Chapter 527: Lifting a Rock and Shooting Yourself in the Foot

How can the army soldiers of the Monkey Country compete with the well-trained Marines of the United States? Not to mention winning one game in six games, it is impossible to win one game even if they compete in one hundred!

The gap, like a game between an NBA championship team and a high school junior team, is simply unsuspenseful.

In this way, Wang Teru dared to agree to this bet, and it can only be said that the new president of the monkey country has no brains at all!

The two sides also agreed on the venue for the competition and exercise on the spot, and agreed to use electromagnetic shielding around the venue of the competition and exercise, and only use drones to broadcast the entire competition and exercise site to the world in real time. The soldiers in the stadium have no contact with the outside of the stadium, so they are not worried about the live broadcast letting them know the information of their opponents.

The reporters of the media at the scene did not think it was a big deal to see the excitement, so how could they miss such explosive news? They hurriedly produced a manuscript and announced the bet between Hasri and Wang Terough to the world.

This incident immediately became the hottest news that attracted the world's attention after "The Hunger Games".

Since it has attracted the attention of the world so much, Wang Teku also invited bids to auction the broadcast rights of the Monkey Army soldiers and the Marines of the United States to the world, and actually sold it at a super high price!

Of course, part of this money will be used for the construction of the competition venue, which must be accepted by both the United States and the Monkey Country, and in the future, this venue will be transformed into a large-scale simulated land war amusement park to attract tourists from all over the world to buy tickets here.

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"Wang Te's rough abacus is really fine!"

"Invited the elite soldiers of the United States to accompany them in the exercise, and they also earned hundreds of millions of dollars in broadcasting rights!"

"Don't you think that Wang Teco's style is a bit similar to Wang Qian's? It seems that since Wang Qian disappeared, Wang Tecou has appeared. ”

"These two people do have some similar styles of doing things, and they both have the surname Wang, they can't be from the same family, right?"

"The two don't look alike at all. ”

"Anyway, I think Hasri has been taken advantage of by Wang. ”

"What if the monkey country loses, Wang Te, as the president of a country, has to wear a monkey costume and dance the monkey dance according to Hasri's request, and is extremely humiliated by the people of the United States, so that he has lost face and the people of the monkey country are extremely humiliated, and it is estimated that his president will not be able to do it, and if he does not get it right after stepping down, he will be killed by the people of the monkey country. ”

"Indeed, although Wang Teku made a little money with this gimmick, he lost the general, picking up sesame seeds and losing watermelons, which really outweighed the losses!"

"Do you think this kind of live broadcast is interesting? It also sold hundreds of millions of broadcast fees! I don't think it's interesting, it must be one-sided! The United States Marine Corps is 6 to 0!"

"The first time I watched the real Marines of the United States perform, seeing their heroic appearance, there must still be many people who are willing to watch it. ”

"At least governments, such as Russia, the rivals of the United States, and the Chinese Congress are more concerned about this competition, right?"

Netizens commented on all kinds of things, no one is optimistic that the Monkey Country can win this competition, and everyone thinks that Wang Teku will definitely lose 0-6 in the end and end up disgraced.

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German media said that the monkey country and the United States began to carry out annual joint military exercises. This year's Monkey and Mi joint military exercises have been reduced. There is a view that this is because the president of the monkey country, Wang Teku, has said that ASEAN countries will get rid of their dependence on the United States, an ally of the United States for many years. ”

According to the Deutsche Welle radio website, this year's Monkey and Mi joint military exercise, codenamed 'Shoulder to Shoulder', mainly includes live-fire training aimed at counterterrorism, maritime security, disaster relief and humanitarian assistance. Only 5,400 Monkey Rice soldiers participated in the 10-day joint exercise this year, down 5,700 from last year. ”

Saiya, a spokesman for the joint military exercise, said that the joint military exercise also included Australian and Japanese military personnel. Xianggang's Nanhua Morning Post recently reported that Monkey President Wang Teku has expressed interest in holding joint military exercises with the Chinese side, but some experts believe that military cooperation between the two sides is far from mature. ”

According to the experts' analysis, Wang Teku's hope to get closer to the Chinese navy is aimed at reducing Nirmala's military dependence on the United States and expanding ties with regional powers, including China and Russia. ”

"There are reports that Wang Teku has announced that he will stop holding joint military exercises with the United States. Later, under pressure from the Ministry of Defense, it was agreed to keep the annual side-by-shoulder exercises, but only on counterterrorism and humanitarian issues, after all, such military exercises are stipulated by the treaty, and the current alliance treaty between the two countries has not expired. ”

Not long ago, Wang Teku boarded a Chinese warship to visit the city of Woda in the monkey country. Located in the southern part of the old island of Monkey Country, Woda is an important port city in the country. Chinese state media also published a photo of Wang Tecou wearing a Chinese military cap on a Chinese missile destroyer, and said that Wang Tecou said that he was "very impressed" after boarding the ship. ”

"Deutsche Welle radio quoted AFP as saying that Wang Teruo said: "This is part of building confidence and an opportunity to show our friendship, so I welcome them (Chinese warships)." ”

"The ASEAN summit that ended this year did not sign any meeting statement. President Wang Teku said that he did not mention an arbitration case at the ASEAN summit because the affairs between the two countries have no relationship with other ASEAN member states. ”

Before this year's ASEAN summit, Mr. Wang said it was pointless to protest against China's construction of artificial islands and reefs in disputed waters in the South China Sea, because it could not be stopped anyway. He said he would prefer to discuss a code of conduct in the South China Sea. Monkey diplomats have said that it is possible to reach a framework for a code of conduct with China in the near future. ”

According to Deutsche Welle, the president of the Monkey Country Wang Teku sold $300 million for the broadcast rights of this competition alone, not including the value of the later competition venue to be built into a tourist attraction. ”

"President Wang Teku has behaved very characterfully since he took office, he does not pay attention to human rights when he is fighting drugs, he abuses his traditional allies in various ways, and he takes the initiative to get closer to China, but now he is showing a very shrewd businessman's side. ”

However, according to anecdotal analysis, President Wang Terough is obviously too smart this time, and taking the initiative to provoke the actions of the United States Marine Corps is like lifting a stone to shoot himself in the foot, and it is conceivable that losing this competition will definitely end his presidential term early. ”

The media of various countries have also commented on the competition and bet between Wang Teku and Hasri.

The media of no country thinks that the Monkey Army can win the United States Sea Marine Corps in this competition, so to speak, not only do they think that the Army of the Monkey Country cannot win the United States Sea Marine Corps in the competition, but even their own country's Army does not think that they can win the United States Sea Marine Corps.

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Sheep TV, military channel.

"Bureau, what do you think of this monkey-rice military competition?"

There is a retired general in Huaguo, surnamed Zhang, who is known as the director of the Huaguo Strategic Fooling Bureau, and is a frequent guest of the Yangshi Military Channel.

"Speaking of this monkey and rice military competition, we have to talk about the relationship between rice and monkey country, as well as the relationship between China and monkey country, and the relationship between China and rice. As for the new president of the Monkey Country, Wang Teru, we must observe his words and observe his deeds......" Zhang Juzuo began a tirade.

Half an hour later.

"Bureau, the theme of our program this time is what do you think of this monkey-rice military competition?" The reporter had to bring the conversation back to the point, otherwise Zhang Juzuo would continue to talk for hours.

Viewers who like my show should know how big the military gap is between the United States and the monkey country, and this is not only reflected in the huge gap in equipment...... Just like the modern army and the ancient primitive tribes, it is also reflected in the training and quality of the army. The Marines of the United States are well-trained, and they are not at all comparable to those army soldiers in the Monkey Country. ”

"This so-called competition is just a gimmick for Wang Teku to attract the attention of the world, the Monkey Country will definitely lose, and it will lose six to zero, and I can predict that after the Monkey Country loses, Wang Teku will lose the face of a country as president, and he will definitely step down, if he does not step down, there will be civil strife in the Monkey Country. Zhang Juzuo said his judgment.

Judging from the survey we have done so far, more than 99 percent of the people believe that the Monkey Country will lose, and it seems that the President of the Monkey Country, Wang Teku, has indeed made a stinky move this time!" the reporter echoed a few words.

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Rice Country, NBC TV.

"Several of them have retired from the Marine Corps, what do you think of this competition between the soldiers of the Monkey Army and our Marines?" the reporter interviewed several retired Marines of the United States.

"Hahahaha...... We're going to beat them so they can't find the north and the is flowing!"

"There is no doubt that this is a one-sided competition, and after this competition, the people of the monkey country will really appreciate how big the gap between monkeys and people is. ”

"Don't talk about these soldiers on active duty, just replace us with these people, and they will be beaten all over the ground!"

"Two thousand five hundred people on one side? Actually, five hundred people on our side is enough. ”

"You guys talk too much, isn't it? What do you mean that they can't find the north and that they can't find the north? What does it mean that they can't find the north and that they are urinating? What do you mean by looking for teeth all over the ground? What do you mean that 500 people are enough? It's too inconsequential, isn't it? Obviously, I can go there alone!"

"Don't let me go, let me go and see Wang Teco, smoke him a few big ear scrapers first!"

"Hasri and Wangte made a rough bet, what a bargain! Why can't an elephant get along with an ant? Just dare to stop on the road and trample to death!"

The retired Marines of the United States were all dismissive of this competition.

Television stations around the world almost all staged the same scene, and both reporters and guests felt that Wang's challenge to the United States Marine Corps was as ridiculous as a clown.

No one thought that the Monkey Army would win, and the focus of everyone's attention was on what it would be like when Wang Terough lost the competition, had to wear a monkey suit according to the bet, and danced the monkey dance according to Hasri's request, and there were even many people on TV who ridiculed what kind of monkey dance Hasri would design to humiliate Wang.

The humiliation of the president means that the country is humiliated, and Wang Teru's presidential career should be over.

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Half a month later.

The construction site is a construction team from Huaguo, which is cheap and efficient.

Under the attention of the world, the venue for the competition between the monkey country and the rice country was quickly completed.

The site is in the suburbs of Nirmala, with a radius of more than 20 square kilometers, simulating the real war environment, there is a small town in the field, the competing side defends the town, the other side attacks, there is a statue in the center of the town, the defender holds on for a day and does not let the statue be put down by the attacking side, even if it is a victory, the attacker must occupy the town and put down the statue within one day if he wants to win.

The Monkey Army and the United States Marine Corps will have six competitions in this field, and the two sides use the most advanced international exercise induction firearms, once hit, the clothes of the person who was hit will automatically lock, and the guns in their hands will also lose their shooting function.

This kind of competition tests the quality of the soldiers and the overall technical and tactical ability of both sides.

Because it is related to the honor of the entire United States, the military of the United States secretly promised to let Hasri select personnel from the entire military of the United States, and carefully selected 2,500 of the best soldiers from more than one million soldiers of the United States to form a team of 2,500 people in this competition, and went to the Monkey Country to compete with the soldiers of the Army of the Monkey Country.

Hypnus bought out the broadcast rights of the six competitions, and hired a hosting team led by Wang Qian, the world's best gold medal host, to conduct live commentary on the competition.

Under the watchful eye, the simulated actual combat competition between the soldiers of the United States Marine Corps and the Monkey Country Army finally began.

"Hello audience, we are now at the Gurumon Combat Training Base on the outskirts of Nirmala City, and we will broadcast to you live the technical competition between the Marines of the United States and the Army of the Monkey Country, on the left side of the rostrum is the Commander of the Seventh Fleet of the United States Hasri and his team, and on the right side of the rostrum is Wang Tecou and his team. Wang Qian's voice sounded in the live broadcast.

This paragraph was recorded in advance, so that no one would suspect that Wang Qian and Wang Teku were the same person, and of course, no one would doubt it now.

"It's time for the two armies to review the parade, and we see that the soldiers of the two armies participating in the competition have formed two huge phalanxes past the rostrum, and they are being paraded separately by Commander Hasri and President Wang Teco......

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Half an hour later.

The soldiers of both sides entered the actual combat training base under the guidance of the on-site staff, the first game was first defended by the Monkey Army, the Marines of the United States attacked, and hundreds of drones tracked and filmed in the training base, bringing you the whole live broadcast of the competition. ”