Chapter 483: Under the Farm Little Flying Needle
Disaster struck, Li Han returned with his studies, and within half an hour of Dudu and the baby returning to the small farm, disaster appeared in the small building. Dudu and the baby learned acupuncture for a morning, the simplest acupuncture points and silver acupuncture points. Question, when Wang Donglin sent Dudu and the baby, a lot of practice created clouds and disasters to befell the small farm.
"Dad. ”
Dudu pinched Wang Donglin and sent a small silver needle, looking at Li Han with big eyes. "No, Daddy has something to do, go play with Sister Tiffany and Brother Howell. ”
Dudu pouted Lao Gao and said. But neither Sister Tiffany nor Brother Howell gave Dodu needles. Li Han shuddered, no wonder Tiffany and Howell immediately ran upstairs when they saw Dudu coming. The sister and brother must have been deceived and became the target of Dudu needle just now, think about Dudu's complete unproficiency in the little flying needle stunt.
Li Han swallowed his saliva and touched Dudu's little head with a smile. "Dudu, have you found Brother Tita and Titan?" "Well, Dudu has had a lot of needles, and Titan and Brother Tita don't want to get needles. ”
Li Han was pricked a lot when he heard it, and Li Han was completely speechless. "What about Sister Gina and Sister Maria?" ”
Dudu said with a small mouth.
It's over, it's over, the farm is shrouded in a cloud of flying needles, and before Li Han has time to sigh, his butt hurts. "Dudu, Dad didn't agree. ”
Dudu shook his head vigorously. "It's not a doodle. Dudu pointed behind Li Han, Li Han fished out his hand, and sure enough, he caught a fleshy child. "Uncle. ”
Li Han couldn't laugh or cry. "Baby, what do you do. "Uncle, Sister Maria, and Sister Gina don't play with the baby anymore. "The baby's mouth is bulging. "The baby didn't practice well. ”
Saying that, the little guy took out a few silver needles, and before Li Han could react, Li Han inserted silver needles on the back of his hand. Facing Li Han's other hand and thigh, you were not polite, Li Han felt that he was going to die.
Although it didn't hurt, Li Han was a little dizzy when he saw that it was full of silver needles. "Toot, baby, stop. Li Han had no choice but to catch the two little guys. "How many silver needles did Grandpa Wang give you. "Twenty doots. "The baby is also twenty. "It's all on my dad now?"
When Li Han heard about the forty silver needles, he fainted, and Li Han was really scared when he got the injection. Nothing else, except for road idiots, Li Han still has problems and can't be injected.
This is also the reason why Li Han doesn't want to learn acupuncture, saying that it doesn't take much effort for Li Han to memorize acupoints now. "No, there are still three left, Dad, do you still want to pierce them?"
The baby raised the small silver needle in his hand. "The baby on my uncle's ass has been removed. The baby still has four in his hand, and Li Han feels that he has become a hedgehog at this time.
Dudu even wanted to pull Li Han's clothes and prick his belly, and Li Han was frightened. "Toot toot. Do not prick your stomach, your heart, or your head. ”
Li Han stiffened his face and said, these two little guys are too fat. "How did Grandpa Wang teach you. "Grandpa Wang taught Dudu to prick his hands. ”
Dudu said with his little head down.
"Only taught to pierce hands?"
Li Han broke out in a cold sweat, these two little guys were bold. Just teaching him to prick his hands, he dares to prick his hands casually, and this is worth it. "Quickly remove the silver needle from Dad's body. ”
As soon as Dudu and the baby saw Li Han, they got angry, removed it cleanly, and put it in the box one by one. Disinfection, Li Han waited for the two little guys to get it done.
Pulling the sofa and sitting down, Li Hanban planned to educate the two flying needle little women about the rules of the rivers and lakes. "Han. What are you doing?"
Ling Na and Jennifer came to the living room with some gifts, first greeted Zhang Xiuying and Aunt Xu, and came to the big living room, where they saw Li Han with a straight face, and two villains sitting opposite each other, slightly stunned, what is the trouble with this.
Li Han paused and said with a wry smile. "Jennifer, Lingna, here you are, sit, I want to say a few words to Dudu and the baby. Jennifer and Lena smiled and sat down to see what Li Han had to say. Li Han couldn't stand Jennifer's strange eyes, what was the trouble?
"Oh. ”
Jennifer nodded, and Lena stood up. "Han, would you like a drink?" "Thank you, let's have a drink." Li Han couldn't help but turn his head and asked. "Is that friend of yours alright?"
Jennifer nodded. "It's okay, you need to apply alkaline potion for a while, but fortunately it's just your arms and neck, it's really strange, how can there be bugs in this weather?"
Dudu was a little dodgy, but fortunately, Li Han didn't turn his head to look at Dudu. "Maybe it's hiding in the house, isn't it very warm inside?" "Maybe. ”
At this time, Lingna had already poured the coffee and handed it to Li Han and Jennifer. "Thank you. Li Han took it and took a sip of coffee, and Dudu and the baby slowly moved their little buttocks. "Don't move. ”
Li Han put down the coffee and said. "Dudu, baby, do you know the consequences of indiscriminate pricking. "It hurts a little. "Just a little bit, toot tried. ”
Dudu pursed his small mouth and whispered, while secretly looking at his father and observing Li Han's expression. "Really?" "Uh-huh. Dudu and the baby nodded in unison.
Li Han was made to cry and laugh. "What did Grandpa Wang say?" "You have to practice more." "Baby, too. "The two little ones didn't see their mistake at all.
Li Han was helpless. "If the needle will cause harm to other people's bodies, this kind of thing is not allowed to be done in the future, obediently according to the exercises taught by Grandpa Wang, just prick your hands. ”
Li Han wanted to say a few more words, but Jennifer and Lingna couldn't be too strict when they were around. "Han, what's wrong with Dudu and the baby?" Li Han had just used a lot of words in Chinese, acupuncture and acupuncture, and Li Han was not very good at expressing them in English.
Jennifer and Lingna were confused when they heard it, but fortunately, Dudu and the two little ones took the initiative to explain, but Li Han was dumbfounded for a while, and Jennifer and Lingna were full of silver needles on the backs of their hands.
The faces of the two changed, one moment white, the other green, and the two little guys completely lied to Jennifer and Lenna when they spoke.
Although Li Han couldn't laugh or cry, he was still a little surprised in his heart, just by diverting his attention, he could prick the silver needle on the back of his hand for a while before he realized that this was not an easy task.
Dudu and the baby said while tying up, the needle is good, Jennifer and Lena are on the thief ship at this time. "Dudu, don't mess with the baby, according to what Grandpa Wang said. ”
"Hmm. Dudu nodded vigorously. "Mom, just five more stabs. Jennifer couldn't cry or laugh, and looked at Li Han for help, Li Han turned his head slightly, and he didn't see it, otherwise he would be pestering himself to practice for a while, maybe his two hands would be borrowed unconditionally when he slept at night.
Li Han is very afraid, the little silver needle, especially Dududa, has the posture of practicing the small flying needle, just now Ji Na reported to Li Han, and the Dudu flying needle pierced the titan's buttocks.
Li Han has every reason to believe that Dudu yearns for the little flying needle, and it is very likely that he will be used by Dudu as a target for the flying needle. "Aunt Lingna, don't move, it will hurt a lot, it will bleed, and my uncle said that it will die. ”
The baby's words made Li Han's mouth almost squirt out of coffee. "Ahem. Ling Na was also pale, and looked at Li Han with a wry smile. "No, the back of the hand shouldn't die. ”
"Bah, no, as long as you don't move the back of your hand, you should be fine. ”
The more Li Han explained, the more the two of them were speechless, but Dudu and the baby were happy to practice needle pricking, Dudu dreamed of pricking the needle is the basis for practicing the little flying needle, of course, Lord Dudu will have the conditions to practice the little flying needle, Fei Fei Fei. Dudu drank as her mother spoke, and Jennifer had an expression on her face that didn't know what to say.
Li Han saw that Jennifer and Lingna were looking at him. "Don't look at me, I just pierced, it's not good to practice the second time, right?"
"Well, Dad is afraid of pain. ”
The words of the toot amused Jennifer and Lenna, laughing, Li Han's face was dark, this little ghost. After a while, Jennifer and Lena were finished, and Dudu and the baby put away the silver needles and began to look for the next target. "Aren't the others there?" Rina glanced at the living room.
Li Han couldn't help but smile and said. "A few children are hiding, you didn't see just now, they were all pierced into hedgehogs, just now my whole body was pierced by two little dares. ”
"Hahaha, when did Pandora and the baby learn acupuncture?"
Jennifer looked at the back of her hand, she was curious, she didn't feel much pain, it was quite interesting. "I just learned in the morning, so don't practice the adults and children at home have been caught. ”
This is not a word, Dudu and the baby have begun to chase the animals in the house, and the chickens and dogs are not wrong at all. "Pandora and baby, what are you doing, do you want to catch a little black bear and prick a needle, can you prick an animal? ”
Li Han's eyes dodged a few times, and he was not too embarrassed to say. "The last time I told Pandora a story, there was a flying needle woman in it, and Pandora fell in love with it. ”
The silver needle in Dudu's hand has been replaced with an ordinary needle, this is Wang Donglin's gift to Dudu and the baby, the primary learning version, the silver needle is the kind that Wang Donglin usually uses, which shows how much he looks at Dudu and the baby.
The little flying needle has been used, and sure enough, as Gina said, the flying needle is very good, and the little black bear has two needles inserted in his buttocks.
This time the little black bear ran faster, Dudu and the baby chased after the flying needle, and after a while, the little black bear's butt was about to be tied into a hedgehog, fortunately, the drizzle needle was not too painful.
The little black bear finally died, was surrounded and suppressed by Dudu and the baby, surrendered, and Dudu and the baby began to snatch the merits. "These are doodoo's. ”
The baby has a small puffed mouth. "No, these are the ones that the baby stabbed. The two little guys said while pulling out the thin needle that pierced the buttocks of the little black bear, and the little black bear waited for the needle to be pulled out, and when Dudu and the baby were arguing, they even rolled and crawled, and they flew away from the big demon king and the big demon king of the baby at the limit speed that had never been before.
I didn't dare to stay in the living room anymore, Li Han, Jennifer, and Lingna couldn't smile when they saw it. "Now the little animals in the house are going to suffer. ”
Li Han regretted it a little, and when he practiced in the future, the two little guys were determined to find themselves, should they talk to Master Wang, practice this thing slowly, or buy two rubber acupoint hands or something. (To be continued......)
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