040 Swill Monk (updated for New Year's Day)
Why did Cheng Nuo look for Zhuang Qianli?
Last time she was in the "Human Touch" teahouse, Li Qianxue took advantage of information asymmetry and unceremoniously "exposed" the true face of Zhuang Fatzi in front of Cheng Nuo. Although Cheng Nuo has a certain understanding and awe of Jianghu people, he will not have any good feelings for a liar. The current Zhuang Qianli, in Cheng Nuo's eyes, is no longer a "strange person in the rivers and lakes" who needs to be respected, but a scheming liar who needs to be guarded against!
In fact, this time it was not Cheng Nuo looking for Zhuang Qianli, but Lei Jiuding looking for Zhuang Qianli.
Lei Jiuding's attitude towards Zhuang Qianli has taken a 180-degree turn from the attitude of the last time - not only is he no longer arrogant, but he entrusted Cheng Nuo to invite Zhuang Qianli. It means that I hope to resolve the "misunderstanding" and embarrassment of the last time. And he is still sincere, please ask Cheng Nuo to ask on his behalf, when is Zhuang Qianli free, he wants to put on an apology banquet!
Because Li Qianxue "exposed" Zhuang Qianli's true face last time, and then it was very unpleasant, so this time Cheng Nuo did not call, but just sent such a message to Zhuang Qianli with text on WeChat.
Did Lei Jiuding take the wrong medicine?
This was Zhuang Qianli's first reaction after hearing the news.
According to the logic of ordinary people, there is indeed no way to explain what Lei Jiuding means by doing this, but Lei Jiuding has his own intentions:
The first is to show Cheng Nuo his character. He wants to show Cheng Nuo his demeanor - even if he is a liar like "Zhuang Qianli", Lei Jiuding has a tolerant heart, which reflects the high character of his Lei Jiuding;
Second, Lei Jiuding is testing Zhuang Qianli's ability. He was testing Zhuang Qianli's water, because after he had in-depth contact with Zhuang Qianli, he did find that Zhuang Qianli was not such a fat man on the surface. At the same time, Zhuang Qianli has a deep intersection with several key people in his layout, which can't help but make Lei Jiuding suspect that Zhuang Qianli is deliberately targeting him. Through this appointment, I hope to see a little bit of Zhuang Qianli's foundation;
Third, Lei Jiuding can use this matter to pull Chang Nuo's relationship. If Cheng Nuo helps Lei Jiuding make an appointment with Zhuang Qianli, then Lei Jiuding will have the opportunity to thank Cheng Nuo. The relationship between people is established in this way.
Lei Jiuding's wit, of course, Zhuang Qianli couldn't guess it at all. This is not to say that Zhuang Qianli is stupid, but because of information asymmetry! Because Zhuang Qianli is not aware of his key position in this mess at all. To be precise, he didn't know anything about Cheng Nuo's true identity, Lei Jiuding's true identity, and what Lei Jiuding was going to do. Therefore, in the absence of information, it is natural that nothing can be judged.
So, is this covenant going or not?
If you go, you really can't figure out what Lei Jiuding's purpose is, then you can't act rashly; but if you don't go, you will seem to be afraid of Lei Jiuding, and you will be even more unbearable.
What to do?
After thinking for a while, Zhuang Qianli replied to Cheng Nuo: "Got it." ”
The reply of these three words made Cheng Nuo angry! He thought: "You are a liar who has been exposed by me, what are you still putting up with me?" 'I know' what does this mean, do you go to the banquet or refuse? Why is there a faint smell of the leader's approval document in it? Are you a dead liar qualified to talk to me like this?"
The more Cheng Nuo thought about it, the more angry he became, and he almost threw away his phone. It took a lot of willpower to resist the urge to directly block Zhuang Qianli, and arranged the matter of Zhuang Qianli to Li Qianxue.
And Li Qianxue and Zhuang Qianli communicated online for a long time, but in the end they didn't get a reliable answer - because Zhuang Qianli told her directly, "Look at the time, I'm not available recently." ”
Now, even Li Qianxue is going to be blown up.
Not to mention how the two women were so angry, Zhuang Qianli finally fell asleep after experiencing a lot of things such as kidnapping, escape, police records, hospital treatment, conjuring, and fighting wits and courage with beautiful women!
The imperial capital is a magical place, although it is now the core of Shenzhou, but as a political and cultural center, it is indeed not too long.
Nowadays, there are great changes that have not been seen in the past, so the imperial capital under the situation of replacing the old and the new has a special charm, you can understand this charm as inclusive of all things, and you can also see this kind of atmosphere as four or six not dependent.
And on a mountainside on the outskirts of the imperial capital, there is a large building complex. What is more peculiar is that this building complex has two gates on the left and right, the gate on the left is very retro, even a little elegant and chic, but it has a very vulgar name, called "Style Villa", there is a small sign next to it, which reads "Farmhouse, a day trip to the suburbs, a flavor restaurant"; Meditation for the benefit of all beings".
Now, Zhuang Fatzi has come to such a place where he can't rely on four or six.
Of course, it's not that our Zhuang Fat Man wants to do anything to copy scriptures and practice meditation, he is here to find someone.
Yesterday, I received a Thai ghost boy on Li Na's body and saved a ghost talisman, so it is possible to help Meng Ruyun, the son of Aunt Meat Sandwich, cure his illness. Zhuang Qianli went to the alley early in the morning to look for Aunt Meat Sandwich Bun, but she didn't find it, and she learned from many inquiries that she came to this place called "Xiufu Mansion" to volunteer.
The fat man was a little surprised, Aunt Meat Sandwich needed help from others, but he didn't expect that in addition to making money in a small business, he also had to come to volunteer to help others, which was really amazing;
A discerning person will know at a glance that although this is two doors, it is actually one place. This place is both a commercial lodge and a meditation workshop. Businesses, what kind of volunteers do you use?
With the process of national rejuvenation, the trend of traditional culture in China is getting hotter and hotter. In this environment, it is inevitable that mud and rocks will fall, and this mountain villa in front of you is a typical freak.
If you're a purely commercial organization, it's okay for you to collect money to provide paid services, but you can't use "volunteers", and if you want to use volunteers, then you should be doing non-profit, then you can't do business.
While collecting money from people, and at the same time fooling the disadvantaged groups who are "overflowing with love" to volunteer, this is a bit of a mistake.
"Hey, Brother Chong, why are you here too?" someone slapped from behind.
Zhuang Qianli didn't look back, and he knew that it was Cortana. He was surprised, why Cortana was here today!
"Hey, Cortana. Why did you come here when you didn't go to work"?
"You're the leader, but it's the weekend. The law says that you don't have the right to control me today."
Yes, there have been so many things that have happened in the past two days, Zhuang Qianli has simply forgotten that today is the weekend!
"Okay, what are you doing here on the weekend? You can't be following me, are you?"
"I'm following you, I'm here to sign up for a spiritual class, okay? Yesterday I met the ghost boy that really scared me, I read an article on the Internet that said that spirituality can purify the soul, enhance life energy, and improve the soul level, so come to practice, so as not to be harmed by any ghost boy again. Xiao Na said while making a chorus, indicating her practice.
I haven't found Aunt Meat Sandwich yet, but I have encountered a superstitious group of people born in the 90s, Zhuang Qianli is a little big.
"I think you're purely crazy, you can just find me if you have trouble, this spiritual class is running in such a place where you can't rely on four or six, you can really see the hell if you can be reliable. Looking at this place, Zhuang Qianli didn't believe that this spiritual class could be reliable at all.
"Anyway, the first lesson is free, why don't we go in and listen to it? If they are liars, you just expose them! Don't worry, I'll support you."
"Thank you for your support, but I'm not interested in exposing the liars. But I warn you, there are a lot of devotional scams on the Internet, so don't be brainwashed easily. I'm here to find someone, so I won't talk to you."
Zhuang Qianli really didn't want Xiao Na to be deceived, but he always had a clear boundary between his relationship with Xiao Na, especially after experiencing yesterday's incident, he didn't want anything too out of bounds to happen, so he hurriedly ran in to find Aunt Meat Sandwich.
"What are you going to do? I'm with you. Xiao Na said without waiting for Zhuang Qianli to answer, and followed directly behind!
When I found Aunt Meat Sandwich, she was taking her son to eat!
This time is exactly half past ten, it turned out that Aunt Meat Sandwich came to volunteer early in the morning, and she didn't eat breakfast, and she was busy until now, so she could eat something.
All volunteers are not paid for their work, but they will take care of one meal. Of course, it will definitely not be a good meal, just a simple stew of cabbage and white rice. Maybe he was too hungry after work, Zhuang Qianli looked at Aunt Meat Sandwich and his son from a distance, and ate very deliciously.
Of course, there are also volunteers who can't eat this kind of meal at all. At this time, there was a volunteer who was making food, and he couldn't eat it, so he poured half of the leftover food into a swill bucket.
Zhuang Qianli was about to go over to say hello to Aunt Meat Sandwich when an interesting thing happened.
A monk who was originally queuing up to eat walked to the swill tank from the queue, stretched out his hand to scoop up the leftovers that the man had fallen down just now, and regardless of everyone's surprise, he grabbed it and ate it.
Zhuang Qianli thought that this person had some mental problems, and he was digging garbage heaps to eat. Unexpectedly, the people around him applauded!
The volunteer who had poured the leftovers just now was stunned, and then immediately ran over to stop the monk and said, "Master, how can you eat this?"
The monk also stopped eating swill and said, "Why can't you eat it?"
Volunteer: "Well, it's in a bucket of swill, it's dirty." There's still a lot of food over there, enough to eat."
Monk: "Is it dirty? I don't think it's the rice that's dirty, it's your eyes that are dirty, it's your soul that's dirty, and there's something dirty in your heart, so it's dirty when you look at this food."
The volunteer was a little stunned, but he still kindly said, "Okay, my heart." But what if you get sick after eating this? There must be bad bacteria stuck to it."
Monk: "If my heart is pure, how can bacteria harm me? You have to study our spiritual course, and one day when you can eat swill, your spiritual practice will be completed!"
At this time, the people around him applauded.
Then the people around talked about it:
"Venerable Tzu Jing is saving people again"!
"Venerable Tzu Jing is really a great merit!"
"Today I finally saw Venerable Tzu Jing save people with my own eyes"!
Zhuang Qianli was stunned, these people call eating swill "saving people"! What kind of fallacy do they use to say that "clean hearts" bacteria will not hurt themselves!
Zhuang Qianli really wanted to suggest that this monk should not be called Cijing, but instead be called Wuhan, anyway, his Tao came from the leftovers in the swill bucket. No, according to this logic, it should be called a swill monk.