, we can educate them well!"

Li Daniu shook his head and said, "No, promise to participate." In this Olympic Games, I will also educate them well!"