Chapter 430: Husband and Wife in Distress
No matter what kind of situation he is in, Anzi has the ability to turn decay into magic, the five fierce monks have changed their faces, pinching their waists, hammering their legs, and rubbing their shoulders How beautiful they are, as for Yu Qing outside the prison door, his eyes widened and he looked stunned, and when he heard the key points, Shi Er frowned, Shi Er cracked his mouth, and Shi Er smoked cold air, and he was a hot doll.
"How is it? Are the big brothers satisfied?"
"Little brother, as long as you don't get out of the prison, you can say anything. The leader spoke very respectfully.
"Okay, I can't be too hard for you, help me get a bed and food, right?"
"The bed is fine, the food is ...... The head of the house didn't speak?"
"But then I didn't say no!"
"This ......"
"If not, I'll say I brought it myself. ”
"Okay!" the one agreed, gritting his back molars.
"Presumptuous!" Yu Qing at the door really couldn't stand it, and shouted with a straight face and angry aisle: "Boy, don't think that you can use some demons and evil arts to deceive people in my Yu family, today the master is here ......"
"The eyebrows are red, the heart pulse is unstable, the finger lines are shallow and bloody, buddy, the old wound hasn't healed, right?"
"......" Yu Qing was speechless in an instant.
"Do you want to recover?" Anzi still said in the same way, and her language was picky.
said that he didn't want to be fake, but he couldn't stand the old man's warning first, and he struggled for a long time without saying a word, which made a bunch of tricks nervous.
"Dude, the mortal prison is good for having a meal every day, you can't bully mortals too much, right? ”
"Is that what you say?" everyone is selfish, and Yu Qing, as a monk, is certainly not a saint.
"So many people are looking at you, afraid that I'm a mortal and running away? Have a little confidence in yourself~ I'm not a thief. ”
"Deal!" Yu Qing was not stupid, made a decisive compromise, and said, "Let's talk about the solution." ”
"It's easy to find your Yu family to ask for a basic physical training method for a year and a half, right?"
"Boy, I'm a high-quality wraith body, not a mortal without bones and appearance!"
"Understood!" Anzi knew in his heart, and said: "Don't you be reluctant to listen to my straight talk! You just rely on your physical advantage to ignore others, and you are in a hurry to achieve success and fall to the unstable foundation, it is estimated that your injury is caused by the struggle with others, right?"
"How can you see this?" Yu Qing is not so easy to deceive.
"I have seen many geniuses like you, but if you look at it, there are any great people like you? They are ordinary monks with ordinary qualifications, who focus on their thinking and mind rather than their physique; in my opinion, the so-called genius is nothing more than a stepping stone to enlightenment. ”
"You are looking for death!" Which of the genius disciples of the big family is not arrogant, Yu Qing is angry.
"If you say two sentences, you'll get angry, your city is too shallow, right? If you walk on the stars, I guess you won't survive more than two chapters before you let people do it. ”
"呲啷~~~" Yu Qing, whose head was about to smoke, drew his sword on the other party's neck, and said with fire: "If you want to die, the master will accept you immediately." ”
"Okay, okay, your boss is okay, is it? Dude, which class is for me?"
"Ahh
"Send a few brothers to clean up, make a bed by the way, and have something to eat. ”
"But ......" Yu Qing didn't speak, he dared to move, and looked at Anzi wildly.
"Hehe~~" Ignoring the sharp blade of the neck, Anzi said: "He won't stop you, he's slippery!"
"That~" secretly glanced at Yu Qing twice, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and waved his hand: "Go!"
Huhula and the dragons flashed, and the remaining Qing at the scene pointed at Anzi with a sword with angry eyes, and the old man didn't say a word for a long time, and his face changed a lot.
"Why are you going to die to save face?"
"Wow!" Yu Qing sat opposite with a straight face on the sheath, and snorted coldly: "The master wiped your ass for nearly an hour, and if you didn't beat you, you kid was lucky." ”
"Can't you say something useful? We don't have a grudge, so it's not bad for you to make friends, right?"
"Are you qualified?" Yu Qing can be said to have come to the world with God's favor, how could he make friends with mortals.
"Okay!" The personalities are completely incompatible, and Anzi gives up and doesn't speak.
The two of them just sat quietly, waiting for the cell to be cleaned up, and then again, they hadn't been in prison for nearly 30 years, and now they were enjoying themselves, and they should experience life.
The first two days were fine, I slept when I was full, I ate when I was full, the small days were very peaceful, Yu Qing did not leave an inch, and the only embarrassment was that Anzi and the other dragons had a hot fight, and the cell door was locked on the first day, and then the trouble of coming in and going out was simply withdrawn.
Yu Qingzhen, who has lived for thousands of years, has never seen this kind of person, and he doesn't worry about whether his life will be in danger after three days, just like when he arrives at his own home, the feeling of being a bodyguard is getting stronger and stronger;
In this way, three days passed, and when I was full at night, I lay on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed and supported Yu Jian, which was the book "The Way of Heaven" sent by Fang Jinzi, and I squinted and fell asleep after a long time.
"Hmm, how did you dream?" In a daze, Anzi was in a dark space, there was nothing, and he said to himself inexplicably: "Jiang Haoyi won't come here, right?"
"Husband?"
"Wole go~ daughter-in-law's voice!" Anzi, who heard the sound, widened her eyes and looked around.
"Husband!"
"Daughter-in-law, where are you?" come out~"
Xiuyue, who came out of nowhere, hugged Anzi and cried that it was miserable!
"Oops, yes~~ You said how much we love each other, we can dream together!hehe~~" Anzi, who had no heart and lungs, touched her daughter-in-law's head as if coaxing a child, and comforted her well.
It's okay not to speak, but Xiang Xiuyue closed his face full of anger, wiped away his tears and asked coldly: "How can you be in the Nether God Domain? You left me again!"
"How do you know?" Anko didn't react.
"I'll kill you and kill a thousand knives!" I can't help but say that Xiu Yue is more popular, the deeper he loves, the harder he beats him, and the more Xiu who starts and blacks, turns to the next three ways, and after a while, Anzi falls to the ground and curls up her body to cover her lower body and screams.
"Say, how did you end up in the Nether Realm? Xiuyue finished shuang, cut his hair and shouted with a small face.
"Daughter-in-law, can't you say anything well?hiss~~~~~ Oh no!" The second stunned man relieved his strength, and he got up and asked, "Your "Midnight Dream" can't be better than Jiang Haoyi's cow, right? Why are you also in the Netherworld?"
Xiuyue is speechless now, she is so aggrieved that she doesn't want it, she has been stunned like this for a good day, what a big sin the elders have to make!
"Feng Qingzhuo, is it something that stinky woman did?" Anzi thought about it and thought that there was no one else but her.
"Hmm~" Xiuyue nodded slowly.
"Damn, let my brother carry the pot, don't you still calculate my daughter-in-law!Grass~ Wait back to see how Lao Tzu cleans her up, damn!"
"Husband, the god of the underworld, Zi Feihe, has already accepted me as an apprentice, and I am now outside the Underworld Palace, what should I do?"
"What? I'll grass her grandma!" If it's okay elsewhere, the Hades Palace is not something that can be entered casually, let alone running away with his daughter-in-law, Anzi was so angry that he scolded.
"I heard that in the past two days, many big families have come to ask for marriage, husband! Xiu'er is really afraid of ......"
"Nima!" is like a thunderbolt from the blue, and Lei Anzi is scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
"Husband~ It's really not good~ Xiu'er ......"
"Your man is not dead yet!" The bad news came one after another, Anzi quickly adjusted his mood and calmed down, and said: "Tomorrow I will enter the palace with the old man of the Yu family, and I will meet the old witch surnamed Zi, see how Lao Tzu stirs up the situation! Damn~"
"Are you in the Yu family?"
"Yes, the day before yesterday, there was a stunned person in a few families who fought with Uncle Luo in the underworld, and I disturbed him, hehe~~~"
"Uncle Luo is here?"
"It's not him, Bo Ye is also there, we have people. ”
"Husband, what can I do?"
"Don't do anything, just help me pay attention to Feng Qingzhuo's movements, and also, if you have a advantage, take advantage of it, it's best to get some purple old witch's baby, Lao Tzu asked her to use my daughter-in-law as a bargaining chip, dog!"
"Hmm~"
"Feel better now, aren't you?"
"It's not good!" Xiuyue, who was in a depressed mood, was completely angry, and desperately pushed down Anzi lying on his stomach and pinched his neck and said angrily: "Say, how did you get here?"
"It's not to find the old man. "I'm afraid that Xiu Yue will be in estrus and mess around in his dreams, and Anzi will fall all of them.
"You~~ You really lost the second egg?"
"I was almost killed by it, and if I didn't kill it, it was merciful. ”
was able to get to this day with Anzi, and Erdan was indelibable, and immediately threatened: "If you don't get Xiu'er back and you, don't forget, that half of the fruit is still there!"
"Daughter-in-law, are you like this? We are both about to protect ourselves now, and you still have the heart to think about this?"
"I don't care!"
"Okay, okay, I am so angry that my stomach hurts when I mention the second egg!Come, let the master hug ~"
"If you don't come back, don't want to touch me. ”
Anzi was stunned for a moment, these words sounded familiar, and his face turned green, how can women have a virtuous nature! Finally, Xiuyue, who was very angry, kicked Anzi out of his dream.
"What is this special thing called!Grass~" Anzi, who opened his eyes, sat on the bed with a head and two big, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became;
The sudden appearance in the dead of night shocked Yu Qing and the dragons at a loss, and they all stared at each other with big eyes.
"Old witch, the daughter-in-law who dares to move the lord Lao Tzu dismantled the optimus mallet in the Hades Palace, and the dog said~"
As soon as these words came out, the scalps of all the onlookers were numb, and this guy was obviously scolding the domain lord Zi Feihe, and he was so bold that he couldn't stop it.
"Take me to see Old Man Yu tomorrow, otherwise Lao Tzu will demolish this place first, and it will be a big deal!" Anzi, who was smoking from his head, yelled at Yu Qing.
"Yes, but ......"
"No, don't rush him!"
Yu Qing saw it, thought about the attitude of the ancestor towards this person, and came to the conclusion that this guy is very big, and the person behind it is at least the head of the department, but he doesn't understand why such a powerful character accepts a mortal without bones and appearance.
After suffering so hard until dawn, Yu Qing walked out of the cell against the rising sun, and his intuition told him that something big had happened in the Netherworld Domain recently, and this lord knew at a glance that he was a stunned person who was not afraid of heaven and earth, so try to stay away from him.
As a result, he waited patiently for almost two hours and didn't see anyone come back, Anzi still sat still, kicked open the cell door with the black gold knife box on his back and swaggered away.
"What should I do?"
"What does it matter to us that the gods fight, don't worry, it's no wonder that we are headed. The leader of the door was very clear, and said: "It's really not good to smear oil on the soles of your feet, the world is bigger." ”
(End of chapter)